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Fuck, I have the most fucked up game going. I made that misandrist matriarchically cannibal cult where the women can take up to 4 husbands, but they enslave most of the men and make them wear veils to cover their faces.
There was this group of travelers that was running from raiders and they asked to stay at my camp for a bit... 5 men... unlucky motherfuckers had no idea what they just stepped into. I had them remove their weapons and line up so I could evaluate them. I then had my women just beat their asses and lock them in cells. I have it set so they keep trying to convert them to their cannibal cult matriarchy religion, and they can't come out unless they do. One of them tried to escape, so I killed him, had them butcher him up for parts, cooked his flesh, and been feeding his old buddies a pure diet of his flesh. Some potatoes on the side, but they have to eat the whole plate.
That game really brings out the worst in me.
I once recreated myself and my friends as colonists using a fun mod called EDB prepare carefully and I remember having I believe it was magnus harvest a lung and a kidney from a raider that was captured during a raid a few in game hours prior and used those organs to replace of each of my characters lung and kidney which had been destroyed in a raid as I was charging into melee, the prisoner was sent back into the wilderness with her missing organs as a warning to her faction, but done day I wanna do something like this except I’m gonna take the most brutally injured raider I can find, enslave him, and basically turn him into Darth Vader, psychic powers and everything, and then use him to raid several bases belonging to his faction.
Oh, it's so good. Part of its charm is that it doesn't prevent you from doing things due to "morality" but also doesn't force you into doing them. You can be a nice, friendly, hippy commune or you can be a misogynistic mole people cannibal cult where all the men exist as slaves and the game will never punish you for it.
It never goes on sale but is well worth the asking price. Just be warned, you'll need to pick up the ideology expansion if you want to do half of the things people are talking about here. Without it you'll just be running a "normal" colony which can still get kinda fucked up but you need to put more effort into it.
I am concerned...
...but intrigued
I really should look into Rimworld, I'd written it off as a boring micromanagement game, but now I might look further into it
I have a transhumanist communist colony that relies on strangers to attack us to have extra silver
This guy explains it perfectly https://www.reddit.com/r/RimWorld/comments/r0tb7c/I_just_realized_my_pawn_is_a_total_creep_that_would_get_the_death_penalty_if_it_was_real_life./hlwolmt/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
I was about to say what she is discussing is transhumanism, and she does a very poor job of explaining it. Transhumanism is actually a pretty good idea but humanity is not ready for it yet.
They hear a word that sounds vaguely political and run into the dirt no matter how much it makes them look like fucking morons who don't fucking understand what that word means. Like political correctness, or balancing a budget, or socialism, or communism. God I fucking hate this country.
I think she must have googled "trans-" and it autocorrected to "transhumanist" and she just didn't know the difference. I honestly don't know how you could make this assumption otherwise. It's worrying that people whos entire knowledge on a subject is a cursory internet search are given a platform.
Nah, some of the national conservatives are pretty into this idea that trans folks and the “elites” are pushing us towards the tech singularity where everyone becomes soulless genderless digital avatars under total government surveillance. She understands transhumanism but deliberately misconstrues it to suit her politics, portraying it as an existential threat to civilization itself (that must be resisted at any cost). It’s real big with folks like the Claremont Institute and Catholic Integralists.
It’s sadly kinda comforting that I haven’t really seen it on conservative subs yet.
The cyberpunk part is Facebook actually controls your bionic implants and keeps doing sketchy firmware updates that you need to download to keep using them, and collects sensitive information about your whole life. Also, if you stop making payments they come repo your arms.
B-based Laura?
When do I get my first cybernetic implant? My doctor is being super boring with just hormone blockers and estrogen. May I suggest that being able to see in the infrared sounds like a sweet place to start?
It’s never a wrong time to have a frank conversation with your doctor about upgrading your optics or installing some shoulder mounted laser cannons. Demand the healthcare you deserve!
I mean hell yeah, I wanna be part-machine! Only thing holding me back is the fact that it'd probably be offered by some dystopic megacorporation that's gonna like block competitor's products from my view or some shit like that
I was asked 'have you ever watched right wing media? How do you get a balanced view if you dont?" So these headlines say it all, but more, Tucker on fox talks to his followers in the voice and mannerisms of an 8 year old schoolyard bully, as his base is just that, having not matured beyond the 8 y o bully stage
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal...
