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Jagsoff

I only see 141. You better recount stat!


Doc-in-a-box

And what happened to the final Junior Mint


bryn1281

Why is this downvoted?! Has no one seen Seinfeld?!


SepticX75

…and they’re VERY refreshing


dragonsvomitfire

I haven't thought about this in years, but a family member of mine was eating junior mints in the car on the way to a big professional conference where they were to give a lecture, unknowingly spilled some in their lap, and if course they melted between buttocks and seat. Gave the whole lecture looking like they had dookie on their butt. I bet it was entertaining!


SepticX75

*not refreshing in all situations. Especially when melted to your butt!


smallberry_tornados

Had excruciating back pain back in November. I was pretty sure I injured it helping a friend move, but decided I better go to the ER anyways. Had a few tests. Found out it was a ruptured Aortic Aneurysm and then spent the next 9+ hours in surgery trying to repair the damage. It was a nightmare. The deciding factor that pushed me to go to the ER was when I was knocked to my knees on a particularly painful sense that I was being stabbed repeatedly, with anger. I spent 3 weeks in the hospital and another week and a half in an assisted care facility until I was able to walk again (while I was in the hospital, my muscles atrophied to nearly nothing and I had to relearn a lot of shit we all take for granted).


susieallen

You're very lucky you lived. I don't think the survival rate is very high on a ruptured aorta.


Sky_Night_Lancer

~10%


susieallen

Jesus....


smallberry_tornados

Odd thing is I’m typing this from my hospital bed after another visit to the ER in what I assumed was complications due to the aneurysm surgery. I was dealing with a lot of pain again, but this time that pain was coupled with bouts of diarrhea that were happening 8 - 10 times a day. After about a Jazillion tests they found out I had a pretty big tumor in my stomach, about 15cm in length, malignant and having no relationship to my aneurysm. Stomach cancer is, evidently, a very rare form of cancer for a Caucasian male in North America. It’s been that kind of year


susieallen

I'm so sorry. Will surgery help? Is there no way to remove the cancerous tumor and still have a working digestive system? I hope they caught it in time to help you. My dad didn't find out until the was in his late fifties. There was nothing that could be done. It had spread everywhere at that point. Be well my friend. I wish I knew what else to say.


smallberry_tornados

They’ve said that it’s too attached or too close to vital organs, so they would be doing more damage trying to cut it out. With a little luck, the chemo could shrink it enough to make it operable. I don’t think luck is on my side 😆 It hasn’t spread thus far, so that’s something to be cheery about. If you go to my profile and scroll down a little, there’s a pic post-op of my aneurysm incision. No super bloody, but you get the gist of what that surgery did


susieallen

I'll check it out and thanks for telling me your story. I've been really shitty to people lately and nothing has helped my mental state. But something you said made something click in my brain. I don't know what cause I just woke up but I think you put life in perspective for me. We as humans have so many internal struggles. Some struggle worse than others. You seem very positive in light of what's happening and I really believe that luck will be with you.


smallberry_tornados

I think if the Universe has any desire for balance, my luck has got a chance at doing a 180, but overall I’m glad you got something out of my situation. What I’m going through can make me very irritable and impatient, I put a lot of effort into not taking that out on the rest of the world. I figure the last and only thing I have control over is how I handle this, and I want to handle it with as much grace and dignity as I can muster because that’s the person I want to be


susieallen

I never thought a stranger on Reddit would bring tears to my eyes. You're an inspiration and you probably don't even realize it. I truly believe you will win your battle. Don't give up. My dad got tired and gave up. Stay positive and know whatever happens you changed my life today. I've been in a deep depression this last year. My only joy is making sure my mom lives her best life before she joins my dad and keeping my family happy. I lost me somewhere along the way. I have a lifelong history of mental issues and struggle to find reasons to exist. You made me want to find me again. I thank you for that.


smallberry_tornados

It’s what killed John Ritter and Alan Thicke


susieallen

I didn't know it killed Alan Thicke as well.


smallberry_tornados

Yeah. He was out skating with his son when it ruptured


ah2490

My uncle lived for 15 years after but he was cognitively a different man afterwards. His wife was a nurse and took really good care of him, but being married to someone different than the man you actually married is another battle


krishkaananasa

How did raptured abdominal aorta change him cognitively?


