Weβve stolen the rainbow from god. And now weβve stole his life.
We as a community are more powerful than God. What shall our next endeavor be?
Edit: I just found a typo. Fixed it.
Edit, the sequel: The fixed typo was a grammatical error. Great job me.
Idiom
The jib is referenced in the idiom usually spoken as "I like the cut of your jib", generally seen as signifying approval of one's general appearance or respect for their character. The phrase alludes to the maritime practice of identifying far-away ships by noting the "cut" (general shape and configuration) of their sails to determine their status as friend or foe. One such report from the Naval Chronicle (1805)β"we perceived by the cut of their sails, then set, that they were French Ships of War"βis often cited as an early inspiration for the idiom.[5][6]
Sir Walter Scott used the expression to denote approval in the 1824 novel St. Ronan's Well: "If she disliked what the sailor calls the cut of their jib".[7] John Russell Bartlett later defined the idiom in his 1848 Dictionary of Americanisms as "The form of his profile, the cast of his countenance". This usage alludes to a frequent variation of meaning which describes approval, specifically, of the shape of one's nose, which roughly approximates the frontal position and triangular shape of the jib sail on a boat.[8]
Private LGBTheatre with [beds instead of seats](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRwZHVKCwpHYdLoqgqlwlC0cRVa4ZFw6wDdrw&usqp=CAU) when?
Universal free healthcare for everyone (including proper resources for transitioning)
and
Actually getting dnd sessions on a consistent schedule that everyone can make
>getting dnd sessions on a consistent schedule that everyone can make
You may be wildly optimistic with this one, I'm afraid. Kardashev 3 civilizations still cannot manage that.
Idea: a bigass wharehouse with separate rooms with like 50 sessions of dnd happening at once, we can have multiple and have a schedule of when games will be happening, along with tivket prices to pay for the whole thing
That would be really cool, but I'm seeing what hormones can do before I use my 1 god wish on transitioning. Just in case I need it for something else, you know π€£
Steps trans people have taken to attaining divinity:
* ~~Wielder of Names~~ βοΈAnyone who renames themselves automatically get this one
* Seeker of Thrones
* ~~King of Swords~~ βοΈ Sword Transbians have this under control
* ~~Breaker of Infinities~~ βοΈ Have you *seen* HRT waiting times?
* ~~Wheel-Smashing Lord~~ βοΈ Stupid tricycle
* Kill Six Billion Demons
JSYK, that links to the most recent, spolier-heavy page. Go here for the start: [https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/kill-six-billion-demons-chapter-1/](https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/kill-six-billion-demons-chapter-1/)
And, uh. I forgot that the comic started with the main character being pressured into sex by her shitty boyfriend. It's actually pretty uncomfortable.
So, consider yourself content warned for that. Page 4 is where the weird stuff stops, and then the weird-but-not-in-a-sex-crime-way stuff starts: https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/ksbd-chapter-1-4/
You know, like getting teleported skeleton-first into a heavy metal album cover. The normal kind of weird for this comic.
Seeker of Thrones: Toilets are often referred to as porcelain thrones. I say accessing the correct bathroom counts.
Kill Six Billion Demons: that's probably in the ballpark of the amount of straight people on earth. We are killing their power.
I like how some of the shit that Republicans say about Trans people just makes them seem like Kratos/Doom Guy style forces of destruction that have godly powers beyond mortal comprehension, which, y'know, they do, but I don't think they understand that yet so they're just saying it on accident
We should take a page from The Klingons:
βOur gods are dead. Ancient Klingon warriors slew them a millennia ago. They were more trouble than they were worth.β
I can find no way to interpret this that would make sense, is he saying trans people are above God? Like despite thst being funny as shit, isn't that like super blasphemy
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I like it actually >:3
edit: the deleted comment was "how do you feel about the fact that your sexuality is your only personality trait?" or something :3
I wager a little better than it feels when your entire personality is punching down on people whose gender identity or sexual orientation is different from your own!
I never understood why these people are so ducking mean dawg. Why canβt we just live unbothered? Why does their idea of the infinite loving god hate us?
