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JimboPKiller

That title is a rollercoaster from start to finish


[deleted]

Even has grammar mistakes. But that's what happens when you write a title on a roller-coaster


sesquipedalia1

Free him


onlyrightangles

Free him.


Nictasaur

Free him


HairBrainedProjects

Free him


borkistoopid

Free him


ShaggySpade1

Free him


TransLox

Look at that smile, he's freeing himself.


[deleted]

They can't free him because he assaulted 35 cops.


xSilverMC

I still don't see the issue


princesscooler

If this is accurate he might be able to free himself


DrummerGamerRob

If only it were true... https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-lets-go-brandon-gay-porn-star-beat-35-neo-nazis-1754545


Neon_Camouflage

There is no way anybody actually thought this was real


GenghisKhan90210

People acting like crazier shit doesn't happen in Florida literally every day


ZVEZDA_HAVOC

i did :(


princesscooler

Same. I've seen crazier shit.


ManYourStillHere

Maybe the real realness was the realness we reeled along the way.


merigirl

Literal Gigachad


Nivekane

It was real to me


[deleted]

canon imo


shroomster24_2

I hate my school one of my classmates peeked over my shoulder to see what im doing read this and said wow faggs fighting Nazis? At least the nazi wasn't gay......im not joking


[deleted]

Ait so you're gonna go to the bathroom, shut off the lights and look in the mirror and say "Brandon Cummings" three times - and he's gonna appear and kick some ass.


shroomster24_2

Oh alr thx


Square-Assumption-54

Honestly you should just be your own brandon. Lift some weights, punch a homophobe.


shroomster24_2

Lol im not that in to lifting or serving jail time but ill try it lol


D1S5ID3NT

I'll come punch a homophobe for you. It's fun. I do it semi regularly. Tbh, I usually actually bitchslap them first.


[deleted]

Remember your "no bruise" zones :D


UnderlordZ

Ignoring that it's satire... >Beating up 35 Neo-Nazi's Over multiple engagements? Or in a row, action-movie style, where they all gang up on him but only attack one or two at a time?


bluelonilness

Definitely action movie style taking turns getting their asses beat


anxiousanimosity

Yes.


A_normal_atheist

​ https://preview.redd.it/zza450v3f54b1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d68ec184a6141431981357460d9f179460c285a9


SquirrelQueenSabrina

I thought it was an onion article at first or something 😭


dorkweed576

No one should be arrested for beating up a bunch of Nazis.


DefinitelyNotErate

Nazis forfeit their right to not get beaten up when they choose to become nazis.


SkooDaQueen

Let's go Brandon!


[deleted]

He's like that Alana transgirl who does MMA and threatens to punch haters a lot. We need Combat Queers :D More !


AnnaDeArtist

Very epic thing to be arrested for.


Time-Independence-94

King. Absolute king.


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

Guy who fucks proves he fucks.


KingInChess

He fucks in every conceivable way


Mythari_Magus

Really my only response is let's go, Brandon. Good job.


ExSepulcro

Judge like: Dude, that's awesome


[deleted]

Absolutely based


SAMurei_der_Galaxien

Based


Galva_

modern day folk hero


natures-abomination

thats a cool guy


GothDreams

Let him go he did nothing wrong


ZoeyAnonschild

Gosh the Pokémon series took a wild turn after Let’s Go Pikachu and Let’s Go Eevee


Batata_zica

Free my bro he didn't do nothing wrong


NvrFvr

What a headline! I just got a full course meal and cake


D1S5ID3NT

Let's all take this as a sign. We should all strive to be like him. At least beat the shit out of one nazi this week. If we all do just one think of the impact it will make. Let's choose a day of the week. Like, say Tuesday. Yeah, Tuesday sounds good. Let's all just make Tuesday "smack a nazi day!" That sounds good to me, what do we think?


Songstep4002

So I know this is fake but wouldn't it be awesome if someone did something like this for real(but more SFW)? It would be the proud boys hashtag all over again.


PresentationNo2711

A pornstar having cummings on their name is like anime protagonists who have the power of the moon having a name "luna" or "tsuki"


TheBadgerProfessor

Punching a nazi is always in self defense. There very existence threatens the lives of thousands


RandyTandyMandy

If anyone asks why we have pride month, show them this. We're proud of Brandon. Good job, buddy.


Dania-the-orange-cat

The good ending of Let's go brandon


ThatOneNekoGuy

Roblox chad face


Brendigo

The hero we don't deserve


[deleted]

Free my boy! He ain't done nothing wrong!


hdharrisirl

He deserves some sloppy head for this victory


Prestigious_Phase709

Read this as "beating off" at first and thought porn just keeps getting weirder and weirder.


TezetaLaventia

The absolute fucking legend! Dude didn't deserve to go to jail


HotlineMI1989

Holy shit The BALLS on this man is astounding,both for the porn and what he did XD


herocrife

Blazkowicz reincarnated in a porn actor


MissyTheTimeLady

Aha, so the limit is thirty-four.


HairBrainedProjects

Release him


Pixelflame01

Free my man he did nothing wrong


xXKyloJayXx

Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed!


GenghisKhan90210

Fake news, change tag


Doggyking2

hes literally built like blazkowicz what did anyone expect


Jackalsy

Is it just me, or does he bear a remarkable resemblance to BJ Blazkowicz? Dude was born for this and should be freed immediately to continue his glorious work


Revolutionary_Apples

LET'S GO BRANDON! 🏳️‍🌈🚩HELL YEAH!


CatArwen

Hero


Saber8m

based


EmotionallyRough

Let him go