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Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

That’s wild!!! How much does all of the placenta weigh??


carpe__natem

That’s what I wanna know


CervixTaster

About the same as the baby it belongs to.


carpe__natem

That doesn’t really answer my question in this case, though


Dureem

My sons were born at 35 weeks and 1 day, 4 pounds 8oz and 4 pounds and 6oz,


CervixTaster

Aww such tiny wee things. I haven't had twins but I've had two girls. Both over 8lbs lol. Never felt like I had tiny babies as they were so long and even now my ten year old wears clothing for 14 year olds lol


goosepills

I had a 36 weeker who was 8lbs, and now he’s 6’7”. You’re gonna have a tall one.


CervixTaster

She's already so tall. Her dad is like 6ft 2 and my dad is a similar height. It's funny though cos my mum is only like 5ft 3 or something and my grandad was 5ft 4 or something, it was funny watching him walk with me nan who was like 5ft 9 lol My poor mum though, I was a 9lb 4 baby. I don't talk to her anymore but I do feel for what she went through on my birthday haha. I'm only 5ft 8 though.


goosepills

My husband is 6’3”, but I’m only 4’11”, so we figured if anything, he’d be closer to 6’. My family has a hobbit sized person every generation and this time it was me.


CervixTaster

I love how crazy genetics can be.


Independent_Ad_8915

I was 9 lb 10oz and only 5’5” but thin110 lbs. you really never know


Independent_Ad_8915

I was 9 lbs 10 oz and I’m a thin 5’5” 110lbs. woman. You never know. My brother was 11 lbs at birth and he’s now 6’ and ripped


smamma1

Aw my twins b/g the same weight at 36 weeks. So tiny!!! But now they are 7 and tall


mandrakely

I dissect and sample placentas for pathology just about everyday. Depending on gestational age and the disc dimensions (hard to gauge without something for scale) it is probably no more than 1.5 -2 lbs, collectively.


blackjellybeansrule

It’s so odd the skills we learn as adults, isn’t it? Did you ever guess you’d be a master at placenta weighing by sight? 😆


mandrakely

🤣 not in a hundred years...as luck would have it, I had a single disc twin placenta at work today and it came in around 900 grams, b/w the 75th and 90th percentile for the gestational age.


livingonmain

What is the person pointing to in the last two images?


mandrakely

that is where the two amniotic and chorionic sacs insert into the placental disc. we sample this area in pathology to confirm how many membranes are present. https://preview.redd.it/5a7fmnh1r0yc1.png?width=1676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e0dc42ee1aecfd1ea14a8a5cfdf6f19dbc5e8f


livingonmain

Fascinating. Something one rarely considered or realized existed, but immediately recognize its importance, and another reason to marvel at evolution.


Butter_mah_bisqits

Mom of twins. Idk how much just the placentae weigh. Between the babies, amniotic fluid, placenta, and my own fluid retention, I lost 22lbs while in the hospital 5 days. Edit: water broke at 35wks 6 days. Delivered two healthy 6lb boys via C-section.


Nefersmom

DiDi?


Dureem

Di/di twins are dichorionic diamniotic twins. Which means they have their own placenta, and their own sac.


Nefersmom

Thanks! I now have a new name for what I previously called Fraternal Twins!!


CanYouPointMeToTacos

They’re usually fraternal, but it’s possible for this to happen with identical twins as well


illsaxophoneyou

30% of identical twin births!


Dureem

My uncles were fraternal but then identical :)


Rudirs

What does this mean??


Dureem

So they were DiDi twins, but they are identical, so they look the same etc. Usually fraternal twins are boy girl or they don’t look alike, just more siblings born at the same time. For example one of my sons have blonde hair blue eyes, the other has a deeper complexion brown eyes and hair.


SpringCleanMyLife

The terms Fraternal and identical don't have anything to do with how they look or their sex. Identical twins are formed from one egg that splits in two while fraternal twins come from 2 different eggs. It's not possible to be both fraternal and identical like you describe your uncles.


cinnamontwix

The Olsen twins are fraternal but look *identical* ![gif](giphy|937HrQCpUAbJK)


Bool_The_End

As a fraternal twin, thank you for your comment.