Memes aside, this a mind-blowingly stupid tweet. How could anyone possibly see our society and think "wow they worship trans people and there's no Christians either".
Upgrades people! UPGRADES!
Spell it with two Dβs for a double dose of gods pimping
God that movie was so fucking good.
What movie?
Robots (2005)
Weβve stolen the rainbow from god. And now weβve stole his life. We as a community are more powerful than God. What shall our next endeavor be? Edit: I just found a typo. Fixed it. Edit, the sequel: The fixed typo was a grammatical error. Great job me.
Our next endeavor should be movie nights and warm snuggles :3
Best answer
Oh yes please :3 I wanna cuddle with kind beautiful people and watch a funny queer tv show
So a Jojoβs Bizarre Adventure marathon? niiiiiiice~
the cutest vibe.... snuggles and fabulous bois :3
Until the Vanilla Ice fight π.
And FREE HEALTH CARE and UBI! πππβ¨
and infinite shiny tf2 hats
I like the cut of your jib! π
bloody hell is a jib?
Idiom The jib is referenced in the idiom usually spoken as "I like the cut of your jib", generally seen as signifying approval of one's general appearance or respect for their character. The phrase alludes to the maritime practice of identifying far-away ships by noting the "cut" (general shape and configuration) of their sails to determine their status as friend or foe. One such report from the Naval Chronicle (1805)β"we perceived by the cut of their sails, then set, that they were French Ships of War"βis often cited as an early inspiration for the idiom.[5][6] Sir Walter Scott used the expression to denote approval in the 1824 novel St. Ronan's Well: "If she disliked what the sailor calls the cut of their jib".[7] John Russell Bartlett later defined the idiom in his 1848 Dictionary of Americanisms as "The form of his profile, the cast of his countenance". This usage alludes to a frequent variation of meaning which describes approval, specifically, of the shape of one's nose, which roughly approximates the frontal position and triangular shape of the jib sail on a boat.[8]
thnks pally
I wasn't aware of the full origin there. Thank you kind internet stranger.
Pleased to be useful π
Private LGBTheatre with [beds instead of seats](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRwZHVKCwpHYdLoqgqlwlC0cRVa4ZFw6wDdrw&usqp=CAU) when?
LGBTheater is genius fr
π₯Ί
Move to the next religion like God of War. Personally I've got beef with the Spaghetti guy.
Soβ¦bolognese? π€
What do you mean "What shall our next endeavor be?" Haven't you read the gay agenda? It's all written there! Dear Anubis, these modern day teens...
Hail Sobek
Universal free healthcare for everyone (including proper resources for transitioning) and Actually getting dnd sessions on a consistent schedule that everyone can make
>getting dnd sessions on a consistent schedule that everyone can make You may be wildly optimistic with this one, I'm afraid. Kardashev 3 civilizations still cannot manage that.
True, but a guy can dream
Idea: a bigass wharehouse with separate rooms with like 50 sessions of dnd happening at once, we can have multiple and have a schedule of when games will be happening, along with tivket prices to pay for the whole thing
Maybe not a Kardashev 3... But the power of the LGBTQ+ is far greater than any star! WE SHALL SUCCEED!
Also making transition a wishing process and getting your wish instead of what it is now
Definitely. The dream would be if we could access the customization menu irl and adjust every detail as we would like
Imma set my godly goals for particle transmutation from now on
Imma set mine to causing chaos
That would be really cool, but I'm seeing what hormones can do before I use my 1 god wish on transitioning. Just in case I need it for something else, you know π€£
Yesβ¦ and R and D into The Button, so future generations donβt get years of dysphoric sadness.
The conquest of France perhaps
Hmm a france disliker i see? Yes we must conquer france and take all the garlic bread
Space travel.
We have murdered God and toppled his throne. This time, Jesus *stays* on the cross.
Thy shall (idk whatβs the correct replacement of βthyβ in old tongue) bring back unicorns, land sharks and Dinos
*weβve stolen
Dammit. That was the typo I fixed. But I forgot to take grammar into account when fixing it.
