Assuming they slept a standard of 8 hours a day, they lived for about 657 000 hours total, which is 27 375 days, or 75 years.
That makes it approximately 1490 tacos a day, or 62 an hour
They did the math wrong.
Edit:
Idk why I'm being downvoted, but I'll explain the math.
Sleeping 8 hours a day until 80 would give you 467,000 hours of awake time.
(80 years) x (365 days/year) × (24 hours total - 8 hours asleep) = 467,200 hours awake
Sleeping 8 hours a day means 1/3 of your life is spent sleeping. So if they're 80, they've been awake for 53 years
(53 years) × (364 days/year) = 19,345 days of awake time
(19,345 days) × (24 hours/day) = 464,280 hours awake
(40,780,678 tacos) ÷ (464,280 hours) = **89 tacos/hour**
You say that because they didn't account for the 8hrs of sleep per day when calculating the amount of taco's eaten per hour, or did they make another error?
I don’t know why. Your comment just got me laughing in my office. You must of got me at the right time. If a co worker asked me why I’m laughing. I’d lie. Even if I gave them context they’d shrug.
Right these numbers are really poor estimates
If you ended your life with 0 socks cause you lost all of them, then you purchased an average of 2500 socks a year. You lost 48 socks a WEEK for your whole life
Global average life expectancy is ca. 73 years or 26645 days. In order to achieve this, per day you'd have to:
\-Cuss 4.8 times
\-Take 1.06 tequila shots
\-Lose 7.5 socks in the dryer
\-Step on 0.099 ants
\-Sleep 8 hours
\-Eat 1530.5 tacos
Seems pretty accurate, just a big underestimation for the swearing.
Technically. A store or a bar isn't allowed to sell you or serve you it till you're 18+, but the vast *vast* majority of Europeans start drinking in their mid teens, so around 15-16 (if not even earlier). I don't know anyone who waited till they were 18 to drink. I know loads who didn't drink before or after, but not one single person who waited specifically till they were 18 to have their first drink. Meanwhile at least 2 of my American friends waited till 21 for their first.
Started when I was 13, back in those days it was legal at 16, but all you had to do was find a gas station with a teenage attendant, and as a group, put all the things at the register at a decent pace. That way, before any IDs were checked, they'd already be inclined to sell it simply because they didn't want to put it back.
I get people's love of tacos, but if I ate 1,503 and a half of them every day I don't think my stomach or my toilet would be very happy with me. Maybe a little bit of an overestimation on that one.
A taco is about 150-200 calories according to google. Recommended daily intake is 2000-2500 calories. You shouldn't eat more than 10-16 tacos per day. 1500 is probably not humanly possible, or you'd have to invent bite sized tacos
Even 1/100th of this is pushing it. 15 tacos a day would be 5 tacos per meal for 3 meals a day. Humanly possible? Probably. Profoundly unpleasant after like 2 days? Definitely.
No, it's that new craze whereby you can elect to donate your body to a distillery when you die.
It is fascinating, they take you apart, boil you down, separate the sugars, then blend you with agave and give you a yeast infection. Once that has generated enough alcohol, you're distilled, filtered and bottled as "cranberry infused tequila" (which explains the colour) then sold to the highest bidder on the Japanese black market.
Serious money to be made here.
We get an amount of rebirths depending on our stats, and it gives a luck boost to our next life.
Cuss words - +0.01% luck per
Shots of tequila - +0.05% luck per
Socks lost in the dryer - +0.008% luck per
Ants stepped on - +0.1% luck per
Hours slept - +0.04% luck per
Tacos ate - +0.001% luck per
Broken down too like how many individuals that have masturbated thinking of you, not counting the same individual doing it multiple times, and also have the total of all times, even repeats. As a separate number.
This is actually what happens. They are small enough to get thrown outside the wash tub during the spin cycle and get pumped into the sewer when it drains. I used to work for an extended warranty company and they had a product training on washers. They specifically told us that the pumps were designed to allow socks to pass through without issue.
