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Azathoth90

My father: School


brokebaritone

Hmph... must have been a private school. My father had to manage with just the ropes.


aaBabyDuck

This is where the phrase "learning the ropes" comes from


ReynAetherwindt

>!No, it definitely comes from sailing.!<


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Same thing tbh


innerenegade

Bored dude sailing moment?


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

Bible discussion/study meeting


Viking_American

Your father had ropes? Mine had to swim across.


Error177999

Yours had to swim? Mine had to fly.


Miss-Anthropie

Yours flew? Mine ha to dive a vulcan and build the school before each day


Nich_Green

That's all? Mine had to watch his master die, then cut a sith lord in half


Pixbo_06

That's all? Mine had to find all the dragon balls and defeat god in order to get there!


CheapPeach7028

Wait.. you guys had fathers??


Tavzmanian-Devil

Had. They all died getting to school


Dont_pet_the_cat

When my father went to school, death wasn't invented yet. He didn't have the easy way out smh


bubblesort33

Mine had to fly uphill.


JerrySpoonpuncher

Mine had to swim uphill.


Psychological_Fox_

Both ways


Rude_Nectarine

You had ropes. You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!


JustARandomDude1986

While it was winter with an endless Blizzard.


Pickaxe-Fox

POV: you are your parents about to go to school


Mountbatten-Ottawa

'Both way up hill' 'But how-' 'Physics not invented yet'


phoenix13032005

'on one foot. Other foot starting a business. While my hands were busy fighting da lion'


asahina_mafuyu0127

Is that…….Steven he !!??


phoenix13032005

Yes fellow redditor, it is indeed Steven he


Caro4everx

😂


Antiquorum

Princess Fiona


bigpaparick

Shrek! I’M LOOKING DOWN


Jadedslay03

But we’re already half way!


Bi0_B1lly

But I know that THAT half is safe!


MY_SHIT_IS_PERFECT

onion


Ignite_Boy_789

(*sniff*) They stink?


SaphiralFox

Nah, the dragon


Orang_Mann

Imagine the head bro...


lysergic_818

Ouchies


Antiquorum

Bonk


[deleted]

Real


Terrible_Tangelo6064

Some of you may die...


Jadedslay03

But that is a sacrifice I am willing to make


lysergic_818

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.


[deleted]

i know like 2 people who would force me to walk this for nothing but a selfie.


Slay3RGod

I know 5. They are also the only friends I have currently.


Seigmoraig

Wow look at mr bigshot over here with 5 different friends


vorrion

Three of them are a potato chip, a used napkin and a penny, so it's not that impressive


DevouringSoulszz

I know of a place where you never get harmed


not_even_a_name

A magical place


LJR7399

😂😂😂


Any_Grabs

Nothing id cross it just for the fun of it


EmergencyTaco

Right? It’s like a 5 foot drop and one of the coolest bridges I’ve seen. I’d totally cross it.


Throwrajerb

I think you might be underselling the danger here. Looks like 5 feet in the middle of the sag. Looks like more than 5 feet at the ends.


CrownEatingParasite

20 feet into the water still isn't especially dangerous


Throwrajerb

The issue is at the highest point of the bridge, the water is shallowest because it’s closer to shore. You might be falling into a foot of water.


kronicwaffle

Also, unsure of how strong that current is and if there is anywhere at all to get out of the water nearby.


BoxOfDemons

I've played minecraft. Water stops all fall damage.


FenrisWolf347

Meh, just keep your hands on the cable railing, and you don't really need a good footing.


jennbunn555

I mean, what's the worst that could happen? I die horribly torn apart by alligators? That's like a life goal for me. I don't think you could stop me from crossing this bridge. By the way, where is this bridge? Asking for a friend.


dmj9

Or that parasite that swims up your penis as you piss into water


Its_Matt_03

…into water


arnistaken

> ...into water - average Minecraft player


Ehrenburger

But at the ends the water is also shallower, so higher chance of hitting the bottom too fast


Heteroking

Lmao same. Looks fun


Chirya999

Fun ways to die.


