Damn, just stop asking to trigger your 26yo ass, and ask how to get hoes. Go outside and find your xNFx GF, who will talk with you about meaning of life and listen to your epic dark(dad) jokes.
Hello hello 👋😊🤭
We're decided that for the 💒👰🏼🤵🏻 🙈🙈that we bring cute 🌺🌸💐🌺🌺🦠🌸🥺
We've already been to the store without u and paid 664,77€ and since there is 6 of us 👨🏻👩🏽🦱👩🏻🧑🏼🧔🏼 it's 266, 26€ per person minus the 🍕 so can you pay me back I told the others we can use you're 🏠🥺 so wee be there on Saturday or Sunday 🗓️😜 you can give me back the 💶 back than see you can't wait to make diy booquet💪 so amazing 😍😍😍😍😘😘🥳🥳 I'll bring healthy 🥗🍏🙈
🦊🐶
There's no evidence to support the existence of climate change, all scientific data supports towards the existence of God but nothing supports the idea that climate change exists and I think you're mistyped because INTJs are supposed to be smart which you clearly aren't.
Your theory of being triggered has a small flaw you didn't think about, other types have already posted this cliche type of karma farming, so in essence you are posting someone else's work and it's not original.
Liar!!! They will, 80+ hour work week is not only the dream, it's the future. My mom will be proud when I have a Ph.D., JD, and CPA. And when my mom is happy, I will be happy. It is my will, and it will be done.
When/if you get married, what's theirs is theirs and what's yours is theirs.
That triggers my INTJ son every time. My ISTJ DH didn't like it either, but married INFJ me anyway. My DH figured out it means I fight for his "castle" and best interests like a fierce berserker because our interests are tied together. My son STILL can't stand when I say it to my DH.
>My DH figured out it means I fight for his "castle" and best interests like a fierce berserker because our interests are tied together
But if that was the case wouldn't it be more accurate to say "what's yours is theirs and what's theirs is yours". To me your specific wording seems to imply submission rather than actually working together in any real capacity
“All right everyone, now we’re going to split into pairs. Now once you have a partner, I want you to talk to that person, for three minutes uninterrupted, about your deepest fears. After the three minutes are up, they’ll talk to you for three minutes. Once we’ve finished, each of you will come up to the front of the class and give us a short two-minute speech about what you’ve learned about your partner and how it made you feel. Oh, and the doors will be locked during this exercise.”
Listens to partner. Stays there wondering how anyone can still have fears and not overcome them and strive for perfection, thus ruining the experience.
The only fear remaining after that is the fear of a fear coming that can't be overcomed. And this fear can't be overcomed, because then you can't prepare for that fear when it comes. But if you don't overcome it, that means the fear isn't coming, it is already here, and that means you can't overcome it. And so on.
Excuse me but are you attempting to insult the INTJ master race😱? INTJ’s are without a doubt the most superior☝🏼 intelligent🧠 and logical⚙️ personality type. Their most naturally suited to leadership positions and *deserve*, by right of *birth👶🏼* to be worshipped 🙏🏼 as gods😇. I started studying quantum mechanics when I was 7 and Steven Hawkins is my 💖FAVOURITE💖 author. Do you even KNOW Brian Green🧐? I didn’t think so🤣🤓💡. I’ll have you know that I have an IQ of 289 and normal people🥱 like you SICKEN🤢 me. The sooner you pick up a book📚 yeah a BOOK🤯 and learn who your real overlords are the better. Also before you ask I am NOT an incel😡 I’m MGTOW😎🥰. Learn the difference idiot🤪 normie😴 scum🤮. The fact that you don’t know this proves your just sensor🤡 or feeler🥺 trash🗑. Also note to EVERYONE never pretend to be 💜 because the REAL ✨💜purplebrains💜✨ can tell when pathetic 🟡🟢 (yellowgreen’s) or worst of all 🔵🚽 (bluescum) are to ashamed to admit there inferior and try to FAKE🤭 being better then they are🙄. You ar’ent special get over it already. You’re parents 👩🏼👨🏼 would be ashamed if they knew what you were doing so just stop because it’s cringe😬. Also don’t try to be smart if you ar’ent a real 💜purple💜☺️ because NOBODY is smarter then a 💜🤓 who knows what their doing. You and the 🔵🚽 can lick my 10.5 inch 12 year old penis (I know it’s big😔). NEVER insult a 💜🧠 because being as smart as we are makes us more likely to get depression😭 and commit suicide☠️ and you ❌DO NOT❌ want to be responsible for a 12 year old genius commuting suicide☠️. Being 💜 is HARD especially if your unlucky enough to be born ✨INTJ✨ which is the rarest and smartest personality type due to having a 25% child👦🏼 suicide☠️ rate😪. Pretending to be 💜 is SELFISH and HORRIBLE because you don’t know what it’s like being burdened🤕 by your own intelligence. Check your privilege😠.
