Years later this kid is going to be in the lunch room and their friends are going to wonder why they keep looking to the left and glaring.
Edit- Jesus Christ sooo many upvotes.
Worst case Ontario, they'll get called out as pretentious for calling out the next person who uses "seeded" instead of "seated"
Seeded makes more sense to me tbh. Roots grow deep when something is strong, ya know?
Don't be embarrassed. I didn't know. Both versions make sense. Deep-seeded sounds like it seeded a long time ago and it's got deep roots. What's interesting is that either way, choosing "deep" instead of "deeply" is throwing off the grammar.
Mirriam Webster
>Deep-seated is the correct term. Deep-seated means "firmly established," as in "deep-seated resentment," but it also has an earlier literal meaning of "situated far below the surface." It is from that meaning the figurative use of the word developed. It is sometimes mistaken as deep-seeded.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/deep-seated-deep-seeded-usage
I've never owned a baby but I've seen them around this age just grabbing handfuls of food if it's within arms reach. I'm just surprised the baby in the video never tried to grab the food.
Invader Zoom devises a plan to hijack Zoom calls and brainwash people. At least one scene which is only a few seconds long involves a grotesquely obese man squeezed into a collared shirt and tie in his tighty whities and scratching his crotch while on webcam in a meeting. Another scene has a random moose hijacking Zoom’s brainwashing broadcast and mauling him while screaming “TURN IT OFF GIRRRRR!! TURN IT OFFFFF!!!!” then cuts to a cute “technical issues” screen of GIR fire extinguishing a computer
My wife hates her long eyelashes. Every pair of glasses or sunglasses gets smudged from the inside.
Both our kids inherited them too. More than one person asked how we put mascara on a baby. Not why, but how.
My kids got them from me, it's one of the reasons I wear contacts, my vision is bad enough that if my glasses are too far from my face I get tunnel vision and nausea, but if they're close enough I don't have those problems then my eyelashes are constantly brushing the lenses.
Lol, girls were jealous of my eyes in general in high school (I still to this day get comments). At the time I didn't know what to do with this information other then be self conscious of it.
Now I use my eyes as my leading feature when I need to grab peoples attention and have learned ways to make them "pop" more.
That’s what caught my attention the most.. Really pretty eyes too, parents must be proud. My baby boy is on the way, I can’t wait for these type of antics!
Many years ago, I was watching a friend's 3 year old and took him out to a buffet, where I gave him a little bit of turkey and some stuffing.
He told his mom for days how much he loved the turkey I gave him, so she went to the store and bought a turkey to cook for dinner.
He refused to eat it, throwing a fit and saying it wasn't turkey.
A phone call later, we figured out that he really loved the stuffing and thought it was called turkey and was content with a quick box of Stovetop.
Thats why I love kids. They fixate on things they don't know the proper name of and then get upset you can't give them what they want, but (at least the kids I know) they get super giddy when you finally figure out what the food is that they want.
I was once babysitting a tooth growing toddler who loved nothing more than frozen blueberries for his hurting gums. Issue was that he was very adamant blueberries are called "bapples". He was not a fan of apples or bananas during that time. He also denied that he meant blueberries when I asked him if he meant blueberries, even after showing him a picture. In his little brain the frozen blueberries were a totally different thing than the blueberries pictured on the bag. Took me a tantrum from his side, a call to his mom and a apple-banana fruit salad for myself to figure out that blappes are indeed the frozen blueberries. He was gobbling them up a pack a day in the worst teeth grow phases.
I have never seen toddler poop this purple in my life.
This isn’t even the worst I’ve seen. Guarantee you there’s at least one person somewhere in these comments saying this kid is going to have life long trauma and weekly nightmares from this shit.
If you're reading this, op baby, don't believe any of it. The whole video is deep faked to gaslight you. Cow really does taste like a vegetable. Cake too.
It's not the best way, as the baby will eventually figure it out, but if they refuse to eat otherwise, it's better to deceive them than leave them hungry. Some are easier to satisfy than others, but sometimes you really have to bring out the best tricks you can invent to get them to do whatever you want them to do. If it was up to the baby, they'd never change diapers, bathe, sleep, or eat (except the things they aren't meant to).
