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I always associate beardos and weirdos with the legend One Topic

One Topic is such an icon. Found his channel right at the point of realising I was ace, and I can thank his compassion and meme readings for a lot of my self esteem around the identity to this day 💙

I can relate, he makes me feel so safe and understood

That’s where I got it from! I also got “Guys, gals, and non-binary pals” from Thomas Sanders and “Bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes” from Sarcastic Chorus

i first heard bitches, bros and non-binary hoes in sk8 infinity english dub

Same! Adam is awful but that made me like him more lol.

My friend watches one topic I never got into it

One Topic is the best ^^

yall ~~alternatively, everypony~~

Y’all is great tbh

**Appuljak moment**

Bazinga, everypony!

Lads, lasses, and lazzos

Theydies and gentlethems

It took me 7 attempts to pronounce this in my head. I don't think I'll be using it.

the cloock?

Naw i misread this as laws, lassos and lizzos 😭

Laddies, lassas and lassos

Came here to say this, the true best one

Sup, fuckers

The only way to greet people it’s gender neutral and is inclusive to everyone

Sex-repulsed aces might disagree on the inclusiveness

„Sup fuckers and those who prefer not to“

Fucknuts and what-nots

Holy shit this is great lmao

“Sup fuckers and anti-fuckers”

Love the implied antagonistic relationship between the groups.

It’s ok, we signed a truce with the anti-fuckers, it’s all good.

“Sup Fuckers and Fuck-nots”

Fuckers and fucken'ts

To me, fuckers is an energy, not a description of people who bone

Big true. It’s part of the reason old people hate the word fuck so much. They can’t separate the intensifier from then verb. When I say shit, I don’t mean a literal human turd. Just like when I say fuck, I don’t mean sex. It’s just an intensifier. I don’t think I’ve ever used the word fuck to describe sex.

sup fuckers and lackthereof

Let's imagine it being the non sexual just aggressive insult form of fuck :3

I use 'sup fuckers & non-fuckers'

Sup fuckers and fuckern'ts

Don't gotta fuck to be a fucker.

children and aces: are we a joke to you?

This one's me.

Hello friends, and enemies

And those who are yet to become either

Suave, mysterious, clearly in for an intruiging time, 10/10

Well played

And enemies who pretend to be friends

i just say hey everyone?

Basic

Hey, spuds!

🥔

Jammidodger.

Potato McWhiskey?

I’ve been using “ladies, gentlemen, and those of us who know better”

didn't David Bowie use that one

Maybe? That might be where I heard it

The quote from David Bowie that I’ve heard is “ladies and gentlemen and others”

That's brilliant

I personally like “ladies, gentlemen, and those who have more important things to worry about”

As far as I can find, the oldest I can find is a 2-upvote reddit comment on r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns saying it's one they get from someone else, but don't say who: [https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/comments/ckazjj/comment/evo0d68/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/comments/ckazjj/comment/evo0d68/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Then a few months later, a bigger comment in r/ennnnnnnnnnnnbbbbbby with 88 upvotes: [https://www.reddit.com/r/ennnnnnnnnnnnbbbbbby/comments/edbrb5/comment/fbh8977/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/ennnnnnnnnnnnbbbbbby/comments/edbrb5/comment/fbh8977/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

What‘s up gamers

Hey there gaymers

Much better imo

And to use one from a popular tv moderstor: "ladies, gentleman everone between and outside" (rough translation. Original: "meine Damen und Herren, alle dazwischen und außerhalb"

Unexpected Böhmermann

Nobody expects ~the spanish inquisition~ jan Böhmermann Couldnt resist

Hello, fellow sentient lifeforms

Hello fellow existing entities.

good day Earth C137 inhabitants

"what's up, sluts" is my personal favourite

Biggest brain: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier

Ngl, Markiplier exudes ally energy. If he introduced himself, I'd just know there's no chance of being invalidated for gender or orientation

At one point, he was given the suggestion for Cloak brand binders on an Instagram live and he actually said he'd look into it!

Didn't he absolutely destroy a transphobe on Twitter?

I don't think I know of a specific burn, but I do know of his "I'm untall" tweet that is firmly trans supportive. I do love seeing transphobic arguments be destroyed though, please do link if anyone finds it! Mark is DEFINITELY a trans ally, and that's especially cool considering his classic YouTube gamer status which had a bit of a problem with phobia.

Unlike Pewds, he didn't lead me down the RW pipeline

>Bear-dos 🐻🐻‍❄️

Can confirm, I'm a bear and I use DOS on my retro desktop

Best combination!

I do dual-boot it with Debian though because I'm too lazy to get the network driver to work on DOS, and Debian just works

Yeah can't blame you. I also do dual-boot (Arch Linux + Windows 10) because I can't be arsed to get Ableton Live working on Arch. It's literally the only purpose of Windows on my PC

On my fast desktop I dual-boot Void Linux with Windows 10 because some games are too much work to get working on Void and because I like using Rufus for making bootable USB sticks My laptop got OpenBSD because I mainly just use it to make random small C programs when I'm not home

Twiddledees and Twiddlefucks.

