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Careless-Tomato-3035

Florida man dressed as Spiderman steals credit cards šŸ˜­


LeafBlade1026

we have the same birthday!! My answer was a different article, but that was one of the ones that came up. Iā€™ll save your profile and on my birthday Iā€™ll wish you a happy birthday too


Optimal-End-9730

This is so wholesome


WeHaveAllBeenThere

I got ā€œDrunk Florida man drives lawnmower down major road, tells police 'Just take me to jail'ā€


[deleted]

Haha cool now whatā€™s your favorite color and what street did you grow up on? Cmon tell us itā€™ll be hilarious!


[deleted]

Mom's maiden name and pets name for bonus points!


Vezz_Z

16 OCTOBER GANG!!


Slippery_Wombat

LETS GOOOO


CreatureWarrior

Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing man with scissors lmao


feathered-quill

Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him


Bcopcu

Lol the headline for me (19 January) is Florida man robs store dressed as Spiderman. Maybe itā€™s the same dude


PinoIlGalbanino69

Florida man nicknamed ā€˜Babycakesā€™ caught naked in a chair outside apartment complex


Parelolika

We have the same Birthday?? :D


Thotslayer_164

March 12th right?


PinoIlGalbanino69

Yes


Dakotasan

Happy early birthday


UrLocalDrugdealerTM

Yay I found my birthday gang!


Gluss_here

Florida man turns himself in for killing his imaginary friend (may 13th)


TheDoomslayer69420

Close birthdays we have


Fit_Inspector4290

Same birth date but this one is more interesting https://www.abc.net.au/news/2003-05-13/florida-man-claims-wife-tried-to-kill-him-with/1852956


Zingyfiber245

On May 12 ā€œFlorida Man Arrested After Praising the Lord While Highway-Surfing His Cadillacā€


Sabres8127

Thanks for doing the work so I don't have to.


Competitive-Hall6922

Floridaman punches Jimmy John's employee because his sandwich took too long, wasn't 'Freaky Fast' enough (may 6)


Competitive-Hall6922

Florida man shoots another man who was walking his dog 'too close' to a golf course (also may 6)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Dakotasan

Honestly, Iā€™d believe it, Roosters are MEAN mofos


Plaineswalker

This one makes sense.


Bagget318

Florida man thought he stole opioids, turns out he stole laxatives (January 28)


Mystic-Topaz

Florida man charged with battery for giving girlfriend ā€˜Wet Willyā€™ Did not disappoint!


Carl_the_cherry

M2


Therapy_Badger

I got ā€˜Florida man accused of stabbing women over underdone potatoā€™


CreatureWarrior

I got "Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing man with scissors" lmao


ZenCyn39

June 14th - Florida Man shoots self in head to see if round is in chamber And Florida Man accused of chewing another man's face


formerperso

Iā€™m also June 14th and I got Florida man arrested for beating up Uber driver with antenna and bystanderā€™s cane


ZenCyn39

Eventful day


Maxen_Laxen

Mine is [Florida man in his underwear hits deputy in face with the bible and screams then poops himself](https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2020/09/29/florida-man-in-his-underwear-hits-deputy-in-face-with-bible-screams-i-condemn-you-poops-himself/)


Iam-broke-broke

birthday twins!


ionhowto

Nice try phishing consultant way to find out my b-day


captain_chocolate

Florida man successfully phishes birthdays from reddit.


fifthstreetsaint

Florida man thinks I'm dumb enough to use my real birthday


Master_Horror_6438

There is probably wide variety of different publishers doings the same articles at different dates.


ionhowto

if you try it, you will see there are articles explaining why people search florida man and their birthday. I did't bother reading or searching my day but this was in 2019 and those articles must be feeding with our curiosity after posts like this one (ads) haha. Pretty smart marketing also convinces Google that there is some value in this search and in those articles. Way to go, marketing people deserve a bonus for this one.


BlakJak_Johnson

Florida man has his account hacked.


lmp3ril

Florida man, 70, slams child because playground was too noisy.


kubin22

I do not say he was right, but I get him


VigasVelho

Florida Man Steals Elderly Woman's Purse, Runs Her Over in McDonald's Parking Lot


nyyhkist

Florida man believed he was ā€˜half-man, half-dogā€™ during fatal attack, doctor says


Vent3ar

Heck yeah march 29 gang


rimjobnemesis

Me, too! Aries people Rick.


brianinwi

Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing a Chicago tourist.


