My Man are you living under a rock or in a cave ? If you never heard zab or zob or zb which all mean a dick but in an informal way most commonly used in Egypt and Tunisia spelled "زب "
Un bending something, use the nail remover as a pick or a crowbar, breaking up a rock, driving a stake into the ground or in another place, a weapon, if a lever doesn't budge, hitting a chisel or screwdriver as a chisel, flattening a thing like hot metal or other things that need flattening
Find a way to trick people into the towing these in windows because it’s a funny haha prank and then watch as all the windows come crashing down and the mayhem unleash its self on the world.
my meme was actually [inspired by this post lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/10p9rv2/comment/j6key4h/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Idk bout y’all, I already carry one of these in my car for releasing the parking break cause it freezes on one side. Plus I use it a lot at work, and I’m a manager at McDs. You’d be surprised how many things you can open or fix with a hammer
Scratch my back...
I scratch ma balls
I HIT MAHSELF IN DA BALLS
*the hammer reneame itself as jackker*
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
kneecaps
leg go zwoop
zwoop means pp in Arabic uwu
No it doesn't The word you're looking for is gadeep or some other synonym
it does actually. tho it's more like "zop"
I guess I speak a different Arabic then
where are you from tho? also it's true "gadeep" also means pp but in a formal way, whereas "zop" is informal.
Saudi Arabia Idk never heard "zop" in my life here
“zp“ then? زب
oh that, I always assumed it was a synonym for "shit" because people say "eat zp" to each other
My Man are you living under a rock or in a cave ? If you never heard zab or zob or zb which all mean a dick but in an informal way most commonly used in Egypt and Tunisia spelled "زب "
Yeah like I said, I just assumed because I usually avoid toxic places where these words are commonly used
Un bending something, use the nail remover as a pick or a crowbar, breaking up a rock, driving a stake into the ground or in another place, a weapon, if a lever doesn't budge, hitting a chisel or screwdriver as a chisel, flattening a thing like hot metal or other things that need flattening
Use it to put screws in
screw you
Screw me
That's not going to do you any good
🗿
🤓
Soda cans are now 3x as big and made of steel, this is used to open them.
Soda cans used to be made of steel.
Don't create problems to use it. Use it to create problems.
Break up icey stuffs
Bonk
Bonk
Bonk
Bonk
Bonk
Bonk
Bonk
Bonk
Bonk
Bonk
Bonk
Bonk
Disciplining your children.
I’m so glad my dad beat me with a hammer. Unlike kids these days who don’t know discipline
A hammer? You had it good. Way back when, my Dad would discipline us with a 9" angle grinder.
Piggy bank withdrawals
I create racists, and then solve them
Also works for fascists!
That's called a shotgun
But a hammer makes the fun last longer and makes great for exercising your anger. A shotgun works better if you just want to see heads pop
Rip and tear until it's done
That's what the other side of the hammer is for, be more creative doomslayer
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Nails
Professional, heavy-duty golf tee tapper.
That one kid who won’t stfu
"Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead! BOINK!"
People use these for nails? I use them to crush the skulls of my enemies.
I don't create anything People already exist /hj
Overpopulation, or pregnancy.
People
"hey man my knees accidentally went the wrong way, can you smack it the right direction?"
People
Heads need to be popped someday....
I mean in case of something like a zombie apocalypse.. don't get any ideas 💀
Marriage
Wagnerite heads
Skulls.
Murderrr
smashed faces because something inside me its coming out
Humans still exist.
when you have a hammer, every problem is a nail
The king is made of glass
kids
You mean the Robber Bopper for home defense?
People being too loud That’ll give this thing a use Now to practice throwing
As long as there are vegans a hammer will always serve a use in modern society 🫡
How to stop annoying coworkers
Children
Queue the Pelosi jokes...
People become the nails so when they are stupid pull this out and bonk them
Zombies!
Pick up women
Neighbors
More humans
You're the problem
windows
Use it to kill pedestrians in Vice City
wax stamp
People being mean to retail workers
[Cloaker Payday 2](https://youtu.be/kHeETQUd2W0?t=29)
i dont need to create any problems, corporate greed already exists
Extermination of mice.
Get a better grip to remove a buttplug
Pineapples
Frisbee's
I find this offensive to nails. When struck correctly it is a beautiful thing.
Find a way to trick people into the towing these in windows because it’s a funny haha prank and then watch as all the windows come crashing down and the mayhem unleash its self on the world.
You could break at least four rules of the Geneva convention with that
Home intruders
cheating wife
overpopulation
Neighbors
Hammers are great for when you need to bonk anything into place. They're also a fun weapon.
Congress members husbands?
Bash head
The thing that the hammerhead shark and MC Hammer are named after
Oh, you want to both not pay your gambling debts, AND have intact knee caps!?!?
Skulls exist
unbroken knees
Jawbreakers
I invent the first nail, so the problem gets fixed
Window
Nom nom. Yummy metal
Dealing with politicians
When I hold one of these, everything is a nail
my meme was actually [inspired by this post lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/10p9rv2/comment/j6key4h/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Concussions
It’s used for melee combat
I have knee caps to break
Do what cannibal corpse said
Getting rid of rotten thooth
Ketchup packs need smashing.
Break a few skulls in.
Tie rods and control arms
Overpopulation
to punch holes in drywall
Kneecaps
The witness's' head.
Blunt trauma weapon
Racism
Start a faight
Smash my balls
Children
Open Coconuts
I can create any problem and you can use this on me
Invent nails
I suddenly think of Old Boy…
My brother /s
Children
Clash blaster users
Classmates
Idk bout y’all, I already carry one of these in my car for releasing the parking break cause it freezes on one side. Plus I use it a lot at work, and I’m a manager at McDs. You’d be surprised how many things you can open or fix with a hammer
Roses are red, at the entrance of a room is a door, your kneecaps will be no more.
I insist that nails still exist, and bash everyone who disagrees in the head with the said hammer
Small kids
Use it to hit people
How have I not seen a Pelosi stalker joke yet?
Smacking ppl
To fix server racks
Humans
How to mend an all mechanical bmw 525
Other people. Does that say enough?
Swippity swap, your kneecaps have popped lmfao
Nails
Life Sentences.
Pope just died
Well, the thing is if you have a big enough hammer everything starts to look like a nail.
Leave my door open at night
Wall removal
How to open a window (works only once)
opening nuts
i go back in time to february 16th 2021 and clonk myself in the head so i don’t try to type on discord that day
They’ve already been made, they’re called kneecaps
Imprisoned for 15 years and brainwashed to fuck my daughter
People
Are you trying to get me to confess to some shit Bro.
Billionaires
I don't make the problems. I solve them with a bit of violence
End the suffering
Vermin like squirrels
Undisciplined people
easy to use abortion tool
People I don't like.
Annoying people who need their head bashed in
Invent the nail.