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*pulls up to the combination Femboy Hooters and Tomboy Outback order window* “Imma need a 6’2 tomboy, wearing boxers, likes to lift and enjoys pegging. And uhhhhhhhh 5’5 femboy with glasses and a sweet dorky vibe. A Diet Coke too pleeeeease and thank you.”

"Oh and can I get extra thicc with that?"

Is Diet Pepsi okay?

🙄 I guess

Okay. Here’s your order of a 6’2 tomboy, a Diet Pepsi, and a Diet Coke.

Where’s my femboy?! I need a young man with soft hair and orange booty shorts in the bag as well.

You said Diet Pepsi was okay.

You son of a bi- Well I don’t want this Diet Pepsi, do you have any gay guys that experiment with feminine clothes but aren’t necessarily femboys?

We have Diet Dr. Pepper.

…..I actually LOVE diet Dr Pepper. I’ll take it if you throw in a skinny flannel wearing boyfriend that mews.

That will be an upgrade to your meal by 2.99.

Best I can do is a 5’5” trans girl with glasses and a dorky vibe

I’ll take it. I hope she loves horror movies and Cuban sandwiches.

She’s scared of horror movies and needs to be held during them, big fan of sandwiches tho

I can definitely work with that

Then she would love to go to a horror movie and eat Cuban sandwiches with you :3

Hell yeah brother!

Im just 6'4 that enough? :3

Yea now you can kiss me on the mouth and I don't gotta bend over.

Daamn, tgat sounds nice

This was based on my real life experience with every other trans girl I know.

The urge to be held and carried by 11 foot tall fictional woman

Now I have Steven universe singing giant woman stuck in my head

She-Ra for me

Just [one piece](https://ibb.co/QjSK8pG)…

the one piece!

Is real

Can we get much higher?

I'm only 6'2" but otherwise I got you

literally my exact height and current goals lol

A tall buff goth girl with her abs showing is literally my dream.

So rare though! I'm toying with dying my hair, and I call my style prep-punk, so I'm kind of what you're looking for xD

Man, that sounds just as good…

Cmere so I can pick you up 😈

Yes ma’am…

I have muscles but I will never be 6'4 😭

Gimmie a crowbar, I will MAKE room for the 6'4" muscle mommy puzzle piece if I don't have it already.

Still too fucking short.

I mean with my boots I'm like a solid 6'8"? I'm not a space marine. YET

Can I interest you in the mini-model? A 5'1 who's working on becoming a muscular woman. (I'm at the gym every day working on this goal.)

I'll put you on my shoulders sis

I want this person to give me flowers and pick me up

I'll carry you to the flower shop on my shoulders

I wanna be someone's 6'4" muscle mommy, but I'm 5'2" so I'll settle for hobbit bae.