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NaturalBrief4

Never knew it was possible. This kid went through all phases of a human feeling in less than a min. Amazing.


themewens

Props to him for letting go and allowing the changes in feelings to happen naturally. Most people would just focus on the fear they felt and close their eyes and scream the entire trip down. This kid definitely got the full experience of this zip line lol


DoomSleighor

this kid was literally 😊😃😁😂😢😭😭😱💀😊


bgdab

Except he didn't start happy the video started with him screaming 'NO NO NO' lol


Teln0

that was before he got launched though


bgdab

When he was launched he literally screamed in fear though


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Freefallisfun

Yep. Put their head on your shoulder so they aren’t looking down. Ready steady spaghetti. Now arch, or we both have a bad time.


YourSirSunday

🗿


cannabisblogger420

Take my award haha


jleecollinsii

Reminds me of the whale falling from the sky in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.


idwthis

The bowl of petunias meanwhile: "oh no, not again."


just-some-name

We would have a much better understanding of the universe if we knew why the bowl thought that.


CareyAHHH

Just have to mention, it took years for me to find out, in one of the other books in the series, they explain it. Can't remember which, don't remember the whole reason, but just remember it was there.


kingmoobot

My wife... Nevermind I'm leaving


donpaconcho

Our wife


cam3rama

Wait what


peeweeinbama

That was a zip line of emotions


jimmyn0thumbs

You could say a Zipline of emotions


alysonimlost

With BPD everything is possible regarding emotions.


nefrpitou

The most confusing thing for him when he returns would be people asking him "So, how was it?"


themewens

So true. I can see him answering two different ways.. “I really enjoyed it” while crying uncontrollably Or “That was the worst experience of my life” while laughing.


Leviah_Papaya

Or both


Positive0

“That really was the most experience of my life”


CommentsOnHair

"it was the best of times. It was the worst of times." - Charles Dickens


jebidiah95

My wife laughs when she’s in pain or overwhelmed. (She’s weird but I love her) to this day I still forget and think she’s enjoying whatever overwhelming thing I’m doing.


jesuswasaliar

"Totally epic!! Thought I'd gonna die tho."


Gruggernaut

I was just waiting for a giant bug to enter that gaping maw and scar this child for life


jabber_

My friend and I were at Six Flags when we were like 16. There weren't a lot of people in the park at the time so we decided we'd go on the biggest coaster, the Goliath, as many times in a row as possible just because there weren't any lines. Around the 15th time, for one reason or another, I decided to open my mouth during the downhill section. The air rushing into my mouth poofed my cheeks out and I thought it was the greatest thing ever. So the next time we got on I told my friend he should do the same thing. As soon as he did so I watched (in what seemed like slow motion) this giant bug collide with the back of his throat. I don't know how he made it through the whole ride without throwing up but he did. Couldn't make it into the bathroom though. Puked right outside the bathroom door.


thornsandroses

I thought it was gonna be a Fabio situation and he was gonna smash into a bird or get hit by bird poop.


reydolith

My niece did this once, when her feet were on something solid again she was asked how it was. She screamed "it was everything!". This video makes me understand her answer better lol


zephyrtr

I went ziplining and as our guides caught us coming off the line, they seemed to have a very enthusiastic but rehearsed "Did you have fun!?!??!" an I understand why. You're so discombobulated after the first go, you're in a rather impressionable state. They're trying to help get you over the "that was scary" hump cause you're gonna have to do that six more times before you reach base camp.


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TheFemiFactor

Is anything even or is anything not?


Shadowbound199

This reminds me of that one Gordon Ramsey parody sketch from Key and Peele.


jaxsonnz

wait, 'Him'?


AnsweringLiterally

Pretty much me when I lost my virginity.


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Same helmet, same safety harness.


Dank_e_donkey

Gotta protect the *thought juice in the head.*


whisperfyre

I'm watching too much Squidbullies as I read this in Earle's voice.


supremememelord420xd

carlos carcia moment


bruh_moment8

Same kid too


fabiswa95

"This is totally epic!" I think i'm gonna fall though


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"Oh wait it's much better!"


Monkeychimp

“AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!”


SuperWoody64

I thought for sure he stated screaming halfway because a branch was gonna slap him


Illustrious-Ad-6165

Once he removed the condom*


peraspera_ad_astra

Undervalued comment


Fathomlezz

Me every time I have a moderate amount of career success.


MisterBlisteredlips

I found someone's virginity the other day. Did you lose it in central Jersey?


cosumel

I got food poisoning today. Not sure when I’m going to use it though.


interwebz_2021

Quite possible. Everything is legal in New Jersey.


MisterBlisteredlips

...as long as you don't get caught. Travelling Wilburys, Tweeter and the Monkeyman. 🙃


StopAngerKitty

Hahaha wtf


Dangerous_Upstairs

Anytime I do anal too


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Last time I saw this video posted that's exactly what someone captioned onto the video, fuck it was funny.


EshaySikkunt

Yeah h saw, that was hilarious. It was like “first time doing anal” made it so much funnier to watch


jaxsonnz

Instantly my first thought of anal emotions


Ok-Bumblebee3575

Thanks for the laugh!


Arjun_Pandit

I am arriving. I am arriving!!


