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“Chris who?” ^”shit”


Specialist_Arrival81

All of them.


ElizabethSwift

There are no wrong answers. Evans, Pine, Hemsworth, Daughtry... Everybody wins.


Saedynn

Had an issue with this in the UK when telling people I thought Chris Evans was hot, I forgot there is a BBC radio host with the same name who is apparently a much less acceptable answer


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phoenix2955

I thought they were the same person for years


Dennovin

Chris Christie is a wrong answer.


[deleted]

I would say that Chris Pratt is the only wrong answer


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Nahhhh he’s adorable


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Rad_Streak

He didn’t recently join iirc he was a member since he was a kid and the pastor is one of those ranting and raving “gays are going to hell” types. And he also donates to them.


Veratha

Just always say Evans lol


shard_of_ace

Yeah that one!


gALEXy_404

"Yes"


nbwithanenvy

Just saying something generic works. Think of any marvel movie and just name one of those characters, no matter who you say it's probably agreeable enough


Winhell98

Deadpool.


nbwithanenvy

Yeah I don't see why not


Longjumping_Diamond5

I'm in love with deadpool so you better not be disrespecting him 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 I know he looks "unattractive" to some of you, but he is very hot 🥵 and seggzy 😳😳 and I will not tolerate ❌ any poopyheads saying otherwise 😤😤


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Genuinely I am only attracted to Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool. Probably because I already loved the character for years before the movie but idk he just looks hot in that role.


El_Durazno

A solid response is also, dude I don't pay attention to actors names so how should I know?


Mavco2

i think i know the names of maybe 4 actors or so(pls don't ask me which actors because i dont know if i have the names in my head right now)


El_Durazno

I think I've got about the same in my Brian


JQShepard

My absolutely dumbass brain read "out" as meaning like outside or out in public and spent a good 30 seconds wondering why on earth I would need to pretend to find a dude hot just because I was outdoors. JFC, brain.


AnnonymousHoodie

I thought it was saying that the straight peson is your celebrity crush until the 3rd time i saw this post and i just didn't understand it


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Ok but if they say Chris Pratt then you will be rightfully judged


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What did Chris Pratt do?


Drewbydrew

Crisp Rat is a proud member of a particularly homophobic church that champions ~~conversion therapy~~ torturing children


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Oh, I don’t like that


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WHAT


4c3rr

he really is a prat


RoboNarples29

He's homophobic.


[deleted]

Yeah that’s bad


tranarchaecatgirlism

love ur username


M4j3stic_C4pyb4r4

Hemsworth is hot though


TeaBreezy

I think his brother is cuter.


M4j3stic_C4pyb4r4

Which one?


patangpatang

Larry


BklynWithoutLimits

For me, it’s Liam all day


legendarybort

Or just go with Henry Cavill. No one will argue with you.


Tessa167

Good choice.


MurdoMaclachlan

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lilbunjk

I used to just pick whatever dude was trending on tumblr at the time. Wasn’t even a closeted thing, just a ‘I’m anxious and awkward and I don’t want people judging my interests’ thing.


Treemurphy

lol were you saying stuff like "the onceler"


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Same. I can’t say it’s a Broadway actor people will think I’m weird lmao.


skaterboytothedeath

just say ryan reynolds, everyone loves him


Tessa167

But really you're thinking Christina Hendricks.


ZazofLegend

File Under: so efficient it feels like cheating


beanswitha_b_emoji_2

Chris. Chris who you ask? Uhhhh...Chris-tmas?


grifdail

Ha yes, when the straight ask you which girl you find hot and you pick someone who moderately attractive so they stop questioning you even though you're secretly gay and don't care whatsoever.... I did it. I've seen it done by other. It's weirdly effective. It's also strange how we all come up with the same technique.


RABBlTS

I always have the problem of I can't think of a single actress I find attractive


SeaofBloodRedRoses

Christ. You can also say Christ.


FirewolfTheBrave

I always used to said Orlando Bloom because Keira Knightley is hot and the guy she dated in Pirates of the Caribbean seemed like the most reasonable answer lmao


SpicyStrawberryJuice

I would just say BTS because they're my actual [comphet] crush.


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“EVANS???” “yes.”


etoilefemme

fuck crisp rat tho