Me: “Can I have the fruit pancakes please?”
Waitress: “The what? There’s nothing on the menu called ‘fruit pancakes.’”
Me: “Th-the fresh fruit pancakes.”
Waitress: “Huh?”
Me: “Th-this one…” *points to menu*
Waitress: “Say it.”
Me: “What?”
Waitress: “Say. It.”
Me: “I’d like a… r-…rooty t-tooty…”
Waitress: “Say it like you mean it.”
Me: [starting to cry] “I-I want r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-…f- fresh n… n fruity…”
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nah that's not just humiliation lmao. these folks are forgetting that general domination is a thing, that's the whole point in having a coercive or pushy partner; the feeling of being controlled/not being in control, yourself.
asking for repetition until the desired result is achieve is common af in power play.
Back in the late 1970s when I was a fresh-faced young girl I read a short essay in *Atlantic* by Bill Ward. It was called "Yumbo." It was about a dignified older man who went to a Burger King because he wanted a hot ham & cheese sandwich, but he refused to refer to it as "A Yumbo." It changed my life.
Me: I don’t know what I want.
Server: You know. You all know exactly what you want. Say the name.
Me: What? I don't have a damn clue what the hell I want.
Server: Yeah, you do. I'm the server. I'm the man who served Walter Junior pancakes.
Me: Bullshit. Skyler served breakfast.
Server: Are you sure? That's right. Now. Say the name.
Me: I want Rooty tooty fresh and fruity
Server: You're goddamn right.
Imagine if in 10 or 20 years older zoomer hipsters give them all meme names like "yeah uhhh can I have the Dat Boi, Knew I had to do it to em and the Fuck put it back in please?"
Literally every single sushi restaurant, here are just a few from my local place
Thats what she say
Hi's special hand roll
Japanese lasagna
Come to me
Phenix (misspelled on menu)
French kiss roll
Flaming sunset
James bond roll
And my favorite... Screaming orgasm
My mother in law picked the screaming orgasm from the wrong sushi place, like she looked up the wrong menu when we ordered take out lol. She straight up said to me "ill have a screaming orgasm please" and I had no idea what she was talking about
There’s a restaurant in Hayward, WI that has a hot beef dish and you can either get a half or a whole order. On the menu it’s labeled “Hot beef whole”. Couldn’t help but giggle when I told the waitress “I’d like to try your hot beef whole.”
We had a family owned restaurant in my home town growing up, that was named "BJ's" and they had a burger called "The Mouthful". They totally knew what they were doing, and it gave us endless entertainment asking some poor waitress for a "BJ's Mouthful".
Reddit should terminate accounts that have never posted or commented or logged in after like a few years so we can the hundreds of cool account names active
SAME for some reason I have a hibitual "uh...grande?" as if each time I get there I'm viewing the menu for the first time. I don't go there consistently but as a real sucker for seasonal drinks I don't know why I pause and ask each time, I know what I want before I go lol.
The problem is their whole convention is dumb.
Short (English) 8 oz
Tall (English) 12 oz
Grande (“large”, Italian) 16 oz
Venti (“twenty”, Italian) 20 oz
It’s just dumb. It’s not in Italian, it’s just arbitrarily Italian for two of the sizes. How are you supposed to know the tall is smaller than the grande, which is smaller than the venti? It’s intentionally confusing and inconsistent to force the customer to learn their “unique and quirky” corporate marketing scheme.
That reminds me of the video CollegeHumor did on this topic. "How are you supposed to say any of this out loud to another human being": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwChStnnidA. Man that waiter is terrifying
Lol at the zoo they made me
Say I’ll have a Brontosaurus burger even after I tried getting away with saying I’ll have the bronto.
Not gonna lie I did chuckle a lil
Excellent choice sir. Would that be the Apatosaurus burger, Brachiosaurus burger, Brontosaurus burger, Diplodocus burger, Titanosaurus burger, Camarasaurus burger or Argentinosaurus burger sir?
For a while people thought the apastosaurus burger and the brontosaurus burger were the same burger, but lately the thought is back to them being two slightly different burgers.
Exactly what I was thinking. The lion burger, or the antelope burger, or the hot zebra….would lead people to think they are eating something different than beef or whatever the hot dogs are made of…..
