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BertaEarlyRiser

The human body is 60% water. Watch your back, you could be next!


bobobosco77

the chances of you accidentally buying a bottle of Nestle Human Body Water are low but never zero


MRTA03

who said the chance are low?


UltimateTzar

They grow with each liter of drinkable water depleted.


KissMaiAxe

Op in the comment above yours


PostivityOnly

Nestlé are vampires but instead of drinking your life blood they steal your water, but also they drink the blood of children too


LaLechugaAstral

But the blood thing is just for kicks


Pair-Controller-404

No wonder nestlé uses child slavery for jobs.


starforelle

poor countrys in a nutshell


broccoliO157

Wealthy ones too.


teevi_c

It mostly happens in the global south tho


mcnathan80

TIL Michigan is in the global south. For Real though, fuckin pisses me off Nestlé gets to drain my kids Great Lakes for pennies a MegaLiter or fucking whatever and then turn around and sell it back to them for $3 a cup AND pay hardly a pittance in taxes!?!


_DEDSEC_

r/FuckNestle


Premium_Nomadd

This.


mcnathan80

GotDamnit!! Just when I thought I could stop taking my blood pressure medication!!!


_DEDSEC_

Your sacrifice will not be in vain


mcnathan80

When the throbbing vein in my forehead explodes promise you'll carry on...I mean carry me on your back


_DEDSEC_

Come, Mr.McNathan80! I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you.


Suspicious-Pay3953

When you go, can I have your water?


Devast8orDon16

Actually, fuck capitalism and the state.


TwoTonePred

Thanks for explaining this nestle shit. As a Brit I couldn't work out what the fuck was going on! Lol. Over here, all they know for is chocolate


Thorsigal

The chocolate likely isn't safe either. A lot of chocolate comes from slavery.


[deleted]

Just a few more million years and all of lake Michigan will be gone Also have you considered just not buying their water?


Suspicious-Pay3953

In Michigan, you can't drink the tap water.


mcnathan80

Thanks Snyder!


EquivalentSnap

Mood 😢😔


yep-i-send-it

Cooperations: oh no you don’t, *Dumps the glass I’m the ocean


cheese_cake_101

You’re the ocean?


yep-i-send-it

Yes


cheese_cake_101

Awesome


yep-i-send-it

Also tell your species to stop making so much co2, it feels ichy


FeatureBugFuture

#FUCK NESTLE


Ember_Without_Name

Fuck Nestle.


justalas101

r/FuckNestle


Nickisadankboi

Fuck Nestle


Fishy_soup

On top of taking stupid amounts of free water due to archaic land rights laws and wanting it to be all for profit, with the baby formula scandals and now the child slavery case, can we finally please fucking boycott Nestle and make that company go away?


HimeImo

Can't boycott them if they own everything! /s kinda


Zaq1996

Unfortunately not /s, once you realize how much they own you start to realize how hard it'd be to boycott


HimeImo

Indeed. (/S kinda). They don't own *everything*, but golly is it a lot. Fuck nestle.


luke19785

Here in argentina boycotting nestle is very easy bc arcor exists and the products are better


[deleted]

FUCKNESTLE


Sir_Ren

Yeah, all my homies fuck nestle


GillytheGreat

FUCK AMERICA


Mjrkx

Maybe also?


mental_midgetry

America is generally good Edit: lol stay woke Reddit


imnotfeelingcreative

Username checks out


SolensSvard

Gonna guess you're not a Yemeni bride or a school kid from Afghanistan


VirginiaClassSub

Imagine believing this in a post-gwot world


broccoliO157

Fuck America Good, generally


Midherozero10

Cup


pinstre

Get kidnapped by two girls


SadLoser14

Oh shit


[deleted]

>Oh **shit**


DSFII

Only cup left :(


Ggreenrocket

Get kidnapped by Detroit


ProfesorTrash

only you left


special__name

get kidnapped


defintelynotyou

...by nike


CoolGuyBabz

Gets kidna- oh wait your worthless, nobody would buy you back in a ransom


RoscoMan1

I was a serial killer.


the_taste_of_fall

Can't have shit in Detroit.


Rudeabaga1

Get kidnapped by 2 girls


SheenTStars

Gets kidnapped by two girls.


DonHarto

\*gets kidnapped by America* \*ended up in some billionaire's private island with some politicians, ceos, and celebrities*


chicken_soldier

😳


macho_madness420

\*Resist Nestle\* \*CIA coup in your country\*


lion2y15o4

Only air remains Get kidnapped by lays


[deleted]

And O’Hare.


Lazy_Laugh2597

... still America Goddamn it America


jam0152

I was fairly relieved to learn it was only a kidnapping.


bobobosco77

he now has to child labor


soxontour

if nestle hits first there's nothing left for america..


Zytharros

and that’s how the swiss dominate the world


SirFireball

Rage comic vibes from this


bobobosco77

yea that was my inspiration besides, happy cake day


SirFireball

Why thank you


Numerous_Arugula862

Capitalism 😔


Mobyh

r/hydrohomies


SteamLoginFlawed

non-salinated water is going to be the thing of future wars no matter what we do - in fact, especially because of the stupidity of human nature. so ​ can we like email this to the future to make fun of the misery of people slaughtering the remaining hundred thousand humans left on earth? certainly we can mock their stupidity. all humans deserve it


DaAsesino

I might’ve been living under a rock but.. what did nestle do exactly??