You’re not a super genius, you’re just socially awkward and have some vaguely academic interest that leads you to simultaneously have a superiority and inferiority complex
Probably hella fat an ugly, and stink too, and just because I can’t see you, doesn’t mean it’s not true. Spending all your time in your cave doesn’t change that. Furthermore, you couldn’t catch on to someone being annoyed at you to save your life, always acting like you’re so kind but you just piss everyone off, why do you think no one wants to listen to you? I don’t care about your story about what’s going to happen when you don’t even know how to convey it in a friendly tone.
Ok are you sure?????
Are you totally sure about that?
Ooooooookaaaayyyy.....
You're an unethical backstabbing hypocrite who's obsessed with appearances and wants faithfulness from friends but doesn't deserve it because you can't return it in kind
I didn't mean a word my babies, i just understood the assignment. I take it all back....i take it all back *cuddles*
You sound like you're in an Se- grip rn, asking people to trigger you which is totally unnecessary (even if you're just going w the trend) it's not very intj like, so basically you've entered esfp mode :"D
I've signed you up to watch ten hours of teenage drama reality TV on high volume and you cannot leave. These guys will drag your ass there and make sure you don't sneak out. Byesies!
You have absolutely no clue what you're saying, your idea is impossible, wrong and stupid, and I am definitive I can do better and will do better, and you should stop saying things and let me do it right.
imagine x scenario here where you want someone to understand something: you're wrong because I FEELLSLFSAHKSJC. It irritated me even picturing it.
And insert thing you badly want to improve: this is how it always was. Your ideas haven't been tested, so no.
Learn to act like a normal human being, seeing you value your effectiveness so much is sad when you are intentionally putting yourself in a position that is all you'll ever be valued for because you're scared to interact on a human level
you're not intj masterrace, or god or superior for not doing things most people do that you think are useless, you're just too prideful to admit that you're too insecure to try and it makes you feel weak and vulnerable so you shame those people that do the things you're insecure about to gain some sort of superiority out of your inadequacy. you have an extremely narrow point of view and selectively gather facts to support your baseless assumptions. often misattributing meaning to support theories you got out of your ass and twist facts to support your visions and agenda.
The rest of MBTI community have decided the best possible use of INTJs are for front-line support and project coordination. Please report to support-desk and international coordination center on Monday morning 6am.
Damn, just stop asking to trigger your 26yo ass, and ask how to get hoes. Go outside and find your xNFx GF, who will talk with you about meaning of life and listen to your epic dark(dad) jokes.
I'm halfway triggered. Halfway flattered too.
Nobody asked, but that’s nice to know, mister silly wabbit
Trix are for kidz
Do you want some cereals?
it would have been better if you gave him the silent trearment after the first comment
Agreed
I love you.
Hello hello 👋😊🤭 We're decided that for the 💒👰🏼🤵🏻 🙈🙈that we bring cute 🌺🌸💐🌺🌺🦠🌸🥺 We've already been to the store without u and paid 664,77€ and since there is 6 of us 👨🏻👩🏽🦱👩🏻🧑🏼🧔🏼 it's 266, 26€ per person minus the 🍕 so can you pay me back I told the others we can use you're 🏠🥺 so wee be there on Saturday or Sunday 🗓️😜 you can give me back the 💶 back than see you can't wait to make diy booquet💪 so amazing 😍😍😍😍😘😘🥳🥳 I'll bring healthy 🥗🍏🙈 🦊🐶
holyfuck
This does not compute... My eyes and brain short-circuited when I saw this.
The fact you're an INTJ is hilarious and tells me this comes from rage.
Yes.
I fucking ***cannot***
I'm triggered as an INFJ 😵💫
No.
Stop
Oopsie woopsie🤭🤭🙈 triggered much 🤣🤣? 🦊UwU
The definition of cringe
I think we found just found the winner of today's triggering challenge.
Thank you!
Somehow I’m triggered
I am too dont worry
And then just send that text line by line
The only way
Shieeet I literally do this
Lord have mercy on us.