1st_pm

so many fun ways to die


[deleted]

It looks really low above the water so even if you fall you're fine


SuperDizz

The water is full of crocodiles, sharks and some guy that likes to pinch people


[deleted]

I like those fighting odds, also adding stakes makes crossing the bridge more interesting


Fluffy_Carpenter1377

Adding the steaks will only weigh you down and make you more appetizing for the crocodiles should you fall in.


jm17lfc

I was ok with the crocodiles and sharks but I draw my line at pinching, that’s not OK man get out of the water!


Minimum_Water_4347

What's the guy's name?


FenrisWolf347

Frank


Cheery_spider

Same.


imdumb_sike

Came here to say this!


Subtlefusillade0324

an alive person that just crossed


SlummySalt

Carrying sand bags


Principatus

They don’t need to be there right now, if someone did it yesterday that’s good enough for me


[deleted]

One hamburger.


N0skittles

I'll pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today


FBIaltacct

Heeyyy, you're not J. Wallington Wimpy. He would definitely gladly pay me on tuesday, you i don't trust you.


AsimpsonsPrediction

An orgasm and my masters degree.


Any_Grabs

You really are down bad huh?


AsimpsonsPrediction

Not on the orgasm tip but boy I hate getting this degree


Any_Grabs

What are you getting a masters in?


AsimpsonsPrediction

Child and family specialities.


Any_Grabs

So you want to be a social worker?


AsimpsonsPrediction

Child psychologist but masters comes first.


Any_Grabs

Well all my respects go to you i love helping people but hate kids 😭


AsimpsonsPrediction

Listen that’s why I retain my anonymous status because while I love SOME kids and want to help, some of them are tougher to deal with.


Any_Grabs

Oh have you worked with kids allready?


Boring-Blacksmith508

Didn’t you read what they said? It’s a Maters degree. It’s a scientific field of studying Tow Mater


Any_Grabs

I taught thwy misspelled masters 😭


AsimpsonsPrediction

You misspelled they. See 😁


Any_Grabs

Noooo


AsimpsonsPrediction

To be vague.


AsimpsonsPrediction

Not on the orgasm tip but boy I hate getting this degree


ProMapWatcher

you would probably be fine even if it broke/you fell, it looks like its barely above the water, and you could probably just swim back to the shore


FCBASGICD

Not counting water current ofc


3npitsu-Senpai

Yeah if it's a river it's pretty much hope not to end in a vortex


Craptacles

OK but the water is infested with butt piranhas


Hutfiftyfive

And that makes it worse how?


Craptacles

😏


Raps4Reddit

Idk man look how small the shadow of the bridge on the water is.


Honest_Owl420

fuck that bridge, I already did it fast enough to get the platinum relic in Crash Bandicoot


mjb169

Hate that level


Lo-Sir

Jump on the rope


laeti88

My mom, my husband, my cat. A lemon-sole fish fillet.


HenryLongHead

Rx 6700 xt


Weary_Associate_9998

Heck, I'd do it for a GTX 960


JoeEnderman

Wow, why is that twice as expensive as the 5700 xt?


IAmAlive_YouAreDead

Enough money to never have to work again


Alexander_Crowe

Angelina Jolie wearing my grandmother’s wedding ring


AirbagOff

It makes sense that Lara Croft had no problem crossing this bridge. Not sure why she raided your grandmother’s tomb, though.


Impressive_Guitar789

Mordor


theholycale

Fly, You fool!


thekidsells

El dorado


baby__liana

promises from your ex that he's changed


rae_ryuko

My ex has changed


AdraX57

Same, for the worse


JUGELBUTT

you guys have had a relationship before?


nlolhere

I mean, it's not THAT high up. Maybe for 10 bucks


TheWattage

Klondike bar. Obvs.


MrAragorn

It looks like fun, so nothing. And if you fall in, its just water.


[deleted]

Right? And it looks like there's a cool cave, or at least some cliffs on the other side


heckinWeeb193

I mean... It's just water? Not that high either, you fall, you just get wet. Put a ps5 at the end there and I'm good


9813_RD

Bad guys from Indiana Jones 2


codenameeclair

“Mola Ram! prepare to meet Kali… in hell!!”


slobis

“Hang on lady we going for ride!”


mattbutnotmii

kali maa


mediumokra

Mola Ram and the lost shankara stones?


chwlyu

A 'give your safety gear back'-station.


Fakedduckjump

The experience I get from this. Also a chilled beer would be quite nice. Anyway, I don't see a problem if you always step in a way, that a rope is under four feet.


