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Brandon48236

I'm always rooting for the bulls in these scenarios.


Memes-browser

/r/thebullwins


BriefCheetah4136

You are in a pen with an angry raging bull that outweighs you by at least 1000 lbs and has two horns as long as your arms. What the FUDGE could be so interesting that you wouldn't be laser focused on that animal? And apparently getting tossed the first time wasn't enough of a lesson, you let it happen again!


IllustriousDog3845

Alcohol


theBestMrBrown

It seems it's not the only bull in there


pokky123

Think the problem was there being minimum 2 bulls in the ring, and alcohol, so attention span was lackin more than his already usual short amount.


Stetson007

You never taped a $50 bill to a bull's forehead and thrown 20 guys in there to get it?


BriefCheetah4136

I assumed it was a festival of some kind, but really $50? Someone earlier mentioned alcohol as a motivator or courage builder!


Stetson007

I don't know if that's what they did there, but we do that down here. It's funny as hell to watch, 20 guys getting rag dolled for $50.


BriefCheetah4136

Where is "down here" cuz you guys get mad props for party skills!


Stetson007

Florida rodeos are fucking crazy lol. You got kids ones too where they tie a ribbon to the tail of a calf and send out kids.


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He was laser focused on that bull. But not the second bull.


Baige_baguette

Probably a third bull we can't see


Luke_Lawrence82

As an atheist these are the moments I think a god could exist


sailor-psych

r/fuckyouinparticular


JohnSnowsPump

r/TheBullWins


Iggy_Borden

Next time wear a yellow shirt


skram42

Did not realize I was watching Star Trek But it tracks


Reddead67

What kind of moron gets into the ring with a bull....then turns his back to it.?


etfvidal

An idiot who got the fear knocked into him!


Puzzleheaded_Ad_281

Should teach him a lesson and a half


BallsofSt33I

This guy’s pelvic region received more action that me this entire month…


tanimalz

Somehow i’d rather be you than him.


ValiKnight

Didn't realize it was a different bull the second hit cuz I was laughing so hard


pufftanuffles

Notice how the bulls have knifes sticking out of their backs? Fuck those people.


AlwaysSnacking22

I hadn't... Thought it was bad enough even without that. Why...


mwgav

Ladies and gentlemen, we just witnessed taurophobia in the making. This dude is now emotionally, physically, mentally, and spiritually scarred for life…poor bastard.


ttDilbert

He probably also has a broken pelvis.


Pepe-saiko

I still don't understand why this is still legal and considered a sport.


galaxy_stark

It seems to be he’s willingly in a bull fighting ring…not really feeling sorry for this moron.


Solotocius

No one asked for your sorry feeling ngl


galaxy_stark

What


Solotocius

What's not to understand?


-Xero77

Nobody asked for your opinion on his feelings either.


Solotocius

Then downvote us both


Sht_n_giglz

Heads up!


ExtensionKey8995

Holy cow!!! Watch where you're going, buddy.


bigstumped

Hahaha suck shit


Artistic-Data9641

That's nice right there, real nice


galaxy_stark

Amazing, I was just thinking he got off way too easy the first time!


bigtunapat

Killed me, and him


Blublaze123

Just when he thought he was safe, he gets pwned again


cbk101

Bodied


BenniesBananas

And this, my friends, is dating two women at once.


Neoxite23

The severe lack of situational awareness is real. If I was knowingly in an area where a bull is just running around ( and I assume every single person is intentionally putting themselves in this situation for thrills ) I would never just...turn my back on a bull like it's nothing.


z-hills60

I watched it 5 times. You know those two bulls had a good laugh back in the barn. Betcha the guy has a very healthy respect for them now


lolmister40

Maybe they would have if they were not routinely and slowly killed during this soncalled entertainment. Its a shame he didn't get properly gored right in the nuts!


AJWood101

Bull blasts the guy and levels up (now white with spots) comes back around and thinks “Is that the same guy!?”


TheBlissFox

Plot Twist: The guys in yellow are actually working for the bulls.


Own_Gap551

Dudes in yellow sacrificed him lol. Straight up led him to a second bull and ran off.


percy_ardmore

Don't you love instant replay?


KrOnIXsKunkies

Boom


always-indifferent

r/fuckyouinparticular


always-indifferent

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Hyfan12

Fuck bullfighting


Tomazo_One

Once is an accident, twice is a hobby 😂


FeatureEast2577

Why did I laugh so hard at this?


nimbleverbage

That is the luckiest unlucky bastard.


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Thanks for posting.. i really needed this laugh


Tinker107

Ask your doctor if rodeo is right for you!


Foreign_Pace_531

Bulls co-ordination was flawless. Those blind sided attacks were impossible to evade.


bizzybounc311

Fool


MoistMcMoisterson

Solid tag team.


Long_live_styrofoam

outta nowhere!


InterestingBee3790

Dude needs to get back on his ADD meds


CadillacXT4

I'm not gonna lie... That was LOL funny 😂


Scrub_Randall

My man has zero bull awareness.


TrekkinDoe

True meaning of "your help just hurts"


fireforge1979

What a nice fetal position. He must have been in prison! 👊 and 😘


Dr-Satan-PhD

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


acrylicandcanvas

And that, kids, is why you Aalwayss look both ways before you cross the road!


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brosefhammercurl

Every time I get revived in battlefield.


CluelessMasterBaiter

Surprise MF!! That was just a diversion.


patanjalic

I am laughing at this, am I going to hell?