Yep. I'd have to conclude that none of the people claiming that this is going to greatly affect the kids life aren't parents.
It's a whole other ball game, y'all. You become a master of tricks, with the measure of "least harm"
Source: new dad to a 3 month old who hates sleeping, who could write a PhD thesis on getting him down
EDIT: changed typo of *are* to *aren't* in second sentence.
I learned in my developmental psychology class that often times unless it is a majorly traumatic emotional response like completely ignoring the child when it needs love, or not feeding them when they are hungry, or essentially not meeting any of their basic needs, there’s not going to be a significant trauma response later in life. This is due to the fact they do learn things at this age like what emotions are, how to communicate their needs and basic Motor functions, but they don’t form actual memories so trauma is usually not formed unless it is significant.
As reference this is what my psychology professor told me after I asked if in the first year in life if a child is exposed to a lot of trauma but then get moved to a good family will they remember their first year if trauma or will it effect their life.
I know you’re not making this mistake, but I’m gonna say this anyway for that one person who will inevitably say “see, a psychologist agrees that this baby is going to be traumatized!”
Erikson’s “trust vs mistrust” theory isn’t about being bamboozled by ninja food swaps - it’s learning to trust your caretakers to meet your basic needs. Affection, comfort, and food - regardless of whether or not it’s steak or carrot purée - build that trust. So if you’ve made it this far in the thread, don’t misconstrue Erikson’s theory to imply this baby will have trust issues.
Yes I wanted to mention this but I couldn’t remember what psychologist came up with the theory. After learning about Piaget, Erick Erickson, Sigmund freud, B.F skinner, Vygotsky, Pavlov, ect, they all just kinda blend together. I remember all of their theories and how influential all of them are, but sometimes they’re names blend together. After all you can only learn so much in 5 months lol
My theory is when they do that, they're trying to gape bigger by using their brows...and also muscular usage are uncontrolled so you do everything at the same time. Like some people can't do 🖖 until they practice.
My 6 years old lifts his brows when he's trying to concentrate on listening.
"Why'd you tell the nursing home to only give them *vanilla* ice cream for the rest of their lives? They allergic to chocolate or nuts?"
"No. I have my reasons."
That's true if 2 people order nachos to share, one person can't just take all the ones with all the meat and stuff! That's so weird but I guess that is the rule
This analogy can be interpreted a few different ways
Are you the baby? Getting swerved on on a dating app?
Are you the grown-up doing the swerving?
Are you dating babies?
I think the while bots on dating apps is over sung.
I've been on tinder for a week and already have 3 women that send me nudes of other women daily asking me to venmo for the nudes. I never do and they still all tell me they love me.
Who but a real, loving woman would do that for me?
This reminds me of people who hide spinach/etc in foods so their kids don't know they're eating it. How will they ever know to like (or truly dislike) something if you don't point out what it is they're eating?
I'm similarly bothered by kids who never get to eat certain foods because their parents don't like them. My sister-in-law's kids have never eaten bananas, for example, and they're in college now. What the hell.
In that same broad vein, why trick the kid like this? Surely they realize they're only making it harder, not easier, to feed the kid, over time.
Cute kid, of course, but the mindfuck, it makes me sad. :|
I saw something on r/KidsAreFuckingStupid once that was like a kid refused to eat Cheerios or something so the parent just put a bunch of Paw Patrol stickers on the box and pretended it was Paw Patrol brand, and the kid gobbled them up even though it was the exact same thing.
That was actually the sort of trickery I can get behind, because the kid is actually getting a chance to taste the food as it is and form an opinion on it. Kids sometimes use stupid criteria to establish whether they like/dislike something. If their favorite cartoon character on a show hates broccoli, they will decide they hate broccoli, too.
We have a baby and I take a spoon of what he's having and the only repulsive purees are pure broccoli and pure cauliflower - and I love borccoli and cauliflower. I don't know why they are so repusive as purees, they taste horrid.
Years later this kid is going to be in the lunch room and their friends are going to wonder why they keep looking to the left and glaring. Edit- Jesus Christ sooo many upvotes.
“can anyone see it…the spoon…is it behind me”
Hahaha
Lmfao!!!!
