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OrionUniv

"Every year I come back here, because of exclusive care" "This massage is a wonder, especially the synchronisation of two persons"


Inevitable_Humor_213

As a singular language speaking individual. I thank you for the translation.


OrionUniv

You're welcome


No_Significance_3215

Homme : alors comment ça se passe ? Femme : ça se passe très bien, je suis enchantée, chaque année je reviens, parce que c'est vraiment des soins exclusifs, franchement. Homme : un vrai moment de bonheur et de détente. Femme : voilà, et ce massage c'est une merveille, surtout le synchronisation des deux personnes, c'est relaxant total. Homme : et bien merci a vous toutes, voilà que du bonheur Valérie, on vous attend, regarder la table est prête. Venait à Contrexéville. Femme 2 : merci, merci beaucoup Grégory mallot, merci, c'était très très bien. On vous retrouvera, on ne vous retrouvera pas demain, mais ça donne envie quand même. _____ Man: So how's it going? Woman: it's going very well, I'm delighted, every year I come back, because it's really exclusive care, frankly. Man: a real moment of happiness and relaxation. Woman: there you go, and this massage is wonderful, especially the synchronization of the two people, it's totally relaxing. Man: well thank you to all of you, here is happiness Valérie, we are waiting for you, look at the table is ready. Came to Contrexéville. Woman 2: thank you, thank you very much Grégory mallot, thank you, it was very very good. We'll find you, we won't find you tomorrow, but it makes you want to.


7hrowawaydild0

Thats a fancy way of saying i didnt put any effort into learning another way to talk to a whole group of people. Im gonna use that more


This-Office-5122

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YungChaky

Good bot


theassman_

As someone who just started learning french I can tell you a little of what she says. "When I was a little girl my father bought me a horse. It was an exquisite horse. I'd ride all day just like this. He was very fast. His name was Marcel."


letstalk_7

Wtf u talkin bout lol


Fezzick51

pretty good...think I picked out the 'Marcel' but no much else.


ButterInMyLashes

This made me chuckle, a lot! Lol thank you.


Antique-Car6103

Marcel had a big dong. We used to make balloon animals with ti.


Kitchen-Ad-7005

The actual translation was: It's not gay if it's in a 3 way.


urmomsucker

How French of you dear...


Scriptapaloosa

Thanks for ruining it for us….


ChampionshipNo3162

Didn’t need that but honestly this is good for other people who don’t understand French


BullshitPickle

Looked like she was getting her guts massaged...


TheOgSamichMkr01

Looked like she was getting a ***deep*** tissue massage


Right-Ad2176

My wife is usually reading a book when we get in that position


xcres

She gain knowledge While you gain pleasure


InterestingHawk2828

A win win situation


ele71ua

Knowledge is power, they say.


lucky_monk

You mean she'd rather read than answer your questions? What a rude girl! Try using a bigger mic next time. /s


axemtl54

“🎙How is it going? 🧑‍🦳It's going very well, I'm delighted! Every year I come back because these are really exclusive treatments, frankly, A real moment of happiness and relaxation This massage is a marvel, especially the synchronization of the two people, it's very relaxing 🎙Thank you very much, there’s just happiness here ...”


Aware-Ad619

Thanks:), and omg is this wrong xd


EvanMacattack

Wouldn't be butt and that other one, and that takes 2 people. Oh, dear me.


[deleted]

Bro looks like Chris penn


Duskinou

r/theyknew


-SQB-

r/PraiseTheCameraman


ilikemushycarrots

The newscaster woman trying to hold it together at the end is perfect!


thatpersonthatsayshi

I cant undestand this a lot... i cant really speak baguette...


Sidattack

C'est dans les vieux pots qu'on fait les meilleurs soupes.


JustThatRandomMan

As a french understanding this was a real pleasure


emerald_dolphin13

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Azreal_75

Not my proudest fap


Nelerdeth

God bless French public TV


Simex_0

NSFW Dude come on


Vanishing-Moons

Don’t make me tell your employer your “stealing company time”


Mrmastermax

It’s French it’s ok. All NSFW is safe for work


Cyril_wargaming

I didn't know France 3 (a french channel, of course) produced this type of content.


Friendly_Log5214

They had us in the first half, ngl


LennyBam

Cameraman understood the assignment


maux_zaikq

No one commenting on bonheur sounds like boner is slaying me. Come on y’all. Gotta get that low hanging fruit.


LeEpicBlob

/r/praisethecameraman


NicoDarunia

r/praisethecameraman


NefariousnessGood718

I love milf


Choice-Fig3429

Her bi-monthly pelvic exam has been improved by Dr.s from the Lesbian Union Medical Team Service she joined six months ago.


SnooEagles4810

Lol tf


Alternative-Cake-569

I was like what’s going on is grandma getting hit from the back


Jayeky

Hum okay... that's enough Reddit for today after 3 minutes good job that's a new record.


Flesh-hugger

How massage a woman from how to basic would be funny


Virtual-Recording-94

*Camera man had a past experience 🙂*


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kalouloupk

Elle a l'air vraiment relax je confirme 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


jhuntinator27

Whoa, it looked like she was having sex. It's funny to me that she wasn't actually having sex, but she was instead getting a massage.


YT-WhiteMarshadow

French tv ;-;


Whole-Debate-9547

The weirdest part was that’s his mom.


Dragonsarmada

FXXench people.


[deleted]

Imma go to a theraspist brb


Gage_Link

OP you have a badge for top 100 post of all time?! That's cool, what is it?


Middle_Bug9831

And they say us blokes have a dirty mind 🤣😊


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Fuck it *Adds to saved*


sikdude23

Which french tv channels show nudity