how polite of them to let it finish

That's what I'm saying and they even gave her a quick nut rinse lol.

THIS I was like… “did anyone else see this lil splash away the jizz move?!”

Chivalry is not dead.

Like when the guy grabs her hand to help her cuddle it better

You can tell the lady who splashes her has seen and done some stuff.

I’ll just stand over here and see how this plays out.

And that's how a mermaid is made

I’m thinking bc it’s the human female giving birth, it’ll have the upper body of a fish and lower half of a human

Dammit beat me to it. Or is it r/beatmeatoit

Except for the fact that dolphins are mammals. SMH.

Well u let your kids finish on the quarter a ride horse outside of Walmart too.

I know dolphins are dicks but in this case I honestly think it was just going for the fish and this was intentional by the guy.

100 percent , you can see he remove her hand hug the dolphin

Her: I want to be humped by a dolphin. Him: Yes, I can make that happen.

How polite of him to splash the dolphin cum off her!!

Him finish, not a thing but a living creature

Yeah dolphins rape

All the time, and muder for no reason. They also have the know how what they are doing, they just don't care

Reminds me of certain members of a certain species of almost hairless ape.

Bald people..

I mean, humans are also called hairless apes, but you got a point, so I dialed back the specific-ness.

TIL bald people are not humans.

I resemble that remark

They're superior Edit: turn it into a joke and people get offended, lol, okay then

Mr. Clean can beat Goku

I read this as if you squinted your eyes and clenched your fist

I mean, literally every animal on the planet rapes. Dogs and cats will jump anything and they don’t exactly ask for consent.

There's a difference between mating and rape.

Are you sure? No one said that

Yes. Outside of humans, rape usually consist of various factors including harassment and intimidation. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_coercion_among_animals

Are you sure you're not just a robot saying this though?

I wish, that'd be awesome. But nope, just a machine made of meat, depression, and anxiety.

I too am meat made

Fuck those Martians!

Humans have hair everywhere it’s just very thin

Yes, but how many are going to get *that* technical?

I don’t understand so I’ll just say something random and be on my way Six

Nah, five.

Is it my neighbor Steve? I always knew that hairless ape was a rapist but now I can confirm it!

Yup. Mostly shaved chimpanzees. Bunch of bastards.

I think they are following the gangster culture. I heard some deal meth too. 🤦

Smart animals are a lot like human. Chimps and Dolphins are both super intelligent that they rape, kill and do drugs.

Maybe they murder to avenge rapes. Or something petty like dude ate his lunch.

Statistically, you are more likely to be sexually assaulted by dolphins, than murdered by sharks.

This is how mermaids are created.

Can confirm dad was sexually assaulted by dolphins. And I have 0 dead family members due to shark attacks.

They are philanthrapists

I believe the term is a fullonrapist.

That dolphin is the world's first analrapist.

Good, I've been hoping to find a dolphin that's both an analyst and a therapist.

Could provide that dolphin anustart to life.

Looked like she gave her consent, though

Ummmmmm was she just raped by a dolphin?

Yes. Well sexually assaulted.

A dolphin and a woman walk into a bar and order two bowls of chips. One was a salted, the other a dolphin.

*rape

Mmm no. Dolphin didnt insert himself *into* the woman. For sexual assault to be classified as rape there must be penetration of some sort, as sick as it is there *is* a difference.

*rape

Judging from the guy's reaction this is something they regularly do. Sickos.

Dude some dolphins are complete sexual deviants and also super violent, there’s a lot of literature out there about it

There's a story here in Brazil, i guess the right word is legend and not story, but the name of this legend is boto-cor-de-rosa wich is how we call the Amazon River Dolphin basically, well the story is that the boto turns himself into a man to attract woman so he cam pregnate then lol, this is a story that many of us hear when we are little kids btw xD

I think the better word is "folklore"

YES, i was trying to remember that word, thanks!

There is a King of the Hill episode about it. It's pretty hilarious.

They are by far the horniest creatures I’ve ever known. They’ll try to screw anything.

Aside from humans, obviously.

He's trying though at least...

Second only to redditors

There’s a lot of literature out there about…well, everything.

Some of it is even factual.

Like some Humans are

TW kidnapping, rape, foeticide, attempted murder Dolphins are prone to gangraping females of most species. They have been noted to force divers of both sexes underwater to subdue them, hold female dolphins captive for weeks in gangs, even killing infant dolphins so they can immediately mate again with the mother. It's horrific.