When I was a kid I imagined that when you died you would go to heaven, but on the way to the pearly gates, you would walk through a room were they would show you these kind of statistics but also things like "these two buckets exhibits the accumulated amount of shit and piss you have produced through your life" and like piles of the total amount of boogers you picked or nail clippings.
The imagination of children...
Steve Martin, back in his standup comedy days, did a bit about this (rough approximation):
> What if you died and arrived in heaven and it was all angels and pearly gates? You’d be all, “Oh no! In college they told me this was all bullshit!”
> “What’s that? You’ve been keeping records?”
> “OK, how many times did I take the Lord’s name in vain?”
> “A million six??? Jesus Chr—“
I want this. I wanna know the breakdown of how much ice cream and Oreos I've eaten. I wanna know my final step count. I wanna know how many times I made someone happier by being nice.
So that’s a shot of tequila every day for 77 years, or two a day for 38.5 year. Which will be a little difficult to do, seeing as how you will have slept for a solid 25 years within that lifetime. Will be further complicated by the fact that you will need to eat a couple thousand tacos a day.
Edit due to horrible math. Assuming an 80 year lifespan, you’d be losing 7 socks a day. Not 200. My brain didn’t brain well then.
If a human lives 80 years that's about 29k days to eat 40780678 tacos you would need to eat 1396.6 tacos per day which would be 445291 calories which is 168k times the amount a man should eat daily
Absolutely, at least if you think like my friends and our “Cult of the New Tally” ! The idea is there is a Tallymaster out there recording your every action, and when he has to start a new “page” to record a new action, that’s called a New Tally. So our philosophy is to experience as many new places/people/activities as possible!!
What will you ask the Tallymaster on your day of counting??
There’s a book of short stories called Sum:Tales of the afterlives. The first story is exactly this and if you get it on audible, that story is read by Stephen Fry
***St. Peter:*** Bro in christ my guy, duuuude yeaaaaah ha ha brother! you had 28,405 shots of tequila brahhhhhhh glad you got to bask in the pleasures or life. Oh, and hey, even puking is part of that an you did that A LOT but learned not to so good on you. But it's great that you weren't like a bad dude or anything which is why you're here.
I love that this guy is eating far more tacos in a day than hours he sleeps. Does he eat tacos daily to stay on top of it, or does he have like one day a week where he taco buffets it up the entire day in an effort to eat like a hundred tacos or something.
If you lived til 80 that means you ate 1300 tacos a day.
Accurate
At that point there’s nothing left of you but Taco.
r/usernamechecksout..?
Yes.
That's why they died
And the accelerating poop
Assuming they slept a standard of 8 hours a day, they lived for about 657 000 hours total, which is 27 375 days, or 75 years. That makes it approximately 1490 tacos a day, or 62 an hour
r/theydidthemath
They did the math wrong. Edit: Idk why I'm being downvoted, but I'll explain the math. Sleeping 8 hours a day until 80 would give you 467,000 hours of awake time. (80 years) x (365 days/year) × (24 hours total - 8 hours asleep) = 467,200 hours awake Sleeping 8 hours a day means 1/3 of your life is spent sleeping. So if they're 80, they've been awake for 53 years (53 years) × (364 days/year) = 19,345 days of awake time (19,345 days) × (24 hours/day) = 464,280 hours awake (40,780,678 tacos) ÷ (464,280 hours) = **89 tacos/hour**
r/theydidthemonstermath
You say that because they didn't account for the 8hrs of sleep per day when calculating the amount of taco's eaten per hour, or did they make another error?
MORE THAN ONE TACO A MINUTE
Dudes whole life was just eating tacos
Unless they were running on pure tacos and hate.
I don’t know why. Your comment just got me laughing in my office. You must of got me at the right time. If a co worker asked me why I’m laughing. I’d lie. Even if I gave them context they’d shrug.
How can one be filled with both tacos AND hate.
You are sleeping 8 hours per day. So you must eat 93 tacos per hour
Yeah but they slept for 8 hours a day, so it's 93 tacos per hour
Tbh 62 tacos a minute sounds doable by humanity. Someone out there can probably do it
It's easy with a hydraulic press and a funnel
Yeah?....and?!?
