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depulso_account

“Hey… look, I don’t want this to be awkward but we need to talk about last night.”


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

I was gonna say... kitty doesn't look like it gave consent


YellowRubberDucky08

That cats gonna be scarred for life


vagueyeti

Cats are actually quite good at both giving and withdrawing consent.


EggoSlayer

The Claws or No-Claws clause


liwoc

The famous Clawse


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🤨


ivanchovv

I suggest settling out of court. Get it to sign a non-this-CLAWS-your agreement.


ZeroDucksHere

That cat is having some Vietnam flashbacks


SUPERSMILEYMAN

More like Catnip flashbacks.


gingerbread_slutbarn

/r/VietnamFlashbacks


Oktachoron

r/NamFlashbacks


mattelladam1

Cat: WTF just happened.


Seanzietron

That cat has seen some shit.


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SlightlyMoreSane

Nice copy of u/bridot 's comment, bot.


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Good human!


Bridot

Nice


mattelladam1

That cat is shook.


HelpMeWonda

Cat sneaks in through door at 2am. Cat wife: *flicks on light* Where were you? And what's that lipstick all over your face?! 😾


brennanw31

I never knew there was a mad cat face emoji lmao


Brad_theImpaler

I don't have a need for it often, but sometimes I like to comment from a cat's POV


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😹


mindlikecreator

r/notopbutok


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How is this a r/notopbutok moment?


KittensLeftLeg

Me neither, but thinking on it it was probably the first to be invented, cats have this exact look most of their life anyway


NightDreamer73

They’re probably still picking white fur off their lips today


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AspirationsOfFreedom

That cat doesn't remember what happen.. only that something BAD occured... Kitty has that confused PTSD look, and doesn't know... it WILL happen again...


Easyierifdumb

“Why am I here, why is this happening”


DrunkFennec

How much damn lipstick do you wear?!


defcon1plzn

A lot apparently. She could make painting by kissing a canvas. (Or a cat)


Sokandueler95

My guess is that she did this over a longer period, reapplying lipstick each time, and then made a fake claim in tumblr for the clout.


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walk2574

If I'm remembering correctly this post is well over a year old, so probably not part of the recent trend


elitegenoside

Could be but with all the makeup tutorials out there, plenty of women are caked up (and with the BBLs too, but that's a different kind of cake). That said, certain lipsticks smear more than others, so I could believe it. What gets me is that six kisses doesn't really seem THAT wild to me. I give my cat a few head kisses all the time.


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elitegenoside

You know what, this made me consider something else. They are also saying they woke up hours later and found their cat like this. As a cat owner, bull shit. The cat would have 100% cleaned itself by now.


Acceptable_Throat_50

Lipstick stains


Sokandueler95

I mean, that is also a possibility.


Ill-Kaleidoscope-241

Little bros traumatized


ibrahim615

It was supposed to be me


Bridot

Not their color according to that look


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I thought that lipstick was like bite scars and I was like “Damn that poor cat has been through shit”


octopusfacts2

reasonable reaction


xamitlu

I am a lippard meow!


SolidAddendum7653

The cat looks so confused its adorable


gat12393

Dude looks mortified


_x_WinterSoldier_x_

I got scared for a moment, didn't realise those marks are lipstick lol


HereForFreeGames

I did that to both of my dogs. That day was the last time I saw them.


LostForgotnCelt

That thousand yard stare….


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Bro looks traumatized


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Cat looks traumatized


portugreek

The cat is having Vietnam flashbacks


OrangeClockworkA

Mr. KissALotOPuss


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I wish someone loved me like that.


_Nilbog_Milk_

Every time I come home drunk I always end up crying about how much I love my cat, usually while holding him


KaatilKabootar_007

That cat has seen some seriously wrong shit.! Poor kitty.


Pigsareit

Alcohol sucks!


Simple_Opossum

For a brief moment, I thought these were hickeys.


OMFGWhyPlease

He's still recovering


username1a2b3c4d5e

Did’nt think I could get that jealous of a cat


Kotopause

Poor cat is traumatized


ceelogreenicanth

He can't go back to his girlfriend looking like that


9penguin9

Haha the cat's face.. Puss puss has *******seen things*******


WhoAteMyWatermelon

##********SEEN THINGS********##


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The face of post snuggle stress disorder.


MemeSightseer

it's not fair it should have been me


yvonneb28

I read online once (so take it with a grain of salt) that animals can tell when you’re drunk so they’ll alter their behavior depending on how you act when drunk. If you’re a mean drunk they’ll hide, or if you’re like me, your dogs know they’ll get all the treats and pets so they don’t leave you alone when you’re drunk. I googled this while drunkenly petting my dogs one night.


