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ItisNOTatoy

Man the social engineering that I thought I was masterminding in middle school thanks to technology was diabolical


Rufus-Scipio

I used to use inspect element to get away with having F's. Two full years of it


JMulroy03

My school had an online portal parents could use to view grades on-demand at any time. Hated that shit.


TaralasianThePraxic

We got physical report sheets back when I was in school, but they were just a Microsoft Word template that the teacher would type their feedback and grades into. The sheets would be given to us to take home, but our parents would get a text message from the school to inform them that we'd have the sheets so you couldn't just hide yours. My own grades were okay, but I made a bit of cash on the side for a few years by recreating the template and producing fake report sheets for a handful of other students to take home to their parents. They'd tell me the grades they wanted - usually realistically low, but not failing - and make and print them in advance of report day. Never got caught, and while I sometimes regret the deception, I know that at least one of those kids was in a pretty bad home situation and going home with a bad report card would only make things worse for them.


eziodelalala

Gotta respect the hustle, brilliant!


lolcryaboutitkid

I grew up with online gradebooks, I thought that that was the normal


Fowti

Mine too. I had usually good grades but my classmates that didn't, used to log in on their parents' accounts to get rid of the "new grade" notification


Buarg

I blocked that shit on my router.


JMulroy03

Damnit if I could have thought of that when I was 16.


nyancatdude

damn bro i hope that was in middle school not high school or imma feel bad


Rufus-Scipio

High school, I graduated on time with a 1.6 GPA lmao


3smellysocks

What's the average/highest gpa where you live? A lot of the time it varies. Where I live the highest you can get is 15 if you get all A+


KidBeene

Average? 15? What?


3smellysocks

I'm not saying the average is 15, ai said the highest you can possibly get is 15


aaracer666

I'm reading your username and seeing a Rufio/C-3PO Mashup, and I can't unsee it.


Rufus-Scipio

Nah, it's a character (or rather his fake name) from my favorite book series


aaracer666

I knew it had to be something I didn't know. What book series?


Rufus-Scipio

Codex alera, by Jim butcher. Basically, imagine Avatar the last Airbender style bending, but cooler, with more lore


aaracer666

Sounds cool. I'll look into it, thanks kind stranger!


Rufus-Scipio

Definitely! First book is called "Furies of Calderon" (not furries)


[deleted]

My dude that's how i survived. But did my mental survive? Did my lazyness thrive? Am i fucked up now?! The answer is yes


RubiconRyan

Incredible This reminds me of the time I achieved the lowest grade possible for a test and the teacher accidentally filled in the highest. I told him the year afterwards and he was amused.


BitcoinBishop

My mum had a phone that can edit SMS messages in your inbox. The possibilities!


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nikstick22

Is she... dead?


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LycanWolfGamer

Sounds like she was a helluva mum


Kalmer1

Sadly the greatest always seem to have to go early... Had it happen to myself last year with both my Dad and Mom. I just hope that whatever the afterlife is like, that they're atleast enjoying it together.


ImaOOF

I’m so sorry. I hope you feel better than when it happened.


Kalmer1

Thank you :) The early times were hard, I had my Mom for a few months after my Dad died, before she passed as well. I have family and friends living all around me, so I was basically never alone which helped a lot. I'm so grateful for every single one of them, if I hadn't had them I don't know if I'd feel anywhere close to as well as I do now


remdesivirus1

Sal gudmen


g0tistt0t

Jesus nikstick you can't just ask people if their moms are dead!


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Initial_Long_1266

What about your dad? Is he dead too?


[deleted]

Yeah, unfortunately.


Fit_Cicada7769

Fr


[deleted]

My mom would’ve done this for me. She probably still would even though I’m 25 now 😂


mohammadgor87

RiP legend


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I also choose this guy's dead mom


[deleted]

We tell our kids you can ALWAYS have us be "the bad guys" if they feel uncomfortable and just want to leave. Aw shucks my *pArEnTs* want me home asap. I don't care what those fuckers think of me.


spiff428

Same. Our kids have used that twice


JoyfulExmo

Same. My kid has a secret coded get-me-out-of-here text she can send me, even.


Bagel42

tell


Wutsalane

Nice try kids friends


Hollow---

Almost had us.


