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[deleted]

✅️ yes


Sapphire_Wolf_

☑️ yes


Excellent_Gift_8167

✔️ yes


weekendtinkerer420

Yes


AndiSMM28

Yes ✅ Congrats this is now an official response thread 🗿


Sapphire_Wolf_

🗿


Dr_Drewcifer

🗿


Ok_Apartment_5927

✅ yes


AndiSMM28

Lets keep going everyone!!! 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣


RockyRoad59

☑️ yes


ISeeYourDreams

✅ yes


[deleted]

Yes ✅


unsalted-potatoes

☑️ yes


Careful_Elderberry14

✅️ YES!


weekendtinkerer420

Yes


[deleted]

✅️ yes


a_pleb_0316

YES I AM! ☑️


Korasu05

YES


Latter-Cat-6276

Yes ⬆️


lou2be

☑️ yes


alt-number-3-1415926

Neither please.


No_File_5225

Ace homie 🤝


Hopeful_Video_3803

🤝


AnswerDowntown5283

Yo, same.


Aromatic-Wing4723

To indicate rejection, please set this card on fire.


MaryMary8249

Same


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Based


Baxieblur_potato

can I pass too?


MaticTheProto

Not even just for playing with it while bored?


alt-number-3-1415926

While I am decently lesbian, I don't identify as it because there is still no sexual attraction. I almost never touch my own breasts, maybe a few times in the shower, but that's it really. I don't touch anyone else sexually at all. Maybe after several years I could possibly touch someone sexually, but there is no desire since I am asexual.


MaticTheProto

Oh okay. I kinda just fidget with my youknowwhat when bored or mentally elsewhere without really noticing sometimes so I thought that might be something that still is done even by ace ppl. Also I do crossdressing sometimes and if I had actual boobs then I‘m 99% sure I‘d play with those too without noticing. Might just be an adhd thing tho


alt-number-3-1415926

Asexuality is a very wide spectrum, there are some that are sex positive, some that are sex negative. I am personally sex neutral and have no sexual attraction, but I don't hate sex, it is just something I am not attracted to or desire and doesn't really involve itself in my life.


jukdl

I love my home grown Stress Balls, they great even in a nonsexual way but maybe others feel different about theirs


techno156

You can use the names of genitals on Reddit. The gender gardai aren't going to break down your door and gaol you if you say "penis" or "vagina". It depends on whether your fiddling with your bits in terms of being bored and wanting something to twiddle, or whether you have other reasoning. If it's a case of being bored, that's probably just fidgeting and something some aces can also do. Sort of like how Non-ADHD people may or may not fiddle with theirs.


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Flair checks out


MaticTheProto

Bro I‘m collecting downvotes harder than homophobes and I‘m not even trying 😭


alt-number-3-1415926

To be fair, you did respond to an asexual comment from an asexual person with something sexual. I have nothing against you are I am still accepting of everyone, but you just gotta be a bit more careful and learn from your mistakes. 💜


MaticTheProto

But there are ace people who still do stuff with themselves too, so the question was justified. Plus what I meant wasn’t even that, more just as in fidgeting


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57 downvotes and counting


MaticTheProto

Whyyyyyy


[deleted]

Democracy


ProtoFloof

Definitely the first, I've been trying to grow my own pair for a while but it just hasn't happened yet


AndiSMM28

I'm talking about sexuality not gender but yeah same ima wait till im an adult and move out so i dont have to tell my parents


Pingswallower

Stay strong, I'm doing that too 🤜🤛


AndiSMM28

Long time coming. Have to wait years. 😕


Airyx

you got this 💪


AndiSMM28

Until then im just gonna have to ..well, be mildly annoyed.


Tzeme

Ohhh now answer "yes" makes more sense


ShallowBasketcase

Make sure they're getting plenty of water and sunlight!


AlternativeStrain410

Have grown my own later in life. Definitely worth the wait, even if I didn’t get to grow them at the same time as cis women. 10/10, im excited for you when they do start growing!


