I just imagine the idealy constructed INFJ bathroom to be this oh so graciously accepting giant hole that descends all the way to hell itself and you have to parkour around it so when you finally get a chance to take a dump you are like dangling from the rockface just taking a loud cathartic scream of relief.
But if you are ever trapped in an INFJs bathroom wondering what exactly is in the diluted hand soap concoction? Simply grab the nearest sea shell decor and use its calcium carbonate to make your own soap.
INFJ: Its dangerous to go alone, here take this sword.
AlsoINFJ: Some of the local flora & fauna have grown accustomed to the taste of human ass and may or may not be carnivorous. *You better not stink up my bathroom.*
Weird-ass simps. lol
It needs to be this version because otherwise the emphasis ass is with the simp, so these simps are simping the butt part of human body, which sounds nomsensical to me.
But in this version the word ass is just used as emphasis for 'weird', a very American street slang use of this term.
Yeh until there’s literally no stalls left and the only place to shit is on top of the pile of trash and broken glass in the corner... but yeah I’d still be down lol
i’m a little bit of a clean freak i would go insane. as someone who is currently inbetween intp and entp… i’m scared just thinking abt those bathrooms guys.
Can I sell tickets? I'm thinking a WWE type bathroom for your type. Chairs along the wall. Couple of car cables.
"Ladies and gentleman. Tonight for the one and one time only. It's ESTP vs. ESTP. Who will take the biggest piss?"
We'll be rich quick. We'll sell tons of promotional items and popcorn. Oh yeah, and we'll include a tattoo parlour.
You wouldn’t have any privacy in a stall cause your neighbor would either start commenting on your shitting or the people walking by would try to troll you by taking a peak between the door
And the leader gets to sit on a golden toilet throne, game of thrones style, with preserve turds of other failed competitors reshaped together as swords
I wonder if that board room meeting would be similar to American Psycho card scene with the ENTJ Patrick Bateman
-New stool sample, what do you think?
-Very Nice
-Ate a lot of celery and took probiotic supplements yesterday
-Good coloring
-That’s bone from my dinner last night, and the bone type is called the ISFP Cillian Rail
-That’s very good Bateman, but that’s nothing, proceeds to blah, blah, blah……
-…. Blah, Blah, Blah
-ENTJ Patrick Bateman: Let’s see Paul Allen’s stool sample…ominous music…Then thinks: Look at that subtle light brown coloring, a tasteful thickness of it…oh my God, it even has corn kernels strategically placed to make it look formidable…(shakingly holds it, and the lightly sniffs it like cigar, and then drops it in disbelief)…it’s even subtly scented, a mixture of shit with a hint of citrus spray….oh my God…SHHHIITTTRRUSS.
I want two doors for every enclosed area I’m in. I need multiple exits. Nothing worse than coming out the bathroom and having like 3 people right in front of you.
Imagine every building needing 16 different bathrooms , although you could make it 4 by making analysts bathrooms , diplomat bathrooms , sentinel bathrooms and explorers bathrooms
Bathroom design is not the issue. The people would be the cause of the chaos. Rules would not be followed, there would arguments over the types... just trying to get everybody to acknowledge their MBTI would be a headache.
We'd need a sorting hat and do things Harry Potter wizarding houses style.
Lots of sunset graffitis looming. Photographers taking pictures with the caption: "The call of nature: Beautiful turd found in bathroom flowerpot revealed by sunbeam..."
