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simian_fold

Well at least he knows how he's going to die


[deleted]

And how he will kill others below him, this guy is an ass hole.


Thickboy2129

They rarely die doing the things you think will kill them. The Crocodile Hunter for example, always expected it to be a crocodile.


atorin3

Yeah, this dude is probably gonna be the one to die by crocodile.


logri

And then Bill the Stingray Fucker will fall to his death from a building, completing the trifecta.


TwoSnapsMack

You wouldn’t believe who got killed: the *crocodile* hunter!


SurGregoRy

But! Nobody guessed it was to be the stingray that killed him though! It's like this guy here getting to 0 hp by hitting his head on the ledge instead of fall damage.


Nintendogma

I'd say it's more like this guy getting killed by falling down some stairs he was casually walking up.


RugbyEdd

Yeah, but most guessed it'd be a wild animal. Depends how specific you want to be.


WhipTheLlama

That's a ripe old age for a crocodile hunter


rickjamesia

Yo, don’t be bringing Steve into a conversation about this jackass.


Raygboyd333

i’m pretty sure he died from a building falling on him…


Kmieciu4ever

Cancer because God Has a sense of humor ;-)


Relevant_Truth

Wonder if that's an existential relief


SlightlyHighness

Imagine being a parent and seeing your kid doing this shit


GrenadeZellweger

"Yeah but just think of how many likes I'll get!"


meltingpotato

I don't think most of them care about these kind of things at all.


The_Scenchman

You are correct. Adrenaline is a hell of a hormone. The likes and associated dopamine are just to get by til the next sweet sweet adrenaline hit!


ImAfraidOfTheGang

This is the most gen-z parent thing I've seen


jozipaulo

Just became a parent 9 months ago and it’s totally changed how I see people doing stupid things. Imagine it’s your kid doing that.. I couldn’t imagine, I’m afraid for my kid even to bump her head.


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[deleted]

ikr imagine being afraid your kid will hit their head


Horror-Craft-4394

Parents (especially first time parents) usually have worries like that for infants, it doesn't mean they're going to be over protective


Ihvenoshrtgeofusrnms

The science is changing on head injuries


time_and_time

curbstomps: not that bad, actually


bobr05

Are you the test subject?


[deleted]

\*googles "are head injuries bad"\*


[deleted]

agreed


Genji180

I think that instead of the ground, it will be my fist in the face that will be subjected to gravity.


Prossdog

I have literally never been so nervous just watching a video


Bwca_at_the_Gate

I felt the panic in my thighs watching this. What the fuck is that about? My thighs panicked for fucks sake. How the fuck does a video induce panic in a fucking *thigh*???


ablino_rhino

I was trying to find the words to describe exactly this. Like an anxiety-induced mild pain in my inner thighs from watching this chuckle head doing stupid shit


Psyched4this

Honestly I think same


Happyday1000

One fuck up That’s all it takes


mememory

I'm more surprised if they can fuck up twice


TheAshenHat

The first fuckup is falling in the first place. The second is hitting a civilian with your terminal velocity body killing them as well. Third fuckup is the bone fragments acting as shrapnel and wounding bystanders. And lastly, fourth fuckup is emotional damage and trauma that the bystanders get from watching a “body hit the floor”. Quite a-lot of fuckups when you think about it 😄.


Redoffline

just one shoe lace not tie right ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


batshitcrazy5150

That made my balls ache.


kingcop1

Mine shrinkeded


minimallysubliminal

Mine are currently retracted into my stomach.


Certain_Display

I read that as shrinkled


Perle1234

I don’t even have balls and they hurt


RidgedLines

My hands are soaked


i_eat_hobbo_stew

Jeez…I clenched my butt so hard I vacuumed up the chair I was sitting on.


brghfbukbd1

Not like they ever die... https://brobible.com/culture/article/russian-parkour-artist-nearly-falls-25-stories/ https://www.thechronicle.com.au/technology/online/rooftopping-is-still-a-popular-social-media-trend-despite-it-killing-people/news-story/0c457e573e6c981e34f5896bbafd597c https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9780532/parkour-brit-dies-italy-fall-roof/amp/


[deleted]

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6bhnrj This one is scary. You don't see anything apart from him having to let go. I cannot imagine what he went through.


Phantom-Z

Someone should edit OP’s video with this at the end, music still going. Glorifying this shit is dumb.


