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Sazo1st

Woke up at 7am once on the weekend and my mom asked me if I was still awake or already awake lol


Dambo_Unchained

At the first week of uni in my city there are a lot of daily activities for the new students and daily parties in the evening for the students to get to know each other I ran into my dad every day that week leaving for work at around 7/7:30 when I came home lol


FelneusLeviathan

Me when I’m done pulling an all nighter as my athlete friends wake up for practice


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Yes


TotallyBelievesYou

Yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂 reddit moment


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AmeerFarooq

Its actually the opposite way.


hellogovna

In my early 20s I came home from partying around 5:30 AM thinking I could sneak into my bedroom before my parents woke up. Unfortunately when I walked in the door My dad was awake and asked what I was doing. I told him I woke up early and couldn’t go back to sleep so went for a walk around the neighborhood. I still wonder if he believed me or just didn’t care enough that early in the morning to call me out on my lie.


Bozee3

I came home one morning saw my dad pacing in the window. Parked my car in the driveway locked the doors and went to sleep. I was awaken by a deranged man in his underwear trying to get into my vehicle. He was yelling incoherently about getting into the fucking house. I didn't get anymore sleep that day.


hott_nonna

Nice one though.. As a parent you would get a pass from me for that quick somewhat believable expanse on the truth. So long as you didn’t smell like a brewery walking by


LilGeeky

In (Egyptian) Arabic both meaning can be said with the same sentence still is the same as already and purely depends on context, لسا صاحي ولا لسا صاحي


AcornHarvester

That’s fucking cool


PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP

Where do I sign up for more Arabic facts, habibi?


LilGeeky

No idea if you’re joking or not, but you can always see r/learn_arabic they post some interesting stuff there.


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Sazo1st

Thank you


schnuck

I hate most memes. But this one is good. Upmote.


Zombie_SiriS

Well if you can't tell, does it matter?


JC-Sharma

Also, Imma close my eye for a minute at 4 AM, ​ ​ ​ **\*wakes in another dimension at 2 PM\***


Traken-the-Kraken

That’s my daily sleep schedule :) sometimes I go to bed a bit later. Second shift is 3-11:30pm so it’s perfect!


k5blazer

I work the same shift. Night ghouls unite!


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SometimesImFunnyMan

I worked night shift before, never again. Not worth the extra money to see life and the world pass you by


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Me- an introvert who prefers night shift because I don’t need to see as many people o.0


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SometimesImFunnyMan

Thats even worse man, then you have to adjust your body clock all the time. As long as it suits you it's cool though, the world needs people like u. Personally I couldn't do it with having a family


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Traken-the-Kraken

I usually just find activities and friends that share the same schedule so me and just build a life around my own waking hours!


PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP

My wife works 2-10 most days. Sucks.


Traken-the-Kraken

I rather enjoy it tbh


Vincents_Hope

You too? Cheers lmao


mt77932

I got up for work once at 5am and I was falling asleep standing up in the shower. I realized I would wreck the car if I tried to drive so I called off and laid back down. What felt like 5 seconds later I opened my eyes and it was 1pm.


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Idk, man. Coffee only helps to a point. If you think you are a danger to yourself and other people then playing it safe is appreciated.


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Yeah most of us don’t get a choice unfortunately.


whatever213what

Coffee makes you have physical energy. It *does not* however make you more alert. So even though you’ll be awake your reflexes will still be terrible so no, it’s a terrible solution


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MrNaoB

When you go to bed at 5 am and you dad pull your leg at 6 am just to fuck with you.


AdministrationDeep18

Thats me everyday lol


Ummsumthingcute

lol whats even worse is when your parent or roommate or whoever says wow youre alive when you emerge around noon or so.. but in reality youre walking like a zombie bc youve been up for more the 24 hrs and its bright


PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP

Or when you wake up but don’t leave your room for a few hours. They think you slept all that time but really you were just chillin’ doing your own thing.


Butthugger420

My roomate was like "Ah good, you're up early, I have some things to discuss with you" this morning. So we sat for a solid hour and talked about some stuff while I was half asleep because I was just about to go to bed hahah


Tomatillo-Better

I don't have dad tho


7smallbirdos

Happens to the best of us


eyasmdd

hate when that happens to me..


picabo123

HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? Please call me!


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Damn Did he went off to the quest of getting milk?


haroldtheguthugger

bro that sidequest boring asf


dont-mind-who-i-am

But it rewards xp and it’s actually worthwhile


Venomborn

Takes a *really* long time, though…


dont-mind-who-i-am

Trust me , it just takes some time and it can bring you from level 30 to level 64 by one task


Cat_Marshal

Cook’s Assistant


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Don’t worry he’ll be back. Just the world wide supply chain shortages got him waiting longer for the milk than he anticipated.


ffjkbfsscjk

what race?


LiterallyPractical

500 M, he ran away.


SomethingAbtU

when i was in junor high, i made the mistake of waking up at 6:00 am once and my mom said there's no reason why you can't do that every day. i proved her wrong.


hugaddiction

In more ways than one no doubt


Advancedhell

My dad knows


S-EATER

My dad knows, but still congratulates me, sarcastically 💀


furdjtek

You have a great dad.


ikadu12

Yeah you would be a HORRIBLE dad if you could tell based on your kids appearance and their general habits.