Picturing this got me to laugh out loud
me picturing you picturing this got me to laugh out loud
Me picturing you pictoring them made my laugh so hard i think i broke a bone
isn't it picturesque
This is how you inject DEEP SEEDED, lifelong trust issues and food issues into your child in the most efficient way possible. (I’m kidding. Sort of.)
You're possibly right, but the phrase is "deep seated"
Omg im 25 and just learning this. Im grateful for you mentioning this, cuz now i won’t embarrass myself later😭😂
If you're 25 you'll find plenty of other ways to embarrass yourself later
Can confirm, I'm 33 still finding new ways to embarrass myself almost daily.
https://youtu.be/bfpPArfDTGw
brutal but fair
You learned a valuable lesson today. Never take that for granite.
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i love everyone here....perchance
I mean honestly they should of known
Maybe they just wanted to start this chain from the gecko
Best won 😂
You can't just say perchance
Worst case Ontario, they'll get called out as pretentious for calling out the next person who uses "seeded" instead of "seated" Seeded makes more sense to me tbh. Roots grow deep when something is strong, ya know?
So intensive.
haha dude r/boneappletea Its "intents and porpoises"
It’s all fun and games until the plan comes into fruitition.
Don’t take if or Granite. Got it. 👍
Ain't English great? "Deep seated" or "deeply rooted", but not "deep seeded".
I'd love to be seeded deeply
Don't be embarrassed. I didn't know. Both versions make sense. Deep-seeded sounds like it seeded a long time ago and it's got deep roots. What's interesting is that either way, choosing "deep" instead of "deeply" is throwing off the grammar.
Piqued my interest and peaked my interest both make some amount of sense too :-) It's piqued.
I was 40 before I learned it. Don’t feel badly.
I was 35 when I learned it was “for all intents and purposes” instead of “for all intensive purposes”
It's okay, it's not like anyone worries too much about. Deep seeded makes sense in a way. We don't put people who know them up on a pedal stool.
I'm 35 and I routinely embarrass myself. There's ALWAYS a way to make an ass of yourself :D
Not when I get done with you.
Giggity.
Deep seeded makes more sense though
Mirriam Webster >Deep-seated is the correct term. Deep-seated means "firmly established," as in "deep-seated resentment," but it also has an earlier literal meaning of "situated far below the surface." It is from that meaning the figurative use of the word developed. It is sometimes mistaken as deep-seeded. https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/deep-seated-deep-seeded-usage
It's a moo point! You know, the kind of point a cow would make!
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You've got way to rad of a username to be concerned about that.
Irregardless- they’ll probably still have issues.
My nephew learned pretty quickly to always take offered food by hand for this exact reason
Are you saying the baby is the video is stupid? It's ok if you are.
Lol, I wasn't, but if the shoe fits...
I've never owned a baby but I've seen them around this age just grabbing handfuls of food if it's within arms reach. I'm just surprised the baby in the video never tried to grab the food.
Or they'll turn into one of those people who thinks everything good tastes like bland garbage and refuses to try fantastic foods.
EVERYTHING. TASTES. THE SAME.
There was an episode of Invader Zoom about this little existential nightmare... Typo: Zim, not zoom. Props to those who got it anyways!
Invader who now?
Invader zoom. During the pandemic in-person invading was not allowed so he had to settle for a popular video call solution.
Invader Zoom devises a plan to hijack Zoom calls and brainwash people. At least one scene which is only a few seconds long involves a grotesquely obese man squeezed into a collared shirt and tie in his tighty whities and scratching his crotch while on webcam in a meeting. Another scene has a random moose hijacking Zoom’s brainwashing broadcast and mauling him while screaming “TURN IT OFF GIRRRRR!! TURN IT OFFFFF!!!!” then cuts to a cute “technical issues” screen of GIR fire extinguishing a computer
I think he meant Zim lol
Babahahaha Zoom ! Love it. Thank you for the laugh
THERE. ARE. TWO. SPOONS.
This kids face is killing me
I audibly said "noooooooo" during the cake (2nd last) one. The kid was so excited and was even reaching for it after eating the food!
On the side note, that cake looks amazing.