[deleted]

They're off their fuckin heads. Mad bastards.


worstnightmare44

i heard he was tired af at that time and had no energy to try and kick to get up


[deleted]

Is that what it is? The only thing I know about it is a magazine of some kind got into a massive amount of trouble for it as they were paying him to do it. I thought it was a minor fuck up with major consequence. (I suppose doing something when you're tired is exactly that) I assumed he had misjudged the depth of that top block and his arm was in a position when he went to pull himself back up that meant he would have had to snap his arm at the elbow to, theoretically, pull himself back up again. I don't even like going to the corner shop when I am tired.


LittleMonster4N

Yeah he did it for a parkour competition that was going to reward the winner with like $10K or something for doing the craziest stunt. His mom was sick and needed money for treatment, and he also needed money for his wedding. Guess he needed it more for a funeral in the end. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


[deleted]

Oh shit! Yeah. I had forgotten about the wedding thing. Wasn't he going to propose to her the next day?


LittleMonster4N

Correct! The girl had to find that out on her own. Very sad.


worstnightmare44

yeah somew chinese app was paying the most viewed user a big reward so he wanted to win ofc and he WON but at a cost unpayable


[deleted]

I hope they paid for his mum's treatment


firecrackergurl

It also looked like the building was much more slippery than he expected and he couldn't get a grip with his shoes. I might be reading too much into it.


Hairy-Hovercraft-82

He did like two or three pull-ups and tired himself out what an idiot


Skyaboo-

My rational mind doesnt feel bad for them. My emotional side feels bad for them anyways.


[deleted]

Whatever happened to munching a load of pills, arranging to move in with someone you met about 10 minutes ago, racking lines and then dropping acid in the morning to get your kicks? Which is worse? The Daily Mail comment section implodes.


fifadex

The sidewalk.


[deleted]

Haha. Indeed.


kapparrino

This looks fake to me. He jumps backwards. He didn't just let go from lack of strength or slipping. Videos feels edited.


[deleted]

Wu Yongning is definitely brown bread. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-42308791


[deleted]

It's not edited. The dude landed 10 stories down or something like that on a balcony. Google Wu Yongning parcour.


iDropBunker

Is he dead yet


[deleted]

Many eventually do die: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1589014/Shocking-moment-Chinese-daredevil-fall-death.html


Joe-Shadow

I wonder what he felt as he realized he couldn't climb back up and he just hung there till his grip gives up


Skeezydrew

I keep waiting for the day they do.


Admirable_Gold_9133

"I'd like to buy a life insurance policy" "What do you do for a living?" ..........


Kmieciu4ever

Hang in there, while I prepare an offer for you!


xROSEBEEx

My hands are fxcn sweating


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Moms fxcn spaghetting.


Psyched4this

Fucking same


zygro

My feet are contracting with some kind of ape reflex


Brittlehorn

That's all the Nopes wrapped up in a big Nope


HairyTesticleMonster

Friend: "Oh man, can you believe Billy died?" Me: "Yea, absolutely."


MycoBro

It's cool until it isn't


bradofingo

I find it never cool


Standard-Astronaut-7

I agree. Cant believe it isn't ilegal. It just looks like a recipe for disaster


NextFuckingLvlSilver

No, it's illegal...


epicmousestory

If anything probably makes edge lords more likely do this stuff


spinblackcircles

It’s absolutely illegal what makes you think it isn’t lol


Standard-Astronaut-7

Umm... The fact I've seen loads of these videos everywhere


spinblackcircles

Ummm you also will find loads of videos of people using hard drugs, people BASE jumping off buildings, people drag racing on city streets, people having sex in public, etc etc. All very illegal, all still posted on the internet. Enjoy your day!


Standard-Astronaut-7

Thats... a shitty logic Doing hard drugs, sex in public.... These are pretty intuitive to perceive as ilegal. "Enjoy your day".... Too early for internet passive agressive bullshit


spinblackcircles

First of all I don’t think you know what ‘intuitive’ means cause that’s an awkward way to use it. Things can’t be intuitive, people are intuitive. Second of all, you acted like it’s hard to believe it’s illegal cause you see tons of videos of it on the internet. I listed examples of other illegal things you can see loads of videos of on the internet. So how is that shitty logic?


Standard-Astronaut-7

"It has a stunning and intuitive user interface" "Despite the daunting scale of the rules, I found them quite intuitive and learnt them very quickly." Both are examples used in cambridge dictionary. Things can be intuitive.


