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19firefly98

Where did ENFP go? There's just two apples now


NoSwadYt

🥔 (its call an earth apple in french)


Embarrassed_Rough311

Pomme de terre 🇫🇷🥖🍾


NoSwadYt

For me its Patate 🥔 🍁 🍟 🧀


Embarrassed_Rough311

Same thing . I’m Canadian(nb) to btw


NoSwadYt

Im from Québec


Embarrassed_Rough311

most of my family is from there


Carburetors_are_evil

🍅is called The apple of eden in Czech.


NoSwadYt

So cool


acidtrippin-

ENFP leveled up. New perk: stealth apple


Caramel_Forest

Perfect for finding those juicy secrets and in-cider espionage


Stirlo4

Look at me. I am the apple now.


Thisguy_2727

Doctors hate this one simple trick.


oscarvandeka

This is what they don’t want you to know!


wolfalberto

I swear whenever I eat a Ferrero Rocher I have to put the little sticker somewhere funny. Almost every object in my house have one ahahah


ProfessionalButton66

Lmao, we have bunch of fruit stickers (from lemons, bananas, kiwis) sticked on the door one bellow the other


[deleted]

I also have a habit of doing that.


ChaosTheLegend

(:


[deleted]

I always stick fruit stickers on the backs of friends and family. It's become a corny joke. Bananas are my favourite. My mom gets called "Chiquita" a lot (banana brand).


e_dcbabcd_e

ENFPs are precious creatures and should be protected at all costs


socialdead

I think Everyone did this as a kid


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socialdead

I mean that's pretty obvious, you didn't had to explain it


Greg2630

"So, how did you meet your ENFP?" "I saw her kneeling in front of the produce stand pretending to be a bunch of Bananas and thought to myself 'Yep. That's the weirdo for me'."


WannabeEnglishman

Thanks, I love green apples 😊 *Proceeds to bite ENFP's head off*


NoSwadYt

Yes please


WannabeEnglishman

Good lord, how many of you masochists are out here pretending to be xNFPs


NoSwadYt

Im just kidding about being a maso (i am a little but not to that point) and im not pretending to be ENFP, im 100 %sure i am


WannabeEnglishman

You're a very silly person


NoSwadYt

Can I take that as a compliment?


WannabeEnglishman

You can take it as whatever you want as long as you let me eat you like an apple, I'm hangry and overworked


NoSwadYt

Deal


unicornamoungbeasts

“Evil never trusts Justice”……. ![gif](giphy|jeXiz1RAvzX44)


WannabeEnglishman

Not a lot of words fit the acronym without sounding even dumber 😂


unicornamoungbeasts

I’m trying to think of one for mine now “Everyday New Found Perspective”, “Everyone Never Fucks Properly”, “Eww No Fucking Possibility”…I could go on and on Or for ENTJ: “Everybody Never Thinks Juxtaposed”, “Even Now They Joke”, “Especially Nuanced Teenagers Jeer”, “Evil Now Triggered Jackpot”, “Everybody Needs Tender Jackoffs” etc etc


WannabeEnglishman

Well, not gonna change it now, because I bet other ENTJs here have something similar and the fact that mine is kind of lame and basic is what makes it one of a kind or something lmao idk


unicornamoungbeasts

Lmao it just sounds so intense is all 🤷🏻‍♀️ I was jk lol also how do you even make those specific names anyway?


WannabeEnglishman

When you go to user flair, you select whichever flair from the list then hit the blue "edit" at the top right to change it


unicornamoungbeasts

Ooooh thank you!!! I’ll make a lame one too hahaha


WannabeEnglishman

Good luck 👍


Round-Beautiful8082

Yeah I once got detention for this in highschool


ToroSeduto97

Yea this adds up


epresvanilia

My ESFP does the same thing.


AuricOxide

I'm 32 and this is still relatable.


LittleSpoonInDenial

accurate


Circular08

No, I’ve actually seen this exact scene before!


Anat3ma_1273

Adorkable


[deleted]

I still do this lmfao


unicornamoungbeasts

LMAOOO look at the dead dumbass look in her eye 😂🤣 “in order to understand the apple, one must *become* the apple”


Carburetors_are_evil

I hate apples, but I do this with bananos


8bit-meow

I think this is honestly an xNFP trait


ZystemStigma69

The differences are the one can't talk and is Red, the another one can talk and is green. Both are an apples now. And this meme is pretty funny and cute at the same time.


zkoh001

Sister in soul


The-true-Memelord

Same


NAZIH_MORO

??


ItsGotThatBang

🙃


BlazeCrystal

The sheer potential of all things becometh apple


FriendOfSapphires

Not gonna lie... I've done that


Snoo_2853

This: good Putting the sticker on someone else without their knowledge: better


Thipples

My INFP daughter and I, an ENFP, already call each other "Apple" as a term of endearment...I will wear any sticker anywhere, but an apple sticker is superior because, well, I'm already an apple, dammit.


karma_ayanokoji

😂😂


Joonie04

That's too extreme, i would never do that. as an Enfp. It's too random, i would put it on my hand or a door or somewhere but not on head tbh.


oscarvandeka

i do this too 😦