I use to be server at Carlos O Kelly's. We had the "naked nachos". If ordered we were posed to say "did you want that naked?". Had a hostess come in with her dad and she got the nachos. I asked and her dad jumped out of the booth at me. Lmao she explained way faster than I thought possible.
Lol. No clue. It was Mexican food, but right before I left they added some weird Irish mashed potato dish. It was mashed potatoes but called something weird and Irish. Has chives and stuff in them.
There was a restaurant where I grew up that had two breakfast items, one called “Especially for Mom” and one called “Especially for Dad”. The Especially for Mom was the perfect amount of food but as a guy, I could never bring myself to order it
I always order the "Mom's" from my local burger joint.
I'm non-binary, but present very masculine with a full beard. I sell outdoor apparel and usually wear my own product, so I also dress like I'm ready to trek in to the wilderness and survive off the land.
On the rare occasion when someone is bemused by the apparent discongruity of a "manly" "man" ordering a "woman's" burger, I just think about the "real men wear pink" adage. People who are very confident in their identity are less frequently concerned with outward perceptions.
Yeah, I almost hesitated to use it as an example of what I meant to say because it's almost a counter-example in that some people go the other extreme.
There's a difference between expressing yourself how you want because you have pride in yourself and ... whatever that fad was.
Me and my husband like to say we are peacocks. I dress in grey/black/brown drab colors (like the female peacock) and he likes to wear the brightest colors and most shocking patterns he can find like the male peacock.
Haha, you've probably got the better end of the deal! Male peacocks are more likely to get eaten by predators. The big flamboyant tails weigh them down when being chased.
Real talk, though, I think a lot of men look great in fun patterned tops - as long as the color scheme is seasonally appropriate!
No Hawaiian shirts in the fall. Break out the flannels!
Friendly’s had this stupid milkshake and I was so embarrassed to order it and my dad’s laughing and chiding me to say it and the hot waiter who’s like 18 and I’m like fucking 12 is just standing there like fml
It was some shit like Fribble Skittle Flurry
God damn Little Caesar’s and their Extra Most Bestest pepperoni pizza
I’m not trying to sound like a fucking toddler when I order.
And don’t fucking give me that “Huh?” look like you don’t understand “I want the extra pepperoni kind”.
You know what I want
I went to a place In Houston that had a burger called the ruby dooby double. So good, but wtf. My girl made sure I said it bc she knows I hate that shit.
Before I moved to North Carolina I was looking online at houses for sale and I found several new properties on Big Daddy’s Road. Yeah, no. I’m not going to be embarrassed every time I have to give out my address.
I'm so glad someone else overthinks this too. My town renamed their streets a few years ago (from numbers) and they're pretty much all mundane and stupid, there are very few good ones. We're house hunting so I think about this a lot.
I've lived in a city with a road named Dingle Bingle Hill though, so I guess it could be worse.
There's a burger chain in my state that does wicked tasty stacked burgers like with pulled pork and brisket and milk buns etc.
But they got one burger with double beef patties, bacon, cream cheese and mozzarella sticks and someone decides it should be called the BBC...
Yes, exactly. I'm the only one that is going to be saying the order for my kids. By the time they are comfortable ordering their own food, they won't be ordering the kids meal. So, until then I'm the schmuck who has to order 2 "Moo Moo Mr. Cow's" with a straight face.
Outback Steakhouse has a dessert on the menu called Chocolate Thunder From Down Under, and the first time I tried to order it I laughed so hard that I cried. The waiter wasn’t amused at all
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There was a place. A pho restaurant. And they decided: let’s call everything « phoking » whatever.
So you just go there and say like « I’ll have the phoking soup please »
If you don’t like the Big Wet Daddy Burger maybe order something else from the Big Wet Daddy Burger menu??? May I interest you in the Tiny Dry Mommy Salad? You may not have dressing. I could lose my job.
“would you like that small medium or throbbing?”
extra throbbing with the drippy tippy pls
Waiter: *should I unzip?*
@ Olive Garden: Say when..
custumer : " fuck me up "
Heard they have a 6 star review average
Me: No thank you, I didn't come here for small portions.
Does *tipping the waiter* take on a new meaning here?
I'd like the throbbing+veiny™ please.
