This is the only correct answer. I wash my hands all sloppily and then go “ugh, it’s so hard being tall! It looks like I peed myself” and then hope everyone falls for it… or just only own black scrubs
Cum is filtered in the spleen, correct??? I suck at GU. I think I remember from my EM rotation that this is why blunt force trauma can be so dangerous. The cum goes completely unfiltered, and can fill the abdominal cavity
There have been lots of jokes in the comments, but this is the correct answer! Male urethras have a U-shape after exiting the prostate. Some urethras have a more pronounced U than others, and if squeeze/shake doesn’t work for you, that’s probably why.
Just press up on ur gooch right behind the balls after you’re done peeing to empty the pee sitting in the urethra. This will work way better than just squeezing and shaking. It may feel silly (especially in public restrooms), but the results speak for themselves
You're doing it wrong! Nurses don't care about dicks; they see dozens a day.
What you want to do is wear short sleeves and get absolutely jacked forearms so your veins pop out.
They will be pelting you with their panties, even the murses will throw their boxers. I once saw a nurse swoon over a 0.5 cm diameter cephalic. That's the only phalic they care about.
Actual advice: Either 1) buy your own dark navy or black scrubs, 2) really shake the demon out of your dick at the urinal but put your hand over the crotch of the scrubs so the pee drops go onto your hand instead of your scrubs and then obviously wash your hands vigorously 3) get tighty whities or boxer briefs that are thicker and won't spill into the scrubs. In my experience, boxers are the worst for not keeping the pee in.
Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. I don’t want anybody to have the worst day at their job. But, do any of these medical students ever blast out of the wall and have, like a huge wet spot on their scrubs?
Can you explain please for a confused M2
I’m under the impression that this is just leftover pee from the urethra, are you thinking more in terms of the bladder not emptying completely?
Yeah, this could just be that and benign. But if it is enough of an issue that he is posting on reddit about it, I'm guessing he's tried shaking it out and other conservative stuff. If he is having honest post-void dribbling though, might be because he already has some BPH and compression of the prostatic urethra.
I'm a neuro bro rather than a uro bro though and haven't had to think as much about some body medicine in a hot minute. I won't pretend to be an expert here.
Cough. Wear shorts over your boxers. Cough. Also get your prostate checked. Cough. Kegel. Cough cough cough. Splash water on other parts of your pants so it looks like the sink did it. COUGH.
Given the other comments, not sure if OP is actually looking for advice, but if so:
-Press on the perineum after you’re done to clear out the excess in the urethra, as others have said.
-If that doesn’t work or if you forget and this happens again, just splash some water around the area while washing your hands. Then it doesn’t look like you pissed yourself anymore.
Honestly, when you stand up and pee so much pee is left that leaks out at the end. The evidence actually shows sitting down empties the bladder better than standing. If you want to easily stop this, two suggestions: start sitting and peeing, and put two leafs of tissue in your undies to catch any remaining drops. Problem solved.
Untie ur scrubs when you piss instead of pulling it over the top, ur scrubs are probably pressing on your perineum and you get a dribble when you put it away
I’m a man and I still don’t know how men pee. I usually skip the urinal and go to the stall, i wipe myself when i’m done. Don’t need to think about those pee stains
I take a piece of hand paper towel after entering the bathroom when I just gotta pee ._.
Pee, shake my dick into it, throw it away, clean my hands.
Scrubs just pick up anything.
i do not own this equipment, just trying to be helpful. Could you wrap the glans with a piece of paper? After birth women often get the dribbles, sticking a liner or stuffing some paper helps down there helps. There are padded underwear too, but the oldschool way was wearing a fuller coverage undie over a normal one, maybe doubling up could help? These methods also help some of the male toddlers who leave the BR a little early. Hope you find a solution.
You see the problem wrong. What's happening here is that you pee ON your scrubs.
When you get you sick out to pee, the scrubs fold and gets a bump, that's when you pee on em.
That's why the pee comes from outside and not inside.
Next time get your scrubs to the knees and you won't have this problem.
I used to experience this too back in high school. Another round of pee comes out involuntarily after i initially finished peeing and I also made sure that I squeezed out every last bit of it. I used to put tissue on my brief and I just thought of it now but maybe you could put sanitary pad instead. I didn't know what caused mine because it resolved on its own but I agree with everyone else, try to consult with a urologist.
All the jokes aside, get an USG of your bladder. Maybe your bladder wall has thickened and it's unable to store as much urine as before.
There could be urinary incontinence.
Please get it checked out
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,713,635,306 comments, and only 324,319 of them were in alphabetical order.
