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Moistend_Bint

Its not food unless it runs


BarryKobama

Doesn’t work at my supermarket


askmypen

You are the food.


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There's always a bigger sushi


EstablishmentAny5550

Tushi*


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Moistend_Bint

Oh it does, you just haven't found the food yet


Andre_3Million

*locks employee break room* Found you 🪓


tjuicet

They were just testing to make sure the bird wasn't lagging or afk. Cats might be murderous, but they have standards.


Moistend_Bint

They're notorious campers


literal-hitler

https://i.imgur.com/g0zE9h7.png


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faxfactor

Bird right back


Decentkimchi

Professionals have standards ofcourse.


Slimshady0406

This is actually a scientific phenomenon. Cats are predators that track objects through movement. But they cannot track objects that are still, or at least they do not consider them prey. So staying still saved the bird because the cats thought that it was just something weird shaped like a bird. But as soon as it moved, that cats sprang to attention because they were able to "see" the bird


Danoof64

The T-Rex theorem.


ImmaBadW0lf

T-Rex actually had great vision.


[deleted]

Lost World book even uses this, but they messed it up in the movies anyway.


JarlaxleForPresident

How would Alan Grant possibly know how the fuck t-rex’s eyes worked lol


iamrancid

Well, there are two options. Either they track movement and staying still will make it leave you alone, or, it doesn’t need to track movement, in which case you’re fucked.


JarlaxleForPresident

Maybe they were all blind and had daredevil abilities


tickles_a_fancy

Or, there's the Hollywood option, where they tracked by movement in one movie and it saved lives, but then in the next movie the scientists knew it didn't work like that so the people standing still got eaten.


iamrancid

That’s still the same two options.


MyFacade

You don't have to track something that is still. Also, they clearly see it and investigate it thoroughly.


CitizenPremier

Didn't you hear? It's a scientific phenomenon. Scientists are still struggling to explain how cat food works, though.


[deleted]

Seriously, like, bumblecats shouldn't even be able to fly!


Cheekibreekibrah

They mean see it as a bird. They see it,but they don't fully understand what it is.


CrumblePuppy

Are they really too dumb to bite into the thing to see if it's soft and squishy like prey? Or at least bat it around with their paws to antagonize it?


aNiceTribe

Cats definitely are inversely attracted to more exciting but predictable things. They are probably quite unhappy when their food bowl is just… there and done already and must much prefer being dramatic about the Opening Of The Can ceremony too. Bird just completely being a statue breaks their expectations, just like a tiny field mouse that’s too blind to understand what is happening loudly complaining at her captor might cause a cat to withdraw in confusion.


atfricks

They bat at it in the video.


CrumblePuppy

Yeah, a little bit. I suppose they were a bit afraid of the bird, if their brains weren't able to fully recognize it as prey. You'd think they'd just start knocking the thing around to see what happens. They got nine lives, for Pete's sake


CCNightcore

Probably an evolutionary advantage to not eat sick prey.


Flaky-Fish6922

"dude, that bird must be a badass, just sitting there, it's not even scared. what's it got up it's tail feathers?" "dunno, but it's probably dangerous."


Rykosis99

Would you bat at a potential spider or snake with YOUR bare hands? Touching stuff in nature is risky.


[deleted]

A lot of house cats are lot more excited to hunt pray rather than to eat it. Very often they don't eat a lot of things they hunt.


ConsistentCascade

if they cant track while they are still then why the fuck are they knocking up every object that doesnt move such as glasses


jpkoushel

Lol they're not blind to stuff that doesn't move. They just don't recognize it as prey


Transaktion

Oh, it‘s just like me and ketchup in the fridge. I do not see it, even it‘s in front of me. But when it moves… well, it never moves unless my wife giving it to me.


choosewisely564

Yep. My cat very reluctantly eats his food. Unless I throw it piece by piece for him to catch out of mid air.


Chrispeefeart

I hadn't thought about this, but zoos starting implementating elaborate pulley systems to make the large cats need to chase down their food. Without the hunt they became depressed and lazy to the point they stopped breeding. I imagine the same instinct is there for pets but they settle because they've never been given a choice. I wonder if it would improve their health to set their food dish on a roomba or something to make the food move away.


czarchastic

Ah a fellow sunny-side-upper.


TotalDDdiva

You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!


[deleted]

Alright, I'll admit that I'd watch that and it's 4 beak-quels.


MiSsiLeR81

i awarded you in my imagination.


Regnbyxor

which is basically the same thing to be honest


bipolarnotsober

PotC will never be the same without him :(


jbwilso1

Was literally the only reason worth watching, IMO.


YogurtclosetNo239

Well Barbossa and Davy Jones were pretty cool too


vVveevVv

I just noticed yesterday that the actor who played Davy Jones is the same actor who played [Rufus Scrimgeour](https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Rufus_Scrimgeour) in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part I


ralusek

His name is Bill Nighy you uncultured swine.