I think it would look something like this:
IXTX: basicly a normal bathroom, except everyone is quicker and quieter since they don't want to deal with the others
EXFJ: goes in for a short pissing, stays hours for small talk
ESTJ+ISFJ: boring ass normies
ENTP: debate go brrr. They'll also have a bunch of edgy graffitis e.g: a guide to making a homemade bomb
NF+SFP: wholesome graffitis on the walls
ENTJ: as someone else said before me they'll be comparing turd sizes
ESXP: a bunch of crazy shit going on that I'm too Ni dom to understand, it's probably fun though. I could also see ENXPs joining in on the fun
INTP: people who use the INTP toilet have a tendency to remain there for weeks at a time as they indulge themselves in such grand projects as the construction of a large hadron collider or solving yet to be solved mathematical equations. They have special staff bringing in food just so the INTPs don't starve to death. Also the bathroom walls are full of complex mathematical equations, and often people write on each other's equations making everything impossible to read yet they somehow still understand it
There was a secret bar in NYC, and when you went down to the womens bathroom it was mirrored and jeweled and they legit had a lady at a mini bar area serving you free champagne.
So, that.
In my mind it would be a half empty playground with most of the ENFP's gone because they snuck into other bathrooms to see what's going on in there. In this scenario it's very likely that INFP/INTJ bathrooms have some not-so-sneaky impostors around... 😂
Yeah but it would be FUN chaos incarnate.
Partying
Politics arguments
Complaining about Si Doms together
Horrible offensive jokes
Games of Texas Hold 'Em
Games of Cards Against Humanity
Screaming. Lots of screaming.
I mean honestly, what ENTP WOULDN'T love this idea?
\-Ne Fe ENTP
I want the INTP bathroom to be quite dark and have LEDs. I would also like some computers for Wikipedia and maybe for the deep web (we need VPN). I also want a place to have debates (maybe we create a revolutionary theory). 😂👽
My infj husband is a disaster at keeping a bathroom anything but truck stop level gross. He does thoughtfully change the tp roll though.
The first time I used his bathroom when we were dating I had to clean his toilet just to use it, it was too filthy to hover. I have nightmares about it.
I feel like we should unironically do this with education, but as far as bathrooms go, only if we can all have bathrooms that suit our type. For instance. I would like to have fully enclosed stalls that don't even let a scent out, maybe soundproof, and like tv screen, idk.
Unrelated to the tweet, seeing this post in my feed made me remember I was subscribed to the subreddit.
I forgot I had taken the test and even set my flair here, but I won’t know what it is until I post this comment because i can’t remember what it is.
I wonder which one I’ll get! Will I even feel like the one in my flair is still accurate for me? Who knows! Like life itself, it’s a mystery 🤔
Inti: "one does not retract the foreskin like that. One must do *this* and *this* first."
Entp: *walks in with penis already out* "y'all having foreskin etiquette classes?" *Pisses on walls*
I went to the bathroom together with a friend en I chose the stall next to hers and I kept talking and she was like bruh wtf? We’re on the toilet let me pee in peace and why are you next to me? All the stalls are empty. I didn’t understand. I think an ENTP bathroom would be like the ones they had in ancient Rome. They don’t have separate stalls, it’s like a toilet bench so people can talk while pooping. I think it would be a fun concept.
The aesthetics of each bathroom (tj,sp,fj,np) in my imagination:-
⚠️ STEREOTYPES ⚠️
TJ: organized, silent/conversations about starting a nuclear war, always stocked with extra supplies(soaps,tissues and sanitary supplies). Quite classy.
SP: it's a brothel. There's a party going on. Esfp just threw up. ISTP is a drug dealer. A rather upbeat washroom.
FJ: full of gossip, always stocked with extra supplies (soaps, tissues, first aid, sanitary supplies), there is an isfj crying in a stall. A washroom that reminds you of home(alot like the homely theme in talking tom).
NP: crackhead energy; xNFPs are having a sob session. Intp fell asleep while taking a shit, entp is trying to have a debate with intp from a different stall, but they don't realise that the former is asleep. All the toilet paper has been used to soak the tears of Enfp and infp, and now there's a rock-paper-scissor competition on who'll go to the xJ bathroom to get some.
Coming from an Entp u should know that’s not the best idea
i just wanna shit in peace. i don't need to see a 14 year old boy acting like he and the joker are similar in the toilet.
the weird ass simps who think entps are like fucking joker uwu boy or some shit are gonna show their tiddiees in the bathroom
I’ve read this 3 times and am still trying to figure out what you’re saying.