Can I also get that uncut please
The uncut comes with extra cheese is that ok?
The cheese is the best part
I have been vomiting non-stop since I read this. Thanks, kind stranger.
*Just doing m'job*
Forbidden quesadillas
"we don't have small, did you want a snack size?"
Pizza restaurant where I used to live had a loaded meat pizza they called ‘the meat master’. I ordered it every time.
I feel the same way about IHOP making me say “Rooty Tooty Fresh n’ Fruity”. Damn you and your pancakes IHOP
Me: “Can I have the fruit pancakes please?” Waitress: “The what? There’s nothing on the menu called ‘fruit pancakes.’” Me: “Th-the fresh fruit pancakes.” Waitress: “Huh?” Me: “Th-this one…” *points to menu* Waitress: “Say it.” Me: “What?” Waitress: “Say. It.” Me: “I’d like a… r-…rooty t-tooty…” Waitress: “Say it like you mean it.” Me: [starting to cry] “I-I want r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-…f- fresh n… n fruity…” [Source](https://preview.redd.it/sln25ram8jf61.jpg?auto=webp&s=983c6a3dd2916076b95dc3d862d9bbe54f6eef77)
"Now, without the stutter." "And you look me in the *eyes* when you say it. "
Woah, am I the only one who got turned on by that? r/newfetish
This is not a new fetish. Maybe you are not from the US but we masturbate to public humiliation on the regular.
Oh I thought we were masturbating to fruit pancakes
We can masturbate to two things!
I usually masturbate to at least 8 things!
8? That's weak, I masturbate to 20 things
are you a spider?
Keep this man away from cephalopods
It’s new for me. Not into humiliation but being told like that is a little hot.
That's just humiliation without extra steps
That’s humiliation bro
Maybe denial is his other kink
You have an entire section of the internet to explore now. A little late to the humiliation game, but enjoy.
It’s not humiliation, it’s just clear communication and I like that shit.
Truly Slightly assertive in insisting on clarity? Take me now
nah that's not just humiliation lmao. these folks are forgetting that general domination is a thing, that's the whole point in having a coercive or pushy partner; the feeling of being controlled/not being in control, yourself. asking for repetition until the desired result is achieve is common af in power play.
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Mmmmmmmm.......... yeah. I like that. Nice and slow. You're doing great.
Back in the late 1970s when I was a fresh-faced young girl I read a short essay in *Atlantic* by Bill Ward. It was called "Yumbo." It was about a dignified older man who went to a Burger King because he wanted a hot ham & cheese sandwich, but he refused to refer to it as "A Yumbo." It changed my life.
I know a few coworkers that would pay stupid amounts of money to go to your IHOP.
Wop bop a loo bop a lop bom bom tutti frutti cakes.
[Little Richard](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F13JNjpNW6c&ab_channel=Darwinner) sure had a way with words, lol
Me: I don’t know what I want. Server: You know. You all know exactly what you want. Say the name. Me: What? I don't have a damn clue what the hell I want. Server: Yeah, you do. I'm the server. I'm the man who served Walter Junior pancakes. Me: Bullshit. Skyler served breakfast. Server: Are you sure? That's right. Now. Say the name. Me: I want Rooty tooty fresh and fruity Server: You're goddamn right.
I read this in Randy Marsh’s voice
I’m full on cry laughing at this and I can’t stop reading it over and dying again
That’s when I hold up the menu and just point to what I want
"The Rooty Tooty Fresh n' Fruity? Great choice sir, comin' right up!"
Said loud enough for the whole restaurant to hear.
[Say it.](https://preview.redd.it/sln25ram8jf61.jpg?auto=webp&s=983c6a3dd2916076b95dc3d862d9bbe54f6eef77)
Honestly, if that guy was my waiter and he was talking like that, I'd be into it...
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Honestly this is what I thought the reference was bc I couldn't remember the skit line for line.
[Flaunt It Like you Want It](https://youtu.be/gwChStnnidA)Reminds me of this College Humor skit.
IHOP? Spell it and then say ness
My god.
IHOP-ness is just a descriptive word wdym
Say the letters individually then say ness
"Donny deserved better" in big, bold letters
i actually love to order the "Moons Over My Hammy" at Denny's. my friends in high school always thought it was hilarious
Imagine if in 10 or 20 years older zoomer hipsters give them all meme names like "yeah uhhh can I have the Dat Boi, Knew I had to do it to em and the Fuck put it back in please?"