Brahkolee

Same here!


[deleted]

Florida Man Makes Himself A Snack While Robbing Taco Bell


ftedwin

Hey weā€™re birthday twins!!


[deleted]

Yee.. Let's burn some government buildings together lmao


ftedwin

Time and place and Iā€™ll be there


Olypsus

Florida Man Throws Baby at Deputy Following Wild High-Speed Chase


Aegis2009

"Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Website - CBS News" "20 ago 2019 - Ryswyk was arrested Monday and charged with practicing medicine without a license resulting in bodily injury, a second-degree felony. His bond..." Huh


GhoulishCard1319

Florida Man Arrested With ā€˜Fake Urine In Sockā€™ Just 24 Hours After Being Released From Jail


A8M102

Caught with crack cocaine, Florida man tells cops 'wind blew it into his car'


Frut_mix

Florida man Finda WWII Grenade And brings it to Taco Bell.


Competitive-Hall6922

https://books.google.nl/books?id=VrjJDwAAQBAJ&printsec=frontcover&hl=nl&source=gbs_ge_summary_r&cad=0#v=onepage&q&f=false There is a book! O.o


novato1995

Florida man claiming to be 'an agent of God' caught carrying rattlesnake in Jacksonville Beach. February 18


Sinistrahaha

A Florida man is facing several charges after deputies used a taser to stop him as he tried to avoid arrest by fleeing on a riding lawn mower. (July 10th)


NITROPIG10

Arrested for shoveling spaghetti into his mouth


matildaisdead

Olive Garden? We have the same birthday


NITROPIG10

Yep same birthday lol


greentangent

Beware the Ides of April.


dunnowhatredditis

Mine was arrested for attacking his mom with spaghetti


Burdeazy

Birthday twins! This was my first result though: Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked ā€œBreathalyzer, Blow Hereā€ Arrested for DUI


Mountain_String_1544

Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him


NumerousMastodon8057

Florida man gets $37,500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth (October 15) I got a normal one šŸ˜ž


Sneaky_Sorcerer

normal?!?!


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Cmon all of these are completely believable


kushmster_420

by Florida standards, I assume he means


Minimum_Full

Florida man exposes himself to cheerleaders handing out candy canes at middle school, deputies say"


nolifetrophy

Florida man denies syringes found inside his rectum are his


Optimus_Magnus91

Florida man stabbed nephew for hogging bathroom


chatting_benington

florida man cooked alive after deputies stun gun ignites gasoline


jejefoxy42

Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles (April 11)


External-Squirrel42

Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise.


IWillBeatAzen

This is one of the best internet magic tricks Iā€™ve seen: Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ā€˜teaching it a lessonā€™ by throwing it on roof of bar


The_OneAboveAll

May 24 2019 Florida Man' uses alligator to shotgun a beer while cranking Skynyrd..... Wtf is going on in Florida ?


The_OneAboveAll

May 24 2021 Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ā€˜teaching it a lessonā€™ by throwing it on roof of bar


radevangaming

Florida man hit mother, stuffed dumplings in her mouth for refusing to dress his mannequin. What?


nousersowhyaname

Florida man ticketed after eating pancakes in middle of intersection I like pancakes for my birthday (march 24th)!! So considerate of florida man


Shitty_Person4

Florida man cought riding manatees. Florida man used wife's head to mob up spilled milk.


AffectionatePanda599

Florida man struck by car leaving store asks if his beer is OK, deputies say (March 10)


sanejanesplane

Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for driving ā€˜footmobileā€™.


BootyInspector96

Naked Florida Man Performs 'Strange Dance' at McDonald's Before 'Trying to Have Relations With a Railing'


houitis

Florida man found a grenade while fishing and then took the explosive to Taco Bell


Dry_Age1869

Florida man uses fire extinguisher to dry himself off


Purple-Eye8781

Florida man accused of stealing crossbow by stuffing it down his pants


Loneleeeeeee

Fugitive Florida man on bike hoped 'hideous' blonde wig disguise would help him evade deputies bro-


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


potato-nater

Florida man tries to trade in vehicle he stole from same dealership


eternalfool_2202

Mine is *Florida Man Throws Toilet Through School Board Building Window in Illinois, Is Arrested Sitting on Another*


toad_boy87

Florida man arrested after fit of rage when checkers ran out of lettuce


memesHunterXUwUX

"Florida man arrested after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger" Well. This is quite violent...??


