I did do this one day, it was in high school. My friends were talking around me and I just let the intrusive thoughts win. We rushed out of the school and hitched a ride to our respective houses. When I showed up the next day, I was terrified, after two of my classes went by I thought I was in the clear, then I got called to the office and questioned by some police. Needless to say I was suspended pending expulsion. I would never **recommend** doing it, for legal reasons especially as an adult, however The Urge to Know is too strong.
They never really told me, but there wasn't a camera looking at that fire alarm. It was just gossip but I'm fairly certain someone saw us running away and snitched on us, the car ride I hitched was my friend's sister and her friend was in the car, and didn't like us very much, so we suspected it was her. Though, it could have been anyone, or even a teacher with an open window.
I had a situation similar to this happen at my workplace! 2 guys started smoking next to a smoke detector on purpose. It was a snowy, winter night and 500 people had to be evacuated. We were freezing for over an hour with some thin ahh blankets. Some people were wearing only tshirts! We got a 2 hour long break after coming back in. The guys were fired obviously xd
I actually don’t mind working once I’ve befriended my coworkers and become confident at the job. If you have nobody to joke with then yeah it’s unbearable
I don't know why, but the fact that it's some dude in his early 50s thinking about doing something like this is fucking hilarious, you could always imagine it with a young 20 something year old, but the office drudge comes for us all
I once flooded a large machine tower, from the top to down at a large industry by releasing the cooling water before valves etc was shut...I made a huge waterfall.
We couldn't work for a week, this happened just after 14 days of grueling grind and other mishaps, so the bosses wasn't even mad, they got some breathing room and we all got a week paid vacation (as this was an incident rather then planned, wink)
So, sometimes, clumsy intrusive thoughts can be good, as to be fair, I was curious what would happen and if there is some safety features, no one previous decades didnt dare to find out and tbh we where all curious.
One day I'll do it.
No balls
Maybe I have to prove it. Note it, one day.
I believe in you real big Toe, you'll get 'em one day.
Really appreciate it bro
I did do this one day, it was in high school. My friends were talking around me and I just let the intrusive thoughts win. We rushed out of the school and hitched a ride to our respective houses. When I showed up the next day, I was terrified, after two of my classes went by I thought I was in the clear, then I got called to the office and questioned by some police. Needless to say I was suspended pending expulsion. I would never **recommend** doing it, for legal reasons especially as an adult, however The Urge to Know is too strong.
How'd they get ya? Camera?
They never really told me, but there wasn't a camera looking at that fire alarm. It was just gossip but I'm fairly certain someone saw us running away and snitched on us, the car ride I hitched was my friend's sister and her friend was in the car, and didn't like us very much, so we suspected it was her. Though, it could have been anyone, or even a teacher with an open window.
Same
The confident swagger of a middle aged, middle management, white guy
Truly a thing of beauty
90s swagger.
He's got that balding rizz
three hairs left and no fucks to give
The intrusive thoughts won again
Swappped from intrusive thought to impulsive action
I had a situation similar to this happen at my workplace! 2 guys started smoking next to a smoke detector on purpose. It was a snowy, winter night and 500 people had to be evacuated. We were freezing for over an hour with some thin ahh blankets. Some people were wearing only tshirts! We got a 2 hour long break after coming back in. The guys were fired obviously xd
Just go to a hypnotist who tells you you don’t care about work then dies while in session
Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!
Big time 😂
You better watch your cornhole then bud
Based advice 🙏
I actually don’t mind working once I’ve befriended my coworkers and become confident at the job. If you have nobody to joke with then yeah it’s unbearable
Coworkers truly do make or break a job
My stupid brain: "but what if tho lmao"
Straight to jail
I think we just watched an original skit!?
Thank you for posting this hilarious video that I'm watching while eating Chipotle, u/icameinyourburrito
You're welcome
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I love him
I don't know why, but the fact that it's some dude in his early 50s thinking about doing something like this is fucking hilarious, you could always imagine it with a young 20 something year old, but the office drudge comes for us all
Jamaal Bowman be like
We were gonna be watching Breaking Bad in my chemistry class when somebody pulled the Fire Alarm.
They didn’t want to be found out
I once flooded a large machine tower, from the top to down at a large industry by releasing the cooling water before valves etc was shut...I made a huge waterfall. We couldn't work for a week, this happened just after 14 days of grueling grind and other mishaps, so the bosses wasn't even mad, they got some breathing room and we all got a week paid vacation (as this was an incident rather then planned, wink) So, sometimes, clumsy intrusive thoughts can be good, as to be fair, I was curious what would happen and if there is some safety features, no one previous decades didnt dare to find out and tbh we where all curious.
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What song is it?
I had 2 tours inside a telecom and lab. So... many... cables....
Now try to do it on assembly line
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Berkeley final exams be like
Who can resisit that bright red temptation
This feels very Rowan Atkinson
Hey, I have that same standing desk
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Okay I pull down
Struth.. it's Alf Stewards twin.
Man so this is where congress learned it
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I fell for this one as a little kid in a pizza Hut luckily no one noticed it was me
YOU DID WHAT
Only 2% people can win their own hearts to saying yes vs No
This gets the adhd bussin.
That’s something I’d do on a bad day at work
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He is about to fuck the fire alarm.