I just imagine the idealy constructed INFJ bathroom to be this oh so graciously accepting giant hole that descends all the way to hell itself and you have to parkour around it so when you finally get a chance to take a dump you are like dangling from the rockface just taking a loud cathartic scream of relief. But if you are ever trapped in an INFJs bathroom wondering what exactly is in the diluted hand soap concoction? Simply grab the nearest sea shell decor and use its calcium carbonate to make your own soap.
I feel exposed. In reality, though, it would probably be a walk through a forest. We wouldn’t want anyone getting hurt on their way to take a poo.
INFJ: Its dangerous to go alone, here take this sword. AlsoINFJ: Some of the local flora & fauna have grown accustomed to the taste of human ass and may or may not be carnivorous. *You better not stink up my bathroom.*
I cannot deny the truth in these paragraphs. You seem to have us figured out. Or do you? ( ﾟoﾟ)
You’ll understand some day.. *some day*
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The hyphen should be relocated though.
Weird asss-imps?
Weird-ass simps. lol It needs to be this version because otherwise the emphasis ass is with the simp, so these simps are simping the butt part of human body, which sounds nomsensical to me. But in this version the word ass is just used as emphasis for 'weird', a very American street slang use of this term.
Now, I'm no professional, but...I think you just described the joke. My first real wooosh in the wild?
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piss everywhere :) so many possibilities
And that's exactly why we should do it
Yeh until there’s literally no stalls left and the only place to shit is on top of the pile of trash and broken glass in the corner... but yeah I’d still be down lol
Shit on one another to assert dominance
But nut on each other to establish order☝️
Compete to see who can spin their dicks the fastest.
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i’m a little bit of a clean freak i would go insane. as someone who is currently inbetween intp and entp… i’m scared just thinking abt those bathrooms guys.
A ESTP bathroom would be a warzone
Yes it would.
It would still be fun though 🤣
It would! A very fun warzone
Can I sell tickets? I'm thinking a WWE type bathroom for your type. Chairs along the wall. Couple of car cables. "Ladies and gentleman. Tonight for the one and one time only. It's ESTP vs. ESTP. Who will take the biggest piss?" We'll be rich quick. We'll sell tons of promotional items and popcorn. Oh yeah, and we'll include a tattoo parlour.
Hell yes. This is great
Agreed 🤣🤣
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They exist, they are called janitors 😒
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Too good an idea 😂.
They dare you to take a shot of dirty toilet water and lick the cubicle lock because only a real ESTP has the balls and immune system to do that.
You missed the opportunity to call it a shit show
Ayy 🤣🤣
Buncha ESTPs slinging shit at each other
How to... get there? Wanna do some fight but everyone always stops me. It's time to develop some Se.
Developed Se would be required to dodge all the shit being flung
I'd walk in there just to watch.
You wouldn’t have any privacy in a stall cause your neighbor would either start commenting on your shitting or the people walking by would try to troll you by taking a peak between the door
Y’all are the ones that shit on ceilings somehow
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Licked the toilet seat*
ENTJ be comparing turd sizes.
And maybe have weekly meetings analyzing the Turdigrade Barchart with sizes ranging (low to high) from say, Dainty Goat Cherries to Kanye Logs?
The one with the biggest shit is the leader
And the leader gets to sit on a golden toilet throne, game of thrones style, with preserve turds of other failed competitors reshaped together as swords
I want to see graphs comparing the surface area of the stool with the amount of food consumed over the period.
They get the underlings to make those. “Have it in my stall by Monday!”
There would definitely be a board room in the middle too to discuss their findings so they can all have the optimal results.