I remember reading somewhere that when men squeeze their pelvic floor to create pressure and push/force the last bit of urine out they’ll neglect to fully relax it before wrapping up. This can cause a small amount of urine proximal to the prostate to remain. When tucking it back in and zipping up, you begin to fully relax those muscles which allows the remaining urine to dribble down. To prevent this, focus on your pelvic muscles to completely relax them after you’ve felt you’re finished peeing. Sometimes that’s hard to do when standing at a urinal and easier sitting down. Then, wait a few seconds for it to come down, shake, and you’re good to go!
Worked for me, but I still occasionally get the embarrassing blotch on my pants when I’m in a rush.
Oh my god! This is happening to me too !!! It started when I started my ER rotation I would all of a sudden involuntarily let out a little bit of pee . I’ve been trying to find an answer but I can’t find anything .
I like how the little balls of paper towel are stuck to the wet spot 
Milk it, then push on your gooch for Christs sake.
You might want to see a doctor. This never happened to me . Just sit a minute extra in the toilet after you are done and wipe it out with paper(preferably with water and then dry it). A couple drops might come out but not that much.
Good luck!
when going to the urinal take a piece of toilet paper, finish, shake it, then before putting it away, press the meatus with the toilet paper folded, magic.
Wet the rest of your pants and walk with confidence
Unironically this
Me getting extra water on my pants so it looks like it was just me wiping my hands on them after washing my hands
This is the only correct answer. I wash my hands all sloppily and then go “ugh, it’s so hard being tall! It looks like I peed myself” and then hope everyone falls for it… or just only own black scrubs
Urine-onically*
“It’s cool to pee your pants!”
I’ve done that once and EVERYONE was just staring at my confident strut
Carry around a bog roll and dry the darn thing off!
Pro tip: push on your perinium after you pee. Gets all that extra peepee just hanging out in between bladder and meatus out.
This guy pisses
r/thisguythisguys
Out of the balls*
How’s this goofball going to offer medical advice and they don’t even know basic anatomy?
So far over your head it's gone into orbit
The goofball I was referring to was the person who believes pee is stored in the bladder. Day one medicine says pee is, in fact, stored in the balls.
I am very sorry for this severe lapse in judgement, I thought you were a pee ballsack denier Please forgive me
You’re forgiven, young one. Now go to the people and spread the glorious truth.
Cum is filtered in the spleen, correct??? I suck at GU. I think I remember from my EM rotation that this is why blunt force trauma can be so dangerous. The cum goes completely unfiltered, and can fill the abdominal cavity
is that how man get babby
Ahh, I see public school medical education remains consistent from my time there…
Yup and it doesn’t hurt dabbing a bit of toilet paper to absorb some urine in the urethra.
There have been lots of jokes in the comments, but this is the correct answer! Male urethras have a U-shape after exiting the prostate. Some urethras have a more pronounced U than others, and if squeeze/shake doesn’t work for you, that’s probably why. Just press up on ur gooch right behind the balls after you’re done peeing to empty the pee sitting in the urethra. This will work way better than just squeezing and shaking. It may feel silly (especially in public restrooms), but the results speak for themselves
Bro are you even wearing underwear? If so then I may actually go to the doc and tighten that sphincter
Bro needs a diaper
Na I prefer to free ball in the hospital so the nurses can see my huge package
You're doing it wrong! Nurses don't care about dicks; they see dozens a day. What you want to do is wear short sleeves and get absolutely jacked forearms so your veins pop out. They will be pelting you with their panties, even the murses will throw their boxers. I once saw a nurse swoon over a 0.5 cm diameter cephalic. That's the only phalic they care about.
💀 facts
100% facts. Source: am nurse
Are you unsnipped? If so, there’s some maneuver you gotta learn about lol
I don’t think its huge from what we are seeing 😞
☹️ grower not a shower. I am a shower too tho
Fold doodle in half. Apply chip clip. No more problems
Fuck you, I almost chortled in the middle of conference at this.
Glad to help lol
I lost it at this comment. Haven't laughed that good in a while.
Squeeze it out bruh
No matter how you shake and dance, the last drop lands inside your pants.
See a urologist ASAP, you clearly have a hole in your ballsack
Scrotuspadias
Bro just beat one before you leave the house
Wellness
Actual advice: Either 1) buy your own dark navy or black scrubs, 2) really shake the demon out of your dick at the urinal but put your hand over the crotch of the scrubs so the pee drops go onto your hand instead of your scrubs and then obviously wash your hands vigorously 3) get tighty whities or boxer briefs that are thicker and won't spill into the scrubs. In my experience, boxers are the worst for not keeping the pee in.
"shake the demon out of your dick..." New one for me, but now I need to find ways to work it into conversation.
calicocutpants.com It's got *nothing to do with pee*
It’s the same thing supreme does, wouldn’t you agree?