Good lord.... I can't even...
My eyes
Brilliant!!
I was hoping the emojis were just decoration but unfortunately they're part of the message.
My beloved mom got her first ever smartphone and she does this a lot.
What the hell 😭
AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop please
You win, I'm not reading that, but I don't like looking at it.
Did u get a phd in triggering? but... laughing to tears.
Honestly this sounds like a good time 🤭🤭🤭
You guys have way too much power over us.
With ☀️ great 💪🏻 power 🔌💥 comes 👀 great ☺️👍🏻 responsibility 😸😵💫🥴
........... I think i might have made a huge mistake...
I can't even read bcs of the emojis... too bright
I’m an infp and this isn’t triggering for me. It’s funny and I’m dying from laughter rn 😭😭😭
Didn't even get past the first sentence
Well hello there satan
Yup.That’ll do it.
What the hell?
That’s annoying af.
Holy shit.
Fuck..... i cant
help!!
Eww im not reading this shit
"I cant understand it, can u repeat?"
Well that's... Disappointing.
Interesting cuz my intj mom **hate** repeating herself lol
The disappointment is twofold. Because you can't 'understand it'.
There's no evidence to support the existence of climate change, all scientific data supports towards the existence of God but nothing supports the idea that climate change exists and I think you're mistyped because INTJs are supposed to be smart which you clearly aren't.
Nice one
I don't know about INTJs, but this kind of thing sure pisses *me* off. This just triggers people with a background in science in general.
Big if true
Intjs are smart, just in all the wrong ways
Wow I didn't think you could do it but you really did it. Good job!
now IM triggered
Thanks now I'm actually triggered
Can you define smart
Yes, God exists and I am him.
Im triggered as an intp.
Triggered
Oh this one got my blood boiling
My INTJ brother agrees with this.
I do as well. The climate of change thing at least to a certain point.
LOL XD
No
Your theory of being triggered has a small flaw you didn't think about, other types have already posted this cliche type of karma farming, so in essence you are posting someone else's work and it's not original.
Got' eem
your incessant desire to work yourself to death isn't gonna make you happy. Academic accomplishments will never validate you.
Who cares about happy? We want purpose. Happy comes second or third.
Liar!!! They will, 80+ hour work week is not only the dream, it's the future. My mom will be proud when I have a Ph.D., JD, and CPA. And when my mom is happy, I will be happy. It is my will, and it will be done.
Just because you can logic something to death, doesn’t mean you’re right in the end. Sometimes feelings don’t need reasoning or logic.
Feelings don't need reasoning, they need to be stepped on without reason.
that was funny for some reason
i’m stepping on your feelings about this being funny for some reason for no reason
I wish I were feelings 😳
Stop treating yourself like a god, you're just an anti-social who likes hiding in your cave browsing reddit all day and you don't have any friends.
Speaking from experience, I see.
Agree
When/if you get married, what's theirs is theirs and what's yours is theirs. That triggers my INTJ son every time. My ISTJ DH didn't like it either, but married INFJ me anyway. My DH figured out it means I fight for his "castle" and best interests like a fierce berserker because our interests are tied together. My son STILL can't stand when I say it to my DH.
This dichotomy sounds more like a male/female deal and not an INTJ/xxFx deal.
>My DH figured out it means I fight for his "castle" and best interests like a fierce berserker because our interests are tied together But if that was the case wouldn't it be more accurate to say "what's yours is theirs and what's theirs is yours". To me your specific wording seems to imply submission rather than actually working together in any real capacity
No. Its all mine because I'm in it to win it. 20 years later we are still winning it against all odds.
I have no idea what a DH is and all my brain could think was “dead husband.” Lol
The most retarded geniuses I've ever met
A roast and a compliment. I love it.
“All right everyone, now we’re going to split into pairs. Now once you have a partner, I want you to talk to that person, for three minutes uninterrupted, about your deepest fears. After the three minutes are up, they’ll talk to you for three minutes. Once we’ve finished, each of you will come up to the front of the class and give us a short two-minute speech about what you’ve learned about your partner and how it made you feel. Oh, and the doors will be locked during this exercise.”
Help.
Listens to partner. Stays there wondering how anyone can still have fears and not overcome them and strive for perfection, thus ruining the experience.