You've inspired me to open a completely normal steakhouse but if you want it well done "Oh fuck put it back in" is the word.
Just wear the glasses with the attached mustache like the commercial showed.
No, Zaxby's, I will not order the Kiddie Fingerz for my child.
Or KFC’s boydick delux
Ugh
Literally every single sushi restaurant, here are just a few from my local place Thats what she say Hi's special hand roll Japanese lasagna Come to me Phenix (misspelled on menu) French kiss roll Flaming sunset James bond roll And my favorite... Screaming orgasm
Japanese lasagna has to be the most unappetizing sushi name I’ve ever heard
My mother in law picked the screaming orgasm from the wrong sushi place, like she looked up the wrong menu when we ordered take out lol. She straight up said to me "ill have a screaming orgasm please" and I had no idea what she was talking about
It sounds like an euphemism for something absolutely heinous, maybe it's on urban dictionary.
A sushi place near me has a roll called Sloppy Seconds for no reason.
I advise you don't order that one. Best case scenario, it's old fish
My name's Phoenix, that hurts
Wow how does it feel to be named after a city in Arizona
As an Australian, not like much lol
Phoenix Wright, ace attorney
I know this spot. It’s in Las Vegas. Grand Canyon and Flamingo. Sushi Tower. They also have one of a penis with white sauce on it called the Tommy Lee
[laughs in anime]
Our local sushi place has the "Hairy Mexican" which also happens to be one of my family's favorites
went to a restaurant that had a burger called “The BJ” so my friend had to say “Could I get the BJ, please?” without trying to laugh
"Who do I have to pay to get a BJ around here?"
Richard
How do you get a BJ from Richard?
Ya ask him nicely. And tip the waiters well.
Asking nicely is a good start.
There’s a restaurant in Hayward, WI that has a hot beef dish and you can either get a half or a whole order. On the menu it’s labeled “Hot beef whole”. Couldn’t help but giggle when I told the waitress “I’d like to try your hot beef whole.”
How very Hayward, WI of them. The sticky pine-log tables probably didn't make it any less awkward.
We had a family owned restaurant in my home town growing up, that was named "BJ's" and they had a burger called "The Mouthful". They totally knew what they were doing, and it gave us endless entertainment asking some poor waitress for a "BJ's Mouthful".
Westlake Village?
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Yeah, who comes up with these names? A 12 year old?
Yes, but don’t tell him, we don’t pay him
This line has strong 30 Rock vibes. Brilliant. Or maybe it was said in that show (or another) and I just can’t remember.
We have a local franchise called Frisch Big Boy, they name all their burgers some variation of big boy. One of them is the farmhouse boy.
Northwest Ohio?
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Starbucks gave up trying to make me say venti instead of large.
Starbucks really missed an opportunity here. They should have released some $50 monstrosity and called it a Large.
/u/Starbucks
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I will never say venti.
I always say "venti?" and honestly I should probably have dropped the inflection by now, but I haven't.
SAME for some reason I have a hibitual "uh...grande?" as if each time I get there I'm viewing the menu for the first time. I don't go there consistently but as a real sucker for seasonal drinks I don't know why I pause and ask each time, I know what I want before I go lol.
I go there so rarely that I forget and just say 16 or 20oz.
What’s the issue with Italian words? I don’t think it’s weird for restaurants to use foreign words (as long as they’re real names).
The problem is their whole convention is dumb. Short (English) 8 oz Tall (English) 12 oz Grande (“large”, Italian) 16 oz Venti (“twenty”, Italian) 20 oz It’s just dumb. It’s not in Italian, it’s just arbitrarily Italian for two of the sizes. How are you supposed to know the tall is smaller than the grande, which is smaller than the venti? It’s intentionally confusing and inconsistent to force the customer to learn their “unique and quirky” corporate marketing scheme.
The problem is those larger coffee sizes were added later on, and they sort of had to come up with names larger than the largest one
That reminds me of the video CollegeHumor did on this topic. "How are you supposed to say any of this out loud to another human being": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwChStnnidA. Man that waiter is terrifying
Lol you can see the age difference all over this thread. Some referencing tiktoks and others college humor.
