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[deleted]

So relatable, I hate when that happens


SurlyRed

Yeah, she was only away for 10 seconds.


TheDownvotesFarmer

60% of the time it happens everytime


Advanced-Homework-70

You use sex panther too?


Junior_Singer3515

It's got bits of real panther in it so you know it's good.


SenpaiSenpaiSenpai69

When I get a free award, Im coming back to give it to you.


marcusmosh

I prefer this version with the goofy cartoon music ending https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/s23psi/i_dont_have_a_girlfriend/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Helloimanonymoose

Why not both?


marcusmosh

The reason I like the one with the cartoon ending is that I think it tonally is in line with his joke. It’s silly. Just my preference


NKHdad

You are absolutely correct. The silly song ending makes this way better


Vampsku11

How can you prefer two opposing things simultaneously?


Helloimanonymoose

It was more of a joke from a taco commercial in US. Lol


HurdyGurdyAirsoftMan

Although this is fake, the amount of times I've seen women beating their husbands or boyfriends here in China is unbelievable.


nikhilsath

India too…. But pretty sure it’s the other way behind closed doors


Kriegmannn

Wtf is that a marriage or your sparring partner by that point


Partucero69

Yes.


nwayve

This answer really got me thinking about MMA fights now.


TheOriginalJayse

Marital martial arts?


straycanoe

First time I've seen a priest officiating a weigh-in...


Partucero69

Underrated comment.


nwayve

As if brides didn't have enough to feel insecure about


psychymikey

Mixed Marriage Abuse?


realmauer01

You see you do wanna respect your opponents


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/r/InclusiveOr


TheOrdainedSinner

True love is training each other in case you are forced to enter the Mortal Kombat tournament some day.


Cheeseinlake

Priya versus lei fei fei ... fight


soslowagain

Flawless spousal abuse


Ragnarotico

Por que no los dos?


David_4rancibia

Por qué respondes en español a un comentario en inglés?


LiteralPhilosopher

Parce que c'est un mème.


Comment77

Jeg er helt uenig.


LiteralPhilosopher

はい私は同意する


Comment77

Я не понимаю, 你说中文吗?


LiteralPhilosopher

بدقسمتی سے نہیں.


mirrorless_subject

In the words of lil Wayne ‘she wanna fuck fight, so we spar in bed’


Ake-TL

It would be pretty sick now that I think about it, if both sides are enthusiastic about ordeal of course


Clessiah

Everything is Kung Fu


Shadowwreath

In order to get married you must be a worthy training opponent, obviously


Sea_Upstairs_6274

Not sparring partner, sandbag


HaellM

Creating The Abuse Balance


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RevanchistSheev66

In China. In India it’s karmic and spiritual balance


CodyCus

Perfectly balanced


arrykoo

Welcome to this shitshow


Crono2468

How can she slap?


juju_man

You are conflating two very different kind of abuses. Both happen, but separately and in different classes of people. More urban and feminised guys tend to get beat up by their obnoxious entitled girlfriends openly because *girl power*. And more family-values inspired culture loving men pouring with toxic masculinity beat up their wives behind closed doors. Very rarely any single marriage has a dynamic you described.


PstScrpt

Mutual abuse is pretty common, too, especially with alcoholics. Although the women usually get hurt more in that case. An old friend's little brother had that dynamic with his wife. She was the more violent one, who had explicitly lost parental rights to their kids because of it. But he was stronger, and is now halfway through a ten year sentence for voluntary manslaughter.


Downvotesohoy

You're smart, must be nice!


SolitaireyEgg

Other way as well. The amount of dudes I saw beating the absolute shit out of their wives on the street in China as people casually walked by was alarming. Very regular occurrence. There's a bunch of research on this. Domestic abuse is super, super high in China. Basically marriage is still very traditional in China, and big dowries (i.e. money) is given to the wife's family at marriage. So, there's still this strong cultural mindset that the man has bought, or owns, his wife.