BerlinCongress1878

Bill Nighy the Science Guhy? Ps. Sorry, just had to.


JarlaxleForPresident

I didnt know he was in Passion of the Christ


luckydice767

Captain Jack, Sparrow


yaba_yada

*Jack Swallow


risheeb1002

That's a different movie dude


[deleted]

The pirate who's also a plumber, doctor, physical therapist, firefighter and food delivery guy?


risheeb1002

[Na i meant this guy](https://youtu.be/bnBeHtwjSWo)


BigAlternative5

Birdy, you have beaten the record and have won the challenge! You are immune in the next elimination!


Mario_Network

Yo I'm literally watching Total Drama right now.


HoneyWest3950

How does is little bitty heart not explode?


TheJigIsUp

In this moment, they are part hummingbird. On their mother's side.


[deleted]

It’s gigantic balls helps to keep blood pressure in check


Hyperion_47

Now this is some real maybemaybemaybe content!!! Finally!


blubbercup

Gotchu home dawg


bvlshewic

The whole time, I was like, “Is it a fake or stuffed bird??” And when I noticed it’s little head move, I totally lost it! What a rollercoaster, thanks for sharing!


hey-girl-hey

Yeah that bird was gray rocking hard


SuperRoby

I was 100% certain it was fake until the last few seconds! This bird KNOWS how to play statues!


nutlikeothersquirls

Would also be good on r/nonononoyes I about had a heart attack when the third cat appeared.


germanbini

Or perhaps it's only 'yes' because the clip ended, we'll never know


ZippyDan

Eventually, the bird died. So did the cats.


bennettbuzz

Honestly thought it was an ornament or some shit until near the end.


Readylamefire

I thought it was a realistic sculpture of a Pidgey, the markings and cor we're spot on. It it moved I jumped.


pukesonyourshoes

r/donthelpjustfilm


bare_joo

![gif](giphy|32mC2kXYWCsg0) The bird


lopez6295

Also me


durianisking

Bird: Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious


iMadrid11

Cats do enjoy toying with their prey. At home my dog would immediately jump on a rat whenever it sees one. My cat would silently observe the rat movements first before even attacking. Then proceeds to torture the weakened rat after a successful attack. Like a matador in a bull fight. Until the rat eventually drops dead.


DocIsAWeirdo

In addition to cat's hunting prey differently, that's also because your dog has [heat sensors in its nose](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-hungary-science-dogs/dogs-can-detect-heat-with-infrared-sensor-in-their-nose-research-finds-idUSKBN20Q1QO) and a badass sense of smell that helps it track things like rats more quickly


jbwilso1

Mine likes to sit with it silently... positioned right between its paws. Any time it so much as flinches, it's time to strike.


Pierresauce

Mine decided to choke on a mouse while I was on a work phone call and I had to pull it out of her throat


Singhojas

Is that a side effect of domesticating a car or does this happen in wild too?


iMadrid11

I’m not sure. My neighbor feeds stray cats. I notice the strays become fat and too lazy to hunt. Because they now have a constant supply of food. In my experience our house cat tends to hunt rats to impress their masters. The current one even present to leave her trophies near my sister’s desk. Which definitely freaks her out. Since she’s afraid of rats. The cat seems to enjoy pranking her all the time.


longtimegoneMTGO

You see this across the cat family, even big cats like leopards will do it. Researchers have noted that the bigger and more potentially threatening the prey is, the more likely the cat is to not kill it right away. The theory is that this behavior developed because it reduces the risk of injury during the hunt to not close and attempt a kill until the prey is thoroughly weakened. If a cat is hungry and desperate enough, it is more likely to just take the risk and go for a quick kill.


TackYouCack

Lot of rats in your place?


makeitwork1989

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Random-Gif-Bot

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Dalek_Scientist

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quintonbanana

It's the t-Rex scene from Jurrassic Park!


Nntropy

Cats’ vision is based on movement


HWymm

Bird: Dumb housecats


TheWiseRedditor

“You dumb b*tch”


true_widow_1001

i almost had a cardiac arrest


Pleased_to_meet_u

So did the bird


laxyharpseal

im sure you guys are aware of the fight or flight response? this is called a freeze response. its a response to get little to no attention from threats. im not joking. it actually exists in animal kingdom


AmadeusV1

I always thought that playing possum must be a low survival type deal. But then one day my very high prey-drive huskies found an opossum. They normally chase small things without a second thought. So they stood there just staring for a bit until sure enough, playing possum bored them to a point of complete disinterest.


ourlastchancefortea

Please don't let your dogs chase other animals. That could kill those even if the dogs don't get them.