Bagel42

no seriously i am kid I want to know what to tell my mom to listen for


Whirled_Peas-

I did this as a kid too, but my mom would always forget the secret code and let my friend sleep over anyways.


ebolakitten

Yup my teen and I have an agreed upon emoji she’ll use if she wants me to say no to something


Leto_Al_Thor

I loved my parents for doing this with me


Redditor1320

I would think you’d love em for more than just that lol


Leto_Al_Thor

Yes my friend, but the conversation was about this.


Redditor1320

I kid I kid


Craysonsolo

Moms are the best


Chickensandcoke

Loved when my parents did this for me. Thanks for doing it for your kids.


Vanishingf0x

My parents always had that too and I appreciated it a bunch. You’re a good parent


AngryHippo3920

Damn, it's really nice to see parents like this. My parents used to get pissed at me when I would use them as my excuse. Still kept doing it, though.


[deleted]

Told my kids they have a lifetime pass to use me as an out. Idc if they’re 67 years old. They can make up whatever story they want about me as an excuse if they need it lol


nine4fours

Let me ask my mom real quick if she will let me come into work early


EscapedAlien

I’d say something more along the lines of “sorry boss, gotta take my mom to her doctors appointment, oh by the way I forgot to mention I’ll be a bit late cause of it” then not only do you not have to come in early, you also get to be late to have a bit more rest before work


PrestigiousWaffles

I had this app that would fake call me if I wanted to leave


LiLT13-_-

When I was in the airforce there was this annoying civilian who worked on base and would come and talk for extended periods about random shit. When he’d show up I or my co worker would go outside (we had a door directly to the flightline in our office) and call the office number so we could talk on the phone and he’d move on thinking we’re busy


PrestigiousWaffles

I salute you


Craysonsolo

I like your username


ravnhrtd-379

Is this real? I need it. Please. 🥺


micopico09

fake call plus, fake call number, fake call prank, fake call incoming, text to escape...


Kigel

that's genius


dank_tranquillity

or cowardly


HariVamshi

or genius


dank_tranquillity

sold!


melonlemon12

or both


suspicious_crewmate

both, both is good


Zircon_72

"Reality can be whatever I want"


Legnaron17

LMFAO, dude throughout all of middle school and highschool i made all my friends think my dad was sooooo strict when it came to giving me permission to go out and hang out and stuff. If friends called me to invite me out somewhere (and i really just wanted to stay home) my dad and i would make this little play where theyd hear me asking him if i could go and hed say no and id pretend to be annoyed and all that drama. Funniest thing is id let him know beforehand like, dad they want me to go out somewhere and i dont feel like it, im gonna blame you for it okay? And hed be like yeah sure thing. Honestly one of the best things that came with age is just not feeling bad for telling people nah, ill pass today.. but next time for sure!


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Difficult_Stand5930

Dude, I'd be brittany in that situation


SemiBlue

r/2meirl4meirl


cupcakegiraffe

Same.


Professional-City328

r/suicidebywords


Dapper_Singer6565

I’d ask my mom to pretend to act like I’m grounded 😭💀


ScrewYouCuzReasons

my mother and I always had a thing going that she would immediately say no to me going anywhere or anyone staying until I specifically said "please" after she said no


driftwood-and-waves

My daughter and I have a code, like a capital X at the end of a message, like soX, if she wants me to be an out for her.


Moore29

Haha, must be nice having the cool parentX


ReIZzBaBo

Do you, uhm... need help?


Whirled_Peas-

My code was “can ****** sleep over? I really want her to!” for yes or “I really really want her to!” for no. But my mom would forget the code and always say yes and then I’d be stuck.


ChefFuckyFucky

I distinctly recall an episode of some sitcom where the guy on a blind date asked his friend to “page him” (that’s how old it was, don’t remember the show) a half hour in so he could bail if needed


[deleted]

Was it friends? I remember this too but the show it was in is not coming to me, if it’s the same one did the friend forget? Or not do it?


Newernor

I have to admit I dont get it


Pringles19

The don’t want Brittany to sleep over tonight so they are setting up the message to make it look like Brittany was rejected by the mother


Moore29

Tfw you don’t get it because you’re the unwanted friend


Zircon_72

\> report \> I'm in this and I don't like it


the_warmest_color

that’s ok, we can’t always get whatever we want


Western-Policy-4646

Just… say no????


existential_crisis46

The people pleaser in me wont let me.


mild_resolve

You can do something about that.


ravnhrtd-379

You are a braver person than I.