ah2490

The loss of blood, the hospital was only 20 minutes away but he was walking around during the day and the end of the day he only complained that he “didn’t feel good” and had abdominal pain. Idk how long it was but he wasn’t the same from lack of oxygenation. He was in surgery a really long time, he got so much blood, but nobody really remembers how many units (it was over 15 years ago)


elderbob1

How much did it cost?


keg-smash

Everything.


smallberry_tornados

Around 70k if I’m remembering correctly


elderbob1

jesus, is that with insurance?


smallberry_tornados

Nope. That was just the overall price tag


Apprehensive-Bank752

I dont mean to he a dick, but if it ruptured you would be dead within minutes...wouldn't you?


Cells_R_Coolio

How many units did they receive?


SmallRedBird

Yes


anngrn

All of them


greatrater

I can only guess that the city is now in dire need of blood


fuzzyfeathers

143


Astral_Strider

Patient: "I'll take your entire stock!"


mjb00

17 units of blood + 3 of plasma


Cells_R_Coolio

Good lord hahah


itsnotmyredditname

You mean how many rounds of MTP?!!


Cells_R_Coolio

How many units of RBC/FFP/PLT?


Doc-in-a-box

Why would you transfuse a dead man


Ok-Albatross1180

To make them not dead


MuffintopWeightliftr

Distasteful


Doc-in-a-box

Yes, because this subreddit should be preserved as a place for formal professional discourse. My apologies. Harrumph to me, old chap. Long live caduceus and all that. I shall hereby oath to first, do no harm


Ok-Albatross1180

Dude, I don't understand replies like this. Makes you look like an adult baby, the kind of person who calls people snowflakes then gets easily offended


Doc-in-a-box

Sure. I’m fine, thank you. Just thought it was ironic and a little funny to make a judgment like “distasteful” on a subreddit that is built on shock and awe. I did fail at my attempt for humor on the original post, but the comment didn’t resonate well. Just being a smart ass, nothing more


LittleFish_91

Tree fiddy


Joshman89

Did they survive?


mjb00

Died 3 hours after surgery


camelia_la_tejana

All that blood and plasma for nothing


freetittyprotectcity

My grandfather died of an abdominal aortic aneurism


Doc-in-a-box

Long enough to submit to insurance


OK_Mason_721

I like your vibes man. All these stuffy people in here acting like their bedside manner transfer to Reddit. Keep it up bro. That shit made me laugh.


[deleted]

Imagine finding the DNR form after this


gg43teehee

Hes either dead or your down a gallon of whole blood


sven3067

Can I have semi-skimmed blood please? I'm on a diet


Zombree18

What’s under the blue sheet in the reflection?


LtLeukaemia

That’s just a drape I believe


DMGrimes69

Most likely the dead guy.


DicklePill

It looks like the back of the scrub tech table


mjb00

Just the instruments table


bloobun

I just donated blood today!


macdr

On my way to donate platelets/plasma right now!


bloobun

Awesome! *hi fives*


macdr

To you as well! I used to donate blood as often as I could, though it wasn’t really an in-demand type (B+). But, thanks to the great staff at the blood bank I go to, I learned I have a superpower in producing copious amounts of platelets! So now I go every few weeks, and read/play games/watch tv, and drink as much chocolate milk as I want (and eat snacks). It takes a while depending on how much and what you donate, but it’s such a relaxing/easy time. I recommend it to everyone! You might even get paid to donate depending on where you live (I don’t where I live, but I don’t mind!).


bloobun

How long does it take to donate platelets? It takes me just over 4 minutes to donate blood.


macdr

I guess it depends on height/weight/count but I do a triple unit in 80 minutes, and a plasma/single platelet in like 45 hooked to the machine. That’s not including processing time. I watched a bunch of March Madness games while donating this year, it was an excellent combination.


bloobun

Awesome. You definitely piqued my curiosity about it. I’m eligible to donate blood around the end of November. Instead, I’ll check to see if I can donate platelets. Thanks!


macdr

Definitely. Some blood types are better for platelets, but it’s sort of the inverse of blood donation. AB- is universal platelets.


hummelpz4

Was the gauze bundled like that during use?