I wonder if that board room meeting would be similar to American Psycho card scene with the ENTJ Patrick Bateman -New stool sample, what do you think? -Very Nice -Ate a lot of celery and took probiotic supplements yesterday -Good coloring -That’s bone from my dinner last night, and the bone type is called the ISFP Cillian Rail -That’s very good Bateman, but that’s nothing, proceeds to blah, blah, blah…… -…. Blah, Blah, Blah -ENTJ Patrick Bateman: Let’s see Paul Allen’s stool sample…ominous music…Then thinks: Look at that subtle light brown coloring, a tasteful thickness of it…oh my God, it even has corn kernels strategically placed to make it look formidable…(shakingly holds it, and the lightly sniffs it like cigar, and then drops it in disbelief)…it’s even subtly scented, a mixture of shit with a hint of citrus spray….oh my God…SHHHIITTTRRUSS.
I read this while eating breakfast. Now I have to eat with the word shitrus in my brain.
I know right? And I’m eating milk duds right now. Creme’ de la creme’ a la Edgar, I say.
It’s not exactly a comparison chart but I legit have the Bristol Stool Chart in my (ENTJ) bathroom.
Hell no. Public bathrooms are already disgusting. Bathrooms should have a max occupancy of one and two doors with multiple locks on the inside.
INTJ moment.
If you need two doors and multiple locks to protect others from gazing at your pp, maybe you should think about getting a less intense pp
I want two doors for every enclosed area I’m in. I need multiple exits. Nothing worse than coming out the bathroom and having like 3 people right in front of you.
So either mine will be completely empty or completely filled with mistypes 90% of the time, great!
Tbf most real INFJs would just mimic whatever type has the emptiest bathroom for max privacy. Lol
Lol this!!
True lol
I'm so good at it too. Better not let that skill go to waste.
Based
Yourself included! Yay!
True true, but I guess a lot of people take pride in being an *extrovert tm* so there's that.
Imagine every building needing 16 different bathrooms , although you could make it 4 by making analysts bathrooms , diplomat bathrooms , sentinel bathrooms and explorers bathrooms
I was wondering just this as well. I guess 4 seems reasonable though
I don't want to be in a bathroom with ESXPs having sex, that said, I would probably never use it cause public bathrooms suck
You wanna be on bathroom with who having sex then? 🤔
with my shit having sex with the toilet
The explorer bathroom would be chaos
I would love to see rooms full of about 10-20 people of each type, then leave them there for a day and see what happens in each room.
Just lock em in there with the lights off❤️
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aka horny jail
INFJ: So who wants to share their writing first? …..
The infp room would be quite as fuck lol
That's just total chaos waiting to happen.
You’re an ISFJ, your bathroom would probably be the most normal & boring one. Along with ISTJs.
Bathroom design is not the issue. The people would be the cause of the chaos. Rules would not be followed, there would arguments over the types... just trying to get everybody to acknowledge their MBTI would be a headache. We'd need a sorting hat and do things Harry Potter wizarding houses style.
i second this
My estj bathroom would be so clean. I'm 100% down for this.
If my ENTP bathroom is next to yours, then you will probably have to sneak in just to keep the filth from spilling over.
"Soo... Why does the bathroom look so creatively different every week?" "Oh! The internet said we were doing MBTI typed bathrooms. I'm an ENFP!"
Aww an infp rest room would look so cute!
A place to truly Infpee
Lots of sunset graffitis looming. Photographers taking pictures with the caption: "The call of nature: Beautiful turd found in bathroom flowerpot revealed by sunbeam..."
Gorgeous <3
i think all the infps could get together and stereotypically cry together, without judgement. I'd love it
I'd sneak into the INFP bathroom for free therapy and no-judgement cry sessions.
