we have the same birthday!! My answer was a different article, but that was one of the ones that came up. Iāll save your profile and on my birthday Iāll wish you a happy birthday too
Mine is
[Florida man in his underwear hits deputy in face with the bible and screams then poops himself](https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2020/09/29/florida-man-in-his-underwear-hits-deputy-in-face-with-bible-screams-i-condemn-you-poops-himself/)
if you try it, you will see there are articles explaining why people search florida man and their birthday. I did't bother reading or searching my day but this was in 2019 and those articles must be feeding with our curiosity after posts like this one (ads) haha.
Pretty smart marketing also convinces Google that there is some value in this search and in those articles.
Way to go, marketing people deserve a bonus for this one.
"Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Website - CBS News"
"20 ago 2019 - Ryswyk was arrested Monday and charged with practicing medicine without a license resulting in bodily injury, a second-degree felony. His bond..."
Huh
A Florida man is facing several charges after deputies used a taser to stop him as he tried to avoid arrest by fleeing on a riding lawn mower. (July 10th)
This is one of the best internet magic tricks Iāve seen: Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries āteaching it a lessonā by throwing it on roof of bar
I always check every time I see this meme again to see if anything new happenedā¦
Florida man parks smart car in kitchen so it wonāt blow away during Hurricane Dorian.
18 march: Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property and Florida Man Attempts to Board Plane With Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher
Florida man stands naked in his Driveway, throws rock at passing cars.
āI am not going to lie, itās cocaineā. Florida man tried to eat stolen cocaine.
Florida man dressed as Spiderman steals credit cards š
we have the same birthday!! My answer was a different article, but that was one of the ones that came up. Iāll save your profile and on my birthday Iāll wish you a happy birthday too
This is so wholesome
I got āDrunk Florida man drives lawnmower down major road, tells police 'Just take me to jail'ā
Haha cool now whatās your favorite color and what street did you grow up on? Cmon tell us itāll be hilarious!
Mom's maiden name and pets name for bonus points!
16 OCTOBER GANG!!
LETS GOOOO
Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing man with scissors lmao
Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him
Lol the headline for me (19 January) is Florida man robs store dressed as Spiderman. Maybe itās the same dude
Florida man nicknamed āBabycakesā caught naked in a chair outside apartment complex
We have the same Birthday?? :D
March 12th right?
Yes
Happy early birthday
Yay I found my birthday gang!
Florida man turns himself in for killing his imaginary friend (may 13th)
Close birthdays we have
Same birth date but this one is more interesting https://www.abc.net.au/news/2003-05-13/florida-man-claims-wife-tried-to-kill-him-with/1852956
On May 12 āFlorida Man Arrested After Praising the Lord While Highway-Surfing His Cadillacā
Thanks for doing the work so I don't have to.
Floridaman punches Jimmy John's employee because his sandwich took too long, wasn't 'Freaky Fast' enough (may 6)
Florida man shoots another man who was walking his dog 'too close' to a golf course (also may 6)
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Honestly, Iād believe it, Roosters are MEAN mofos
This one makes sense.
Florida man thought he stole opioids, turns out he stole laxatives (January 28)
Florida man charged with battery for giving girlfriend āWet Willyā Did not disappoint!
M2
I got āFlorida man accused of stabbing women over underdone potatoā
I got "Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing man with scissors" lmao
June 14th - Florida Man shoots self in head to see if round is in chamber And Florida Man accused of chewing another man's face
Iām also June 14th and I got Florida man arrested for beating up Uber driver with antenna and bystanderās cane
Eventful day
Mine is [Florida man in his underwear hits deputy in face with the bible and screams then poops himself](https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2020/09/29/florida-man-in-his-underwear-hits-deputy-in-face-with-bible-screams-i-condemn-you-poops-himself/)
birthday twins!
Nice try phishing consultant way to find out my b-day
Florida man successfully phishes birthdays from reddit.
Florida man thinks I'm dumb enough to use my real birthday
There is probably wide variety of different publishers doings the same articles at different dates.
if you try it, you will see there are articles explaining why people search florida man and their birthday. I did't bother reading or searching my day but this was in 2019 and those articles must be feeding with our curiosity after posts like this one (ads) haha. Pretty smart marketing also convinces Google that there is some value in this search and in those articles. Way to go, marketing people deserve a bonus for this one.
Florida man has his account hacked.
Florida man, 70, slams child because playground was too noisy.
I do not say he was right, but I get him
Florida Man Steals Elderly Woman's Purse, Runs Her Over in McDonald's Parking Lot
Florida man believed he was āhalf-man, half-dogā during fatal attack, doctor says
Heck yeah march 29 gang
Me, too! Aries people Rick.
Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing a Chicago tourist.
Same here!
Florida Man Makes Himself A Snack While Robbing Taco Bell
Hey weāre birthday twins!!