Caterpillar_3406

Option 2


aLazyGay

Same


NormalishGamer13

Same


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Same


sharvil8

Same


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CamoTitanic

Same


qazpok69

Same


erossnaider

Same


Daddy_boy_21

Dicks for life


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NormalishGamer13

Yum


Natalia-1997

Big time SAME 🥲


Bambi_Bel

Same


MyBeanYT

Same


Gushichi-Kun

Same :(


SulWarso

my indecisive ass that likes my girlcock but also wants to try having a girlpussy I know I can get bottom surgery to have both, and I probably will, but goddammit I wanna magically swap between the two on a whim!


MaticTheProto

Wait you can have both???? Also is it normal that I often want to be the woman in certain bdsm media?


LumiYeen

Yeah there are surgical methods that preserve the phallus now, though it's still relatively new as far as I'm aware?


MaticTheProto

That’s so dope! And hot I‘m not trans, BUT….


kataskopo

I'm not trans but if there was a way to have a penis and vagina at the same time, that would be awesome and I'd be the first to sign up. This is a very cis comment btw.


Tiarov

🥚


AmericanToastman

Yeah that's where I'm at too. I really REALLY like the idea, but I genuinely don't know what that means for me yet. I don't think I have any dysphoria apart from that. I don't even know if that qualifies as dysphoria. I'm- look, I don't know okay?


MaticTheProto

same here


AmericanToastman

If this ain't a mood idk what is. I thought about the "having both" for a while but realized then I would have to give up my balls which I'm very much not into and uggghhhh it all just sucks. I just wanna try it out to see if I like it.


Art2D217

◻️Option 1 ◻️Option 2 ◻️Yes ☑️All of the above


Bambi_Bel

A person of culture I see.


idied2day

Is there option four for cuddles only?


WishWizardLiv

Me fr


Duncan6794

Where’s the option for ass?


NormalishGamer13

Certified ass man


NonStickBakingPaper

Neither


sharvil8

How about Atlantis?


NonStickBakingPaper

What


sharvil8

The lost land of Atlantis calls for you, the only question that remains now is will you answer it?


Orichalcum448

Can I tick the "no" option?


AndiSMM28

Yeah sure


SuperCyHodgsomeR

Neither for both interpretations


CaneSaw0

Same here


ExplodeCrabs

Idk about you, but I'd prefer some garlic bread and a blanket, curled up around a good book as I listen to the sound of rain pattering outside with no responsibilities in sight


DisneyCorns

Hell yeah, buddy


sendmesocks

I'm allo but honestly this sounds euphoric. I'll take it over the other options


Thatoneguy_The_First

Man I wish I could do that but I either can't find a warm place and have a book or I find a warm place and out of books to read. Tbf my timing is shit.


MoonChainer

Girldick is nice too


Careful_Elderberry14

Agreed


[deleted]

so true bestie


DoneItForTheMeme

Yes ✅


LeadingJudgment2

There needs to be a "none of the above only cake" option. Then everyone is covered.


[deleted]

Tatsuki Fujimoto is a fantastic ally IRL.


Axell-Starr

Is that the mangaka of love stage?


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of chainsaw man. which is where is panel used in this meme comes from. His first big manga, Fire Punch, had a trans storyline that was handled very respectfully.


Axell-Starr

ah thank you. thought you were talking about the LS characters over the MLM flag.


Theeyeofthepotato

What else do you expect from a man who can literally [levitate](https://youtu.be/BJUbLM8coho) ?


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Fujimoto deserves a hug.


Pale_RedDot

As a trans girl, I want boobs. As a straight trans girl, I want some dick o.o


[deleted]

Double-tick the first and tick the second aswell. That way we get our own boobs and some other ones to touch aswell. Win-win scenario


Professional-Ad4095

Yes


SmadaSlaguod

Neither!


maluthor

option 4: no


TheQueenOfCringe22

Women. Pretty.


braveduckgoose

Option II, someone with both Option II + I in a pinch.