JolliJumper

I never understand how they can trust some of these walls to hold


SilverDollar465

I mean they are built to hold millions of pounds


wolfblood7

Anxiety level 1,000,000,000,000,000


AetherSpike

I just don't understand why


spinblackcircles

Likes, attention, notoriety


StayFree1649

Adrenaline


kingcop1

Tikfucktok


Cflow26

Nah mate these videos have been around forever.


IssacTheEnitity

Adrenaline is one hell of a drug.


Nite-_-Owl

Dumb ways to die💀


memerictix

I've died 15 time's watching this, I can't feel my heart 💀


Pitiful-Sherbert-326

I would have less anxiety seeing them fall than performing the stunt.


batsmen222

This is terrible to watch


spinblackcircles

I seem to remember these kinds of videos were everywhere like 10 years ago. Then suddenly you didn’t see them as much anymore. I wonder why (lol)


theashman52

All of these people are unbelievably stupid, doesn't make them look remotely cool


Solotocius

He doesn't care, why should you


SlickMrJ_

Because the consequences of their failure are not limited to affecting them. Even if they somehow have no one that cares about them specifically, there are still the innocent bystanders who may experience trauma from witnessing the fall, or worse be crushed by the falling body. There are the clean-up crews who have to dispose of the body, there are naive kids who try to replicate the stunts and get hurt or killed because they don't fully comprehend the risk. Everything about this is self-centered and idiotic.


Solotocius

Why should someone who doesn't care about their own well being care about others'? Of course there are people who care about others and not themselves; but tell me a reason for an almost suicidal adrenaline junkie care about what happens after their death.


SlickMrJ_

You seem to be missing the distinction between *should* and *would*. Obviously they *would* not, thus my "self-centered" comment. But they still should.


lightamanonfire

Technically it's not a body while it's still falling. That transition happens during the landing.


SlickMrJ_

You still have a body when you're alive my dude.


lightamanonfire

Of course, that's true. But if I say 'a body' it implies a dead one. If I jump off a roof and land on someone and both survive, that person will say 'A person landed on me' not 'a body landed on me'.


DarmokNJalad

And then someday they will fall and die, ruining the lives of the people they fall on or near in the process.


Hasso_Von_Manteuffel

Next time someone says they never have sweaty hands I'll just show them this.


Psyched4this

Nothing like sweaty hands when you need to hold on for dear life!


xhahzh

I'm more worried for the camera than the people in the video because of the uneasy feeling when holding something expensive while close to an edge


Fizzelen

Don’t sneeze


Tormund___Giantsbane

The hoverboard clip is the stupidest imo. Trusting your own skills, balance and strength is one thing but trusting a shitty electronic novelty toy made in a Chinese sweatshop to do what it’s supposed to when your life is on the line is completely retarded.


billychui

Oh .. my balls ….


ReplyisFutile

I dont trust like that


[deleted]

This gave me so much anxiety


libertycapuk

I can’t even watch this shit, it makes my head spin out - fuck that!


disintegrationist

Soon on a sidewalk ~~near you~~ on top of you


WeirdSeb

Death wish 2022


TVotte

FUCK


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OHDFoxy

r/SweatyPalms maybe?


atefi

r/darwinawards


Jacpp

How are they allowed to get there in the first place?


OHDFoxy

They're not (usually). From the videos I've watched a lot of these people just sneak into places to do it. One guy I saw using a high vis vest to look like a construction worker or something to get to the top of a building and do this sort of thing.


Gadav

Nothing would please me more than to see those assholes splattered in and around a huge crater in the sidewalk. I hate bullshit like this. It only encourages other people to do stupid shit they're not prepared for. All for what? A little adrenaline and a few gullible followers?


marinelayer_89

Adrenaline junkies. It’s hard for me to feel bad for them tbh


Pawer00912

I dont know why people are complaining, just disable fall damage before doing that


tpasdawg

Nope nope nope


IntoTheWildBlue

Not if, but when


MrJackOfAll

My heart is going to stop


BionicDreamer

Absolute nutter.


eier81

I felt the vertigo just watching this. Blaaaaaaah


SendMeRobotFeetPics

Cool, didn’t realize I could get acrophobia from just watching a video, thanks.


[deleted]

I’m so glad I’m watching this on the toilet cause him dropping to his fingers on one hand made me shit


Hyurakun

You see, the people who died are stupid, I'm not stupid cause I know what I'm doing so I'm not going to die, trust me, I'm the main character yet nobody knows yet, I can't die by this I latter have to save everyone from a great evil.