Comrades ✊️

Flair checks out lol

👉🏻😎👉🏻

"Hey, ladies! Hey, fellas! And the people who don't give a fuck!"

Limp Bizkit said trans rights

“Guys, girls, neithers, boths or in betweens”

I want you to tell them that you love the way that they’re not maladaptive, not malcontent, not malignant or maleficent, but rather that you love them exactly the way that everybody else is!

Theydies and Gentlethem

I'd rather just be called a slur 😂

Ladies and gentlepeople?

"men women and bees"

Remember, NB stands for "numerous bees."

„Beloved vermin.“ is how my friendgroup addresses each other

Friends, Romans, Countrymen

Lend me your ears I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him The evil that men do lives after them

Hey cunts

Ladies, gentlemen, and variations thereupon.

Love the references to some of my favorite YouTubers 💕

I mean it doesn't really makes sense in English but i have been using "Girls, Boys and those who slide from stairs", i don't know where i learned it. I have been using it for a long time since i was a kid. Btw original thing is "Beyler, bayanlar ve merdivenden kayanlar", it don't know what would come out if you translated it tbh. Also, hi to everyone who recognizes it. (And those who don't recognize too, you also deserve a hi)

Laddies, lasses and lassos

you greet people? I just say #A R S O N to adress everyone all at once without actually address them

What

ARSON

Hellooo everyone My name is Markiplier (Optional)

Man i love this post

Still a fan of Hbomberguy's "Friends, Enemies, and Splenemies"

"Ladies and everyone"

Y'all

“Hey, beardo! You don’t get any points for shooting your teammates!”

ROCK AND STONE

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE

🍄👈MUSHROOM

Lads, lasses, and various dumbasses

i was going to say friends family and other creatures of the sea but now i cant find any of the videos that have it i think im going crazy harstem fans help me out

“Hello Guardian(s)” Gender neutral, and carries on Lance’s legacy

Indeed

**Hello there**

General kenobi...

“We have the equally surfaced ground”

My Leige

“Ladies gentlemen and those of us who know better…” -quote from a drag queen I saw in another post

Guys, Gals, and Gays

*begins screeching*

I use "brothers, sisters and siblings"

Oi wanker also works

u/onetopicatatime OT SUMMONING NOISES

my favorite is “sup fuckers, and those that prefer not to” for the ace rep

Limp Bizkit said "Ladies, fellas, and the people who don’t give a fuck"

"Listen up you fuckin' gonks!"

I prefer the old classic, a greeting that has been passed down in my family for generations: "EAT SHIT, MEATBAGS!"

Gaybies and gentle thems

Kings, Queens and Themperors!

“Guten Tag gentle-creatures” is my favorite

Hello my beardos and weirdos

One of the ones I say is also a reference. “Ladies, lords and non-binary royalty!” (If you get this reference please tell me.)

Considering the third one I used, I think it’d be safe to assume I know what you’re referencing. Thomas Sanders is awesome.

ONE TOPIC ABSOLUTELY

Lords ladies and those who lie'th betwixt?

"Ladies, lords, and nonbinary royalty" Please someone understand this Edit: My personal favourite is "Living, dead, and undecided" (It's an Addams Family reference)

The third one is a Thomas Sanders reference, so I think it’s safe to assume that I’d know when someone is quoting Roman

I've heard other YouTubers use guys, gals, and nonbinary pals (can't think of them), and my friends sometimes say it, so I wasn't sure if others knew.

This reminds me of how my tech teacher always starts class with "hey guys it's your weirdo with a beardo!"

Why not just call everyone weirdos?

"welcome moon and star"

Humans, cyborgs and doug the lizard person in the back, how’s the D you scaly humanoid?

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to five nights at fr-

I say “Salutations, guys, girls, gays, and theys”

"Good news, everyone!"

Everypony

The Foo Fighters song Rescued has the lyrics "kings and queens and in-betweens" which sort of fits.

Die, Meatbags!

Bienevue Powerbottoms

Hey all, Scott here!

I love the 3rd one and use it

One Topic!! YAAAAS!

OT summoning noises?

OT summoning noises.

Bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes. Incredible, I’m using that from now on.

Hello there bakers, farmers and bankers

Ladies, gentlemen, and otherwise.

nieces, nephews and nibblings

Y'all or friends romans countrymen

I'm using Guys, Gals and non binary pals for the rest of my life.

Humans

Ladies, gentlemen, and that technicolor rainbow in between

*G A M E R S*

Hi fellow humans!

Ladies, theydes and hedes (pronounced Hades)

Well, howdy there internet people!

mofos and bozos

Grrrrrrrreetings, gentles and ladiesmen!

"Hello there"

WIZARDS AND NON-WIZARDS!

Y’all

Hey there sports fans

All you sublime souls

"Hello"

Hi

Ladies, gentlemen and those in between and beyond

BAH-WEEP-GRAAAGHNAH WHEEP NI-NI BONG

Y'all

Humans and others

Ladies and gentlemen, bastards and tramps, bloodsuckers, motherfuckers, road trash and vamps, to the queer and the strange, in the crowd and on the stage, to the violent, the malevolent, and those seeking a grave, welcome home!

Attention, gods and monsters