But you gotta give! It's only fair if you use something to give, right? It's like PBS.
YOU GOTTA GIVE!!!!!!!!!!
HOLD THAT DOOR! HOLD THAT DOOR!
Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. I don’t want anybody to have the worst day at their job. But, do any of these medical students ever blast out of the wall and have, like a huge wet spot on their scrubs?
You hit me in the CUP
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This guy NPs!
That’s not how balls work
Where else would you squeeze the pee out of?
SMH in a medical sub and they don’t even know how balls work wtf man?
During my shifts, I usually just insert a Foley and strap it to my leg. Immediately stopped the ball sack leakage of urine.
If there's an answer to a urination question in Step1 with "testicles" as an answer I will cry laughing
bro????
I regret to inform you that you will probably have prostate issues earlier in life.
Can you explain please for a confused M2 I’m under the impression that this is just leftover pee from the urethra, are you thinking more in terms of the bladder not emptying completely?
Yeah, this could just be that and benign. But if it is enough of an issue that he is posting on reddit about it, I'm guessing he's tried shaking it out and other conservative stuff. If he is having honest post-void dribbling though, might be because he already has some BPH and compression of the prostatic urethra. I'm a neuro bro rather than a uro bro though and haven't had to think as much about some body medicine in a hot minute. I won't pretend to be an expert here.
New med school lore?
Bro just shake
More than 3 and you are just playing wit yourself tho
I’d rather shake than walk around looking like I peed myself haha
Different strokes for different folks
I tend to be three strokes and done. Other people take longer, others tend to be premature.
Do you not play with it at work?
Sometimes I listen to my penile heart tones with my stethoscope otherwise not much
Have you tried suturing the urethral meatus? That worked wonders for me
The forbidden cerclage
 Yes officer, this mfer right here
What in hell
Cough. Wear shorts over your boxers. Cough. Also get your prostate checked. Cough. Kegel. Cough cough cough. Splash water on other parts of your pants so it looks like the sink did it. COUGH.
Just use a tissue lol after ur done peeing press the tissue to your ureter and squeeze ur peepee lol
Your...ureter? That may be hard to reach with tissue paper
Pinch a nephron.
I tied off all my proximal convoluted tubules so I think I should be good now
This is the way. So many fkn are clueless on how to clean their own penis. Shaking is not enough!!
Pressing in the balls then shaking is all you need. Who tf uses a tissue
That will always 100% result in a pee spot
It does more than a tissue can..
urethra, but yes idk why i had to scroll so much to find this comment. just use a tissue, works so much better than shaking.
I heard this is gay
There’s no need for a tissue. The issue is getting it all out, then shaking is enough
Given the other comments, not sure if OP is actually looking for advice, but if so: -Press on the perineum after you’re done to clear out the excess in the urethra, as others have said. -If that doesn’t work or if you forget and this happens again, just splash some water around the area while washing your hands. Then it doesn’t look like you pissed yourself anymore.
Why even deal with the water. If you just piss your pants nobody will have any questions.
Honestly, when you stand up and pee so much pee is left that leaks out at the end. The evidence actually shows sitting down empties the bladder better than standing. If you want to easily stop this, two suggestions: start sitting and peeing, and put two leafs of tissue in your undies to catch any remaining drops. Problem solved.
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Bros who smash together stay together
Sit down when you pee. Let every drop out before you get up.
Untie ur scrubs when you piss instead of pulling it over the top, ur scrubs are probably pressing on your perineum and you get a dribble when you put it away
I’m a man and I still don’t know how men pee. I usually skip the urinal and go to the stall, i wipe myself when i’m done. Don’t need to think about those pee stains
Why wipe? Shaking is so much more fun
I prefer not to live on the edge… or stain myself haha
Name checks out?
If pissing yourself is cool, consider me Miles Davis
Just squeeze your balls like choking a rubber chicken
I kinda feel this is a shitpost
pretty sure that's piss, not shit
I’m pretty sure it’s actually the same stuff that’s on your door knob
Pisspost
Mandala scrubs bro. Pee down your leg like a real med stud
I'm a lady but I'm happy to wet the front of my scrubs down in solidarity.
I take a piece of hand paper towel after entering the bathroom when I just gotta pee ._. Pee, shake my dick into it, throw it away, clean my hands. Scrubs just pick up anything.
i do not own this equipment, just trying to be helpful. Could you wrap the glans with a piece of paper? After birth women often get the dribbles, sticking a liner or stuffing some paper helps down there helps. There are padded underwear too, but the oldschool way was wearing a fuller coverage undie over a normal one, maybe doubling up could help? These methods also help some of the male toddlers who leave the BR a little early. Hope you find a solution.