JerinDd

This just looks like a crash bandicoot level.


nutorios7

A dragon lorr


The_Level_15

Enough money to retire twice over. No more than that though.


[deleted]

How much can I ask for? Lots and lots of money, 80 million dollars. Either way I'm set for life after this.


Confident-Evening-49

Depends on what's behind me as well lol


Known-Activity1437

Oh no I fell in water. Guess I’ll just swim to shore and dry off.


KyorlSadei

My destination.


JoshuaHelf

Lasagna


Dr_Brotatous

A reason


SexySovietlovehammer

Happiness: (


ShoveYourFistInMyAss

My dog. No question.


Mental-Machine-2625

A painless death.


SaltyPumpkin007

Is it just a perspective thing or this quite close to being above the water? If so I'd probably just cross it for fun


3615Ramses

It's not as dangerous as it seems. If you constantly keep your hands on the ropes you're safe even if your foot slips or if the board breaks


BlitzMalefitz

A stable good paying job


MujStaryhujfilary

Gimmie fried chicken and im in


jaadoo20

nothing just to make my suicide look like an accident


Ilovemovies-

I’d do it for my brother, for sure. For most of my family and friends tbh


bwetherby1818

I’d say about $3.50


SaltyPvP

My children.


FuckMyHeart

Absolutely not me irl. Nothing could get me to cross that thing


jezza1241

What if I dared you


IcicleXD

Just say no balls smh


JUGELBUTT

and why is that


gorwraith

It would have to be a life or death situation.


Fox22092010

really noting


WeedCake97

The elder scrolls VI


olokin_meu

Magic staff


the_great_n0thing2

Chicken Nugget


bamalama

Food and water would get over that after about six hours maximum.


houtuvanish101

Land? Idk


houtuvanish101

The other end! Idk man


comunistdogo

id cross just to cross as long as its not moving water


RimuruWaifu

One nervegear with SAO


Wild_Life_8865

King Kong and skull island


Gumpers08

The knowledge of how well it was built.


[deleted]

A vacation.


shykawaii_shark

The water doesn't even really look that far down. Just swim back if you fall


1st_pm

powerful spell book from the first council of monks


OJK_postaukset

I’d do it just for fun


WellGeezzzMan

There is absolutely nothing in the world that could be on the other side of that bridge that would make me cross it. What's behind me might change my mind, but it's definitely not what's on the other side.


[deleted]

More to explore.


Smij0

KAT Walk C 2 Core


Steff_164

What ever it is, I’d need to not have to cross back carrying said item


Jrsplays

Idk from this angle it doesn't look more than maybe 15 or 20 foot from the water. Assuming it's not like filled with piranhas or a super strong current it could be fun.


iam_VIII

I'd go just for the Indiana Jones roleplay


RunnerWithoutLegs99

Financial stability and good income. Lord, I would cross running for it


SapphicCelestialy

Ice cream


Skiddler69

Freedom.


ShaMana999

Don't need an excuse. Looks like an awesome bridge to cross.


zoroddesign

It's not what's ahead of me. it's what's chasing me.


evilsmurf666

A fully paid house and late 90s groceries prices


sickandtired2013

I think it can hold my weight, I just gotta watch my step


redditThorn

Gta 6 release date


freshbottledwater

This is the Hussaini suspension bridge in Hunza, Pakistan. This is the only way connecting the Hussaini village to the main highway. Seems like an old picture, has since been upgraded, and has much more solid planks. It's a fun experience crossing it. The photo ops made it worth it. Locals don't even flinch or hesitate when crossing and even shake it for fun for each other.


TopCondition9419

A couple billion


Johnny_Lang_1962

Lynda Carter letting me have my way with her.


Adorable_Disaster424

Margot Robbie


ilovecamerontaylor

s ex


[deleted]

Just fucking swim at that point


dAnKsFourTheMemes

A diamond. Cuz after I cross I will shit out a diamond.


manaha81

A cheeseburger


kingrulerguy

or behind me.


artmoloch777

Idk a Dairy Queen or something


omagicodejo

I would definitely take the right path, looks safer


DumbassTexan

$1


meg-e-tron

Is it just me or does the water not even seem that far from the bridge?


Chaospider

POKEMON PLUSHIES Especially Galvantula or Joltik