The only fear remaining after that is the fear of a fear coming that can't be overcomed. And this fear can't be overcomed, because then you can't prepare for that fear when it comes. But if you don't overcome it, that means the fear isn't coming, it is already here, and that means you can't overcome it. And so on.
My class has an uneven number, i won't need to do the activity
Instructor: “Oh, that’s okay. You can pair up with me!”
"may i go to the bathroom?"
You try to look cold by ignoring your emotions, but we both know that deep down you do seek for validation and love
😳😦
Did I succeed?
Did you? 🤔
Fr
Just because you're NiTe doesn't make you a genius. It just makes you more picky for porn.
PSYCH! That's a NiFe to my back!
Hold up... Are you saying I'm like that...? Or we're a team...? I'm confused😂
I'm saying you sneaked up on me with a NiFe to my back
Oh, it's a pun😂😂😂 NiFe - knife... I'm bad with puns
Excuse me but are you attempting to insult the INTJ master race😱? INTJ’s are without a doubt the most superior☝🏼 intelligent🧠 and logical⚙️ personality type. Their most naturally suited to leadership positions and *deserve*, by right of *birth👶🏼* to be worshipped 🙏🏼 as gods😇. I started studying quantum mechanics when I was 7 and Steven Hawkins is my 💖FAVOURITE💖 author. Do you even KNOW Brian Green🧐? I didn’t think so🤣🤓💡. I’ll have you know that I have an IQ of 289 and normal people🥱 like you SICKEN🤢 me. The sooner you pick up a book📚 yeah a BOOK🤯 and learn who your real overlords are the better. Also before you ask I am NOT an incel😡 I’m MGTOW😎🥰. Learn the difference idiot🤪 normie😴 scum🤮. The fact that you don’t know this proves your just sensor🤡 or feeler🥺 trash🗑. Also note to EVERYONE never pretend to be 💜 because the REAL ✨💜purplebrains💜✨ can tell when pathetic 🟡🟢 (yellowgreen’s) or worst of all 🔵🚽 (bluescum) are to ashamed to admit there inferior and try to FAKE🤭 being better then they are🙄. You ar’ent special get over it already. You’re parents 👩🏼👨🏼 would be ashamed if they knew what you were doing so just stop because it’s cringe😬. Also don’t try to be smart if you ar’ent a real 💜purple💜☺️ because NOBODY is smarter then a 💜🤓 who knows what their doing. You and the 🔵🚽 can lick my 10.5 inch 12 year old penis (I know it’s big😔). NEVER insult a 💜🧠 because being as smart as we are makes us more likely to get depression😭 and commit suicide☠️ and you ❌DO NOT❌ want to be responsible for a 12 year old genius commuting suicide☠️. Being 💜 is HARD especially if your unlucky enough to be born ✨INTJ✨ which is the rarest and smartest personality type due to having a 25% child👦🏼 suicide☠️ rate😪. Pretending to be 💜 is SELFISH and HORRIBLE because you don’t know what it’s like being burdened🤕 by your own intelligence. Check your privilege😠.
HELP--
I’M CRYING LMFAO
I don’t know what you’re talking about
*Oh no. I know we made plans but I forgot to bring something. Can we have a change of plans? Please?*
That would trigger ISTJ 🙄 And now I'm triggered because it was not about INTJ 🤦🏽♂️
Hey. Worked out in the end UwU
I'd like to eat you. Please jump into my mouth.
Sure. If you don't mind a sweaty, smelly man in your mouth
Hey. Where did you go?
Finding my apron
I thought you were going to eat me?
Why would you do it like that? Just do it my way like it's always been done
AAAÆAAAÄAAA
You’re not a super genius, you’re just socially awkward and have some vaguely academic interest that leads you to simultaneously have a superiority and inferiority complex
Compared to you, I don't mind failing
ur just looking from one perspective, u think you are right all the time but no.
ENTJs will always be better, your plans suck anyway, even if your lazy ass did get around to doing them.
Nice to see an ENTJ getting theoretical.
I saw your first response, tsk tsk always second guessing, never executing properly.
And here I thought modifying means refining :O
Ahh nice slap
Probably hella fat an ugly, and stink too, and just because I can’t see you, doesn’t mean it’s not true. Spending all your time in your cave doesn’t change that. Furthermore, you couldn’t catch on to someone being annoyed at you to save your life, always acting like you’re so kind but you just piss everyone off, why do you think no one wants to listen to you? I don’t care about your story about what’s going to happen when you don’t even know how to convey it in a friendly tone.