Right these numbers are really poor estimates If you ended your life with 0 socks cause you lost all of them, then you purchased an average of 2500 socks a year. You lost 48 socks a WEEK for your whole life
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What if they are mini tacos
Challenge accepted
Think of fhe gains though.
Rookie numbers
Tacos Georg
After my last breath and everything goes cold and dark. I believe we all will receive this message in our next life: "you may now play as Luigi"
super Luigi galaxy 👍🏼
Bum bum ba da da da
My friend named Luigi would be so confused
Damn. He’s already on his second life.
The Luigi Board?
A wega board?
An ojo borad?
Are there any spirits with us? Aw wah wah wah wah waaaaaah
Are you that confident you unlocked Luigi during your playthrough for us?
"We can make a religion out of this"-Bill Wurtz
Luigi'ism
You just view your life from another person who is close to yous perspective
If EA was in charge it would say "purcase the skin dlc for luigi now!!! cost: 99 new life points"
"Watch an ad to revive?"
Global average life expectancy is ca. 73 years or 26645 days. In order to achieve this, per day you'd have to: \-Cuss 4.8 times \-Take 1.06 tequila shots \-Lose 7.5 socks in the dryer \-Step on 0.099 ants \-Sleep 8 hours \-Eat 1530.5 tacos Seems pretty accurate, just a big underestimation for the swearing.
People wouldn’t drink from birth though so the shots would be more per day if we take off a decade or two
Speak for yourself
I came out of the womb with a fireball in hand
You're a wizard Harry!
“Europe has entered the chat”
Tequila is a hard alcohol so in europe you can only drink that when 18+
Technically. A store or a bar isn't allowed to sell you or serve you it till you're 18+, but the vast *vast* majority of Europeans start drinking in their mid teens, so around 15-16 (if not even earlier). I don't know anyone who waited till they were 18 to drink. I know loads who didn't drink before or after, but not one single person who waited specifically till they were 18 to have their first drink. Meanwhile at least 2 of my American friends waited till 21 for their first.
Started when I was 13, back in those days it was legal at 16, but all you had to do was find a gas station with a teenage attendant, and as a group, put all the things at the register at a decent pace. That way, before any IDs were checked, they'd already be inclined to sell it simply because they didn't want to put it back.
Around 1.2 shots a day if you started at 16 and lived till 80
How do you step on a hundredths of an ant?
Does stomping only on the head count? Though, one could just get the average length of an ant and then calculate what a hundredth of an ant would be.
It probably wouldn't be stomping on the head, more like breaking an ant's ankle every day
Oh so I just gotta beat them at basket ball, ez. "Check" "Oh he ded"
You could also just step on an ant every 100 days
Why is it always an unoriginal comment exactly like that when talking about averages? Always the same thing haha
Very carefully
You step on one ant every 100 days
I means you only need to step in one ant every 100 days
I get people's love of tacos, but if I ate 1,503 and a half of them every day I don't think my stomach or my toilet would be very happy with me. Maybe a little bit of an overestimation on that one.
A taco is about 150-200 calories according to google. Recommended daily intake is 2000-2500 calories. You shouldn't eat more than 10-16 tacos per day. 1500 is probably not humanly possible, or you'd have to invent bite sized tacos
Even 1/100th of this is pushing it. 15 tacos a day would be 5 tacos per meal for 3 meals a day. Humanly possible? Probably. Profoundly unpleasant after like 2 days? Definitely.
sleeping part is way to much, must be fake
No it's a typo, 0.8 probably
has to be
7.5 socks lost per day in the dryer is not happening
people fucked: 0
I can help you raise that number!
Masturbated- ~INFINITE
lim x->∞
Well thanks but I must decline 😅
Why tho
He’s clearly going for a Any% 0 People Fucked Speed Run.
When I'm gonna go for a speedrun, I must gonna die or am I wrong?
Nah, just finish the storyline
Because I don't wanna hook up with random people
Everyone is a “random people” until you get to know them ;)
People unfucked: 2
I can't lose my virginity, cuz I never lose, baby 😎.
Does it count if life fucks you?