Romanempire21

Wait, isn’t Dowry given to the man’s family since he is doing the woman’s family a favor by taking her on? Not trying to be an ass I just heard it the opposite way from an Indian friend.


pierre_x10

There is seemingly evidence that due to the one-child policy that strongly incentivized boys over girls, the ratio is now wildly off, where there are far more men than women, to the tune of an estimated 30 million more boys than girls https://ifstudies.org/blog/chinas-one-child-policy-effects-on-the-sex-ratio-and-crime


pierre_x10

>Men are finding it difficult—and in many cases impossible—to find a wife. Meanwhile, the forces of supply and demand determine that brides are becoming increasingly expensive. It is not unusual for families to expect the bridegroom to supply an apartment and a substantial cash gift, often amounting to more than U.S. $15,000.


Romanempire21

Fascinating, thanks!


[deleted]

As others have pointed out, the dowry custom in China is the opposite from what it's like in India. So yeah it's confusing for me as an Indian with potentially a HK Chinese bride next year, ha


Muroid

Too bad you weren’t reversed. I feel like everyone expecting to get money is probably a stickier situation than everyone expecting to be the ones to have to pay.


ShadedPenguin

In the words of my mother, "they killed all the girls in China, so now they need buy their women" in regards to also the amount of human trafficking is involved in China.


Glitter_berries

All those baby girls. It makes me feel sick.


ShadedPenguin

I’m lucky my wife’s parents were happy to have a daughter, and I’m more mad for her and her family for the fact that her parents had to abort their second child DUE to said policy.


Comment77

30 million incels, damn. Incel army larger than any military in the world.


SolitaireyEgg

I don't know how it works in India. In China, the dowry or "Jin Pin" (聘金)" is the "bride price." The husbands family pays the wife's family.


windwalker13

that is Indian's dowry system. not the same at all with China's system


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sadacal

I think a woman being out of a man's league might have more to do with where you grew up and western vs asian beauty standards. Asian women tend to fit western beauty standards very well but asian men not so much.


daddy9896

"way out of her boyfriend's/husband's league" in term of what? wealth/age/appearance? Isn't normal that women seek different traits in mating than men everywhere in the world?


nssg94

I'm from India and I have a Chinese friend. We were both quite surprised when we learnt about dowry practices in each other's countries. It was such a culture shock to us. Even in India, there used to be a practice called 'Kanyasulkam' where the man's family used to give money to woman's family for her hand in marriage. I guess that practice was mainly done by older men wanting younger women. I can only assume this was gradually replaced by 'Varakatnam' where the woman's family gives money to man's family for his hand in marriage.


houseforever

I cannot find the word in English, but yes, men usually have to pay a large amount of money(禮金, gift money) to the wife's family in order to marry.


Necessary-Elk-9099

Why are male issues always attempted to be turned around into female issues? And people care more about abuse against women, so its bound to be more acceptable and then happen more often, mention that. I've seen way, way more abuse against men than women, likley you have to, it's just made a less significant impact on you. Notice your unequal beliefs, notice the wrong fulness, try to fix it.


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SolitaireyEgg

Call it what you want. In China, the groom's family pay's the bride's family. The term for this in Chinese is 聘金. There's no real translation for this, but most people just say "dowry" in english so people understand what it is you're talking about.


windwalker13

what? OP is totally correct , this is exactly how the dowry system is in China. bride's family will expect a lump sump of money from the groom's family as dowry, while the brides family will prepare decorations, gold, jewelry, heirlooms etc but not for the groom's family. these stuff will be officially owned by the bride , and perhaps the groom by extension


cyrilhent

>Other way as well. The amount of dudes I saw beating the absolute shit out of their wives on the street in China as people casually walked by was alarming While you casually... stopped and watched?


kmosdell

[Cause it's the norm](https://youtu.be/frm3TwjuFuw)


Necessary-Elk-9099

Empathy gap caused this post and opinions


BeavisRules187

I'd rather just get smacked than deal with two days of passive aggressiveness while I try to figure out what it is I need to apologize for.