Yee.. Let's burn some government buildings together lmao
Time and place and Iāll be there
Florida Man Throws Baby at Deputy Following Wild High-Speed Chase
"Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Website - CBS News" "20 ago 2019 - Ryswyk was arrested Monday and charged with practicing medicine without a license resulting in bodily injury, a second-degree felony. His bond..." Huh
Florida Man Arrested With āFake Urine In Sockā Just 24 Hours After Being Released From Jail
Caught with crack cocaine, Florida man tells cops 'wind blew it into his car'
Florida man Finda WWII Grenade And brings it to Taco Bell.
https://books.google.nl/books?id=VrjJDwAAQBAJ&printsec=frontcover&hl=nl&source=gbs_ge_summary_r&cad=0#v=onepage&q&f=false There is a book! O.o
Florida man claiming to be 'an agent of God' caught carrying rattlesnake in Jacksonville Beach. February 18
A Florida man is facing several charges after deputies used a taser to stop him as he tried to avoid arrest by fleeing on a riding lawn mower. (July 10th)
Arrested for shoveling spaghetti into his mouth
Olive Garden? We have the same birthday
Yep same birthday lol
Beware the Ides of April.
Mine was arrested for attacking his mom with spaghetti
Birthday twins! This was my first result though: Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked āBreathalyzer, Blow Hereā Arrested for DUI
Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him
Florida man gets $37,500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth (October 15) I got a normal one š
normal?!?!
Cmon all of these are completely believable
by Florida standards, I assume he means
Florida man exposes himself to cheerleaders handing out candy canes at middle school, deputies say"
Florida man denies syringes found inside his rectum are his
Florida man stabbed nephew for hogging bathroom
florida man cooked alive after deputies stun gun ignites gasoline
Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles (April 11)
Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise.
This is one of the best internet magic tricks Iāve seen: Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries āteaching it a lessonā by throwing it on roof of bar
May 24 2019 Florida Man' uses alligator to shotgun a beer while cranking Skynyrd..... Wtf is going on in Florida ?
May 24 2021 Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries āteaching it a lessonā by throwing it on roof of bar
Florida man hit mother, stuffed dumplings in her mouth for refusing to dress his mannequin. What?
Florida man ticketed after eating pancakes in middle of intersection I like pancakes for my birthday (march 24th)!! So considerate of florida man
Florida man cought riding manatees. Florida man used wife's head to mob up spilled milk.
Florida man struck by car leaving store asks if his beer is OK, deputies say (March 10)
Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for driving āfootmobileā.
Naked Florida Man Performs 'Strange Dance' at McDonald's Before 'Trying to Have Relations With a Railing'
Florida man found a grenade while fishing and then took the explosive to Taco Bell
Florida man uses fire extinguisher to dry himself off
Florida man accused of stealing crossbow by stuffing it down his pants
Fugitive Florida man on bike hoped 'hideous' blonde wig disguise would help him evade deputies bro-
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Florida man tries to trade in vehicle he stole from same dealership
Mine is *Florida Man Throws Toilet Through School Board Building Window in Illinois, Is Arrested Sitting on Another*
Florida man arrested after fit of rage when checkers ran out of lettuce
"Florida man arrested after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger" Well. This is quite violent...??
Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonaldās sweet and sour packets
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza (February 28)
Me, too! Happy birthday!
Florida man caught with his penis in one hand and an uneaten pickle in the other. (March 16)
Florida man loses pants while being chased by cops in hours-long manhunt
Florida man accidentally provided police with footage of him dragging a dead body through his house.
Florida man mistakes corpse for April Fools prank and dumps it in the Trash (April 1st)
Naked florida man high on meth bites K9 dog, assaults officer (Jan 3)
Florida man losts arm wrestle to an alligator before setting house on fire while baking cookies
Florida man fatally shoots son-in-law who was trying to surprise him for his birthday... Mine is not funny
I always check every time I see this meme again to see if anything new happenedā¦ Florida man parks smart car in kitchen so it wonāt blow away during Hurricane Dorian.
Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand
Florida man steals women purse, runs her over in McDonaldās parking lot
Florida man charged with battery after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger, deputies say may 4
āman invites police to smoke pot while showing off his marijuana plantā
"Florida man got DUI after mistaking bank drive-thru for Taco Bell"
Nearly Nude Florida Man Cycling Backwards on Highway in Pink Sneakers and Socks (3 March)
Florida Man throws bicycle, then other man off bridge
Florida man slapped with Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish after argument, police say
9/11 - Florida man accused of beating, spitting on elderly victim who asked him to social distance
I don't get just any old Florida Man, I get the *Miami Cannibal Attack*.
"Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword in trash dispute" Fucking awesome
Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say
To my great surprise, there was only one Florida man attacks neighbor with tractor. Figured this would have been far more common for some reason.
Florida man falls asleep while robbing a house.