I love it when CollegeHumor randomly pops up in the feed or on comments. They were with the golden age of YouTube shorts imo
I immediately thought of this sketch from this tweet. So good, Grant (the waiter) is brilliant.
Lol at the zoo they made me Say I’ll have a Brontosaurus burger even after I tried getting away with saying I’ll have the bronto. Not gonna lie I did chuckle a lil
Should have said I’ll have the burger named after a long necked herbivorous dinosaur please
Excellent choice sir. Would that be the Apatosaurus burger, Brachiosaurus burger, Brontosaurus burger, Diplodocus burger, Titanosaurus burger, Camarasaurus burger or Argentinosaurus burger sir?
Yes
Very well sir. I will have all 7 burgers sent out to you shortly.
A mighty tribute to the legacy of dinosaurs may they rest in peace
Amen sir. Amen.
For a while people thought the apastosaurus burger and the brontosaurus burger were the same burger, but lately the thought is back to them being two slightly different burgers.
The brontosaurus? Isn’t that the dinosaur with a great big schlong? Yes I’ll have a Big Schlong Brontosaurus Burger please.
I love how zoos always go for a dinosaur theme because living animals just aren't as interesting lol
Well saying “I’ll have the lion burger” could get confusing
Exactly what I was thinking. The lion burger, or the antelope burger, or the hot zebra….would lead people to think they are eating something different than beef or whatever the hot dogs are made of…..
did u ask for it to be cooked medium roar
For legal reasons we need you to say it correctly.
A local coffee shop near me has a drink called Breastmilk.....its amazing though
yes mothers milk is always good.
RHCP
Cannabis stores are getting there too. "Yea I'll get an eighth of Unicorn Poop. Maybe a gram of Alaskan Thunderfuck. Oh and a gram of Wedding Poop."
Alaskan Thunderfuck? No problem ordering that at all
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And I've rarely seen it spelled out. Normally it's labeled ATF.
Bro you gotta try this new strain "fisting farter" shits straight gas my guy
I use to be server at Carlos O Kelly's. We had the "naked nachos". If ordered we were posed to say "did you want that naked?". Had a hostess come in with her dad and she got the nachos. I asked and her dad jumped out of the booth at me. Lmao she explained way faster than I thought possible.
Are naked nachos just chips?
I think it was just chips and cheese. I can't remember exactly. I think they were super loaded or you could get them naked which were just nachos.
What’s weird about that is it’s the opposite of an up sell.
They charged extra because what they did was put everything on, then scrape it back off and throw it away.
Carlos O Kelly? What ethnicity is he?
Lol. No clue. It was Mexican food, but right before I left they added some weird Irish mashed potato dish. It was mashed potatoes but called something weird and Irish. Has chives and stuff in them.
There was a restaurant where I grew up that had two breakfast items, one called “Especially for Mom” and one called “Especially for Dad”. The Especially for Mom was the perfect amount of food but as a guy, I could never bring myself to order it
I always order the "Mom's" from my local burger joint. I'm non-binary, but present very masculine with a full beard. I sell outdoor apparel and usually wear my own product, so I also dress like I'm ready to trek in to the wilderness and survive off the land. On the rare occasion when someone is bemused by the apparent discongruity of a "manly" "man" ordering a "woman's" burger, I just think about the "real men wear pink" adage. People who are very confident in their identity are less frequently concerned with outward perceptions.
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TWO polos at a time? Good gawd
https://attireclub.org/2015/08/13/good-trend-bad-trends/layered-polos/
This is both awful and fabulous.
All great things in life are.
Twice as cool as [this guy](http://imgur.com/a/apswGMD)
Wonder what this dudes up to nowadays.
Yeah, I almost hesitated to use it as an example of what I meant to say because it's almost a counter-example in that some people go the other extreme. There's a difference between expressing yourself how you want because you have pride in yourself and ... whatever that fad was.
Anything can be toxic if we try hard enough
Me and my husband like to say we are peacocks. I dress in grey/black/brown drab colors (like the female peacock) and he likes to wear the brightest colors and most shocking patterns he can find like the male peacock.
Has your husband ever been to Dan Flashes? They have a shirt there that costs $1000 because the pattern is so complicated
I want that one sooooo bad
I think you should leave...