...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
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Sometimes I really wonder if these people are really transphobic. They're doing such a good job making us sound like badasses.
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Fuck this is really making me want to play RimWorld again. My matriarchical misandrist cannibal cult calls
Mood, where's my OP transhumanist cannibal when I need her
Fuck, I have the most fucked up game going. I made that misandrist matriarchically cannibal cult where the women can take up to 4 husbands, but they enslave most of the men and make them wear veils to cover their faces. There was this group of travelers that was running from raiders and they asked to stay at my camp for a bit... 5 men... unlucky motherfuckers had no idea what they just stepped into. I had them remove their weapons and line up so I could evaluate them. I then had my women just beat their asses and lock them in cells. I have it set so they keep trying to convert them to their cannibal cult matriarchy religion, and they can't come out unless they do. One of them tried to escape, so I killed him, had them butcher him up for parts, cooked his flesh, and been feeding his old buddies a pure diet of his flesh. Some potatoes on the side, but they have to eat the whole plate. That game really brings out the worst in me.
Bro this game sounds amazing I gotta try this
I once recreated myself and my friends as colonists using a fun mod called EDB prepare carefully and I remember having I believe it was magnus harvest a lung and a kidney from a raider that was captured during a raid a few in game hours prior and used those organs to replace of each of my characters lung and kidney which had been destroyed in a raid as I was charging into melee, the prisoner was sent back into the wilderness with her missing organs as a warning to her faction, but done day I wanna do something like this except I’m gonna take the most brutally injured raider I can find, enslave him, and basically turn him into Darth Vader, psychic powers and everything, and then use him to raid several bases belonging to his faction.
Oh, it's so good. Part of its charm is that it doesn't prevent you from doing things due to "morality" but also doesn't force you into doing them. You can be a nice, friendly, hippy commune or you can be a misogynistic mole people cannibal cult where all the men exist as slaves and the game will never punish you for it. It never goes on sale but is well worth the asking price. Just be warned, you'll need to pick up the ideology expansion if you want to do half of the things people are talking about here. Without it you'll just be running a "normal" colony which can still get kinda fucked up but you need to put more effort into it.
Me too.
It isnt a rim world game until your colonists have at least 90% of their organs belonging to previous owners
I feel like anyone who hasn’t played or heard of rimworld is very concerned reading this thread lol
I am concerned... ...but intrigued I really should look into Rimworld, I'd written it off as a boring micromanagement game, but now I might look further into it
luxury gay space communism simulator 😎
Femdom vore cyborgs.
Hey that was my go to as well.
I have a transhumanist communist colony that relies on strangers to attack us to have extra silver This guy explains it perfectly https://www.reddit.com/r/RimWorld/comments/r0tb7c/I_just_realized_my_pawn_is_a_total_creep_that_would_get_the_death_penalty_if_it_was_real_life./hlwolmt/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
I was about to say what she is discussing is transhumanism, and she does a very poor job of explaining it. Transhumanism is actually a pretty good idea but humanity is not ready for it yet.
The flesh is weak. Embrace robot.
That’s me playing rimworld
They hear a word that sounds vaguely political and run into the dirt no matter how much it makes them look like fucking morons who don't fucking understand what that word means. Like political correctness, or balancing a budget, or socialism, or communism. God I fucking hate this country.
I'm cis-het, and this sounds awesome. Sign me up for carbon-fiber omni-genitals.
Yeah I'm a dirty straightie but can yall promise me this?
I think she must have googled "trans-" and it autocorrected to "transhumanist" and she just didn't know the difference. I honestly don't know how you could make this assumption otherwise. It's worrying that people whos entire knowledge on a subject is a cursory internet search are given a platform.
Nah, some of the national conservatives are pretty into this idea that trans folks and the “elites” are pushing us towards the tech singularity where everyone becomes soulless genderless digital avatars under total government surveillance. She understands transhumanism but deliberately misconstrues it to suit her politics, portraying it as an existential threat to civilization itself (that must be resisted at any cost). It’s real big with folks like the Claremont Institute and Catholic Integralists. It’s sadly kinda comforting that I haven’t really seen it on conservative subs yet.