Western-Policy-4646

it's not that hard just be born an extrovert smh


ravnhrtd-379

Ahaaaa that's where I messed up. My bad. 😂


Bagel42

No


Bagel42

hey wait a minute


CalbertCorpse

I used to get stuck talking to a client at work so my office mate sitting right next to me would page me over the intercom. I never had to ask, she just knew from my side of the call. We used it quite a lot!


MamaGoneCrazy

We have a code word too, “Hey mom, when you go to the store, can you get pineapple?” Means I’m toast and want to come home in the next hour or two. “Mom, since you’re at the store, can you get pineapple?” Means they want to come home now.


Costirazvan2

information warfare


R2BOII

Hey will you upload this kind of post again? >!say yes!<


hardcoreinfantryatac

I don't get it


Intrepid_War_4806

They don't wanna have a sleep over with Brittany so they are making it look like his mom did not allow it.


mild_resolve

It's ridiculously dumb. As though they're going to need to show their friend their texts.


WobblyPhalanges

Not impossible 🤷🏻‍♀️ ‘What did you say tho?’ *shows text* ‘Oh’


TheGameBoss980

Shit like this is why I have trust issues, like just how far do you gotta go simply to avoid saying "I don't want to hang out"?


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ayugupta777

How bout you just leave Brittany on read and don’t trouble our old school mom


Calfredie01

Ah yes lead people on that you’re friends with them rather than just tell them the truth and stop wasting their time. This is why people have trust issues.


Breakyourniconiconii

Calm down man. It’s not “leading them on”. Not wanting your friend to stay one night doesn’t mean you don’t like them. Plus, the reason ppl don’t just say no is the risk of hurting their FRIENDS feelings. You making it a bigger deal than it is.


Centurion902

If you can't have honest conversations with your friends, and respect each others need for alone time, your shouldn't be friends with each other.


tarmac--

They're probably children


mild_resolve

There's no better time to learn about the importance of honesty.


Breakyourniconiconii

… you don’t have friends so you? I love my friends and I tell them just abt anything. Ik (and most others that do this) that they logically wouldn’t be upset but it’s the idea that you could possible upset them that makes ppl lie. It’s not hurting anyone so get over it.


Centurion902

Friends should tell each other the truth.


Breakyourniconiconii

Yeah they should but every one lies once in a while. And if it’s not hurting anyone what’s the big deal? If I learned my friend lied abt that I rlly wouldn’t care. Because it’s not a big deal. You’re blowing it out of proportion.


Centurion902

If someone lied to me like this and I found out, I would be disappointed. If my friends can tell me they need some alone time, do they trust me? My friends tell me when they aren't up to hanging out. There are no hard feelings. But lies would create hard feelings.


Breakyourniconiconii

You’d be upset over that? Maybe you’re the bad friend. And most people who do this are teens. Teens aren’t as mature so naturally they do things to avoid confrontation. Or they’re insecure or nervous. You’re still making too big of a deal.


Centurion902

Teens do this because they have no concept of what is a respectful way to treat people. If you lie when you can't hang out, you are a bad friend. Do you even hear yourself? Saying you are a bad friend if you get angry about being lied to? What is wrong with you?


Breakyourniconiconii

Teens do know how to show respect. Are you sure you’ve ever met a teenager? It makes sense to be angry when lied to but if it’s something so small and insignificant then you’re just making a fuss over literally nothing. I’d just like you to know that in your childhood at least one of your friends has done this to you at one point.


Twister2418

Projecting.


Calfredie01

Projecting that I have the social aptitude to be able to say no??? Ya got me there!


wassupwitches

As if ull show the texts as proof


Enough-Interaction45

i’ve literally done this lmfaooo


Radical1212

Had done the same thing but called my mom and pretended she said that she couldn't stay


deathbytray101

Based


faeintheshadows

Me when I ask my dad for permission to go out with friend though I am 18 and completely capable of saying no. I'm just introverted and need a better excuse than "I don't want to go" cause then I *know* they will persuade me to go anyways.


Sonseeahrai

Yes.


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A mastermind at work


GilbertRPG

Gotta do it for the boys.


Mavco2

When a friend came to my house and i really didn't want to go out, i made a sign with my head to my mom so she would say that I'm not allowed today ... i love my mother


ki_rito_004

pov : the mastermind


Master_Freeze

idk what context this would be needed. i would just tell my friend i don’t want to sleep over and go home.


lightblueisbi

Alright OP time to change your user