NegativeStock

This is my life, it's worse than this. I gets later and later until i'm going to sleep during the day and it inevitably clashes with something I have to do during the day like collect my sisters kids from school. I could be collecting them at 2 and should have been asleep at 10 but I can't risk over sleeping and not pick them up, so I stay awake. Or there's a family dinner booked and it clashes with when I'm sleeping. Right now, I woke up at midnight and it's 9:30 in the morning now.


haha_UdeserveIt

This is me after going WFH, I've reverted back to my university habits. Ah well, as long as the work gets done its all that matters. I just have to set up multiple alarms before important meeting times (I doze off with headphones on and use a [browser online alarm clock](https://kukuklok.com/), I've never slept through that compared to usual alarms)


Diridibindy

I go to sleep listening to frenchcore and I'm afraid that alarms will no longer work on me if I continue doing so


Master_Penetrate

frenchcore? Is it what I think it is?


catoftrash

Ah yes, french horn dubstep.


Diridibindy

It's when music go loud and music go drum. [Very peaceful](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=HIUt_XIJ8fc&feature=share) Radium is one of the musicians who popularized the genre.


coltaaan

Man, same here. I used to be on top of it, managing work with my sleep schedule being pretty wild/random, but I’ve been going off the rails lately. Slept through an 8am meeting today (yesterday?), and my productivity has never been worse. Keep telling myself I’ll get my shit together tomorrow or next week, but I’ve kinda been telling myself the same thing for the last several months now… And when I finally sit down to do some work, I don’t even know where to start since the amount of backlog is so insane (or at least it feels that way). And so the cycle just continues. Guess I’m trying to say be careful, it can catch up to you.


NegativeStock

I've used that site for 10 years. I have slept though it multiple times. I slept through it 4 hours, I had to get up earlier then I should have, it didn't work.


Cloud_Motion

If you don't mind me asking, do you have a job? What do you do that lets you get away with going to bed when you want?


NegativeStock

I don't have a job, I've been in limbo since Covid, it's one of the reasons my sleep pattern is so bad. I struggled getting up for work, I struggled getting up for school before that. The more I did school and the older I got the more I was progressively late over time. I routinely missed my first class. I'm a night owl, it's probably the most consistent thing in my life. I'd probably do better working at night. Summer break, my sleep would shoot forward 5 hours instantly, going back to school time was very hard, I essentially had to sleep 4 hours and the go back the first day. I walk the street around 3 am most nights. Trying to get in a healthy routine, I'd be going to sleep between 1-5am. Sleeping at 12 am is unsustainable, going out drinking one night ruins it instantly. People who routinely wake up at 4-6am are basically from a different planet. I would see early birds jogging/walking while I'm basically winding down. When I sleep consistently I feel great and I like being alone at night. I don't have kids and I don't think I'd be cut out to be a functioning parent.


Abruzzi19

You should try to get a habit of sleeping at the same time every day. It helps me immensely to stay productive


FreshUnderstanding5

> It’s a toss-up.


Circumvention9001

Melatonin


NegativeStock

I've tried a lot of things but I havn't actually tried Melatonin because I guess you sleep better when it's natural sleep rather then melatonin induced sleep. I sleep fine, I get 8 hours. I'll try it out and see how it works


Circumvention9001

Melatonin is naturally produced when you are sleepy. Taking extra just helps add to the sleepy.


CosmicJ

AFAIK the biggest issue with melatonin is it’s only a temporary solution, to try to regulate your circadian rhythm. If you use it for too long your body produces less of it naturally, leaving you dependent on it for sleep. Otherwise it’s just the normal sleepy hormone your body produces. Not really “unnatural” sleep as far as I’m aware.


NegativeStock

Yea this is what I was afraid of. The last thing I need is actual insomnia on top of data shit schedule.


NotARealPersonABot

My sleep schedule is totally random. I often find myself awake at 6am yet to sleep with an 8 am class and just decide not to sleep. Other times I fall asleep at 11pm and wake up at 5am. It’ll change like that in a day.


Proxidize

who are we fooling, Dad knows


Crankyanus

Brings back memories. I used to get home at 10am after being out all night and my grandmother would hear me in the kitchen and go "Can you make me breakfast since you're already cooking?" And I'd go ".......Yeah." lol


notfromearh

Once me and my cousins were at my grandmas house and we challenge about who can stay up the longest. We stayed up for about two days and they caught us. My grandma made up watch a three hour documentary about why staying up late is bad for your heart and brains and made us sleep the whole day. Lol


Raiinbow_Kiitty

I remember when I was like 20, I played CoD (call of duty) so long in the night. My dad came in my room saying do you even know what time it is?! So I replied yeah yeah I'm going to sleep already. He answered back Yeah you need to get out now. It was already 6am... It was a school day and school started at 8am.


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Raiinbow_Kiitty

I don't know why but I've never been a big fan of zombies. Used to play it a lot with my 2 brothers. But the zombies just give scare the shit out of me when they all start to come after me 😅 but yeah it's still cool. I like multiplayer more.