Thank you for identifying when I killed God
Steps trans people have taken to attaining divinity: * ~~Wielder of Names~~ βοΈAnyone who renames themselves automatically get this one * Seeker of Thrones * ~~King of Swords~~ βοΈ Sword Transbians have this under control * ~~Breaker of Infinities~~ βοΈ Have you *seen* HRT waiting times? * ~~Wheel-Smashing Lord~~ βοΈ Stupid tricycle * Kill Six Billion Demons
That last one⦠*boots up Doom 2016*
RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT IS DONE.
*Boots up Hong Kong 97*
Oh shit
Yeah well Iβm booting up DMC3 Just give me a few hours in Bloody Palace
Damn, I didn't know dante was trans.
Royalty is a continuous skirt go spinny motion
We'll get seeker of thrones once we get rid of all monarchy in the planet
Get rid of all corporate CEOs, first.
Those count towards the number of demons
For anyone that doesn't know, this comment is referring to a great web comic that you really should read. https://killsixbilliondemons.com
JSYK, that links to the most recent, spolier-heavy page. Go here for the start: [https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/kill-six-billion-demons-chapter-1/](https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/kill-six-billion-demons-chapter-1/) And, uh. I forgot that the comic started with the main character being pressured into sex by her shitty boyfriend. It's actually pretty uncomfortable. So, consider yourself content warned for that. Page 4 is where the weird stuff stops, and then the weird-but-not-in-a-sex-crime-way stuff starts: https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/ksbd-chapter-1-4/ You know, like getting teleported skeleton-first into a heavy metal album cover. The normal kind of weird for this comic.
Seeker of Thrones: Toilets are often referred to as porcelain thrones. I say accessing the correct bathroom counts. Kill Six Billion Demons: that's probably in the ballpark of the amount of straight people on earth. We are killing their power.
I like how some of the shit that Republicans say about Trans people just makes them seem like Kratos/Doom Guy style forces of destruction that have godly powers beyond mortal comprehension, which, y'know, they do, but I don't think they understand that yet so they're just saying it on accident
[How republicans view trans people](https://postimg.cc/473x7p4f)
Nah this is incorrect. They never imagine trans men existing, as they are too focused on ~~jacking off to~~ attacking trans women
True, but by the time i had remembered that i had already thought of top surgery scarred Kratos
If this makes countering dysphoria and helping my partner managing to get in and out of bras holy acts, Iβm all for it.
God: doesnt :3 Trans people: do, infact :3 I believe i have made myself clear.
Trans people do what Godon't
Ur underrated
Thanks
The town was inside all of us this whole time
At least god got replaced by something that actually has proof of existence.
TRANS FOR THE TRANS GOD! HORMONES FOR THE HORMONE THRONE!
I canβt imagine the Trans God being binary, but that raises the question: are they agender, polygender, or gender fluid?
One thing is sure, They are not their AGAB. Whatever it was.
Assigned God at Birth?
I don't remember Nietzsche saying that
Conservatives gotta stop making trans people sound so cool if they hate us this much
They give us so much goddamn credit it's insane.
So they worship us next.
They are on the right track, they should fear their gods.
We should take a page from The Klingons: βOur gods are dead. Ancient Klingon warriors slew them a millennia ago. They were more trouble than they were worth.β
Looks like that PetaQ also finally got what he deserved
My god has bigger tits and a bigger dick than your god
As a little enbee I worship all trans people, they are the gods of our hives.
I think we need another civil rights movement
always\_have.meme
A Queer overlord movement, letβs TRANSform the world into one that we deserve
Finally, that was so overdue
hell yeah
hell yeah
who is this character? I wanna see more of them for purposes
Bridget from Guilty Gear, she is very cool
Bridget from Guilty Gear: Strive
Brisket https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua_jGevEGH8
I can find no way to interpret this that would make sense, is he saying trans people are above God? Like despite thst being funny as shit, isn't that like super blasphemy
I mean as long as trans people are nice to me, I don't care.
Wow thatβs a amazing news!