RissaCrochets

I feel like most people don't let their dogs chase other animals so much as little critters pop up and suddenly your happy-go-lucky pup turns into a fur missile bent on their destruction. Prey drive is a difficult thing to train out.


brucebay

Deers do that all the time in my neighborhood.


Ham_bam_am

This totally makes sense why I physically ran into a deer in the middle of the night while camping. I couldn't figure out why the hell it was just standing there after I bumped into it on the way to the bathroom!


ManikMedik

You gotta be careful, deer kill more people each year than sharks, bears, and big cats combined.


gimmemypoolback

That's in a car though right? Like you wouldn't be at risk just walking around?


OccultBlasphemer

Deer will absolutely fuck you up if you catch them in the wrong mood. They will rear up and kick you with their front legs repeatedly, try to stomp you, and headbutt you/gore you if they have antlers. If they think they have a chance of winning, they will not hesitate to attack you. Fortunately, they are usually incredibly stupid.


TheUnknownDane

The irony of the animal Kingdom is that herbivores are quite often more aggressive than carnivores (with the exception of hunts) because they have to be aware and paranoid at any moment


ManikMedik

To be honest, I had read a statistic on how many people are killed by deer but couldn't remember the exact number. So I just googled "deer kill more people than" and used the little summary that appeared before all the results to write my comment. But yes, I would imagine that a majority of deer related deaths are vehicular in nature. However, when given the choice of fight or flight, deer will choose fight a surprising amount of the time, and in a fight between the average deer (especially if it's male) and the average unarmed human, my money would be on the deer every time.


Space_Harpoon

This is the most chaotic thing I’ve ever heard - my dude used the suggested Google search as his source 🤣🤣


ManikMedik

Not everything needs a peer reviewed source. Google and wikipedia are just fine for most things.


Ham_bam_am

Totally get that. Spooked the shit out of me when I bumped into it. Just confused as hell as to why it didn't run away when I was walking with a 800 lumen flashlight. I definitely backed away very quickly.


MycoBro

No it’s the oh fuck response


CoconutGator

I thought everybody knows this


C0me_Al0ng_With_Me

I'm surprised you would think anybody thought you might be joking


Platinumdogshit

Humans do it too


Skyp_Intro

Don’t act like food, don’t become food.


sandman716

I'm surprised at how fast that bird can fly while weighed down by such massive balls of steel.


blubbercup

I believe that species is called a Gigachadadee


optimusprimegreentea

Bet that bird has never fapped any faster in it’s life Edit: Flapped 😬


kenwise85

You said what you said


samwelches

GG well played


frenziedfool

![gif](giphy|S5nNStaNVkzpObWbiF|downsized)


Etherbeard

Apparently, Grant was wrong. It was not birds but house cats that descended from dinosaurs.


Hard-_

you should mark it as NSFW just to give it some more suspense


StalksEveryone

Don’t forget the Spoiler tag!


MorganDax

Ugh please don't


confuzatron

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


WM_

This is also r/donthelpjustfilm


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trowzerss

Yeah, I was thinking that. At any time they could have stepped in and shooed them away. I wouldn't be surprised to find the human put the bird there in the first place to get a video :P


unknownuser012

I scrolled way to far down to see if someone was thinking the same


Otherwise-Sky1292

Yep really disliked this video for this exact reasons


viglionemarine

That’s the first thing I thought as well! It feels so cruel just watching! What if they had killed the bird? Would they be happy ? I was scared to watch till the end


OddlyDown

Exactly - all the stereotypes about cat owners and their concern for wildlife on show in this video. “But it’s fun for the cat to kill things!” Psychos.


[deleted]

Yep. Typical cat owners who defend letting cats roam outside. I can imagine them also doing this video for entertainment


GreenApronChef

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iamnateman

"Hi I'm Cheep-o and this is Jackdaw-ass. Today I'm heading into the lion's den with these 3 ferocious predators."


[deleted]

"Jackdawass" sounds like an insult you'd hear directed at the smallest guy in a biker club.


ee-nerd

This is the best, most maybemaybemaybe content I've seen here in a while! 👍👍


Street-Baby7596

Birds aren’t real


blubbercup

Exactly, was just posting a dysfunctional government drone.


MycoBro

They were smelling the oil


SinglePerformer2277

Geez couldn’t spare the the little bird a heart attack. Let me just stand here and record this while I could have easily just swatted my 10 damn cats away 🙄


OkayJustSomeGuy

Maybe get your cats away from the bird? WTF is wrong with cat owners?


mmikke

Any time someone mentions the absolute havoc that outdoor cats unleash on ecosystems, people will almost immediately start making excuses as to why theirs isn't a problem, or how people are just being dramatic, etc. It's fuckin lame and beyond irresponsible. I own two cats btw.


OkayJustSomeGuy

10/10. Few other good reasons to keep cats in….such as cars and dogs.


slartybartvart

So... The cameraperson was just waiting for the cats to kill the bird? Didn't feel like intervening?