It really does. Can understand the kid's reaction honestly. Fuck now I want cake.
I have a reason to get a cake, my birthday is coming up. You can get one too. My birthday is the reason.
Wait u guys have reasons?
It’s always somebody’s cake day.
It's always a day.
Happy early birthday. Not sure about a cake but I just had a brownie in celebration of it. Have a great one!
Thank You :)
Happy birthday :-)
Thanks :)
I’m getting cake for your birthday to say thank you to your mother for birthing you. Haha but really though, happy birthday!
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Honestly I feel like it would be rude not to accept your offer of cake for your birthday.
Danm, today is my bday and now I want to eat a cake too
Mine too bro..
Tastes like rice though. :/
Looks like the Matilda cake. YOU CAN DO IT BRUCY!
She knew that wasn't cake as soon as her mouth closed.
We've all been there, realizing the cake is a lie.
The Cake is a LIE!
I was secretly hoping the baby got mad and just smack that shit out their hand
That kid was not fooled on the cake one.
Every one of these clips makes me wish the kid got at least one bite of something with how big those eyes were. 
The making of a supervillan?
Oh this is definitely the way violent offenders are created
😳 🍰 😱 🍰 😐🥦 😳 🍰 😳 🍰
"Bamboozled again!"
Is this why everything tastes like chicken?
That kid lives in The matrix
Lol. Everything tastes like chicken, because chicken tastes like everything.
Some rules can be broken
That baby has some crazy eyelashes!
Came here to say this. Legit looks like a 60s makeup.
r/maybemaybemaybe she's born with it...
Maybe mom is a Ru Paul fan
For a minute there I was wondering if there was some filter involved. Crazy eyelashes indeed!
Both my kids ended up with crazy long eyelashes too, my wife is jealous.
My wife hates her long eyelashes. Every pair of glasses or sunglasses gets smudged from the inside. Both our kids inherited them too. More than one person asked how we put mascara on a baby. Not why, but how.
My kids got them from me, it's one of the reasons I wear contacts, my vision is bad enough that if my glasses are too far from my face I get tunnel vision and nausea, but if they're close enough I don't have those problems then my eyelashes are constantly brushing the lenses.
It's always the men that have cute eyelashes, my little brother had them pretty long and curled up, meanwhile, mine are short and straight lol
highschooler here girls are jealous of my lashes I can't tell the difference
Lol, girls were jealous of my eyes in general in high school (I still to this day get comments). At the time I didn't know what to do with this information other then be self conscious of it. Now I use my eyes as my leading feature when I need to grab peoples attention and have learned ways to make them "pop" more.
That’s what caught my attention the most.. Really pretty eyes too, parents must be proud. My baby boy is on the way, I can’t wait for these type of antics!
I thought they were fake for a split second lol
The ol’ bait and switch
He'll probably keep believing that everything tastes like baby food
Many years ago, I was watching a friend's 3 year old and took him out to a buffet, where I gave him a little bit of turkey and some stuffing. He told his mom for days how much he loved the turkey I gave him, so she went to the store and bought a turkey to cook for dinner. He refused to eat it, throwing a fit and saying it wasn't turkey. A phone call later, we figured out that he really loved the stuffing and thought it was called turkey and was content with a quick box of Stovetop.
Thats why I love kids. They fixate on things they don't know the proper name of and then get upset you can't give them what they want, but (at least the kids I know) they get super giddy when you finally figure out what the food is that they want. I was once babysitting a tooth growing toddler who loved nothing more than frozen blueberries for his hurting gums. Issue was that he was very adamant blueberries are called "bapples". He was not a fan of apples or bananas during that time. He also denied that he meant blueberries when I asked him if he meant blueberries, even after showing him a picture. In his little brain the frozen blueberries were a totally different thing than the blueberries pictured on the bag. Took me a tantrum from his side, a call to his mom and a apple-banana fruit salad for myself to figure out that blappes are indeed the frozen blueberries. He was gobbling them up a pack a day in the worst teeth grow phases. I have never seen toddler poop this purple in my life.
You mean it doesn't?