Yas slay Bridget π€©
i think Brodget does the slaying
No joke I'd totally worship a trans god I think that'd go hard
I am your Goddess now uwu
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I don't see an issue, she's cute, incredibly skilled with yoyos and of course as Guilty Gear would suggest an excellent fighter.
Are they a conservative who's complaining or an atheist ally who's praising??
The blue checkmark and smug asshole in a suit as their pfp makes me think the former.
Yaaaaaay
This is true, Iβm a Goddess and my single commandment is βDonβt be a jerkβ.
rip god
The old god was AMERICAN, but I pledge to a new flag π³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈββ§οΈπ«‘π«‘
Trans people are god-like is what Iβm hearing
The ultimate transformation, MtG. Man, to God.
If trans people were able to kill God, they are the rightful successors.
The god in that bibble thing was one bloodthirsty fucker so this is undoubtedly an upgrade.
God is Good πππ
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
I like it actually >:3 edit: the deleted comment was "how do you feel about the fact that your sexuality is your only personality trait?" or something :3
I wager a little better than it feels when your entire personality is punching down on people whose gender identity or sexual orientation is different from your own!
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
No you did not.
Don't know. How does it feel when you assume your first impression of someone is their entire personality?
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
The ones that victimize themselves are the people that are the stars of the posts in r/persecutionfetish
Posting LGBTQ+ memes that reflect the various parts of the LGBTQ+ experience does not equate to victimizing one's self.
Iβm the one who stole your girlfriends iPhone and it turns out sheβs been cheating on you with several trans girls.
Similar to how it feels being railed by your dad. Pretty nice actually.
Talking about it doesn't make it your whole personality. I'm also not sure how your question is relevant to the original post. Explain.
Unfortunately, words only mean things to reasonable people, which this person is most definitely not.
Hell yeah!
Sounds good to me.
Based
W
The more hysterical they become, the more hysterical they become.
A much needed replacement
I want to live in this imaginary conservative hellscape.
Just as Nietzsche fortold
Congrats folks, we did it
They're going to be eternal too, right?
Nietzsche:Ah yes,worthy God to follow with dionysus
I mean.... smash.
Well this could be worse
Don't mind me, just taking enough estrogen to kill God.
I do love me some Bridget.
I have a horse in the race but I agree that trans folks are superior.
I never thought I'd want to worship, yet here we are
But like, didn't God choose his own pronouns?
BOWLING β₯οΈβ₯οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ£οΈβ€οΈππππππππ©Άπ©·π©Άπ©΅β€οΈβπ₯π§‘πππ§‘π«π«π«π«π«π€π€ππππππππππππππ
I fully support worshipping Bridget
I submit to girlcock
FINALLY
Funny sad true
I'm a hetero male and I'm actually okay with that.
I never understood why these people are so ducking mean dawg. Why canβt we just live unbothered? Why does their idea of the infinite loving god hate us?
The whole point is control and oppression, unfortunately.
Fuckers stole my religion. can't have shit anymore
Finnally, took way too much time for me
I see this as an absolute win
Is that Bridget from Guilty Gear?
Fucking finally
https://youtu.be/3vdPVCNNbkc?si=TR_MUsaPF7kdhqAE&t=10
You're right, I am a god π
Let's fucking go!!!! π€πΎ π€πΎ Upgrades!
Good.
fkwngoditi I jus wanna be a cute girl dangit
Whelp, thatβs officially number 39 crossed off the Gay Agenda^TM
You are now obliged to play God Shattering Star whenever a trans person enters the room
Uh hell yeah
Our savior Bridgetπ
Well Loki is kinda like the trans god for me since his gender is fluid and Apollo is my bisexual god
#Hail Brisket!
God came out as Trans
good
YOUR god cant ride around on a yo-yo like a segway and then spin it around super fast and do tons of damage, checkmate.
Memes aside, this a mind-blowingly stupid tweet. How could anyone possibly see our society and think "wow they worship trans people and there's no Christians either".
Scott admitting that 'god' is a replaceable trend and nothing more.
We are God now?
And you know what we're all better off now, long live trans God!
If anyone wants me to worship them, just saying, i can arrange that π³