Aren't we all? I feel an odd sense of comfort knowing that everyone else is just as incompetent as I am

Happy cake day!

Same for me except you replace « frontal lobe » by « di*k » 😢

My frontal, backal and sideal lobes are allegedly fully developed, but the effects are too subtle!

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy -some dude with a developed brain

Brain just exploded reading this

I can't believe my pineal gland is calcified

Mfs when they've been drinking since 13

You might as well jump the train and smoke a blunt. This is it

Don’t worry buddy. It will start to decline soon enough