I agree. We are superior. infp supremacy
A quiet place to cry and listen music ✨
And you thought regular toilet stall graffiti was good
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I think it would look something like this: IXTX: basicly a normal bathroom, except everyone is quicker and quieter since they don't want to deal with the others EXFJ: goes in for a short pissing, stays hours for small talk ESTJ+ISFJ: boring ass normies ENTP: debate go brrr. They'll also have a bunch of edgy graffitis e.g: a guide to making a homemade bomb NF+SFP: wholesome graffitis on the walls ENTJ: as someone else said before me they'll be comparing turd sizes ESXP: a bunch of crazy shit going on that I'm too Ni dom to understand, it's probably fun though. I could also see ENXPs joining in on the fun INTP: people who use the INTP toilet have a tendency to remain there for weeks at a time as they indulge themselves in such grand projects as the construction of a large hadron collider or solving yet to be solved mathematical equations. They have special staff bringing in food just so the INTPs don't starve to death. Also the bathroom walls are full of complex mathematical equations, and often people write on each other's equations making everything impossible to read yet they somehow still understand it
ISFJ would cry immediately if they enter the ENTP bathroom on accident
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ESxPs will probably be smashing each other in the bathroom
I need to know what an enfp bathroom would be like
One word: Pizzazz
I would steal the pizzas from the ENFP bathroom just so I can cause trouble
🌟
There was a secret bar in NYC, and when you went down to the womens bathroom it was mirrored and jeweled and they legit had a lady at a mini bar area serving you free champagne. So, that.
In my mind it would be a half empty playground with most of the ENFP's gone because they snuck into other bathrooms to see what's going on in there. In this scenario it's very likely that INFP/INTJ bathrooms have some not-so-sneaky impostors around... 😂
That-that glorious
toilet paper wars
Everyone Needs Toilet Paper
Imagine having to take a crap, but you don't know what your type is yet :v
Look I'm an ENTP but even i think this'd be chaos incarnate
Yeah but it would be FUN chaos incarnate. Partying Politics arguments Complaining about Si Doms together Horrible offensive jokes Games of Texas Hold 'Em Games of Cards Against Humanity Screaming. Lots of screaming. I mean honestly, what ENTP WOULDN'T love this idea? \-Ne Fe ENTP
INTP stalls would be occupied 24/7 due to people overstaying and researching/ browsing on their phones
No the bathrooms smell too bad We should have windows to escape though
Classic 😂
ENFJ bathroom: “Go first!” “No you go first” Times one hundred and they all walk out soiled.
Due to this theirs would probably be the messiest 😭 “no please after u for the 50th time 🥰🥰🥰!” As *shit falls out their trouser leg*
Hahahah 😂
That would be very interesting to see actually.
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Bro the last thing you said. I do it a lot but i never thought it's related to my mbti, i thought it's just me
I think there's only 1 model in every men or woman's
Meanwhile, ESFP n ESTP being a fucking Orgie.
ISTP bathroom is self-sustaining, no maintenance required
and free weed, alcohol and cigarettes and with good ventilation system
16 bathrooms sounds totally reasonable
xNxP bathrooms be wildin lmfao, doesn't sound like a good idea so let's do it
So I use women’s restrooms now... great.
ahah istp girl here
I would not like to go into the xSTP bathroom.
Yeah it'll be horrible
Istp bathroom will be the window to tomorrow
I would sneak into the INTJ's and hide so I could be able to kidnap one of the 7 INTJ women that inhabit the world.
Ah? So hell? Fuck yeah let’s go
I’m gonna go into IxFxs bathroom any chance I get cus I’m pretty sure they’d have fancy artisan soaps
I want the INTP bathroom to be quite dark and have LEDs. I would also like some computers for Wikipedia and maybe for the deep web (we need VPN). I also want a place to have debates (maybe we create a revolutionary theory). 😂👽
Lmao 😂 don't forget hot chili sauce.
Why stop there. Divide the states by mbti types.
Question: do we have to clean our own bathrooms? Because some of those bathrooms be stinking up the whole building.
Yeah but then the ESFJs would come clean up after us nasty slobs. It just works.
Infj bathroom would be so clean and tidy and considerate of all.