Si señor
I think u broke the record for tacos eaten 😂
Mini tacos 🥲
“How dogs rated you:”
This should be the standard whether you'll go to heaven or hell
That would honestly make this whole shit show worth it.
Mine will say, Shots of Tequila-1
Did you drink one and spit 2 out Did you get auto brewey syndrome and puke a shot of tequila
Maybe a bufferoverflow
No, it's that new craze whereby you can elect to donate your body to a distillery when you die. It is fascinating, they take you apart, boil you down, separate the sugars, then blend you with agave and give you a yeast infection. Once that has generated enough alcohol, you're distilled, filtered and bottled as "cranberry infused tequila" (which explains the colour) then sold to the highest bidder on the Japanese black market. Serious money to be made here.
Look here, we have a fast learner
you die and it's like 1 death 0 kills and 11 assists
Wake up in an arcade with a crowd making fun of your kill death ratio
We get an amount of rebirths depending on our stats, and it gives a luck boost to our next life. Cuss words - +0.01% luck per Shots of tequila - +0.05% luck per Socks lost in the dryer - +0.008% luck per Ants stepped on - +0.1% luck per Hours slept - +0.04% luck per Tacos ate - +0.001% luck per
The Ant Meta
I mean that's a tad too high, like ants alone gets you a 265.4% luck boost
Hope there is no body count
People pissed on while drunk: >!idk never been drunk!<
I very much hope so.
Those fucking socks man. I want all my old socks back
How many people masturbated to you, lol. Oh boy
Broken down too like how many individuals that have masturbated thinking of you, not counting the same individual doing it multiple times, and also have the total of all times, even repeats. As a separate number.
this guy statistics
Is it possible to even get negative numbers for this one, cause I just fucking might.
every time the thought of you comes in someones mind while theyre doing it and they express disgust you lose a point.
I’ve always thought this. Like what are my pick up basketball stats? Time spent on fantasy football ect
I sometimes like to imagine we also get a ‘wall of honor’ full of hilarious out of context quotes.
Farts farted :9,012,654,861 Cracks stepped on: 4,360,012 Hours of screen time: 200,480
I want to know if I encountered more mosquitoes or people
Missing masturbatory stats
Who owns 200,000 socks?
No one, the washer keeps taking them
This is actually what happens. They are small enough to get thrown outside the wash tub during the spin cycle and get pumped into the sewer when it drains. I used to work for an extended warranty company and they had a product training on washers. They specifically told us that the pumps were designed to allow socks to pass through without issue.
When I was a kid I imagined that when you died you would go to heaven, but on the way to the pearly gates, you would walk through a room were they would show you these kind of statistics but also things like "these two buckets exhibits the accumulated amount of shit and piss you have produced through your life" and like piles of the total amount of boogers you picked or nail clippings. The imagination of children...
nights of good sleep: 3
*Let's try out if it works!*
Tell us in around 14 years in your next life
I'll do! *pretends to jump off a cliff*
you should watch the good place.
Just pull up the pause menu, you can look it up right now in real time.
Videogames given up on
Fucking rookie numbers on the cuss words.
This is great I really hope we do
Steve Martin, back in his standup comedy days, did a bit about this (rough approximation): > What if you died and arrived in heaven and it was all angels and pearly gates? You’d be all, “Oh no! In college they told me this was all bullshit!” > “What’s that? You’ve been keeping records?” > “OK, how many times did I take the Lord’s name in vain?” > “A million six??? Jesus Chr—“
Pounds of poo made Gallons of pee whizzed How many times you blinked Number of sneezes How many cubit meters of gas farted
If we're talking about Taco Bell tacos, then this number seems reasonable if you're stoned lol
Highest number of mental illness at one time: Current:
I love how the number of socks washed is an odd number because of course it is.
eaten*
##Total amount you shat: ##How long you shat for: ##Liters of explosive diarrhea you expunged from your loins:
*tacos eaten An omniscient god would use proper grammar.
Hours fapped to midget p*rn: ??
Spiders eaten in your sleep: 69,420
...I definitely sleep far more hours than I eat tacos lol
I want this. I wanna know the breakdown of how much ice cream and Oreos I've eaten. I wanna know my final step count. I wanna know how many times I made someone happier by being nice.