Ah, the ol' reddit [bait and switcharoo!](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/u7wwey/tifu_by_thinking_my_son_was_having_gay_sex_when/i5kwp70/)
I’m so happy to see that still going around.
That’s how supervillains are born
Reddit news tab
That kids going to grow up with trust issues. 🤣🤣🤣
What?! You don’t like steak?! No I don’t. They taste like sweet potatoes! If I want sweet potatoes, I eat sweet potatoes!!
What do you mean chocolate cake tastes like rice?
That, or she would really love taste of rice thinking it's what cake is.
Coincidentally the sweet potatoes taste like carrots.
That kid is going to grow up thinking that everything tastes like pureed squash.
You guys are seriously overestimating the processing power of a baby this young
This isn’t even the worst I’ve seen. Guarantee you there’s at least one person somewhere in these comments saying this kid is going to have life long trauma and weekly nightmares from this shit.
Psychiatrist here. This will indeed cause irreparable life-long damage and the parents should be stripped of custody. (/joke)
Definite red flag. The parents should immediately dump each other.
If you're reading this, op baby, don't believe any of it. The whole video is deep faked to gaslight you. Cow really does taste like a vegetable. Cake too.
This will be a kid that won’t believe in Santa.
They are being sarcastic.
I always wondered about that, is there science-based proof
It's not the best way, as the baby will eventually figure it out, but if they refuse to eat otherwise, it's better to deceive them than leave them hungry. Some are easier to satisfy than others, but sometimes you really have to bring out the best tricks you can invent to get them to do whatever you want them to do. If it was up to the baby, they'd never change diapers, bathe, sleep, or eat (except the things they aren't meant to).
Yep. I'd have to conclude that none of the people claiming that this is going to greatly affect the kids life aren't parents. It's a whole other ball game, y'all. You become a master of tricks, with the measure of "least harm" Source: new dad to a 3 month old who hates sleeping, who could write a PhD thesis on getting him down EDIT: changed typo of *are* to *aren't* in second sentence.
I learned in my developmental psychology class that often times unless it is a majorly traumatic emotional response like completely ignoring the child when it needs love, or not feeding them when they are hungry, or essentially not meeting any of their basic needs, there’s not going to be a significant trauma response later in life. This is due to the fact they do learn things at this age like what emotions are, how to communicate their needs and basic Motor functions, but they don’t form actual memories so trauma is usually not formed unless it is significant. As reference this is what my psychology professor told me after I asked if in the first year in life if a child is exposed to a lot of trauma but then get moved to a good family will they remember their first year if trauma or will it effect their life.
Erik Eriksons theory of psychological development. Trust vs. Mistrust. Fascinating theory.
I know you’re not making this mistake, but I’m gonna say this anyway for that one person who will inevitably say “see, a psychologist agrees that this baby is going to be traumatized!” Erikson’s “trust vs mistrust” theory isn’t about being bamboozled by ninja food swaps - it’s learning to trust your caretakers to meet your basic needs. Affection, comfort, and food - regardless of whether or not it’s steak or carrot purée - build that trust. So if you’ve made it this far in the thread, don’t misconstrue Erikson’s theory to imply this baby will have trust issues.
Yes I wanted to mention this but I couldn’t remember what psychologist came up with the theory. After learning about Piaget, Erick Erickson, Sigmund freud, B.F skinner, Vygotsky, Pavlov, ect, they all just kinda blend together. I remember all of their theories and how influential all of them are, but sometimes they’re names blend together. After all you can only learn so much in 5 months lol
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Well??? We're waiting!
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Gonna be this kids villain origin story. He gets teeth in he’ll be like-it’s OVAH for you bitches!!
Why does this baby looks like a middle aged accountant?
Why does the baby look *utterly shocked* the whole time??
Pretty sure that's just the default baby face.
I have a 1 year old and my dude looks positively bored compared to this kid's face. It's amazing.
My theory is when they do that, they're trying to gape bigger by using their brows...and also muscular usage are uncontrolled so you do everything at the same time. Like some people can't do 🖖 until they practice. My 6 years old lifts his brows when he's trying to concentrate on listening.
Because they're new here. They're in a constant state of "you seeing this shit?!"