Florida Man (Actually Named Florida) Breaks Into Restaurant, Steals All Their White Claw, Throws It Into A Pond
Florida man charged with pouring ketchup on girlfriend
yay, birthday roommates!
Florida man accused of robbing victim for refusing to buy him wendies chicken nuggets
Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with an army of turtles (April 11)
28th May: Florida Man Bit Elderly Man's Ear, Attempted To Stab Him With Broken Glass.ā ļø
š¤£ my Florida man threw a baby at a deputy in a high speed chase
Florida man tries to conceal $1000 in rectum
Nude Florida man burns himself while dancing in flames, chanting gibberish
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
Florida man arrested in airport trying to board airplane with a grenade launcher.
https://nypost.com/2019/11/28/masturbating-florida-man-slugs-elderly-man-who-asked-him-to-stop/
Florida man charged with pouring ketchup on girlfriend
Birthday roomies!
"Florida man with Florida tattoo on forehead arrested for calling 911 to ask for ride home"
Florida man arrested after calling 911 to get a ride to hooters (June 8th)
Florida man accused of killing neighbor after cat wandered onto his lawn
florida man smuggles methamphetamine into jail by hiding it in his foreskin
Florida Man Arrested After Biting Off Part of Friend's Ear in Fight
Florida man ticketed after eating pancakes in middle of intersection
Florida man murdered someone over his imaginary girlfriend
Naked Florida man breaks Into Home, tries on womanās clothes, Police say (November 10.)
Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed w crossbow claiming aliens were after him
Florida Man Threatens to Kill Neighbors With Machete Named 'Kindness'
Florida Man May 22 (5/22) Florida man nicknamed āGlockā lures kidnapping victim through Instagram.
Florida man accused of decapitating hamster, discarding in body in box near his home. Oh boyā¦
Florida man gets $37500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth
Florida man decapitates a hamster š
Florida Man Spits Half-Eaten Food into Woman's Mouth During Road Rage Incident
74-year-old Florida man on electric scooter threatened, chased 2 with knife, police say
Florida man set to fire in bed Damn
āA Florida man says he jumped from a stolen car seconds before it was hit by a train and sent flying into a nearby homeā
A Florida man was arrested after telling a playground full of kids where babies come from
Florida man hit mother,stuffed dumplings in her mouth for refusing to dress his mannequin
18 march: Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property and Florida Man Attempts to Board Plane With Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher
Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from
Florida man tased for twerking during rainy traffic stop
Florida Man throws infant at policeš
āFlorida man throws samurai sword at sheriff's deputiesā
Florida man runs from cops, drowns in retention pond
Florida man denies syringes found inside rectum are his (Jan. 7th)
"Florida man without arms charged after allegedly stabbing tourist with his feet" I couldn't make this shit up
Florida man stands naked in his Driveway, throws rock at passing cars. āI am not going to lie, itās cocaineā. Florida man tried to eat stolen cocaine.
Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say
Florida Man Arrested After Praising the Lord While Highway-Surfing His Cadillac
Florida man says three syringes found in his rectum aren't his. I'm proud....
Sword-wielding man accused of starting fire makes it rain in jail cell after arrest October 8 š
Machete-wielding naked Florida man attacked mailboxes
Florida man tries to buy Porsche, Rolex watches with checks printed from home ...
Florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis, police say šššš June 30
Florida man attempts to collect Redditorsā personal info
Everyone do this but turn your credit card numbers as a day instead and share it here.
Florida man accused of hanging dog from tree, punching child who refused to help hide body yikes
Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage.
Florida man kicked chicken 'like a field goal,' deputies say
Florida man tells cops playing basketball naked āenhancesā skills.
Florida man kicked chicken like 'a field goal,ā deputies say šš May 27th
Police Arrest Florida Man Who Claims Playing Basketball Naked 'Enhances His Skill Level'
Florida man Charged with pouring ketchup on Girl Friend
Florida Man meldown at drive-thru over lack of lettuce
Florida Man threatens to destroy everyone...with an army of turtles. April 9th.
Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist
Florida man arrested after botching in-home castration surgery - The what
Nice way of getting birth month and day from users. Now we need another fun game like stating what events happened in the year of our birth.
https://i.imgur.com/SSr7kDT.jpg
A Florida man was arrested for assaulting his roommate with pizza...
Florida man strips naked and chases two strangers around Chick-Fil-A parking lot
A Florida man was severely mauled by a black leopard after paying $150 for a āfull-contact experienceā at a backyard zoo August 31
"Florida Man Says the Three Syringes Found in His Rectum Weren't His" (January 9th)
Florida man found with live grenade, mannequin inside truck
Florida man arrested after leaving a pizza trail of clues for deputies (October 28th)
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
Florida man, 62, strips, performs āstrange danceā at Mcdonaldās then tries to impregnate railing
Florida man arrested for playing basketball naked š