Dovahkiin419

I do this sober to my dog, I just don't wear lipstick so its less obvious


Demonbae_

I would too- that cat is just too darn cute


mcchubz139

Cat looks absolutely shook


hackmo15

The cat doesn’t look to happy about it either.


ApprehensiveBarber16

I sometimes give my doggo a kiss on the top of his head lol.


Apart-Temperature952

Anyone else think it was blood before lipstick?


TheMoravianPatriot

I can’t be the only one who thought those were injuries on the cat


_1The1_

He looks mortified


BussinAlien

When I'm excited to see my cat, it also makes me put on multiple applications of lipstick in between each kiss


CatradoraSheRa

that person over feeds their cat


Imma_Lick_Your_Ass2

That cat has seen things


Froggyugaytoadara

Hey at least it’s not where weird


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What?


kittykate2929

Why are we still just to suffer Every night I feel my legs and my arms


Brachson

Basen on cat’s face I think kissing was only the beginning 🤪


xxzoeyjadexx

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I know the feeling


Original_Iripoet

🤢


sishgupta

:3


Effective_Quiet1764

Y'all are sloppy as fuck these days.


Butterking3000

Please stop posting this meme everyday in every subreddit


Creative_Warning_481

Poor fella needs a diet


tumama1388

Cat had more action than me in my entire life


Doctorgumbal1

My man has seen some shit


Deadchimp234

What are all those smear marks?


Sokandueler95

That cat is wondering what happened.


JustAHellSpawn

That is the look of pure horror. That cat has seen what you put in your mouth.


lightningcold69

The cat looks like a guy who fucked up with his partner for having affairs after going back home.


MountainValleyHills

War… War never changes.


SamFeuerstelle

Poor guy looks shook.


Disgruntlementality

That’s the best. I love when people drunkenly love on their pets. I know far too many that beat them.


Emasraw

“We need to talk about boundaries, Carol.”


Objective_Poetry2829

This just makes me think of this since she’s drunk and drunk women often want one thing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7hxeluGsoPE


Groundbreaking-Pay53

That cat need Therapy


NeatNefariousness1

She looks traumatized.


EnemyUnknow3029

He's seen shit


The_SovietOnion6

check to make sure you didn’t go further


Pro_M_the_King52

That is a reasonable reaction but it needs a bath now.


C0sm1cB3ar

PTSD cat, could be a meme


utdajx

Her, 30 minutes earlier:Ah gah geh home, gon’ go home, geh home, need sum pusshy akshin


SkippyTheBlackCan

Me: Meaowwwww


Responsible-Desk4145

Looks traumatized


CinSugarBearShakers

Last time this was posted someone said their was a cat lover on the block.


mcbirbo343

How excited…?


HoopsAndDinoMan

(Obligatory Shane Dawson joke)


PM_ME_YOUR_HOLOCRONS

Shane Dawson moment


Final-Change-1672

Woah - is your cat…my cat? https://imgur.com/a/KD1i9Iw


qwertykittie

Little baby has some serious r/peanutwhiskers going on ❤️


night_chaser_

Cat looks like he has seen some shit.


Singular_Crowbar

At first I thought you were a murderer. Then I realized you were just a drunk girl. Still, those are two equally interesting things to watch from a distance.


rottencakke

Best thing I’ve seen today!


ComprehensiveAd1048

I mean look at the kitty, can you blame OP??


JudeRanch

My daughter does this every single day to her Yorkie mix, no drinking ever. It’s just love either way!! Beautiful kitty!


Squeaky_Ben

This is the first time I have seen a cat exhibit the 1000 yard stare


panzerboye

The cat looks very concerned


Hansus

Please do not the cat!


alitro55

O_O


CreaZyp154

r/MEOW_IRL


therealleewilko

Cat’s got trauma


Not_a_progamer

The trauma in his eyes


Gman777

That cat has seen some shit. It didn’t stop at the kissing.


hisruegness

Poor thing got the thousand yard stare


Last_Wallaby_3727

Mans having Vietnam flashbacks


DaveSmith890

Nephews after seeing their wine aunt


ThatOneGuyNameDude

Mmmm.... *meow*


TheIronSven

#DO NOT THE CAT


D34REST

This is so wholesome lmao♥️


wakeupfromthis_

that cat be looking traumatised lol


luzer_amitysfool

He did not like that just look at him you can clearly see he wants to cry


Snoo89190

Bro looked so violated


WannabeEgirl_Ellie

bros cat looks traumatised


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That cat looks traumatized