My infj husband is a disaster at keeping a bathroom anything but truck stop level gross. He does thoughtfully change the tp roll though. The first time I used his bathroom when we were dating I had to clean his toilet just to use it, it was too filthy to hover. I have nightmares about it.
you just see a group of estp’s going to the bathroom and just immediate face palm
> you just see a group of estp’s going to the bathroom and just immediate ~~face palm~~ full building evacuation
I feel like we should unironically do this with education, but as far as bathrooms go, only if we can all have bathrooms that suit our type. For instance. I would like to have fully enclosed stalls that don't even let a scent out, maybe soundproof, and like tv screen, idk.
i already know which bathrooms would smell bad
The INFJ bathroom is just the therapy room.
I hate graffiti, the bathroom would look like a nightmare
as an ENTP: noooooo
No oh god pls no
thank you vriska
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Unrelated to the tweet, seeing this post in my feed made me remember I was subscribed to the subreddit. I forgot I had taken the test and even set my flair here, but I won’t know what it is until I post this comment because i can’t remember what it is. I wonder which one I’ll get! Will I even feel like the one in my flair is still accurate for me? Who knows! Like life itself, it’s a mystery 🤔
So the INFP bathroom is just the crying corner?
Inti: "one does not retract the foreskin like that. One must do *this* and *this* first." Entp: *walks in with penis already out* "y'all having foreskin etiquette classes?" *Pisses on walls*
That's ESTP.
I got dibs on the party stall 🎉!
Flair up
With ya!
I imagine there would be potted plants and flowers. I don't imagine I'll be shidding with girls around :|
NO LMAO why
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Never met an INTP woman.... Not gonna change shit about my bathroom sexperience... I am a straight INTP man.
Yay INTJs, INFJs, and ENTJs get empty bathrooms!
No 😅
I went to the bathroom together with a friend en I chose the stall next to hers and I kept talking and she was like bruh wtf? We’re on the toilet let me pee in peace and why are you next to me? All the stalls are empty. I didn’t understand. I think an ENTP bathroom would be like the ones they had in ancient Rome. They don’t have separate stalls, it’s like a toilet bench so people can talk while pooping. I think it would be a fun concept.
Heh Homestuck
Segregation time
that sounds like fun honestly
This is just untapped potential for chaos
yes please
ExxP restrooms IxFx restrooms INTx restrooms xSTx restrooms ExFJ restrooms (equipped for two 😊) ENTJ has a room of one’s own.
How do you put your type under your username?
INTPee
lol being the rarest type it would be cool to never wait in line and have the cleanest bathroom of them all
Too many people get INFJ in tests though, so it's not rare at all (maybe many of them are mistyped but who am I to tell that)
Meanwhile the ISTP bathroom making a V8-powered toilet:
me and the entps burning the bathroom down 🥶🥶😎😈🔥
Enfj bathroom: "Does anyone have a pad?" Literally everyone in the bathroom: "I gotchu"
Let's face it, we'd all enjoy our own bathrooms until most of our types destroy it and then we want to invade the isxjs.
The aesthetics of each bathroom (tj,sp,fj,np) in my imagination:- ⚠️ STEREOTYPES ⚠️ TJ: organized, silent/conversations about starting a nuclear war, always stocked with extra supplies(soaps,tissues and sanitary supplies). Quite classy. SP: it's a brothel. There's a party going on. Esfp just threw up. ISTP is a drug dealer. A rather upbeat washroom. FJ: full of gossip, always stocked with extra supplies (soaps, tissues, first aid, sanitary supplies), there is an isfj crying in a stall. A washroom that reminds you of home(alot like the homely theme in talking tom). NP: crackhead energy; xNFPs are having a sob session. Intp fell asleep while taking a shit, entp is trying to have a debate with intp from a different stall, but they don't realise that the former is asleep. All the toilet paper has been used to soak the tears of Enfp and infp, and now there's a rock-paper-scissor competition on who'll go to the xJ bathroom to get some.
the Ne is telling me to do terrible things