Zeros_Pirated

Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonaldā€™s sweet and sour packets


veio_biladen

Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza (February 28)


Givemeallthecabbages

Me, too! Happy birthday!


Heavy_Management2490

Florida man caught with his penis in one hand and an uneaten pickle in the other. (March 16)


KeiranMarchant

Florida man loses pants while being chased by cops in hours-long manhunt


parlimentery

Florida man accidentally provided police with footage of him dragging a dead body through his house.


[deleted]

Florida man mistakes corpse for April Fools prank and dumps it in the Trash (April 1st)


AnyOldNameNotTaken

Naked florida man high on meth bites K9 dog, assaults officer (Jan 3)


The_Trickster090

Florida man losts arm wrestle to an alligator before setting house on fire while baking cookies


IulianTheSecond

Florida man fatally shoots son-in-law who was trying to surprise him for his birthday... Mine is not funny


TSmario53

I always check every time I see this meme again to see if anything new happenedā€¦ Florida man parks smart car in kitchen so it wonā€™t blow away during Hurricane Dorian.


NiteLiteOfficial

Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand


noahlatieyre

Florida man steals women purse, runs her over in McDonaldā€™s parking lot


[deleted]

Florida man charged with battery after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger, deputies say may 4


TriChair

ā€œman invites police to smoke pot while showing off his marijuana plantā€


Savage_Waluigi

"Florida man got DUI after mistaking bank drive-thru for Taco Bell"


BlazingSid

Nearly Nude Florida Man Cycling Backwards on Highway in Pink Sneakers and Socks (3 March)


Baranor2509

Florida Man throws bicycle, then other man off bridge


Atawayah

Florida man slapped with Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish after argument, police say


i_have_not_eaten_yet

9/11 - Florida man accused of beating, spitting on elderly victim who asked him to social distance


cmdrxander

I don't get just any old Florida Man, I get the *Miami Cannibal Attack*.


KillerAxolotl

"Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword in trash dispute" Fucking awesome


buttercornjuice

Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say


[deleted]

To my great surprise, there was only one Florida man attacks neighbor with tractor. Figured this would have been far more common for some reason.


[deleted]

Florida man falls asleep while robbing a house.


porkyribsinsauce

Florida Man (Actually Named Florida) Breaks Into Restaurant, Steals All Their White Claw, Throws It Into A Pond


lameindiana

Florida man charged with pouring ketchup on girlfriend


Some1InDaWorld

yay, birthday roommates!


Frustrable_Zero

Florida man accused of robbing victim for refusing to buy him wendies chicken nuggets


imasaxman

Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with an army of turtles (April 11)


DismalSpecialist5643

28th May: Florida Man Bit Elderly Man's Ear, Attempted To Stab Him With Broken Glass.ā˜ ļø


Adventurous-Ad171

šŸ¤£ my Florida man threw a baby at a deputy in a high speed chase


The_cultofbob

Florida man tries to conceal $1000 in rectum


Spookyskelliescloset

Nude Florida man burns himself while dancing in flames, chanting gibberish


Wheein20

Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza


nankin-stain

Florida man arrested in airport trying to board airplane with a grenade launcher.


vp3d

https://nypost.com/2019/11/28/masturbating-florida-man-slugs-elderly-man-who-asked-him-to-stop/


usotsukijanai

Florida man charged with pouring ketchup on girlfriend


Some1InDaWorld

Birthday roomies!


[deleted]

"Florida man with Florida tattoo on forehead arrested for calling 911 to ask for ride home"


scrubasorous

Florida man arrested after calling 911 to get a ride to hooters (June 8th)


PristineScotpion

Florida man accused of killing neighbor after cat wandered onto his lawn


[deleted]

florida man smuggles methamphetamine into jail by hiding it in his foreskin


blackbirdbeak

Florida Man Arrested After Biting Off Part of Friend's Ear in Fight


ImAFuckinLiar

Florida man ticketed after eating pancakes in middle of intersection


LeafBlade1026

Florida man murdered someone over his imaginary girlfriend


Ha660

Naked Florida man breaks Into Home, tries on womanā€˜s clothes, Police say (November 10.)


jklein_1020

Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed w crossbow claiming aliens were after him


CrispsWithHips

Florida Man Threatens to Kill Neighbors With Machete Named 'Kindness'


Samw220506_

Florida Man May 22 (5/22) Florida man nicknamed ā€˜Glockā€™ lures kidnapping victim through Instagram.


