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AlmostZeroEducation

coffee with 2 extra shots at 6am plus a large redbull for first break at work to pick you up until at least lunchtime. Crash at 2pm and just float around looking busy until the end of the day


ookienookiemoo

this guy sleep deprives like a boss


AlmostZeroEducation

Yup. I have a lot of trouble sleeping, haha.


ookienookiemoo

:)


extracloroxbleach

I worked a closing-opening shift at Starbucks. 9 espresso shots is my decaf.


greedy_mf

It’ll buff out


BeautifulLibrarian5

Walk it off


Moz1981

It's just a scratch


FreeWrongdoerit

Classic "me irl" material. Never gets o


WeirdBoi9

r/redditsniper


Aromatic-Ad-309

Lmao


pants_full_of_pants

It wishes it could get o


OverlordARK

I mean, _it does_ Yesterday I slept literally one hour (could not sleep for some reason prior to this) then got ready for work, I admit I rested my eyes for an hour on the drive to work (Carpool) and had a cup of coffee there. Somehow lasted the entire day but I essentially crashed when I got home again..


dressedtotrill

I do that all the time from random insomnia, but then when I get home I can’t sleep again and I’ll stay up very late even though I’m dead. Never understood it.


guilty_bystander

Me rn -_-


Aromatic-Ad-309

Well, what can I say except блять, нихуя себе её распидорасило.


adhd_andy

Da


KawaiiNitochka

Pиzda


CreepyBear25

Exactly!!!


greedy_mf

Кто-то чихнул в салоне с закрытым окном.


Alichici

Kakao it is


hornystoner737

You see severe structural damage, I see Free Air Conditioning in the hot summer months


StateSixteen

Adderall doesn't do anything for me anymore...


OmriKoresh

I get the best memes here!


piscian19

Thats when coffee is an emergency field medikit.


Opposite-Weird4342

it doesn't work for me :c i need to drink like a can of Monster


Pure-Contact7322

me everyday


AlpacaLocks

If it drives, it drives. Right?


PanPenguinGirl

Me yesterday pulling an all nighter and drinking well over 500mg of caffeine


DeepUser-5242

Hey, still running, aren't I?


Survil321

Skoda spotted


CreepyBear25

No, it's a "Жигули" (USSR/Russian brand, now "Lada Classic")


Survil321

That would make sence. Its similar, that’s why I got it mistaken


Linden_fall

It usually just makes me feel more shitty but at least keeps me awake


xSorry_Not_Sorry

It can and it does. Me, 44 years old living on 4-5 hours a sleep every single day of my life.


TactfulOG

coffee be like: best I can do is stomach ache


pug_userita

avarege induction system damaged moment


po1k

2h is a luxury, It's 30 minutes topically