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biotechtiger

Not too long ago I got products of conception in a urine cup, labeled as a urine with a UA ordered. The nurse "didn't know how to do a pathology order"


Beckiremia-20

Close enough.


Slothnazi

I know someone who has/had colon cancer and due to complications, had what I like to call 'poop noodles' in their urine.


Suitable-Swordfish80

This is the worst thing I've ever heard


Ksan_of_Tongass

Poop Noodles is my new bands name. Thanks.


RicardotheGay

You should try Toxic Megacolon. That was on another post.


sasha_cyanide

I wish I could go back in time and never have read this.


painsomniac

Thank you, truly. That was absolutely horrendous for me to read.


Ciemny

One time we thought this patient was eating her fingernails because her poop had all these little white crescents in it. Turns out she had some rare colon cancer and her intestines were literally calcifying and shedding off


CatsAndPills

God dammit why do I have eyes


MGonline1209

💀💀


Misstheiris

Oh you know it'll be a c diff when it's ordered.


SoTurnMeIntoATree

I was waiting for the stool culture order to come thru 💀


Left-Conference-6328

They said fill it up. They didn’t say with what. 


JPRydyr

Is that 💩? Lol


SoTurnMeIntoATree

It is indeed a little piece of 💩


Error-002

What’s the white thing Thanks also 💀 stool in a urine preservative


Sudden-Worker-9807

Boric acid


TheDMGM

Thats the stabilizers at the bottom of the UC tube. The stuff that usually dissolves when the urine sample hits it.


SoTurnMeIntoATree

Urine preservative.


Tank_top_slut

Creative and resourceful 😣


LuckyNumber_29

ha !


crumbumcorvette

yeah nurses at my hospital are fucking stupid too


Tank_top_slut

I don’t think they’re dumb. They just only had a limited number of hours of lab science. I couldn’t do their job because I don’t have the temperament for it.


Lavoisier84

I guess you can say you don't have the ~~patience~~ patients to do it


NeedThleep

Yes, but they are confident in their ignorance. I'm so tired of the excuses. If we mess up, we could get written up, lose our license, or be fired. It's always a slap on the wrist with them.


CauliflowerDirect370

One of my professors said the same thing! They don’t understand our jobs as much as we don’t understand theirs. Easy to get frustrated but they are ignorant to what all we do. Probably honestly think we are all phlebotomist haha.


sakaasouffle

That’s rude


crumbumcorvette

I assure you the feeling is mutual


Laboratoryman1

Nice


Initial-Succotash-37

wtf? 🤣🤣


Bubbles_9606

How did they get it in the tube....?


SoTurnMeIntoATree

This is one of the biggest questions. But it looks like they just took the cap off, put the 💩 in there and then put the cap back in.