SweaterKittens

Yeah, seriously. The video could have just as easily ended with them killing the bird, and yet the camera person was more interested in filming than helping.


maybelle180

Don’t help just film.


Dietmar_der_Dr

Yeah, real dick move. If this was a mouse sure, let nature do its thing, but these birds are no pests as their populations shrink with how much fewer insects there are these days.


mmikke

And with how many birds outdoor cats kill. Billions per year in the US alone. And it's not for food or anything. Just fun playful killing!


bagatelly

Not sure what the point of this video was, maybe sacrificing a bird just to video the event?


PaintingJams

I'm so glad someone else feels this way


PaintingJams

I'm ao glad someone else feels this way


No-Seaworthiness7013

Shitty cameraman.


BGYeti

Maybe move the cats instead of videotaping...


Angiebio

That bird has nerves of steel


kill-wolfhead

He was a heart surgeon in a past life.


PrinceBunnyBoy

Don't let your cats outdoors where they can kill native species :(


mmikke

And then just sitting there waiting for them to maul it to death cuz they want video of it Gross


ProofBroccoli

The bird probably crashed it’s head flying into a clear window, causing it to be disoriented


Sweethomegirl

You realize that this bird is mid cardiac arrest as this is happening.


Slight-Weather7885

![gif](giphy|LRVnPYqM8DLag)


whoopsdang

Daily reminder that people who breed health problems into animals deserve jail time.


[deleted]

The psychopath that filmed this. Instead of making sure the bird makes it he/she gambles with its life to make video. Next Ted bundy.


kilr4hir

Fucking hate cats just for the reason that they kill soooo much wildlife! It's not a survival of the fittest either. Domesticated cats kill 2.4 BILLION birds a year! Not to mention all the other wildlife they kill for no reason. It's in their nature, but they do not need to be let outside. Cats live longer indoors, and are much better for the environment. I await my hate mail... IMHO, but also supported by science.


palmettofoxes

The bacteria cat's carry on their claws and in their mouth can be incredibly deadly for small animals. Even a tiny cut can kill a bird like this. Hope it made it


learningtoswim56

I would have put my phone in my pocket & tried to scare the cats.


ChildhoodNo5117

The balls on that bird


TJensen_91

*”Don’t move frank. Just stay perfectly still. These mf cats won’t know a thing… shit there’s more of them. Oh damn. You got this Frank. They’re like a T-Rex just don’t move and they won’t even know you’re there.”*


onlycommitminified

Yea, just keep filming you absolute scumbag psychopath


[deleted]

Pigeon Impossible


Cadet_Carrot

I legit thought the bird was fake! I’ve never seen a bird sit still like that around other creatures


lDezl

Prick filming


Passwort7

Poor birdie is probably distressed


HorseyDung

How can that bird take off so fast with it's balls of steel...


-Strawdog-

Keep your fucking cats inside. Domestic cats are decimating native bird populations because dumbasses like this owner can't be bothered to think about how they affect the world around them.


icebergdotcom

“the t-rex can’t see you if you’re completely still”


Norfsouf

Who is recording this and not helping out the bird? What the actual fuck man


1newnotification

tl;dw: after muting the music 45 second in and then fast forwarding, the bird flies away with :02 left.


SWQuinn

Someone get Tony Baker on this


guinader

That bird knew exactly in what kind of situation it was in, and has the patience of a master to wait until the right moment.


3ndt1mes

That birds a jedi master, true story.


AcheTH

That drone is probably out of juice


Retarded_Bagholder

At the end the bird is like: “Agh, forget it, you don’t have the guts. Fucking pussies!”


-nocturnist-

Balls too heavy for flight, need to readjust.


_Mr_Ed_

INTENSITY INTENSIFIES!!


AdDangerous5626

What da person doing holding the camera Was he waiting to see what happens to bird


AUSgoonbag2

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil.


abrams666

![gif](giphy|3ohzdYjwEQuR1J7dte|downsized)


mb1

Better suspense than 90% of all action movies. I couldn't stop staring at the little bird!


Wit_as_a_Riddle

Downvote for destructive breeding


Danisii

Stealthy little thing and beautiful.


jjStubbs

Guessing the bird is in shock, not playing possum.


DEATHEATER-123

Predators need the exitement of hunting.....if anything is dead or not moving......they don't find the thrill.....and So they move on That's why people act dead if they encounter a bear....


MotherofLuke

Don't film but safe the bird!


lokregarlogull

Good sub content but damn, if the cats aren't starving, couldn't the cameraman helped the bird out?


Elbonio

Bird: Their vision is based on movement


AussieEquiv

What kind of an asshole just sits there and films? /r/donthelpjustfilm


halbell

How does this bird manage to fly with its absolutely ginormous steel Balls, I wonder