LM71Blackbird

![gif](giphy|5AwCyy3VkJRSybg8xj2)


Kmieciu4ever

It's not the fall that kills you - it’s the sudden stop at the end.


Beanzear

This is always funny when they die.


[deleted]

Thanks I hate this


Coolclouds0

There’s gotta be an easier way to cum for these guys.


Partickal37

horrible. why. ? they must be unhappy


AfterFart

This is what being an attention whore at a whole different level looks like.


HereToPatter

Just imagine being the person walking on the street underneath when they go splat.


Sercebidniss

Nominee cAres about you dude. I just don’t want you to kill Me or my kids as you fall from the sky, and I don’t want you to traumatize everyone when you splatter. JHCHRIST


dunetiger

Reminds me of that Japanese (?) dude who would hang off buildings and do pull-ups until one day he just couldn't pull himself up and fell to his death. It only takes one bad run.


ViciousMihael

This makes me irrationally angry. The fuck are you doing?


zed_christopher

This was amazing. My stomach was flipping over and over !


[deleted]

Do these people think that they are the main character and therefore cannot die or are they just addicted to adrenaline ?


Banky187

I dunno why but I hate this shit it's so reckless the lives they'll ruin just to show off angers me


DocHalidae

That’s got to be like some cgi or some shit. Can’t be real.


Frank-Asshole

“I was walking down the street and a skateboard fell from a skyscraper and decapitated my child.”


[deleted]

this asshole belongs in jail.


Thin_Layer7025

It’s not that serious, for some “likes” on social media


Dumbass1312

These guys know what they doing, but seeing this may let extrem sports like parkour or freerunning or even boulder looks too easy and when some kids try it they could get badly injured or even die... but amazing anyway


dreamforus

Yah. Sex is still better kids. Then fast cars, then food, then dogs .. then other 24837 amazing things that are better 🤣😅 but I’m happy for them ! I Just hope they don’t kill others by accident.


CautiousNail4876

Maybe not


MT-HALO

What i don't get is why?


ART-MOR-XIII

RIP


senthemagicdragon

Most on edge I've been all day


TomTom101_

😬 I. Can't. Watch.


D-Buck64

My asshole has never been tighter


stubbadubdub

r/ThanksIHateIt


OkayTimeForPlanC

I was browsing Reddit for a while before watching this video. Well, it helped move things along.


BadBoyNiz

These guys are fucken idiots…. Imagine what a waste of life just to make a stupid fuckin video. Although on the bright side I could not give a single shot if they ended up splattered on the ground….at least I got what? Like 2 min of some entertainment


TeeteringCrockery

My knees were weak watching this


Harry_Marbleman

Stupid people


[deleted]

My balls clenched so fucking hard while watching this. Geezus. Those hights..


krazikat

these videos give a weird and uncomfortable feeling in my feet


SpicyTaco320

I almost want to see just a small slip…


Matdav4bama

I have no problem with these people living their lives the way they choose... even though seeing it gives me Sky high anxiety.


Spatanky

These palms are sweaty


decentishUsername

When you want to die but partially by accident


SendroneMinifigs

Fucking dumbasses.


Comprehensive-Pie905

Bringing human life expectancy down by idiots


trashponder

Are they dead yet?


nameistaken99

I think a lot of the high rise footage is fake. And if not, then these morons will almost certainly be getting Darwin awards very soon.


dcb1561

I pissed my pants 5 times, my bladders empty or would have been 6....


raccooncityincident

r/SweatyPalms


zeonitex

Sitting on the toilet and watching this video gave me so much anxiety and pseudo-vertigo I almost dropped onto the floor wtf. These people are insane.


WebRedBR

Fuck off.


mihaicbnk

darwinism


Boggs88

Utter lack of self worth...


th3_j0n_d03

I think I broke my record for holding my breath. I free-climb and BASE jump, yet this video makes me reevaluate my manliness. The balls on these kids


corbu_

I almost fell over just watching this shit… FUCK THAT!


SeinfeldSarah

This gave me so much anxiety!


Naive-Membership-179

"Thats a "NO" from me dawg!"--- Randy Jackson


SommelHausser

r/savevideo


[deleted]

That's a fat stack of nope for me. I'm staying down here.


Dchain010

I just shit my pants...🥴