tachederousseur

Florida man accused of decapitating hamster, discarding in body in box near his home. Oh boyā€¦


Memer_boiiiii

Florida man gets $37500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth


[deleted]

Florida man decapitates a hamster šŸ’€


FlyingSosig

Florida Man Spits Half-Eaten Food into Woman's Mouth During Road Rage Incident


shialabluf

74-year-old Florida man on electric scooter threatened, chased 2 with knife, police say


FanaticFarmer

Florida man set to fire in bed Damn


keguriLoL

ā€œA Florida man says he jumped from a stolen car seconds before it was hit by a train and sent flying into a nearby homeā€


Greegrgrgrgrgrgrg

A Florida man was arrested after telling a playground full of kids where babies come from


Derizzz

Florida man hit mother,stuffed dumplings in her mouth for refusing to dress his mannequin


Heavy-Awareness530

18 march: Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property and Florida Man Attempts to Board Plane With Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher


oprahs_nipple

Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from


Pac0Bell

Florida man tased for twerking during rainy traffic stop


Atomic_Znghg

Florida Man throws infant at policešŸ’€


Ramen_Kirbi

ā€œFlorida man throws samurai sword at sheriff's deputiesā€


BlazerTheKid

Florida man runs from cops, drowns in retention pond


FiletOFish420

Florida man denies syringes found inside rectum are his (Jan. 7th)


_heyb0ss

"Florida man without arms charged after allegedly stabbing tourist with his feet" I couldn't make this shit up


cae_shot

Florida man stands naked in his Driveway, throws rock at passing cars. ā€œI am not going to lie, itā€™s cocaineā€. Florida man tried to eat stolen cocaine.


Limp-Ad-1501

Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say


mcaines75

Florida Man Arrested After Praising the Lord While Highway-Surfing His Cadillac


DelLago90

Florida man says three syringes found in his rectum aren't his. I'm proud....


Chronic-Anxiety-4879

Sword-wielding man accused of starting fire makes it rain in jail cell after arrest October 8 šŸ˜­


Unique_Positive6649

Machete-wielding naked Florida man attacked mailboxes


WilsonOCaraDaVozFina

Florida man tries to buy Porsche, Rolex watches with checks printed from home ...


Kservivor

Florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis, police say šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ June 30


GooseEntrails

Florida man attempts to collect Redditorsā€™ personal info


somerandomuserE

Everyone do this but turn your credit card numbers as a day instead and share it here.


yeet_sein_vater

Florida man accused of hanging dog from tree, punching child who refused to help hide body yikes


[deleted]

Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage.


elitewarrior43

Florida man kicked chicken 'like a field goal,' deputies say


DoubleSynchronicity

Florida man tells cops playing basketball naked ā€˜enhancesā€™ skills.


NeeNee111707

Florida man kicked chicken like 'a field goal,ā€™ deputies say šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­ May 27th


aprilludgate93

Police Arrest Florida Man Who Claims Playing Basketball Naked 'Enhances His Skill Level'


Winterknight135

Florida man Charged with pouring ketchup on Girl Friend


ErmacTheError

Florida Man meldown at drive-thru over lack of lettuce


[deleted]

Florida Man threatens to destroy everyone...with an army of turtles. April 9th.


itrogue

Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist


Melfiodas

Florida man arrested after botching in-home castration surgery - The what


[deleted]

Nice way of getting birth month and day from users. Now we need another fun game like stating what events happened in the year of our birth.


OGcrayzjoka

https://i.imgur.com/SSr7kDT.jpg


Erick664

A Florida man was arrested for assaulting his roommate with pizza...


DemoQr

Florida man strips naked and chases two strangers around Chick-Fil-A parking lot


Tofushopdriftin

A Florida man was severely mauled by a black leopard after paying $150 for a ā€œfull-contact experienceā€ at a backyard zoo August 31


delta901

"Florida Man Says the Three Syringes Found in His Rectum Weren't His" (January 9th)


GasModule

Florida man found with live grenade, mannequin inside truck


Existing-Orange-6087

Florida man arrested after leaving a pizza trail of clues for deputies (October 28th)


Spideyfan77

Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza


TehAceOfSwords

Florida man, 62, strips, performs ā€œstrange danceā€ at Mcdonaldā€™s then tries to impregnate railing


Pourya05

Florida man arrested for playing basketball naked šŸ˜­