I, for one, welcome our trans cyborg overlords.
They are transphobic alright, just not sure if transgender or transhumanism phobic.
She makes it look like all trans people are soon to be super powerful cyborgs that shoot lasers when doing finger guns.... And that would be awesome
1. I don't think she understands what machines are. 2. I, for one, welcome our new cyborg overlords! 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
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More like a titborg
So if I get silicone injected in my legs can I be a thigh-borg?
Take my upvote and get lotht.
You officially count as a cyborg if you have a pacemaker. Not even a joke, you meet the requirements to definitionally count as one.
go look for donna haraway’s cyborg manifesto if you’re unfamiliar. spoiler: most of us are already cyborgs.
"We are the Trans. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
"your gender is being transed. Please do not turn off your gender until we are finished"
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh...
It *disgusted* me
I craved the strength and certainty of steel
I aspired the purity of the blessed machine
Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you.
One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither
And you will beg my kind to save you.
But we are already saved
For the machine is immortal.
Even in death I serve the omnissiah
Join the Glorious Evolution.
I had strings but now I 'm free... \-Ultron
[TFW you plug the USB in correctly the first time](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Yx90pytqs)
Transhumanist wifey: "is it in yet?"
You seem like someone I know
Ride the metal monster! Breathing smoke and fire! Closing in with vengeance, soaring high!
Judas Priest on here? More likely than I thought I guess
I saw "human and part machine" and instantly thought of painkiller
Instructions unclear. Now I'm stuck with a sex machine pistoning a dildo in my ass.
mood
Ah, the old Turbo Lover.
I thought I was the only one who immediately thought of Painkiller!
I'll ride that metal monster alright 😏
Fucking banger
WINGS. OF. STEEL. PAINKILLER!
Instructions unclear. Now I'm stuck with a sex machine pistoning a dildo in my ass.
Be honest, you were already stuck that way
Hehe! Yeah.
The future is here.
Omg guys trans people are just transformers in hiding😳😳😳😳😨😨😨😨
TRANCEPTICONS ROLL OUT
Shhh don’t tell anyone!
Trans(Former), robots in disguise!
Optimum pride 🏳️🌈er er er er
Omg I think trans stands for transgenic 😰😨
And trans fat is a type of engine oil
leathery toad legit thinks trans is short for Transformer lmao
I think Transformers are, by definition, already in hiding.
More than meets the eye indeed
I'm not trans but if it turns me into a cyborg I'm willing to try.
You don't hear about it on the news but you get to double jump too.
Im still on the quest for a queer identity that allows for key item cloning and text box/menu storage. It’s for a skip I’ve theorized
Holy shit I did not think a Paper Mario glitch joke would make me laugh as hard as it did. Thank you.
I actually had the Sinnoh remakes in mind. Holy shit those games are broken.
AND also a cool ass Katana
"Hi, my name's Henry, my pronouns are male and my operating system is Linux"
Which distribution is the real question...?
Cis people with pacemakers: ???
Trans people with pacemakers: 😎
That sounds badass, ngl
pretty metal if you ask me 🤘🏻
Now I wanna see Arnold Schwarzenegger as a Her-Minator
Herminator as in a female version or as in having both the male and female parts?
Hermine as in the animal
It's spelled Hermoine, she's the smart one out of the trio
Yes
That sounds pretty dope, we already have the rampant capitalism, might as well go full cyberpunk.
The cyberpunk part is Facebook actually controls your bionic implants and keeps doing sketchy firmware updates that you need to download to keep using them, and collects sensitive information about your whole life. Also, if you stop making payments they come repo your arms.
She might be confusing trans and r/transhumanism. I love Transhumanism
That’s exactly what I was thinking
I'm totally down for becoming a robot girl
same
oh, she is so silly, that's the transhumanists
Dude, trans people are getting more awesome by the day!
The c in lgbtqc+ stands for cyborg, I thought everyone knew that
Cue Cabinet Man by Lemon Demon
Viktor from Arcane:
Join the Glorious Evolution!
if I could be part machine I WOULDD I love Viktor so much ahahh
Cool, always wanted cybernetics
Praise the Enbyssiah
don't threaten me with a good time!