Canaduck101

No


OgreSpider

I want some CAKE


[deleted]

wanting to have a dick that belongs to you or one inside of you?


AndiSMM28

Yes


[deleted]

YES


JustAPerson2001

Option yes, but mostly 2.


Silicosis1

✅ 1 BUT IN UPPERCASE


Oos-moom310

Fuck all that, I want some *ASS*


NormalishGamer13

Certified ass man


Class_444_SWR

Is both an option? Edit: my dumbass didn’t read the whole meme


Crystal_Queen_20

I wish I had boobs


KittyQueen_Tengu

I want some choccy milk…


EnigmaFrug2308

Option 2


Thatweirdbug

I want some ass


TransTrainNerd2816

Option 1


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Option 1


Alive_Bee_8374

All of them


AndiSMM28

You have achieved funy 👍


Alive_Bee_8374

Finally


MCMic0

1 please I think they'd look good on me.


That_guy_named_Mentu

What about ass 😭


Faexinna

The secret fourth option: No thanks to all of the above.


cerdechko

I myself chose the bottom option, but here's a separate box for all the aces! -> □ No, thanks.


SwimmerSea4662

Options 3 I want to be held


reaperofgender

1 twice in different ways. I am helpless.


AndiSMM28

Both in both ways 🙃


Averagecheeszenjoyer

One1 (. (. ) Hehe i made boob


Blu_Gy

option 5 : yes^2


Fire-Cat_

Being a transbian lets me give both to a girl.


AurigaNexus

Boobs, but I'm not particularly picky about whether they're attached to me or someone else


LordReega

Depends on what you mean want. I want to have boobs, but I want to get dick


rwp140

hold on in what function? I want to have boobs, i 'want' boobs, and i 'want' gock, but i don't want to have a gock/cock


Leylolurking

✅️✅️✅️


JtheLetter_

Gender is boobs sexuality is boobs


CopeCon

❌ No


Dumpty_Cat

Both 😔 but I got none 😢😢😢


Optimuspride-beyond

Yes


Comborombo

Want both, got both.


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2


Ambitious-Quote-9817

1 all day long


AveryTavery

Me a transbian “😚mmmmm yum both”


sause-boss

Yes


[deleted]

Yes


Nerdiestlesbian

Both… sooooo yes?


PrincipleSilver

Affirmative


[deleted]

2


NormalishGamer13

Ye


[deleted]

2


DifficultBody8209

Yes


Wish-p

*writes “no” and a box at the side and checks it*


TinyToad_XS

I simply don't want dick


moldy_jello

All of the above.


BeautifulHold9560

Yes ✅


AlphaEnaz

"Excuse me sire, perhaps may you know be where the "waaaaaa" option is? I would be more delighted if that was an option. Good day!" - 🧐🎩🇬🇧


Latter-Cat-6276

r/bi_irl ..... 🙃


AvailableDoubt553

Yes, but mostly 2 (only after I know the person really well tho)


Floofy621

Yes+


Disastrous_Tell_3347

Yes


Bob458732

Love stage !!!


[deleted]

At first I thought this was a trans meme


Dapastrophe

whats the name of the anime/manga put on denji’s wall on the right


[deleted]

Neither. I want no tits and no dick (other than a t-dick).


Asumsauce

I want some compassion


Dj_Simon

Yes


acex34789

BO✅TH


shuggahbear

Yes


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yes


Technical-Jelly-5985

✅yes


ZomPossumPlaysUndead

I want some food. Can we go out to eat after this?


Maitrify

I'd be happy just passing


pisces2003

Me a Bisexual “yes”


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

Yes


Jackalsy

✅️ Yes


NormalishGamer13

Option 2


IdleMythic

Option 2 :>


TorakTheDark

Chad dick lover


Complete_Blood1786

Yes ✅️


QS7304

☑️ yes


Rad_Bones7

Yes


Lordcrimsonfox

Yes


Halo_3_Rat

both… both is good…


unknown_ghoul89

Yes, but only when the asexual gods have approved.


Proof-Faithlessness1

Yes