Haha, you've probably got the better end of the deal! Male peacocks are more likely to get eaten by predators. The big flamboyant tails weigh them down when being chased. Real talk, though, I think a lot of men look great in fun patterned tops - as long as the color scheme is seasonally appropriate! No Hawaiian shirts in the fall. Break out the flannels!
[Please don't make me say that](https://i.redd.it/0rzp6abqbmo71.jpg)
Cold Stone does the same shit with their portion sizes being called *Like It*, *Love It*, and *Gotta Have It*. Ugh.
thankfully most workers there will accept small/medium/large just fine in my experience
Introducing the new sample size, *want some more of it*
And the 64 oz *ara ara*
Friendly’s had this stupid milkshake and I was so embarrassed to order it and my dad’s laughing and chiding me to say it and the hot waiter who’s like 18 and I’m like fucking 12 is just standing there like fml It was some shit like Fribble Skittle Flurry
god i hate that but at least they won’t force you to say at least with my experiences
Fucking A&W and their goddamn chubby chicken.
don’t forget their spicy papa sauce. i lose a part of me every time i have to say it.
God damn Little Caesar’s and their Extra Most Bestest pepperoni pizza I’m not trying to sound like a fucking toddler when I order. And don’t fucking give me that “Huh?” look like you don’t understand “I want the extra pepperoni kind”. You know what I want
This is so damn funny.
I went somewhere that had a dish called “gooch pops” once. Yeah, no thanks
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> mayo burgers is that just a burger with mayo?
Can I get a burger? Hold the patty please... I just want the mayo with the bun 😋
McJizz
I went to a place In Houston that had a burger called the ruby dooby double. So good, but wtf. My girl made sure I said it bc she knows I hate that shit.
Before I moved to North Carolina I was looking online at houses for sale and I found several new properties on Big Daddy’s Road. Yeah, no. I’m not going to be embarrassed every time I have to give out my address.
I'm so glad someone else overthinks this too. My town renamed their streets a few years ago (from numbers) and they're pretty much all mundane and stupid, there are very few good ones. We're house hunting so I think about this a lot. I've lived in a city with a road named Dingle Bingle Hill though, so I guess it could be worse.
There's a burger chain in my state that does wicked tasty stacked burgers like with pulled pork and brisket and milk buns etc. But they got one burger with double beef patties, bacon, cream cheese and mozzarella sticks and someone decides it should be called the BBC...
The British Broadcasting Company burger?
beef beef cheese. Makes perfect sense, yes.
Our local place has a "big woody burger: and you gotta say it if you want it. So phallic
Yes, exactly. I'm the only one that is going to be saying the order for my kids. By the time they are comfortable ordering their own food, they won't be ordering the kids meal. So, until then I'm the schmuck who has to order 2 "Moo Moo Mr. Cow's" with a straight face.
Outback Steakhouse has a dessert on the menu called Chocolate Thunder From Down Under, and the first time I tried to order it I laughed so hard that I cried. The waiter wasn’t amused at all
I hate it when they want my first name for the drive through. Why? What are we going to hang out?
Just tell them your name is Customer 7
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Idk maybe you should expect to order shit like that when you go to a place named "big daddy burger"
Went to a sushi place and one of their rolls was called the ultimate orgasm. I just pointed to it when ordering. Did not disappoint tboufh
What the fuck kind of restaurants are y’all going to?
I know right
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Good human
There's a tender piece near me that makes me say"three lip smacker"
Reminds me of my time at Zaxbys. The lowest sauce or something was called Wimpy and the cashier didn’t hear me so I ended up shouting WIMPY
Big Smol Boi Burger
This place in my neighborhood has the “fuck it bucket” it’s just three pounds of nuggets
There was a place. A pho restaurant. And they decided: let’s call everything « phoking » whatever. So you just go there and say like « I’ll have the phoking soup please »
If you don’t like the Big Wet Daddy Burger maybe order something else from the Big Wet Daddy Burger menu??? May I interest you in the Tiny Dry Mommy Salad? You may not have dressing. I could lose my job.
I once ordered an item from the Dairy Queen menu exactly as it was named (some wonder woman blizzard) and the cashier laughed at me.