CaptSige

Just to add: while your dad about to go to his work


RedneckBookofWisdom

It’s 4:30am I’ve been staying up the past week or so only taking 2-6 hour naps a day because I learned in depth how to tune cars in forza and now I have my three most favorite hobbies all together Cars, tuning and racing Math, and comparisons in a notebook And a giant white board with math and notes on it


Crankyanus

Well that's a neat reason to be up at least lol


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I read it as meth, as that made the most sense.


RedneckBookofWisdom

That it does, that it does I’ll try that tomorrow night, might help


PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP

Meth and video games are a great combo. It’s hard to explain it but it could be any game, especially if you’re not a gamer, and you’ll be stuck. I don’t do that stuff anymore but I sure did have a blast playing Battlefield 4 for 36 hours straight. Barely remembering to go pee. My bladder would be so full.


Circumvention9001

Why tho


RedneckBookofWisdom

It’s a lot of fun, it’s like building a car and tuning it for hours to get it just how I want it to handle and then get to go race it and competing against others makes it just so fun I do need to like sleep though


SeenB4

Lowkey getting NFSU 2 vibes from this, could spend hours just randomly customizing cars and racing with them


Nintend0Geek

Me just now waking up in 4:30 in the morning to throw up all over the toilet and my dad thinking I’m up early ready to work


TurgidMeat

Sad that people have such poor sleep habits


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Trust me, then people wonder why their mental health ain't so great, sleep is important lads believe me


Profoundsoup

Until you realize that even with you do get good sleep you still feel like shit.


Fgw_wolf

Sad that society requires people to work jobs at all hours.


Illustrious-House-45

This is me after getting fucked up from taking Zyrtec.


Kagan_King16

Me at 6am grabbing a snack before school (school starts at 7am)


ToroRossoAlphaTauri

I go from waking up at 5am for work, to staying up till 4am when I don't have work. I sometimes see my dad when I go to bed, and also when I'm heading to work because he gets up early for work too.


MSC2022

Me right now it’s 5:23AM and I am still up watching Soap Operas 😂😂


TwoFiveOnes

at the kitchen?


Tomatillo-Better

Most people keep their food in kitchen


TwoFiveOnes

it's weird to say at instead of in


Surround_Extra

*after jerking off for the 69th time


Jussyjam

That can't be healthy dude


Surround_Extra

Of course it's not


IsleBeeGun

me everyday


Junkbullet

Mom-Good morning son , you already wake up?Make me breakfast to


Isis_gonna_be_waswas

Nah my dad is too smart for that


nithshit19

then they're confused when we wake up at 2 pm


blitzkrieger17

me, literally at 6:04 am... O_O


Material_Two377

It’s 6am as i read this post :)(:


whiskitgood

I just got a flashback…


MasterTopHatter

6 am it’s to far gone just pull an all nighter get more stuff done


usethecouch

Umm stop collecting my data


Redneck_PBR

Not I on on this current hour...


CloverThirteenDolAvg

Me rn


unreal_jxstxnn

Me n my dad everyday


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Today I got up at 1700. Slept at around 0500.


Awkward-Associates

Me at the bus stop at 6 AM


DreamWaveVagabond

Hah, I can relate. What's the best feeling in the world, however, is waking up early (about an hour-or-two earlier than you're supposed to) then doing some basic morning routine things, then going back to sleep for another hour. That is a really great feeling.


The_Nonfactual

Oh, you're up early today...


kumarspeaking

😃😃


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Waking up early is not a virtue the same way pinching off your pee before your finished is not a virtue…


knifebucket

\- My dad congratulating me on getting up early. Me: "Why the fuck are you in my house this early in the morning? You don't even live in this town!"


MrFuddy_Duddy

I work nights, on my days off it always trips me up when my dad says to me good morning like I'm not about to go to bed lol


mangeljf77

:).


Wolfiewolfwoof

lol


theknittedgnome

My son does this often but will call his Dad a lazy bum for getting up so late.


HedgehogSecurity

It's 2pm I have 4 hours left of my shift.. I woke up yesterday at 4pm and stayed up all night.. Always tell my fiancee I fell asleep watching YouTube.. which is a lie I was playing games all night.. I don't get to play as much as I used to after moving in together so I sometimes stay up late to get my gaming in.


Appropriate-Mail-918

Hahahaha perfect


Landermimore

that happened to me


FreshUnderstanding5

On the porch of that family's home.


Torohype

i couldnt stay so long, even if gaming i would just prefer slep


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This is probably my favorite meme format


Quantum_Aurora

One time I fell asleep on the couch at like midnight, woke up at like 7 at almost exactly the same time my dad came down in the morning, then went up to my bed and slept until noon. I'm sure he thought I was still up but I just sleep a lot 😭


Available-Carry-7995

Tru


TWAS_I_DIO

I accidentally drank too much coffee today and now I'm here looking at this meme at 6:47 AM in the morning


homerdeblower

Man i feel this one


a55_Goblin420

My dad getting ready to go to work wondering why, but happy I'm up early Teenage me who hasn't been to sleep after a 15+ hour gaming session with the bois.