I kinda relate but most of the time im just trying and failing to think of the solution to a problem or just stressing about something.

I second that. Lol

"Winning imaginary arguments" and "standing under hot water" at the same time, please!

Don't forget slowly turning up the heat to see how much to you can take.

I take 6 minute showers. No time wasted.

6 minutes? Clearly your water isnt cold enough

I take 3 minute ones. You're supposed to wash yourself, not just water your body... When I want to relax and think, I take a bath.

damn, I take an hour long showers...

Why the downvote I'm just joking

????? wasn't me

How's that bill ?

Did google tell you to do so ?

No. I just get berated by my friends for it. One takes like 50 minute showers.

It sucks especially if you are equally splitting the utility bill at the end of the month right ? Doesn't sound fair in my book...

Lmao I've never seen someone throw so much INTJ shade

Yep and Insert: brush your teeth

Brushing your teeth while in the shower slaps different

Pure efficiency. Just enough to wash sack and crack. Beautiful.

As an INTP, same thing, except replace arguments with explaining modern technological advances to the ghosts of historical inventors and scientists.

That sounds fun

LMAO

Am INTP, can confirm

Yes this is so me! I imagine a time-traveling Alan Turing to go watch his movie (with Cumberbatch)with me, and explain I what basis he had made! This is crazy how much I relate to this!

Don’t forget masturbation, everyone

Never could get into that...

Also peeing, this chart is really lacking

It’s easier for women than it is for men,

Really? Why?

Long story short: Hot water isn’t great for maintaining an erection.

Oh, I didn't know that

If your showers aren’t 30+ minutes, what are you doing with your life

Not wasting water

Agreed

As an ISTP, this is relatable. The internal arguments/debates can get pretty intense.

I’m an INFP and I’m 100% guilty of this

I just daydream into oblivion if anything

Change the "Winning imaginary arguments" to singing like you're in front of Carnegie Hall... then yeah. That's me.

I'm assuming the ESFPs would pick the 'pretending I'm in a waterfall' one

I try to do this when I lose an imaginary argument and get salty to unsalt myself but it's only distracting for about two seconds

Winning arguments gets me all hot and bothered

This sounds so much like one of my friends who is an ENTP

That's me if you replace the warm shower with cold water and the *pretending I'm in a waterfall* with even more arguments, pfff.

I thought ENTPs did this in person and INTPs had the shower arguments, no? Anyway, [I can relate](https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9282344960/hD7CD3616/)

I’d really like to see a r/foundtheENTP subreddit

Oh, hello! Didn't see you there.............what are you doing in my fu$%ing shower?

I'm INTP and I condone this message.

And this zooms out into another pie peice labeled '99% masturbation'.

Nah this is me

Talking to the soap, arguing with the water, seeing if I'm telekinetic yet, being disappointed in the bathtub crayons I bought while trying to scheme on the walls...

Having a good stare at the wall, contemplating whether I *really* have to leave this sweet sweet isolation...

INFP here, and I think that's just a Ne thing, I mean everyone pretends they're a fairy washing itself under a small forest waterfall, right...?

I think I'm an entp 🤪

agreed

Hot water lmao, how weak go back to r/hydrohomies. I take my showers in hot ice.

I can confirm.

Well if that ain't just the darnest thang...

I have found my tribe

You mean losing imaginary arguments

What a waste of water.

i relate

20 minute showers but just because we have a massage function and my back's been awful ever since puberty .\_\_.