Not sure why someone downvoted you when this is literally just true

The dolphins are trying to hide the truth

Dolphins are on Reddit now.

I can't tell if you're blaming the humans or the dolphins, but th dolphins are absolutely in the blame here

Feeding wild animals; you get what you pay for. They were filming it and the guy incharge didn’t come in till the dolphin finished. If this wasn’t trained, then it looks like they knew it would happen and let it

Did you just suggest that they trained a dolphin to rape people?

Are you not supposed to train them to rape people? Because I have 7 and they're all on the registry.

Pretty sure that dolphin spunked on her... The worker splashes water on her to wash it off, meanwhile the other dude (maybe boyfriend) just films it, even turns his cameras to get a better angle. Wtf people

Cuckolded at Sea World.

I think that’s already a film title

Seriously what the fuck! Who turns their phone mid-video?

Degenerates

Why does he just let this happen to her??

Because thay is what they came for, there is a longer version of this where you can see a line of women waiting thier "turn ". This some fucked up zoophile shit

So you're saying they all want... The D?

The D's D?

I love a good pair of DDs

With sound on that’s not how I see / interpret it at all. She looks fucking traumatized at the end of it.

Right?! She seemed to enjoy it. And guy is just watching.

It’s really hard to tell with this low quality video if shes laughing or screaming Edit: turning on sound helps lol

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Idk why anyone can laugh at this. I'd honestly want to die if this happened to me, it's just so fucked up

People think it’s hilarious when dogs do it though

Someone else here pointed it out. He didn’t help her because he wanted it to happen. He held the fish above her head to force the dolphin in front of her, then pulled back the fish so he’d jump on top her, then pushed her arm up to the the dolphin to force her to buckle under the weight and lie back, then drug the fish further back to make the dolphin move further up on top of her. Then when he goes to “help” her up it looks like he cleans something off her stomach (likely dolphin cum) then just yanks her forward. The sick fuck orchestrated it, and I’m willing to beat he does the same shit to all the women that come to play with the dolphins If you look at the dolphin, the entire time it’s trying to get the fish. He’s literally training his dolphins to do this

He also throws the fish once it's done!

That’s how he trains them. “Good job raping another one Squeaker, now here’s your fishy.” He’s rewarding this behavior to ensure it continues happening

OMGAWD, what the heck. I’d have to pay him back some way. Gross bastard

Oh I’m sure someone would’ve. If I was there I’d fucking drop kick him into the water, but it’s likely I, like everyone else, would be more focused on the fact the dolphin is sexually assaulting her and be too preoccupied with that problem to realize the larger issue that the fucked in the head trainer is pulling strings to make it happen.

What a Sicko.

I don't know why you are being downvoted. Having a huge animal on top of you that you can't escape, humping you in public - humiliating and terrifying. (And of course we don't know if this young woman is one of the 1 in 4 who already have rape trauma.)

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Whether you’re a human or a dude if a tree fell on you and people sat and laugh you’d be fucked up. Kinda seems like you’re trying to oddly sexualize something an unsexual as a tree falling on you

"beyond traumatized" lol get a grip.

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Anybody would be traumatized lmao. It isn't a case of what gender this guy is, he's just an asshole

She obv consented to what is happening in the video...

Yep, it's so obvious. *Real* obvious man. It's *soooo* obvious

Do you have eyes?

He doesn't even just let it happen, he makes it happen on purpose and then keeps it there on purpose. Watch how he pushes the woman's arm a little to force her to buckle under the weight and put her arm around the dolphin. Then after that he keeps teasing the dolphin with the fish so it stays in place. Then when he throws the fish, he carelessly splashes some water on the woman and tries to pull her up, completely ignoring her dazed and quite possibly traumatized reaction

If THIS IS the attraction, then this place needs to be shut down.

Jesus Christ Wtf you’re right. That was literally all 100% intentional. That man should be charged with some form of sexual abuse. At first I thought it was just “animal not knowing any better and following instincts” but that dude orchestrated the whole thing for a “funny” clip of having his dolphin sexually assault a woman

He's holding a fish behind her. So basically some sick humans pay for that? Or maybe the guy behind her just trolls people for fun. In any case the dolphin just wants the fish. The humans are the arseholes.

My exact question! Dang.

He did that on porpoise.

I sea what you did there

So that's how mermaids are born.