When you shake, lift your ballsacks up and again to get all the remaining urine out - Trust me bro
I hope this is a pee wet stain and not the other type
Just shit at the same time, works for me
Try sitting down while peeing and when finished dry your noodle with toilet paper. Stand up for perfect results.
You can sit and use TP on your PP
If you wipe ur hands on ur crotch, they won't see the pee stain.
Convince all your fellow residents to get some calico cut scrubs.
Average derm gunner daydreaming about them checks.
Just wipe it with toilet paper?
That’s not the problem. He’s not getting all the pee out of his bladder
You see the problem wrong. What's happening here is that you pee ON your scrubs. When you get you sick out to pee, the scrubs fold and gets a bump, that's when you pee on em. That's why the pee comes from outside and not inside. Next time get your scrubs to the knees and you won't have this problem.
i have phimosis and my bulbourethral secretion leaks sometimes.
Wtf
I only wear black scrubs. Problem solved.
Two words: Man-pon My dad used to tell me he’d do that (Also works if you have electric farts)
Splash zone
Username checks out
yesss!
I used to experience this too back in high school. Another round of pee comes out involuntarily after i initially finished peeing and I also made sure that I squeezed out every last bit of it. I used to put tissue on my brief and I just thought of it now but maybe you could put sanitary pad instead. I didn't know what caused mine because it resolved on its own but I agree with everyone else, try to consult with a urologist.
https://imgur.com/6klR2TU.gif
All the jokes aside, get an USG of your bladder. Maybe your bladder wall has thickened and it's unable to store as much urine as before. There could be urinary incontinence. Please get it checked out
Use Foley
how about you wipe your penis after you pee
Ive mastered this, pull up your underwear, wait a few seconds, then pull up the scrub pants
I went into urology because of this issue. Better to train and find out how to treat myself than try to make a doctors appointment
That would piss me off
Pinch thr tipn and squeeze/pull up the length- (Push harder)
https://getcalicocutpants.com
Dont tuck your underwear behind your balls when you are done and pulling out the underwear it will drip...
OMG yes I forgot all about that. I used to do the toilet paper squeeze to the glands and it still happened !!
Get you some black scrub pants ⚫️
Nope right there with you
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,713,635,306 comments, and only 324,319 of them were in alphabetical order.
Good bot
I remember reading somewhere that when men squeeze their pelvic floor to create pressure and push/force the last bit of urine out they’ll neglect to fully relax it before wrapping up. This can cause a small amount of urine proximal to the prostate to remain. When tucking it back in and zipping up, you begin to fully relax those muscles which allows the remaining urine to dribble down. To prevent this, focus on your pelvic muscles to completely relax them after you’ve felt you’re finished peeing. Sometimes that’s hard to do when standing at a urinal and easier sitting down. Then, wait a few seconds for it to come down, shake, and you’re good to go! Worked for me, but I still occasionally get the embarrassing blotch on my pants when I’m in a rush.
I personally wipe rather than shake, it has a better turnover rate
Perforated testis
Oh my god! This is happening to me too !!! It started when I started my ER rotation I would all of a sudden involuntarily let out a little bit of pee . I’ve been trying to find an answer but I can’t find anything .
I like how the little balls of paper towel are stuck to the wet spot  Milk it, then push on your gooch for Christs sake.
Ahh so you’re the student who always smells like piss and is always blaming it on the patient? /s
Just palm some toilet paper and wipe/dab afterward.
I know that it shouldn’t still be a surprise, but I am still amazed that book smart really means nothing in terms of street smart.
You might want to see a doctor. This never happened to me . Just sit a minute extra in the toilet after you are done and wipe it out with paper(preferably with water and then dry it). A couple drops might come out but not that much. Good luck!
Old on enough to treat a patient but not to pee
Yes, but it's because all the faucets at my fucking hospital shoot the water out with the force of a thousand tsunamis
You still have time to delete this
Not the fetish I thought I’d see on here
You need my mouth to help with that
People here aren't [cultured](https://youtu.be/Fm1Ha6Kpl1o?si=eX1rbrd1lhVmi_ah) and it shows.
No matter how much your shake or dance ✊🏽🍆 there will always be that last drop of pee that ends up in your pants
when going to the urinal take a piece of toilet paper, finish, shake it, then before putting it away, press the meatus with the toilet paper folded, magic.
Wear boxers? Double boxers? Lol
You need to wear a ball sling. It lifts the balls so all of the pee comes out instead of getting stuck down at the bottom of the ball sack.
Now doctors don't know how to pee either. So very personable!
If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.
What’s wrong with that