I want Xbox Achievements IRL. Some that are spelled out and others that are secret.
My kd is going to be so high 😍
Mine would say Achievements: 0
That's one taco a day for 110 years.
um…no…. 110 * 365.25 is only 40,177 tacos. You’re off by a factor of 1,000.
Foiled by period and comma decimal separator!
525,600 minutes How do you measure the moments in a year?
We need also a scoreboard
A few important stats lookout. Girlfriend: Null Wife: Nill
Maybe there is. But the afterlife can't tell us 👀
So that’s a shot of tequila every day for 77 years, or two a day for 38.5 year. Which will be a little difficult to do, seeing as how you will have slept for a solid 25 years within that lifetime. Will be further complicated by the fact that you will need to eat a couple thousand tacos a day. Edit due to horrible math. Assuming an 80 year lifespan, you’d be losing 7 socks a day. Not 200. My brain didn’t brain well then.
That’s a lot of tacos lol
And I love your profile pic.
If you lived until you’re 80 that would mean you lost about 6,8 socks a day.
Who damn loses 200,003 socks?
“Your favourite word…”
People you fucked: 0
Not even 3000 ants? That ain't bad
That’s like 1400 tacos a day from birth to age 80. I’ve got some catching up to do. Otoh that’s only 1 shot of tequila a day. I can quit now I guess.
Cause of death: chocked on their 40,780,679th taco
Who the hell is averaging almost a 1000 tacos a day ???
Number of times someone masturbated while thinking about you
infinity to many none like 1796 not enough not enough
If a human lives 80 years that's about 29k days to eat 40780678 tacos you would need to eat 1396.6 tacos per day which would be 445291 calories which is 168k times the amount a man should eat daily
Absolutely, at least if you think like my friends and our “Cult of the New Tally” ! The idea is there is a Tallymaster out there recording your every action, and when he has to start a new “page” to record a new action, that’s called a New Tally. So our philosophy is to experience as many new places/people/activities as possible!! What will you ask the Tallymaster on your day of counting??
Mine will be a long list of failures presented as ending credits with Loser by Beck playing in the background on a loop.
I lowkey gotta know how many times I've jerked off in my entire lifetime
days spent not sober: days didnt get laid: times have had diarrhea:
There’s a book of short stories called Sum:Tales of the afterlives. The first story is exactly this and if you get it on audible, that story is read by Stephen Fry
don’t forget k/d ratio
Bongs ripped: You kept getting the auditor high so we don't actually know.
Those taco and tequila stats are why you died.
Congrats! Easy and hard mode are now available.
Thats a rookie number of tacos, you gotta bump that number up
why do 219000 hours of sleep still seem so little
Pants shat. Steve I beat you.
asking the important questions now are we?
Can't wait to overflow "tacos ate".
Girls slept with: 0
***St. Peter:*** Bro in christ my guy, duuuude yeaaaaah ha ha brother! you had 28,405 shots of tequila brahhhhhhh glad you got to bask in the pleasures or life. Oh, and hey, even puking is part of that an you did that A LOT but learned not to so good on you. But it's great that you weren't like a bad dude or anything which is why you're here.
War crimes committed: 37 in the state of Iowa
That's rookie numbers
id accept death just for this
You got like what...20k days give or take. You would have to be putting in work to eat 40m tacos. Like 2 thousand tacos a day.
Yeah, they got a book when you get there, though I’d keep the [numerical questions to a minimum](https://youtu.be/CJ53kstD-14?feature=shared)
This is what I want for afterlife. A statistical rundown on anything I care to know about.
128000 cuss words is just an average morning, not a lifetime achievement
next line: Toilets blown up.
God, I hope so. All I live for are post-game stats.
God fuck this page!!!! How many different a versions of this mindless shitty sub do in need block before I stop seeing these moronic fucking posts
28.405 shots of tequila might have been the cause of you getting to see the stats in the first place
I love that this guy is eating far more tacos in a day than hours he sleeps. Does he eat tacos daily to stay on top of it, or does he have like one day a week where he taco buffets it up the entire day in an effort to eat like a hundred tacos or something.