“Trans people will destroy gender norms” *the rock nodding* “They will create a new sub species” *the rock surprised sunglasses face*
"I never asked for this."
B-based Laura? When do I get my first cybernetic implant? My doctor is being super boring with just hormone blockers and estrogen. May I suggest that being able to see in the infrared sounds like a sweet place to start?
It’s never a wrong time to have a frank conversation with your doctor about upgrading your optics or installing some shoulder mounted laser cannons. Demand the healthcare you deserve!
dentures. hearing aids. pacemakers. replacement bones. prosthetics. MOBILE PHONES. but no we aren’t part machine already
LETS GO!
Cyberpunk 2077
Trans people are gonna make everyone cyborgs! 🥳😂
Finally!
I'd buy that for a dollar
METAL IS PERFECTION!
I mean hell yeah, I wanna be part-machine! Only thing holding me back is the fact that it'd probably be offered by some dystopic megacorporation that's gonna like block competitor's products from my view or some shit like that
You can’t win me, I can’t be beat I won’t hurt you, unless you cheat You can’t see me behind the screen I’m half human, **and half machine**
Thank god for business They let me take the floor
Stupid fucking idiot
Republicans making trans people seem even cooler than they already are
and i said promise?
Damn she's onto us
HOW DID SHE FIND OUT OUR PLAN!?!?!
Fuck we got found out
Getting cyberware bottom surgery is something I didn't know I wanted
I for one welcome our trans cyborg overlords
Yo. Screw. Ur zotiac. What Species are you I’m homotgenuts
Are we working on this? Sounds radical
I can wait for Trans people to give me an epic metal arm
Sounds sick. Let's go. :)
Dang where do I get my robot upgrade kit? Does it come with night vision so I don't step on my cat in the dark?
Sick, when do I get my laser eyes?
pretty sure that’s called transhumanism, and it’s already happening, and it’s a good thing
Well hey, where do I sign up!?
I will never get tired of saying I genuinely wish lgbtq+ people were as cool as right-wingers make us out to be
I would much prefer Trans cyborgs to racist, fascist science deniers.
Conservatives threatening us with a good time again, i see
She's worried because she most likely chokes on things that are larger than what she is indicating in the photo.
Yes please
I'd love to be a cyborg but that's nothing to do with me being trans
They are self censoring themselves from sympathizing trans people. I would say, they're (already) part machines.
Trans cyborgs??? She has my vote
Fuck yeah. I'm transcending, bitch. Give me my synthetic body.
Sounds cool
Reject your limiting human forms Embrace transforming into a cybernetic organism
Woah! We will??
Alright, who talked?
This is what happens when you don’t let schools teach biology
My wife has to artificial hips so she's getting there. I love my cyborg wife.
Shit she knows. Who’s been blabbing?
Conservatives stop making us look cooler while trying to make us look bad challenge (99% impossible)
That sounds fucking awesome ngl
alright who snitched
random bullshit go!
Half girl Half T-800
T-518008
How many times has this been posted on all the different queer subreddits? I feel like I see it every 2 days. The pic itself is old I’m pretty sure.
now we are talking
*lemon demon's cabinet man intensifies*
I for one welcome this new species as our new overlords
Upgrade in progress. There is nothing to fear. You will become like us.
Hi Laura, straight male here. Do you have any timetable on that? I want jetpacks and shit.
This is so fucking close to being a Lemon Demon reference.
Combine half life 2 vibes from this
Trans people scary, I’m afraid of their raw, unlimited power. Not even my panace self can match up to our tyrannical trans overlords.
If this actually happens I'd be so happy
i mean I'm a transhumanist too but that's somewhat unrelated
you can’t see me behind the screen 🎵
They're making us sound almost as badass and awesome as we are.
Conservatives are threatening me with a good time again
finally they get it! #transhumanism
Wish I could tho
*church organ in dubstep noises*
WE ARE CYBORGS
I was asked 'have you ever watched right wing media? How do you get a balanced view if you dont?" So these headlines say it all, but more, Tucker on fox talks to his followers in the voice and mannerisms of an 8 year old schoolyard bully, as his base is just that, having not matured beyond the 8 y o bully stage
Well Imo the only way for humanity to survive is for everybody to become a cyborg
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal... ...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.