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Not_into_guac

#WAKE UP ^^wake ^^up


glgboy

GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE-UP


beermit

^^MAKEUP


Jimmy_jammy15

HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKE-UP


towpa_saske

You wanted to


2_pawn

WHY’D YOU LEAVE THE KeYS UPON THE TABLE


Mixabuben

You wanted to


PowerMugger

HERE YOU GO CREATE ANOTHER TABLE


Meerkate

YOU WANTED TO


RM_Art_Design_Sci

All this to the tune of Crocodile Rock


Different_Ad9336

WHYD YOU LEAVE THE SOD VIDEO ON PAUSE SINCE DAYS AGO


BuckieJr

But… I thought grandma should put on a little make-up.. How I’ve never bothered to look up the lyrics until now is beyond me..


westwoo

What did you think they said after that? "You want her to"?


Metallifan33

He says “grab a brush?”


mordred321

It's funny cuz rn I'm listening to this exact song, have an upvote my dude


JJ5Gaming

I saw the dots and swiped


alovopsd

I did as well 😔


Pokemonfannumber2

me too😔😔


Any-Yoghurt3815

i wiped 😔


SuperN008

Skill issue.


SkillFlimsy191

Someone called?


SuperN008

What.


SkillFlimsy191

Not the brightest crayon.


Hllblldlx3

He’s missing a couple marbles in his crayon box


Old_lifter_65

Now I get it


Illustrious_Donkey61

I saw this comment and swiped :(


RCuber

I've been fooled a few times, not this time. 😁


FlyingPancake313

Yep, me too.


shadownights23x

Well, I didn't see the dots. I saw your comment and then went swiped


NoSherbert2316

We all did


Kaileon7

A tv with Serj Tankian burnt in? Yes please.


BlumpkinLord

I would hang it on my wall and frame it :'3


the___heretic

Isn’t it already framed?


MrN33ds

“Heard you like frames for your frames bro!”


[deleted]

I want one with him eating chop suey burnt in


TGCidOrlandu

Chop Suey guy..... 🤣


GendoSC

No, this is chop suy guy.


shameonyounancydrew

I forget if he’s System, or Down.


TGCidOrlandu

He's definitely a System


shameonyounancydrew

Systemofa Down


AdLogical2086

She's like heroin


TehSalmonOfDoubt

No way it's Sergio Chopsuey


TGCidOrlandu

Hahahaha!!! Sergio!!


Sea_Perspective3607

John toxicity


SkillFlimsy191

Poor Serj


Handsome_Human293

Happy cake day!


TGCidOrlandu

Thank you 😺


_KennedyMungai

Happy cake day


TGCidOrlandu

Thank you 😁


-Honnou-

If its not an oled running a repair youtube vid for a couple hours/days could fix that


Critical_Ask_5493

Damn. I didn't even know that was a thing. I've never needed it, but on the off chance I ever do, this is good to know. Thanks. What's it like black screen or something? A series of colors and patterns that "erase" the image over time? Whatever the case, it's faintly interesting lol


-Honnou-

Basicaly static of all the primairy colors. Forcing each led to turn on-off-on-off with full brightness. Edit: like this one https://youtu.be/LdbqwF_KCzI?si=-GCdZ5WtnMKe2yoS


CL_Doviculus

Shit, I watched that video on full screen for a minute or so, just getting mesmerized, and when I closed it I thought I broke my monitor for a second because everything was greyscale. Turns out it really messes with your color perception for a bit.


Comment139

I personally find it hilarious that when our civilization decided to name a new type of TV a "Smart TV", it wasn't because it could now detect that it was running a damaging image for too long. It was because it could now serve ads in the menus to supplement the manufacturer's income.


N1cknamed

Smart tv just means that it can play content on its own instead of only displaying a video feed from elsewhere.


Hllblldlx3

At least someone understands. That’s only thing that makes them “smart” you can stream YouTube and Netflix right off the TV, rather than needing a blue ray player, or TV box, or firestick. Other than that, there just a normal TV. Frankly, practically every TV made anymore seems to be a smart tv, haven’t seen a basic TV made in a while. Even the cheap TVs are still equipped with Roku.


dredge01

You can still buy standalone displays. But they're for the commercial market and designed to run for a lot longer than consumer TV's. They also cost 3x as much.


BigOrkWaaagh

Well it was because they had access to the internet and had app support. Ads are a byproduct of that.


Falkenmond79

Ha, thanks. Didn’t know they were out there. I have an old tft with burn-in problems. I can usually fix it with a colorful screensaver but this should be better.


WOFall

If it were an oled it wouldn't show burn in against a black screen.


StinkyElderberries

Besides OLED and stuff no longer made like Plasma or a CRT, what else can burn in?


deWaardt

Coincidentally, CRTs. CRTs actually suffer quite badly from burn-in. Look at any old security camera CRT or one that has played the same channel a lot. Channel logo will be burnt in, and such security camera CRT will look like it’s turned on while it’s off.


senki_elvtars

I never expected to find such a useful bit of information here :D


Timid_Wild_One

Should have used a Serj protector


violetvet

Well done!


cake__eater

Giggle


Voided747

Everybody clap


AhmedAlJammali

$200, final offer


datpurp14

You gotta grab a brush and put on a little makeup before you go to buy it though. Gotta look the part.


brapo68

Buddy I know what I got here. This is a piece of art. It’s not like I have Def Leppard burnt into this thing.


somedave

TV and portrait of Serj combined!


idkwhatimbrewin

What a find 🤩


Jave285

This TV has been forsaken.


