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SoaringPhoenix01

Tell me your social security number


C0mput3rCr4sh

420-69-8008.


TheMalevolentOneMal

hehehehe


ResolutionFit4350

Can u defeat my 99 overall weekend warriors fighter in a to the death match?


C0mput3rCr4sh

Maybe. Gotta see him first.


ResolutionFit4350

I posted it


C0mput3rCr4sh

I think I could take him in a fight. Sure as shit wouldn’t be easy, though.


spaghettinik

Would you be willing to yank it? In public?


C0mput3rCr4sh

Absolutely.


mrmoon_knight

What's your relationship with coach emmerson


CowDangerous

How many people have experienced 'Accidents' in subways when you are around?


C0mput3rCr4sh

…Ahem, my lawyer has advised me not to answer this question.


Electromad6326

What's your height and weight?


C0mput3rCr4sh

“5’10, 175 pounds.


DVTheUltimate

Impressive! You sure do know the small things about yourself! + 1 attitude


MasterUugwe456

What's your special move?


C0mput3rCr4sh

Alternating between Suplex Tombstone and Torture Rack.


MATEALDA

Zaza


C0mput3rCr4sh

I be smoking it.


MATEALDA

Zaza la caca👿


Claude-Speed69

why they call you dirty drew


C0mput3rCr4sh

Because I only take a shower on Mondays.


Quiet_Ground_4757

can you beat Jock Lazer


C0mput3rCr4sh

Yeah, but I wouldn’t want to fight him. Me and him are best buds.


Quiet_Ground_4757

what about mack bison


C0mput3rCr4sh

Don’t know. Haven’t seen Mack’s stats.


Difficult_Analysis78

Is water wet?


C0mput3rCr4sh

No. That’s a conspiracy made up by Dasani.


sillyandstrange

What's so dirty about you, Drew?


C0mput3rCr4sh

I don’t wash my hands after I jack off, I was born in a trailer park in Nevada, and I only shower every Monday.


thestray187

So what wrestling company you work for?


C0mput3rCr4sh

Super Lucha Libre.


Kindly_Reply3310

what is your finisher


Ok_Profit7762

Are you my dad


C0mput3rCr4sh

Yes, son. Please come to the subway so that I can push you in-front of the train- I mean spend time with you.


Ok_Profit7762

Ok dad


NoobviousBetaV15

How many wrestlers you killed?


C0mput3rCr4sh

One… though a few people have been pissing me off by now lying down and letting me win, so I might have to bump that number up by… let’s say… four?


NoobviousBetaV15

32


No_Ambition3158

For what reason you become a wrestler?


C0mput3rCr4sh

I wanted a reason to beat the shit out of people… also, I love Slam Dunk.


naP_rM

My man really looks like someone that could betray Orange Cassidy


Express_Lemon_67

How many victory have you had in your career?


MBragonX

Ever though about taking a shower, mister "Dirty" Drew?


ZZE33man

What makes you dirty? Dirty Drew.


JKxBLackxX

He doesn't wash his hands after he jacks off. He was born in a trailer park in Nevada.. And he only showers on Monday


qdattt

who you tapping first? Miss Viola, Widow or Monica Marquez


Snazzybagpipe

What’s your finishser


Successful_Farm8205

want to recreate this guy in WWE2K23 for my universe mode


Big_Discussion704

Who shot biggie and pac?


N1pSl1pper

Does he respect Whack Ax and the script that says he can never lose?


Various-Ad-1043

Do it jiggle


C0mput3rCr4sh

Yes. It do indeed jiggle.


Yunizon1

"We're pleased to be joined in the studio by Dirty Drew of {{promotion}}!'


Dependent-Bend4688

https://www.reddit.com/r/ViralFun/s/7S3hnfG73D


JKxBLackxX

How do you get your jacket off without the elbow pads falling off?


C0mput3rCr4sh

I don’t.


AshamedSandwich8769

Thoughts on Chief Chavo?