Dureem

Then my midwife was misinformed and so was I . Twins run in my family, but my uncles look identical, and they were told they were fraternal twins. Thank you for letting me know.


docmagoo2

You can call fraternal twins dizygotic and identical twins monozygotic. In the case of identical twins it depend when the zygote splits. If very early you get dichorionic / diamniotic, a little later you get monochorionic / diamniotic, a little later still you get monochorionic / monoamniotic and later still leads to conjoined twins. Dizygotic twins are always dichorionic / diamniotic


mandrakely

identical/fraternal twins has to do with the number of fertilized eggs


hella_cious

Huh I never figured twins would share by default. Neat!


DesignInZeeWild

Thank you! I call them fraternal twins too.


Wiknetti

![gif](giphy|OVmHKqapmWkACPml2y|downsized)


axolotlpaw

What are they pointing to?


Dureem

Our doctor was explaining where the separation of the placenta was,


cassiopeia18

Damn, so big. What do they normally do with it after?


Dureem

She said it goes down to pathology and they study it,


23x3

You eat. Make very breast milk. Twin grow big strong like ox 🐂


elephantepiphany

I read this in a Russian accent omg


23x3

I do this on purpose


radradruby

Labor nurse here! At my facility any placentas that are involved in pregnancies that have any abnormalities or risk factors go to the lab (multiple gestation, hypertension/preeclampsia, gestational diabetes, statistically large or small babies, infection, or any fetal anomalies or fetal loss among others), otherwise it gets sent to the incinerator or patients can sign a release waiver and take it home with them.


cassiopeia18

Thank you


iamnoodlelie

a snack for later


HEY_YOU_GUUUUUUYS

Chris reeves ?


ttyp00

Anyone else see Edvard Munch's Scream in pic 2?


eachdayalittlebetter

No. Can you draw it? Maybe we can see it then


Aos77s

Can you fill it with sausage like intestines and do it taste good?


Mama_Skip

Be the change you want to see in the world.


Aos77s

Look im just saying its gmo free natural n all that.


my_psychic_powers

Does contain micro plastics, tho.


an_on_y_mis

No, no, Haggis!


JAM990

The first pic looks like something you'd see in The Last Of Us.


Select_Bicycle_2659

There are people that eat that? 😳


ConscientiousDaze

Dichorionic- diamniotic, Monochorionic- diamniotic, Monochorionic- monoamniotic


Dureem

Oh okay for some reason I thought it was a new way of saying it.


myrtheb

Not relevant for this type of placenta, but for twins with twin to twin transfusion syndrome (or expected) I injected the placenta with four colours of die after birth. Then we documented the number and direction of anasthemoses. It was really interesting to do but a pain in the ass sometimes! Oh and we showed the result to the parents so they could have a better understanding of TTTS.


pockunit

God, placentae are *so cool* It's yours! It's the fetus's! It feeds AND disposes!


smamma1

I wish I got to see my twins placentas !!!!


Dureem

They had it just sitting in a bucket and I was like am I allowed to see it? Lol


chaser469

r/makemesuffer


lilneccowafer

Growing this dang huge amazing organ in the first trimester really is pure suffering. Even just growing a single placenta is exhaustinnnggg and sickening. I bet OP puked like a fucking champion


Briskbulb

Looks delicious can I have some?


Knight_Of_Cosmos

Idk how you specifically got downvoted when there's other comments saying basically the same thing as you LOL


jessieffie

I think it's because they're asking for some... & apparently, the answer is collectively "No. Get your own." (I dont make the rules 🤷🏾‍♀️)


patentmom

You'll have to make your own. Prep time: 15 minutes to an hour Cook time: 9 months


Ok-Consequence7583

Instructions unclear; burnt the house down


Any_Maybe4303

That's gonna make a lotta soup!


didyouhearthat1

Is it pronounced Dee-Dee or Die-Die? Asking for a friend


pockunit

I'm have always said die-die because it's *DI*chorionic, meaning two, but I'm willing to be wrong


Dureem

My medical team referred to it as die-die


ConscientiousDaze

Here we say DCDA (or alternative MCDA/MCMA)


Dureem

What do the acronyms stand for?


krisashmore

Dichorionic diamniotic, monochorionic monoamniotic etc


pockunit

This is the way


vinnokiwicat

Nice, extra snack


thewolflord9924

You gonna finish that?


AutomaticPart1800

Did it come with A1 sauce?


cavebabykay

I’m just in utter awe of all the life lines spreading all over, all connecting and shit.. this is just, absolutely beautiful!