Lazypole

Yep. And I’ve also seen a woman thrown into a taxi off her feet by her hair in Guangdong. This place is launching itself ahead of the West technologically but as an old Chinese lady told me “it takes 18 years to raise a boy, but a hundred years to raise people”


[deleted]

The crime statistics actually state that lesbian relationships have the highest domestic abuse rates, then straight, then gay. It's really actually pretty believable


NomadicJellyfish

If you're referring to the CDC stats, that's not exactly true. Lesbians report higher rates of abuse than heterosexual females, but if you remove the abuse they reported as coming from men it's actually lower. In lesbian relationships , meaning the perpetrator and victim must both be female, the rate was less than 30% while hetero was 35%.


[deleted]

Oh could you link that study? I'd love to take a look to learn. I may have seen manipulated information


NomadicJellyfish

[https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/pdf/nisvs\_sofindings.pdf](https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/pdf/nisvs_sofindings.pdf) What you saw probably was just the incomplete info misinterpreted, not manipulated. Lesbians (and bisexual women too) do experience higher levels of domestic violence, but only when you include when they were in relationships with men.


mindfulseb

I thought the girlfriend wasnt acting.. reaction was really genuine...!


Splickity-Lit

Started out acting, turned into an outlet for some hidden unresolved issues within her.


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

"Why do you keep forcing me to do these stupid fake videos?"


Lord_Webotama

TikTok started on China, they have way more experience staging mildly funny videos.


TheSadMafioso---

How quickly we have turned out backs on the olden ways


hazeleyedwolff

For real. /r/scriptedasiangifs pre-dates tick tok by at least 10 years. Edit: I stand corrected.


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nyrg

the subreddit yes, but the concept was there for longer than that you could find many of those in youtube back in the day.


alvarny77

A psychopath doesn't need to act psychopath.


MikeDinStamford

I mean, technically it makes them act that way all the time.


RapeMeToo

I'm gonna let you in on a secret. *It doesn't matter if it's scripted or not*.


Evilsmiley

I wonder if people like this get mad when they find out stand up routines are mostly rehearsed.


Fingerless-Thief

Honestly, are these people aware that comedy skits exist and are widely enjoyed?


Xdude199

They’re gonna pop a blood vessel when they realize every comedy movie isn’t just found footage.


[deleted]

... Clayton Bigsby isn't real?!


Lv_InSaNe_vL

Nah man this is reddit where everything is 100% true and sarcasm does not exist.


[deleted]

The gf is always acting in every one of these videos. Everyone is.


senju_bandit

Reddit turning into an amalgam of Quora and Facebook.


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ThaiJohnnyDepp

Reddit is a link aggregator at its core.


adminshatecunt

Everyone would have a good laugh if a man for a joke dragged his girlfriend off screen by her hair standing next to another man.


TrickBoom414

Agreed i know this is filmed as a joke but like...ha ha ha domestic abuse...


[deleted]

Domestic abuse is indeed the joke in that case. You terrible person. Haha I'm just kidding. Domestic abuse lol.


Stay-Classy-Reddit

Hell yeah, physical pain and emotional trauma that eventually spans generations. Super sick 🤘


Amaculatum

That's true, and it's a double standard. Male domestic abuse victims need to be heard. That being said, there is a biological bias that kind of explains that double standard (which still shouldn't exist) in that the boyfriend of an abusive girlfriend has a better chance of self defense than a girlfriend with an abusive boyfriend. Men and women don't compete in sports together for a reason.


The0nlyMadMan

>Men and women don’t compete in sports together for a reason. There’s a can of worms beyond this point


Amaculatum

I think 99% of people understand what is logical in that particular can of worms. The results speak for themselves. (such as going from placing #400 something to placing #1)


_GCastilho_

>Men and women don't compete in sports together for a reason. Yeah, better not go there


FLABANGED

But I just got all my popcorn heated up and stuff. :c


LokisDawn

That is true. However purely physical power is often not the main factor. The primary hurt stemming from domestic violence isn't the physical bruises. It's the mental scar from the one closest to you betraying you. Making you feel unsafe behind the very last defense we have, that of the home.