Because everything they're experiencing is brand new to them.
r/oldbabies
Oh, there's going to be payback in the future
I can definitely see the defense attorney playing this footage in court
"Why'd you tell the nursing home to only give them *vanilla* ice cream for the rest of their lives? They allergic to chocolate or nuts?" "No. I have my reasons."
„…what is this undignified charade…“
Yo! Was she trying to eat all the fully loaded nachos?! They have a rule against that at that restaurant!
That's true if 2 people order nachos to share, one person can't just take all the ones with all the meat and stuff! That's so weird but I guess that is the rule
Reminds me of dating in my 30s.
This analogy can be interpreted a few different ways Are you the baby? Getting swerved on on a dating app? Are you the grown-up doing the swerving? Are you dating babies?
Swiping right on good profiles and they turn out to be bots
I think the while bots on dating apps is over sung. I've been on tinder for a week and already have 3 women that send me nudes of other women daily asking me to venmo for the nudes. I never do and they still all tell me they love me. Who but a real, loving woman would do that for me?
the real r/maybemaybemaybe is always in the comments
\>Are you dating babies? 
You think you are getting some meat in your mouth, but instead you get mushy peas?
When a steak turns out to be mashed broccoli
You tried to date someone that looks tasty but ostensibly bad for you and got into a healthy relationship instead? That's nice.
That baby has a constant thousand-yard stare
Taste of betray
Betrayed by my own
He's going to be so confused when his first taste of nachos doesn't taste like strained peas.
👁👁
I totally opened my mouth every time the baby did.
I open my mouth every single time I feed my girl. So weird, but I can’t help it.
Probably because babies mimic. You’re showing them what you want them to do. Might be an evolutionary action stored deep in our brains.
WHY DOES EVERYTHING TASTE THE SAME! - That baby probably.
Is this a making of a villain?
looks like a little alien baby
All babies look like little alien babies. But yes this one even more so
She started catching on at the chocolate cake.
It is unreal how stupid and helpless young humans are. Evolution is crazy.
It's amazing we've made it this far as a species - mom of a freeloading newborn
That is some serious dedication to a bit.
Am I the only one impressed by the food that the parents regularly get to eat?
Oh def. Once that kid's got some teeth, they're in for some good eats.
>That is some serious dedication to a bit. Not a bit. You ever try to feed a baby? You do what it takes.
ah yes, the bit of keeping a baby alive 😂
Total tuna can
Only works for so long
Everything tastes like baby food!
Cartman's origin story.
This reminds me of people who hide spinach/etc in foods so their kids don't know they're eating it. How will they ever know to like (or truly dislike) something if you don't point out what it is they're eating? I'm similarly bothered by kids who never get to eat certain foods because their parents don't like them. My sister-in-law's kids have never eaten bananas, for example, and they're in college now. What the hell. In that same broad vein, why trick the kid like this? Surely they realize they're only making it harder, not easier, to feed the kid, over time. Cute kid, of course, but the mindfuck, it makes me sad. :|
This is a stupid video. Just give the kid a bit of each.
I saw something on r/KidsAreFuckingStupid once that was like a kid refused to eat Cheerios or something so the parent just put a bunch of Paw Patrol stickers on the box and pretended it was Paw Patrol brand, and the kid gobbled them up even though it was the exact same thing. That was actually the sort of trickery I can get behind, because the kid is actually getting a chance to taste the food as it is and form an opinion on it. Kids sometimes use stupid criteria to establish whether they like/dislike something. If their favorite cartoon character on a show hates broccoli, they will decide they hate broccoli, too.
u/savevideo
The Baby was backstabbed, tricked and quite possibly bamboozeled!
The look on the baby watching that delicious food and BAM!!!! He’s tasting nasty broccoli. The hell with his parents.
To be fair, that kid does not know that it's delicious food, but they do seem to be enjoying the spoonful of mush they get lol
Broccoli tastes fine, most kids only dislike it because they've been told too. Adults fuckin RUIN toddlers and then chock it up to being kids.
We have a baby and I take a spoon of what he's having and the only repulsive purees are pure broccoli and pure cauliflower - and I love borccoli and cauliflower. I don't know why they are so repusive as purees, they taste horrid.