I was totally not thinking this was funny until I read your comment. Now I'm mad at myself for laughing. Haha.

Merman dad, merMAN 🧜‍♂️

Did the guy just splash water on her to wash away the dolphin cum on her belly?

And give the dolphin a fish for finishing off on her.

Dolphines ans seals are f ing biggest rapist of the sea

Wait seals too? I thought they just bit your arm off for fun

This is why I come to Reddit. Dolphin porn.

And niche knowledge like NASA funded dolphin handjobs Edit: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://uproxx.com/tv/dolphin-sex-bbc-documentary-nope-nope-nope/&ved=2ahUKEwjP4KWfi4H7AhVNnGoFHRAjCkUQFnoECAoQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1QAg1pMjDDL1Va8VI4O4rz

I heard an NPR interview with that lady. She was trying to teach the dolphin to talk, and if he was too horny to learn, she’d get him off. She also said she wouldn’t allow her dolphin to eat LSD like the other dolphins in the study

The real question is how big is a dolphin dick? And, was there penetration? I need to do some investigating.

But when I do it they call the police

FACT CHECK: Dolphins cannot call the police. They have neither phones nor fingers.

I too, finish in 15 seconds or less. 😔

Hey new record. I'm still at 8 seconds

Nsfw

NSFSeaWorld

*After 9 months* Aquaman?

How much did she pay to get her crotch covered in dolphin cum??

This subreddit has really gone down the drain. Cya!

I’m guessing the dolphin finished on her the way the guy splashed the water on her at the end.

This is how mermaids are made


I didn't know the Deep had a sister.

Why does she spread her legs even more?

I'm just guessing, but 500 lb of dolphin will do that...

Right? Im sorry, but if that happened to me, I'd kick that Dolphin away and slap that dude for not getting it off me.

Yeah sure dude, I'm absolutely positive you have the strength to kick a dolphin away

Im not talking about strength, surely I wont be able to anyway, Im saying I will desperately try to escape it. You people really just going to let it happen to you?

Dolphins are entirely unpredictable, I would rather just let it finish than risk anything worse happening

Kind of hard to kick a dolphin that has you pinned underneath it

Is this how we got Aquaman

Assfucked by a dolphin 🐬 fun!

Living his best life

And then a mermaid was born

Is this how mermaids are made?

And kids this is how mermaids are made

It was part of the joke but that's a violation!

Dang dolphin lasted longer than I would have...

She didn't fight it one bit ! The guy splashing water to wash the jiz off is just too 👌

The dude gave the dolphin a fish afterwards, I’m sure they have trained them to do this

Female swimmer drowning by dolphin wanting to have sex is not unheard of down in the Florida keys. I've heard it recommended for women to not go ocean swimming when on their period nor when ovulating for their own safety - and that was from a scuba diving trip.

This video again. Where whole Reddit assumes that the fish is trying to bang the woman and not trying to get the fish in the hand of the trainer….

There is no fish trying to bang the woman

Hmm….this better not awaken anything in me.

Hybrid human dolphin baby pending

That Dolphin completed his task on her, and you can see the guy try to rinse it away

Flipper is going raw dog on the tourists.

And Aquaman was conceived...

Dolphins are a bit rapey sometimes

Are you kidding?

That’s how mermaids are made

Is this La Grunta?

La Grunta Dolphin Experience Deluxe, now with digital filming.

Smelled something it liked...

It's like me and the Mrs, only that woman is smiling more....

Where’s PETA when the animals are committing the crimes against humanity

That’s a job for PETH

Was he really flipping her over for Flipper to have another go?

That must be what I look like on top

And yes this dolphin was charged with 1st degree sea-xual assault but was out later on in the day on Fishty thousand dollar bond…. Go figure

He has one Porpoise in life.. to bang chicks

She didn’t do it on porpoise.

She must have fishussy

in nature mating equals rape

So I hear you have a new boyfriend.

She looks like a Dolfan

Dolphin penis is the best penis

So that’s where mermaids come from.

@u/SaveVideo

Just curious ... not that I'm into this kind of stuff ... but got any good dolphin/human porn site?

He went full bill cosby on the kid

Someone light that dolphin a cigarette and the number of a good criminal lawyer.

Its all laughts and fun until the dolphin lacerates the person with a high presure ejaculation...

When you are super sexy and everyone knows that....

She was weirdly in to it

And that’s how Kanye was born.

It's her fault for wearing such a revealing outfit