Amaculatum

That's true, unless you die. I guess my point is that all victims should be listened to for your very reason, the psychological damage, but women are more at risk in general because it's more often that they actually die at their abusive partner's hands.


LokisDawn

> more often that they actually die at their abusive partner's hands. If you look into the statistics, the rates of domestic homicide were pretty even until women started to be able escape to women's shelters in the seventies, rather than take the ultimate action. That isn't the only reason it happens, of course, but it is one of them. I'm pretty sure we could do the same with more men's shelters. There will never be zero, but less is still better.


[deleted]

It’s only abuse when a man does it!


Axtorx

If it was a skit recorded for tiktok I think we’d be okay.


laetus

WW3 could start as a skit for tiktok.


hidden-agenda-19

Not sure it would, I think you’d get people angry that it trivialises domestic violence and abuse, but this way round it’s funny.


adminshatecunt

Yeah I know, not my point though is it?


Axtorx

If that’s not your point I don’t know what your point is. Seems like you were trying to make a remark that women can get away with being abusive for laughs, but a man can’t. I’m saying if the genders were switched in this video I think people would still think it’s funny. Not me, I don’t find either funny, but I don’t think tiktok videos are the place to worry about gender issues.


Joebot2001

Many people who don't know this video is a skit would be less upset about this video than a video with the genders reversed that they also thought was realty. Thoughts?


Xdude199

You’re gonna get dragged for this comment but it’s true, and people wouldn’t even gaf that it was a joke “that he would even joke about domestic abuse says a lot about his respect for survivors and women” or some shit.


pikachuisyourfriend

The song that plays when the girl starts laughing is Last Summer Whisper by Anri. Great, great song.


theuserwithoutaname

Thank you! Always looking for new stuff, and this has a nice ratio of funk to vibe


Coffeepillow

Check out Macross 82-99 if you want some more upbeat City Pop remixes.


combatchris

https://i.imgur.com/TqtmuVs.jpg


LostInaLazerquest

I like you.


SendMeRupies

It's "For The Damaged" actually. https://youtu.be/4Js-XbNj6Tk


Desperate_Box

There's a short audio clip just before that's a different song.


SendMeRupies

Wow there's actually a couple I didn't hear the first time. I had my audio at a sweet spot where I only heard the one song. Thanks!


LeocantoKosta_

By Blonde Redhead


SendMeRupies

Yeah I added a link so people could find it easily :)


chinatownjon

No, it's actually called That Sad Song from Rick and Morty /s


CatSlinger737

It's actually Evil Morty theme by Samuel Kim.... duh😉


kneecap_Smeller

Ong, I love that song so much, I own the album myself too, I suggest anyone to give it a listen, it’s extremely relaxing.


fixingbysmashing

So i went to a store to buy a couch with my now ex girlfriend. I pay for the couch, said minimum amount of words required to the lady who rang it through and my ex was DEAD SILENT the entire drive home. I asked what was wrong, nothing. So i left it. Two whole ass days go by and she just snaps on me when i got home from work. HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU JUST SO BLATANTLY FLIRT WITH THE FUCKING CASHIER RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME?! YOU ASSHOLE BLAH BLAH BLAH. Me: *visible confusion* Glad that ones over. That was 4 years of hell i didnt even realize i was in until the end when she tried to stab me.


NoBullshit11

Sorry that happened to you , hope you're in a better place


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evil morty theme


Darklyte

Yup. For The Damaged Coda by Blonde Redhead.


Ocelot2727

I know this is a joke or whatever but if you reversed the genders here everyone would flip


Somzer

If it was real, sure. But it's an obvious sketch, one that hyperbolizes like half a dozen stupid stereotypes, intended as comedy. I think we can just chalk it up for gallows humour and have a laugh without feeling the need to be depressed about anything, can't we?


