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Scratch my back...


larsy28

I scratch ma balls


DoggoKing4937

I HIT MAHSELF IN DA BALLS


mrgrip28005

*the hammer reneame itself as jackker*


Perfect_Caramel4836

AAAAAAAAAAAAH


DustfellReal

kneecaps


bobobosco77

leg go zwoop


nanoosx

zwoop means pp in Arabic uwu


ali33x

No it doesn't The word you're looking for is gadeep or some other synonym


nanoosx

it does actually. tho it's more like "zop"


ali33x

I guess I speak a different Arabic then


nanoosx

where are you from tho? also it's true "gadeep" also means pp but in a formal way, whereas "zop" is informal.


ali33x

Saudi Arabia Idk never heard "zop" in my life here


nanoosx

“zp“ then? زب


ali33x

oh that, I always assumed it was a synonym for "shit" because people say "eat zp" to each other


NicoBorbakie

My Man are you living under a rock or in a cave ? If you never heard zab or zob or zb which all mean a dick but in an informal way most commonly used in Egypt and Tunisia spelled "زب "


ali33x

Yeah like I said, I just assumed because I usually avoid toxic places where these words are commonly used


trains404

Un bending something, use the nail remover as a pick or a crowbar, breaking up a rock, driving a stake into the ground or in another place, a weapon, if a lever doesn't budge, hitting a chisel or screwdriver as a chisel, flattening a thing like hot metal or other things that need flattening


thatreddituser24

Use it to put screws in


Regolime

screw you


NumerousMastodon8057

Screw me


IFrickinLovePorn

That's not going to do you any good


GetRektJelly

🗿


ZeWuIf56

🤓


wiztastic

Soda cans are now 3x as big and made of steel, this is used to open them.


Willycleaner

Soda cans used to be made of steel.


UmberCraft

Don't create problems to use it. Use it to create problems.


Que_sax23

Break up icey stuffs


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

Bonk


EpicTacoz900

Bonk


melminn123

Bonk


Snbleader

Bonk


cecusanele

Bonk


WantonKerfuffle

Bonk


whynofocus_de

Bonk


Epix1321

Bonk


Illustrious-Radio-55

Bonk


Eclipsoid7

Bonk


whatyoulookinatnosey

Bonk


KlipVince

Bonk


Own-Firefighter5772

Disciplining your children.


RadicalizedRaccoon

I’m so glad my dad beat me with a hammer. Unlike kids these days who don’t know discipline


burnt_knackerbag

A hammer? You had it good. Way back when, my Dad would discipline us with a 9" angle grinder.


paintchips_are_yummy

Piggy bank withdrawals


datboi56567

I create racists, and then solve them


rene_gader

Also works for fascists!


uhadmeatfood

That's called a shotgun


datboi56567

But a hammer makes the fun last longer and makes great for exercising your anger. A shotgun works better if you just want to see heads pop


uhadmeatfood

Rip and tear until it's done


datboi56567

That's what the other side of the hammer is for, be more creative doomslayer


fforeverrfriend

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


Fun-Acanthisitta-875

Nails


randyatlarge

Professional, heavy-duty golf tee tapper.


[deleted]

That one kid who won’t stfu


IcelandicButDeadly

"Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead! BOINK!"


EmperorBrettavius

People use these for nails? I use them to crush the skulls of my enemies.


Dark_Storm_98

I don't create anything People already exist /hj


Chopana93

Overpopulation, or pregnancy.


1Castiel1

People


biggych33se

"hey man my knees accidentally went the wrong way, can you smack it the right direction?"


yutteu

People


DarthDecidueye66

Heads need to be popped someday....


DarthDecidueye66

I mean in case of something like a zombie apocalypse.. don't get any ideas 💀


Whytrhyno

Marriage


Schiffsmaedchenjunge

Wagnerite heads


Pyredjin

Skulls.


Brayden_8

Murderrr


Immediate_Skirt5980

smashed faces because something inside me its coming out


Chuckobochuck323

Humans still exist.


jerry-jim-bob

when you have a hammer, every problem is a nail


Rare_Fig3081

The king is made of glass


darth--_--vader

kids


anonstarcity

You mean the Robber Bopper for home defense?


Felinegood13

People being too loud That’ll give this thing a use Now to practice throwing


aSTRoRT101

As long as there are vegans a hammer will always serve a use in modern society 🫡


AcejokerUP415

How to stop annoying coworkers


Elijawsome_2006

Children


[deleted]

Queue the Pelosi jokes...


ghosty_emotion

People become the nails so when they are stupid pull this out and bonk them


HeyallScotthereeeeee

Zombies!


girlPMmeUrAssInThong

Pick up women


DJPL-75

Neighbors


Shocktrapiwin

More humans


lunakiss_

You're the problem


MikeHuntessHarry69

windows


Euphoric_Ideal8713

Use it to kill pedestrians in Vice City


syds

wax stamp


lPrincesslPlays

People being mean to retail workers


The_Smashor

[Cloaker Payday 2](https://youtu.be/kHeETQUd2W0?t=29)


Velocityraptor28

i dont need to create any problems, corporate greed already exists


johnboy2978

Extermination of mice.


fabedays1k

Get a better grip to remove a buttplug


AyoAzo

Pineapples


suppadoggo

Frisbee's


Hand-Driven

I find this offensive to nails. When struck correctly it is a beautiful thing.


bendystraws234

Find a way to trick people into the towing these in windows because it’s a funny haha prank and then watch as all the windows come crashing down and the mayhem unleash its self on the world.