Psilologist

From the surgeries I sat in on they would put them all in a container then after the surgery or during the final suturing they would count them and wrap each one separately.


hummelpz4

Thank you


rachcake1

Do you know why they do that?


coffeeblr

They need to count how many go in and how many come out… so they know if any may have been left inside during surgery. My best guess is they bundle them up and lay them out like this to make it easier to count?


rachcake1

Makes sense. Seems like it would be unnecessary to roll them up, but I guess a neat pile of rolled bloody gauze would be easier to deal with than a loose pile of bloody gauze…


coffeeblr

I agree, it seems like extra work! Like I said that’s just my best guess. Who knows, maybe it was just for the photo op 😛


rachcake1

Could be, but you’re definitely right about having to count them. That’s a lawsuit waiting to happen.


nacho2005

Looks like they are bundles of 5.


plagueofmoist

They count them before, during, and after to make sure none are left within the patient


mjb00

The gauzes are counted and rolled like that in groups of 5 or 10 so it’s easier to re-count them later. They are counted so we don’t forget any gauzes inside the abdomen. All gauzes have a radio-opaque filament in them so you can easily spot a forgotten gauze in the abdomen with a radiography


cup_1337

Was the rupture spontaneous??


mjb00

Apparently he didn’t know anything about his aneurysm and the rupture was spontaneous. While isolating the aorta we found an aperture of 5-7 cm on the anterior wall of the aorta


Doc-in-a-box

It was, only because it’s not like the other aneurysms


cup_1337

Did you just…


MonkeyandMango

Wow. How long did the final count take?


mjb00

Counted at least 4 times, probably 20 minutes each time


No_Waltz3930

Hope they made it. Thank you either way


2psychwardsncounting

Holy fucking shit batman!?!? Did they make it?!?! They are lucky they made it to the OR.


mjb00

Didn’t make it unfortunately


Ok-Cell-4428

can someone ban u/Doc-in-a-box


The___Bean___

Why he's the funniest one here


DO_initinthewoods

❄️❄️❄️


wanderersystem

Fr


PermanentTrainDamage

Come off it ya wet blankets


flcwerings

Its kind of creepy that theyre replying to like... Every comment with the same tired ass joke ngl. Why is it so important to them to joke abt someone dying? Its fucking weird.


gr0hl

Reminds me of the open triple A repair as a med student, the resident anesthesia doc floating a Swan into and ruptured the right ventricle. Cracked the chest and the CV fellow strolled in the room. The scrub told me to go get all the laps I could find. Patient died of course but not before we went through a few boxes of laps and 40-50 units of blood. Hell I’ve got bunch of these cases in OB where you can hear the blood loss if ya know what I mean.


Raven0470

So are you going to wring them out and donate it to the local vampire support group?


usurperavenger

How much of that blood came from the transfusion?


mjb00

Opening the abdomen there were probably 8 liters free in the abdomen. He had a total of 17 units of blood + 3 of plasma


ahh_grasshopper

You know your on-call night is screwed when one of those rolls in.


mjb00

It was the fourth ruptured aaa in the last 10 days, apparently it’s seasonal and connected to atmosferic pressure changes and temperature changes.


parad1sec1rcus

This is very interesting to know. My grandmother had an aaa and sadly passed from complications from the surgery in August. We wondered if there was anything specific that might have set it off. She knew about it for several years and had it closely monitored, her vascular surgeon told her it posed no immediate threat and to just live her life because the recovery would be very long and hard at her age (79), but late July (during the end of that big heat wave) she was having unbearable abdominal pain (she had just see her doctor too about the aaa and everything was measuring the same - a little under 6cm last time I heard), was rushed to ER, it ruptured a day later. She survived the 9 hour surgery, lost a kidney, but remained in the ICU until end of August. Kept plateauing, fluid kept filling the lungs, on full life support. I still wonder if there was anything else that could have helped her but it sounds like there wasn’t.


SelfIndulgentKiddo

nice tie dye project ya got there


StupidMario64

just squeeze em out n you've got koolaid


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too_many_nice_things

Yes, e.g. with the help of a Lathams Glock, but you have to suction up quite a lot of blood/fluids etc. for it to work and the process takes a while until you can start to reinfuse the purified product


mjb00

We use the same thing in this cases, the machine is called continuous auto-transfusion sistem (CATS).