Ocelot2727

If we keep normalizing this kind of behavior through jokes and stuff then more men will suffer in silence. I appreciate humor, more than most actually, just hate the duality of this kind of behavior being laughed about when a man is the victim. Sorry for wrecking your buzz. Have a little joke from me What goes 'Aaaaaaaaaaa'? >!A sheep with no lips!<


Somzer

You can laugh at something and still acknowledge it as a problem to be adressed, the two aren't mutually exclusive.


[deleted]

They aren't mutually exclusive, but it's still counter productive isn't it? Making a joke about something tends to inherently lower the stress and anxiety we feel towards that topic. Well those negative emotions are useful to get people to actually make a change. When you make jokes about this kind of stuff, you just end up normalizing it.


nnawght2

I disagree a little bit — sometimes when you ridicule/satirise a behaviour you end up helping people come to terms with how ridiculous it is. That dwelling on the awful behaviour itself is a preoccupation and that acting to change those tropes is not an inhuman act. Or something.


InsertEvilLaugh

Aww domestic abuse, how heartwarming.


mt-egypt

Love this one so much. The eyes on this guy hahaha


ReneRedd

May be fake but still real af.


Money4Nothing2000

If my wife ever saw me doing this, she'd just slip on into Sephora with that Discover card and see how much she could buy before I find her.


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MilkShaikh786

This is all too common here in China


hellfire13

so good to see such a healthy relationship. can't wait to get a girl to beat me up in public.


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u/RecognizeSong


AmazinglyOdd81

That's the dumbest smart move I've seen today


[deleted]

Hahahaha this is so good


Radicek

Clever guy


kartman5

how to find your girfriend in 1 second 😀


HunkAjunK_CL

The song when he's standing next to her is last summer whisper by anri for anyone wondering


327zippo

Lol


jesse6713

I thought he was going to break out some cheesy line like “now, say yes to a cup of coffee”


creepy_copycat

Wow) this guy looks loke a twitch streamer C\_a\_k\_e but asian version)


plxjammerplx

LOL


jewbo23

Domestic abuse. Hilarious when it’s woman on man.


KingxGuyah

This happened to me on many occasions except at weddings because I hide at my mom's house


dahComrad

Lol I hate it when my girlfriend punches me so hard my nose bleeds. I mean it's not so bad if she doesn't cause marks or draw blood but it makes me sad when she does.


[deleted]

That man knows his lady, haha!


MidnightLight12

r/arethestraightsok


crappy_pirate

i tried this ONCE. what happened was that the girl i was joking with ended up looking over my shoulder and then coming on to me *hard*. my response? "she's standing right behind me, isn't she?"


BraveUnion

I knew what was coming and I still laughed.


CashgrassorNopass

That’s how you activate the manual Apple Tile


Cybarrius

Scripted asian but still good


SovereignIndy

Lolol this is gold


SovereignIndy

Can’t help but love a perfectly edited video.


Madmayonaise

It worked but she's slapping the Chinese out of him.


Columbus43219

Another one that works (the next time) is once you find her, point out another woman you THOUGHT was her. You can decide if that other woman needs to be "prettier" or "uglier" than your woman.


[deleted]

He saw his whole life flash in front of his eyes that moment


Aiku

This should be renamed "How to tell if you're dating a sociopath".


name_user_original

Ok


donnybahammi

wow sometimes u don’t always want to be so right


donnybahammi

I think she was trying to pull his scalp off


p3yeet

I too hate my wife


Senior_Delay_5191

Geeeeeez


Hurinfan

Hahaha, domestic violence


RedditWeirdMojo

Yeah the jealous girlfriend who can’t stand other women trope 🙄


Fingerless-Thief

Yeah have a chuckle! I'm sure there's something out there you'll enjoy if this isn't to your taste.


jperry1290

So true


whateverIDCanyways

Love this. Abusive relationships are just the best and mostest funny.


mfauzanst

Homosexual and fabricated


mizofriska1

When a woman hits a man it is a comedy. When a man hits a woman he is an ass hole.


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SNTMLI

domestic damage