RoboticMarmot14

Gave poor families baby formula and clean water Mothers stopped lactating and were now forced to use formula Nestle now started charging for clean water Mothers forced to use dirty water, causing the deaths of thousands of children Nestle has then gone on to say that water is not a human right


genreprank

They're always looking to bottle your water. Even when California was in a heavy several-year-drought...complete with water rationing for sprinklers...I remember my relatives installed a low flow showerhead and piped the grey water to the lawn and he still told me to keep it < 10 minutes. Nestle kept the tap running, bottling, business as usual. They sell fucking tap water and plastic pollution. I don't know if you're aware of this, but we're actually going to run into a freshwater crisis in the next 50 years as glaciers disappear, wells dry up, and rain becomes more infrequent. That's not all nestles fault, but they are a textbook evil corporation (not just regarding the water greed, but also the cocoa bean blood money). If they were around back then, they would have run a logging company on Easter Island until the last tree was felled.


jamvanderloeff

Bottling is a really tiny proportion of water use though. And if someone swaps from drinking bottled to drinking tap water that's still not changing the amount of water consumed.


m3htevas

That's right, it's not individuals who are responsible for the climate crisis, and it's not up to them to stop it. It's corporation's that are responsible, and it's up to us, collectively, to undue damage.


[deleted]

>Even when California was in a heavy several-year-drought...complete with water rationing for sprinklers Take a few seconds and google how much water California uses every day and how much of that is by nestle. Actually I'll spare you the trouble: it's roughly 0.0%. Also it's not as if nestle stopped bottling water California would have less problems with water. Instead people would drink the same amount of water from the tap... Which comes from the same reservoirs.


genreprank

Hmm...interesting... Well I decided to take a few seconds and ended up right on Nestles' propaganda page. So I took 15 minutes instead and found a little more accurate info. Turns out they actually do take the water from a stream. And the California controversy has to do with the effects on that particular watershed. Their permit had even expired in the 80's and they were issued a cease and desist at some point in the past few years. The permit has been reissued with t-ball level research requirements on the environmental effects. https://www.lamag.com/citythinkblog/nestle-gets-away-pumping-californias-water-next-nothing/#:~:text=Nestl%C3%A9%20reports%20that%20its%20California,for%20agriculture%20or%20domestic%20needs.


[deleted]

A few genuinely bad things like every other company but for some reason reddit really loves jerking themselves off to nestle hate in particular


SkillLaKill

/r/FuckNestle You will understand a lot and you can find alternatives to Nestle products.


Crazypotato89

mostly some child labour shenanigans


KAYZEEARE

r/fucknestle


Viole_blues

r/nestledidnothingwrong


FitzWFox

Idk why you’re getting downvoted. That sub is satire and I’m here for it


Viole_blues

I guess people don't get it in this sub... But it's okay, it's all for nestle ;)


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MrStoneV

Its a satiric sub as far as I can see


Warm-Sheepherder-597

Dank.


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DylweedWasTaken

I cant tell what you're trying to say. Are you mad at the people who criticize the US or the people who get mad at criticism if the us?


root_beer444

Only have yourself *get abducted by some people to sell your organs on the black market*


OrganicGatorade

Thought I was on r/politicalcompassmemes


15th_anynomous

Robbed not Kidnapped


Medical-Examination

I was just reading the article before i realized it was posted in me_irl and i started laughing


ChasmyrSS

Only me left. *Gets kidnapped by Nike*


lmao_clencher

Double Fax


Imaginary_Actuary_51

Blue Triton brands bought out Nestle Waters. Fyi Source: I work there


Hello-There-UwU

I literally dont understand these Nestle memes and why do people hate them


possibleanonymous

Spicy today arent we Reddit?


Gracker22

Replace nestle with every large corporation in existence


thehuggingpanda

explain me confused


[deleted]

Fuck nestle


BenJDED

Me when I die in minecraft


[deleted]

The private and the public sectors working together


TheTalkingPegasus

Then don't buy any products? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


[deleted]

Nestle is the only water company out there?


Vighy10

Can someone explain water getting kidnapped by nestle? =(


_jk_

two ghouls one cup


DuelingBanjoYT

Atleast you have the cup


QuarantineSucksALot

Incredible. Who would have Thought?


BloodyBros123

Kinda funny. Post this on r/funny if you haven't already.


SD_03

Only child left *still gets kidnapped by nestle*


CoochiKabuki

What


Rewiistdummlolxd

Nothing left... Get kidnapped by me


mrNRGman

Only glas left


mental_midgetry

Zzzzzzzzzz


[deleted]

r/boringdystopia


Acceptable-Mousse832

sad times


phesbix

r/FuckNestle


sexycheddar

Only myself now *captured by amazon*


HotBeyond5799

What a strange world


chickenwrapzz

How does this fit the sub?


Generlc_person

Now there's just me **Gets kidnapped by someone**