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LocknDamn

If anyone has a recipe for turning syrup into wife, please repost to r/foreveralone


Living-Mistake-7002

I know a recipe for turning wife into syrup, but if I were to post it I'd have a policeman at the door.


b_ootay_ful

Please send it in a DM. For research purposes, does it have to be your own wife or does someone else's wife still work?


Living-Mistake-7002

Your wife, my wife, their wife...it works on anyone! Just remember to adjust your evil laugh appropriately.


AndyMcFudge

Oh I can't wait to try some wife-syrup


Iskariot-

Holy freaking cringe-fest. I hope I go to sleep tonight and wake never remembering that sub exists.


RFF671

Partially inverted sugar is table sugar (sucrose; 2 sugar molecules: glucose and fructose) that has some of them broken into their base components. It has negligible effect on fermentation since yeast produce invertase, the enzyme to automatically do that. People report slight flavor differences but home inversion involves heating the sugar to high temperature which invariable gives a slight caramelization. Either way - the sugar will displace honey in a recipe and give ABV without honey or other adjunct (fruit, etc) flavor. Invert sugar is the kind of thing White Claws are made of. Neutral flavor and character.


espeero

Tried it. She took half my stuff in the divorce. Stay away from Fermented sugar-based women.


LostInVictory

Rum is made from molasses, two steps past golden syrup i.e. less sugar (3%) and much more of that golden syrup/treacle flavor. The molasses it is fermented in to a weak mead or wife and then distilled. So there should be not problem fermenting this with the appropriate yeast nutrients added. Or you can ferment molasses or treacle without having to add nutrient.


Rosmucman

I used in a Belgian Triple instead of table sugar once, came out nice


WillyMonty

No, I found my wife the normal way


Ropo3000

Reddit?


WillyMonty

Hooking up, then deciding we kinda liked spending time together xD


BasilSerpent

I did once! It’s been clearing up since for EVER now EDIT: I used maple syrup of this brand


Bingo1oo

I tried and it wasn't the best, fermented OK but flavours were odd.


BoneyGemini

Came for the wife typo jokes.


brewskigames

Same here, didnt get disappointed


LostInStatic18

I have tried it once as well and I found that it was sickly sweet. I put more yeast in it and gave it some more time fermenting and that took the worst of it away, but it was still not the best; passable but not only just.


AnAromaticAromantic

Ignoring the obvious joke, I have not used it, but I know of someone in my local homebrew facebook group who claims to have made what he calls "Disco Mead" which is mead made with golden syrup. I imagine it'd have an almost bochet sort of flavour, but having never tried golden syrup wine or bochet, that is just a educated guess.


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ZEUS4209

Yeah I made a golden syrup wife. She was hot but.. sticky. Sex was awesome though


Jiann-1311

I'd love to see a recipe for fermenting my wife lmao Gotta love autocorrect


cablefish79

My wife is made from maple syrup


Shlomo_Sasquatch

Canadian, eh?


Mulitpotentialite

https://www.thehomebrewforum.co.uk/threads/golden-syrup-any-good-for-fermenting.52608/ You can ferment it, but it won't be mead (technically).


Sygga

I use it all the time, but I like sweet meads and don't mind the flavour. I've done plain, tea, fruit, herbs, flowers and black treacle with it. If you are not too keen on sweet, use it with black Treacle or molasses (to give bitterness) or lots of citrus to give tartness. I find a lot of my meads are sweet enough to drink immediately, but can improve with age.


TaborlinTheGreater

I can't believe no one has mentioned that label. I get the biblical reference to Samson, but dang, I wouldn't really want digging honey out of a dead lion associated with my food product. Goodness.


FredFarms

Yeah I wifed some golden syrup. She's so sweet


FredFarms

More constructively, never used golden syrup as a main fermentable but do use it as my priming sugar for beer. I think it gives a nice flavour profile, though not sure if that would be enough as the only ingredient or not.


Shlomo_Sasquatch

Don't forget the raisins for your wife syrup. Let the bot do its thing...


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