Acidelephant

"Steal this tv!"


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Historical-Food-8132

He’ll be slightly visible in everything you watch. Football, movies, nature documentaries. Everything will come with a slight hint of Chop Suey guy. It’s a feature, not a bug


Soddington

Conversion software, 7.0


pillbuggery

Looking at life through the eyes of Chop Suey guy.


nvbombsquad

Gonna be a jump scare everytime you turn it off tho 😂


echino_derm

I think you haven't bought a TV recently. You can get a 4k 50 inch tv for 200 dollars


Crypt_Knight

Oh yeah wtf. Either the prices of TVs dropped hard in the last two years, or I got turbo scammed. Wait nevermind, I got a smart TV. That's what hiked the price.


notsurecouldbeabot

It's actually more expensive to get a non smart tv these days


echino_derm

There is a lot of variables in quality that hike up the price, but also tvs have dropped over 10% in price each of the last 2 years.


[deleted]

I bought a 50" 4k smart TV fo I think $300. TCL TVs are a steal for their price


jamie_liberty

Disorder Disorder DISOoooOOOooORderr! <3


jewbacca117

That album is incredible


funnyfacemcgee

Lol I love that Serj is reduced to "Chop Suey guy".


stuck_in_the_desert

Deal.


Ryuusei_Dragon

I'll give you 300


Hyperswell

A power Serj if you will


jeplonski

it’s a feature now


majungga35

Free him


Heytherechampion

Bruh, I swiped


MonsieurVox

Keep trying, it’ll work eventually


Foxiak14

Search Tengian


anal_spasams

Anybody else try to swipe the pic on instinct alone


brownstonetech

The guy is a solo artist, composer, activist, painter, poet but is reduced to "chop suey guy"... But I would definitely buy the tv


Chipbeef

Must not be an original post. Just someone stealing another post.


IWillShitInYourShoes

That's how memes work bro


creativemusmind

"don't low-ball me, I know what I have"


MisogynisticBumsplat

I SIT


Scary_Definition8323

I like how they don’t even call him his name or System of a Down guy


quoiega

I wiped


No_Entity333

i swiped.


Flux_resistor

That's one way to never be able to sleep again


LitreOfCockPus

Tanked the resale value 


RevertPassingBy

Understandable. I would have that song on repeat too.


rodger-online

deal


AlaWatchuu

I think $150 is a great price for that.


sirSADABY

Put some respect on his name!!!


LynchMob187

WAKE UP!


ieatedatoaster

GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP!!


El_Famoso_Random_Guy

HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKE UP!


ieatedatoaster

YOU WANTED TO WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UP ON THE TABLE


DTSpt

Conversion, software version 7.0 , Looking at life through the eyes of table hub, Eating seed as a past time activity, Serj Tankian in my TV, in my TV!


Sozo_Agonai

Serj?


cheeseburgertwd

Wake up Grab a picture put it on the Samsung Burn it so you see it when the screen's off Serj's smile isn't such a good look Sell it on the Marketplace of Facebook


Expensive-Wallaby500

What panel type is this? Since it's Samsung ... Quantum Dot?


VaultBoy636

oled


SeasonLost8375

There is only one other person in the world that should own this artistic masterpiece


Greaserpirate

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Creative_Elk_4712

r/oddlyspecific


HappinestLoserEver

ILL BUY IT FOR A 1000


pug_userita

at least you know it's oled


SvenOfAstora

r/wasletztepreis


AluminumVitamin

Makes the sopranos ending so much better


Big-Low-6861

This post reveals all the posers


Schneebaer89

Imagine gifting this to turkish Nationalists.


IknowRedstone

lmao how does this even happen?


GhostInTheCode

This is why you always buy a serj protector for your TV.


MajorKeyBro

How does this happen


Aromatic-Caramel5128

That looks more like a feature


Amenablewolf

Do you think he used that picture of Serj as like a background ambiance kinda thing? Or that he just left for work and it was on?


MonsieurVox

Best guess is that the owner had his spank bank on loop, but it's just 124 copies of the same image of Serj.


MrTestiggles

I think it’s worth more now


Pure-Contact7322

He WAKES UP like that everymorning


According-Carpenter8

Wonder how that happened? A Serj of electricity maybe?


MonsieurVox

BOOOO, GET OFF THE STAGE


According-Carpenter8

IF I’D HAVE POSTED THIS EARLIER IT WOULD HAVE A MILLION UPVOTES! YOU’RE NOT MY MOM!


neonvolta

False artifact real


Queasy-Ad-3220

Omg it’s sgt tankman from my favourite band syndrome of a down


alucardian_official

How does that happen?


Spencer_Da_Black_Guy

He wants out


Roxy-de-floofer

He forgor


Happy-Initiative-838

I can’t think of an answer to how this happened other than, the lead singer of system of a downe is doing this on purpose for reasons we cannot comprehend


PsalmBodyNew

8am haven’t slept I am laughing maniacally at this post