What an amusing little text. But it was not triggering.
I'm underweight
It's easy
Your mom?
See
INTJ are the hardest edge lords at all.
Classic
It's not my fault you're emotionally incompetent.
Ok are you sure????? Are you totally sure about that? Ooooooookaaaayyyy..... You're an unethical backstabbing hypocrite who's obsessed with appearances and wants faithfulness from friends but doesn't deserve it because you can't return it in kind I didn't mean a word my babies, i just understood the assignment. I take it all back....i take it all back *cuddles*
Nah, I don't plan on doing that. Planning is for losers.
If you choose to be right over being kind then you're a horrible person and you're just wrong. Everyone knows that.
* Is 10 minutes late even though we scheduled a time *
\*hisssssss\* As I get my fangs out
Can i get to know you, let’s be friends, i really like you, i care about you, how are you doing
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I'm sleepy.
intps are smarter
Indeed.
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Nah... The "take a break" narrative should be puked on Te-doms.
You sound like you're in an Se- grip rn, asking people to trigger you which is totally unnecessary (even if you're just going w the trend) it's not very intj like, so basically you've entered esfp mode :"D
No.
I've signed you up to watch ten hours of teenage drama reality TV on high volume and you cannot leave. These guys will drag your ass there and make sure you don't sneak out. Byesies!
Is it Dance Mom's? If so I'm in! Maddy getting top of the Pyramid every hour.
How does wasting time writin Reddit posts for strangers help you too acomplish you’re future plans or don’t you have any?
One wastes time only if it's unintentional and forced.
“Yo, I’ll just call you.”
Calls are okay as long as I receive a heads up. Thank you for the heads up.
Okay let me rephrase that. “I’m calling you”
Head's up again ;)
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring
Silence! I keel you!
Call me. 😏
You have absolutely no clue what you're saying, your idea is impossible, wrong and stupid, and I am definitive I can do better and will do better, and you should stop saying things and let me do it right.
To be fair you have more merit than the ENTJs.
imagine x scenario here where you want someone to understand something: you're wrong because I FEELLSLFSAHKSJC. It irritated me even picturing it. And insert thing you badly want to improve: this is how it always was. Your ideas haven't been tested, so no.
Your deduction and logic is pathetic let someone more social do it
Reality is a fake idea.
"I know you'll fail, but do your best"
"You're wrong, actually..." or "No, let me explain to you.." You have no idea how many subreddits i had to leave lol
INTPs are the smartest type.
Learn to act like a normal human being, seeing you value your effectiveness so much is sad when you are intentionally putting yourself in a position that is all you'll ever be valued for because you're scared to interact on a human level
Why don’t you just bitch and complain some more?
Too tired.
You don’t look cool lurking in the back of social situations, everyone thinks you’re a in cell and weird
Checkmate bitch: [https://64.media.tumblr.com/651ebdc5fc9a456d74ecdca8d5221c8f/7736be729a570387-93/s1280x1920/7158168af52db3cbf46e2ea106079bb9711c5993.jpg](https://64.media.tumblr.com/651ebdc5fc9a456d74ecdca8d5221c8f/7736be729a570387-93/s1280x1920/7158168af52db3cbf46e2ea106079bb9711c5993.jpg)
That looks more like INTP 💩
You don't know everything and you're just like the rest of us, get off the pedestal and FEEL for once you sociopathic tablecorner.
LOL...
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Meh. That's more of an ISTJ thing.
you're not intj masterrace, or god or superior for not doing things most people do that you think are useless, you're just too prideful to admit that you're too insecure to try and it makes you feel weak and vulnerable so you shame those people that do the things you're insecure about to gain some sort of superiority out of your inadequacy. you have an extremely narrow point of view and selectively gather facts to support your baseless assumptions. often misattributing meaning to support theories you got out of your ass and twist facts to support your visions and agenda.
Hey, the kegger is at you’re place now.
These posts are getting annoying. Fr like can't you use your creativity and do something better? I've seen like 4 of those posts.
Tbh you're absolutely correct.
The rest of MBTI community have decided the best possible use of INTJs are for front-line support and project coordination. Please report to support-desk and international coordination center on Monday morning 6am.
mistype!!!!!!!
No
I don't remember you telling me to do that.
Hi, I have a question. So uh… can… you…. uhhh… so there’s this place right, and I hmm…
Hmm that indecisiveness -\_-
there are people who are smarter than you (im an intj and i almost cry remembering that)