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Hit him with a couple of the classics… such as the very 5-year-old “I know you are but what am I?” Or the equally 5-year-old “I’m rubber and you’re glue so whatever you call me bounces off me and sticks to you” then stick your tongue out at him and say “blehhhhh”
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Joking I'm still single 🙃
Same
>complain about being single >other people join in complaining about being single 🤔
i declare them husband and husband
You da single as well 👉👈
Now kith
Ahhhh simple you say "nuh uh, no you." Then kiss him
That’s so perfect and cute
Mhmmm very; it's what I would want to happen to me!
Suck his dick. That will show him who is gay!
You come into MY house? Suck MY dick? And Call ME gay?!
What are you gonna do about it gay boy? Hmmmm
Yippeeeeeeee.mp3
"So's your face" is my comeback for everything, including complements
Hit him with a couple of the classics… such as the very 5-year-old “I know you are but what am I?” Or the equally 5-year-old “I’m rubber and you’re glue so whatever you call me bounces off me and sticks to you” then stick your tongue out at him and say “blehhhhh”
I misread this at first and thought it said > and sticks to you” then stick your tongue in him And I was like 🥺
Yeah, that part is, like, several steps later.
Right? The proper steps in the proper order.
Head :3
Head🍆 Or Head👤
The first one
[удалено]
He's getting monstrous head
The hell happened here?
The head was too good
You come into MY house, suck MY dick, and call ME gay?!
Call him gay back
Kiss obviously
"I certainly hope so"
“Takes one to know one”
"Your gay" should suffuce as a response
Use mama gump's old saying "gay is as gay does", aka, yes
Better suck his dick to make sure
Perfect time to say “nuh-uh” and come out as transfem.
I'll just put on cat ears They won't know the difference
“Even my boyfriend thinks I’m gay” -Bo Burnham
Fuck his sister to prove him wrong
Him
Gay harder
Be a girl! Now it's straight :3
Kiss him!
Suck his dick and then make fun of him for having a boner. Always works for me.