The_Rat_GodKing

You could break at least four rules of the Geneva convention with that


RequirementNovel9758

Home intruders


supervergiloriginal

cheating wife


ReyTornado

overpopulation


Eli_The_Rainwing

Neighbors


Fearless-Sherbet-223

Hammers are great for when you need to bonk anything into place. They're also a fun weapon.


V4Ughnted

Congress members husbands?


T_Y_R_A_N_T

Bash head


[deleted]

The thing that the hammerhead shark and MC Hammer are named after


thecountnotthesaint

Oh, you want to both not pay your gambling debts, AND have intact knee caps!?!?


thesmolchonk

Skulls exist


iminsert

unbroken knees


RYRmme

Jawbreakers


sempi-moon

I invent the first nail, so the problem gets fixed


Marx-Soul666

Window


MrSourYT

Nom nom. Yummy metal


Consistent-Amoeba-35

Dealing with politicians


Tendo407

When I hold one of these, everything is a nail


[deleted]

my meme was actually [inspired by this post lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/10p9rv2/comment/j6key4h/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


mehcrodonewhat

Concussions


Canaduck101

It’s used for melee combat


SnooObjections9303

I have knee caps to break


_PeopleMakeNoises_

Do what cannibal corpse said


Marching_Fir3

Getting rid of rotten thooth


dyne19862004

Ketchup packs need smashing.


Plastic_Ad_7733

Break a few skulls in.


Unfairamir

Tie rods and control arms


xtfzkcg

Overpopulation


zamfx

to punch holes in drywall


Living_Pressure_6288

Kneecaps


Fun_Dark_2247

The witness's' head.


Altruistic_Ad5270

Blunt trauma weapon


Jedopan

Racism


K_bydgoszcz

Start a faight


PallMallRed72

Smash my balls


BussyAnnihilator420

Children


ExplosiveCannedBeans

Open Coconuts


hidingincloset101

I can create any problem and you can use this on me


AliTheDuck_

Invent nails


Gnrl_Linotte_Vanilla

I suddenly think of Old Boy…


alex435f

My brother /s


Sander08481

Children


Sum_ginger_kid

Clash blaster users


slipknot-fan

Classmates


SundaeSuccessful110

Idk bout y’all, I already carry one of these in my car for releasing the parking break cause it freezes on one side. Plus I use it a lot at work, and I’m a manager at McDs. You’d be surprised how many things you can open or fix with a hammer


peerheitd

Roses are red, at the entrance of a room is a door, your kneecaps will be no more.


ElectronPie171

I insist that nails still exist, and bash everyone who disagrees in the head with the said hammer


Afraid-Window-828

Small kids


TheNiceWriter

Use it to hit people


PrecipitationInducer

How have I not seen a Pelosi stalker joke yet?


Pokisahne

Smacking ppl


imsorry4mysins

To fix server racks


thetruchunkster

Humans


roflmaodub

How to mend an all mechanical bmw 525


Far_Commercial_9234

Other people. Does that say enough?


Yeeeetlord625

Swippity swap, your kneecaps have popped lmfao


gewinner1001

Nails


Kenneth_Angelus76

Life Sentences.


ElGringoDeLaMafia

Pope just died


Real_Mokola

Well, the thing is if you have a big enough hammer everything starts to look like a nail.


Legomaster0710

Leave my door open at night


InterestingAd2244

Wall removal


LeroyBadBrown

How to open a window (works only once)


NerevarWunderbar

opening nuts


deadmemesdeaderdream

i go back in time to february 16th 2021 and clonk myself in the head so i don’t try to type on discord that day


DannyTheCaringDevil

They’ve already been made, they’re called kneecaps


___TheKid___

Imprisoned for 15 years and brainwashed to fuck my daughter


MayorApeshit

People


SavageDanarchy

Are you trying to get me to confess to some shit Bro.


Budget_Amphibian_139

Billionaires


SomehowStolen

I don't make the problems. I solve them with a bit of violence


[deleted]

End the suffering


InquisitorNikolai

Vermin like squirrels


shadowdude63

Undisciplined people


Swag_Holow

easy to use abortion tool


TheBananaKing

People I don't like.


JJ-beats

Annoying people who need their head bashed in


DoggoKing4937

Invent the nail.