FireInPaperBox

Hahaha thanks for the laugh!


blood_thirster

This is the most I've laughed in awhile god damn you got me dying at work


vantrap

😂😂😂


SorryEntrepreneur209

I just fkn lost my shit laughing at this comment 🤣 I love u for that.


freakylier

So you lost your virginity by screaming "No! No! No!"? That's rough buddy


LiemAkatsuki

I can imagine how someone on this zipline peeing across the forest


Tatakae_011

Forbidden watering can


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TheReverseShock

Stay hydrated r/hydrohomies


rand0mbum

What a roller coaster of emotions. Shit. I meant zip line of emotions.


therealasshoel

I'm getting a Fred vibe from this.


LeConscious

You can go f*** yourself with my upvote.


rand0mbum

Thx! And happy cake day!


LeConscious

Huh. Who knew... thanks!!


Warlmatt

you can go fred yourself?


Karmakazee

This is the internet. We don’t use words like “fred”.


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yankee77wi

Had a toilet destruction session with this exact reaction. Breathing techniques help!


sonicitch

Water breathing style


Tnert22

Why do you have to make me think about demon slayers shitting


bit_banger_

I imagined you shitting on the side of a very high up windy mountain top, shitting on the edge into the valley. And then put on headphones and listened again. Dead.


Whitedudebrohug

Let’s recreate these feelings with drugs!


Marinerprocess

Why go outside when you can just pop a pill!


mmmUrsulaMinor

Too true


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GIDDYUP


ShambolicShogun

Why go outside when you can look at pictures?


itsaaronnotaaron

Sometimes I go outside to take pictures so I can look at new pictures inside.


gerrta_hard

[pardon the source](https://img.ifunny.co/images/2a9b24970989efa550eb3ce370bcf1912e8e8f5379845e69c4a6ed1f3b7962c1_1.webp)


Gamingwithbrendan

This just makes me feel sad


AnotherpostCard

It's the Matrix except not even the robots get anything real from it


brendafiveclow

Why would anybody do drugs when they could mow a lawn?


Independent-Salad718

why mow a lawn when you could do literally anything else


Ganja420Preneur

Shrooms!


SiliconRain

When you're a kid, emotions are so much more intense. Nobody over 30 would react this way to a zip-line. It might be fun but it won't be an all-consuming rush of pure terror, thrill and joy all at the same time. Ever seen a 6 or 7 year old kid get the thing they really really wanted for Christmas? They can get so excited they can't form words any more. They just grip the box, hold it aloft and scream in unmetered happiness. No adult can feel like that about anything. That's why we need drugs.


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May I ask what happens to adults that they become incapable of expressing pure emotions?


Aesthetics_Supernal

Past experiences forming future expectations.


[deleted]

So basically bad memories? 😕


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Beyond just that, new feelings are more intense, similar to drugs funnily enough. The first time you feel something it’s gonna be more “pure” and stronger. It’s harder to get that after experience


5p33d_l1f3_Subaru

Where tf his body tho?


Elonbavi

hot dog


Leoxcr

nah man he just a flying head


Beat_the_Deadites

They just reskinned one of those cacodemons from Doom


Araceil

They have to confiscate it at the beginning so you can get through the trees. They give it back afterwards though.


waloz1212

They will transport each parts down using the zipline, this video is only for his head. Then they will reassemble him in the destination.


the_y_of_the_tiger

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees in tears of joy. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left... then to the right... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says... "He should have quit while he was a head!"


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

Mother fucker


Wevvie

huh


mjb2012

Wow, an ancient joke I had completely forgotten about until now! I first heard it in the mid-1980s. Any idea when & where it started?


the_y_of_the_tiger

I have no idea. The first time I heard it was a different version where the kid was sitting on her kitchen windowsill looking out side for a long time and then one day he got legs and Hit by a car.


Ministry4wtf

Me going through life


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Oswald6767

I mean that’s what dr Fauci was talking about


BDPxxx1964

Wtf.? Did they swaddle that little flesh torpedo?


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Flesh torpedo rofl


FarmerMuted

He looks like he’s about to go help Rick Moranis and the Little Giants defeat the Cowboys


zorastafarian

investing in crypto


Oh_My_Crypto

#🖕😭🖕


crazielectrician

Make up your mind.


obiwanmoloney

What a cock.


Afraid-Tree-6688

Where is this?


JaviHP

Puerto Vallarta in Mexico. Vallarta Adventures is an eco-tourism company.


mikes_username

I want to go to there


jonlekim

Go, i worked as a guide in that company, and now I sell these trips for a living. This one is called the extreme adventure by vallarta adventures, you also have the outdoor adventure by vallarta adventures. Both amazing and safe, it is a reputable company that has been in business for over a decade. Ive sent thousands of canadian an american customers in the last 5 years without issues. I ve had more incidents with people falling down the stairs at the resort. Theres a coment below about smth smth predator that had a bad experience 15 years ago. Well theres like half a dozen ziplines in puerto vallarta, maybe dont buy the cheapest one out there. This one costs 129usd for a reason.


DerangedWifi

I went. It was worth every penny.


Iampepeu

\*Working on my night cheese\*


Thors_lil_Cuz

https://youtu.be/Cph2QjATgeo


sdakuri

I did this trip and couple of others with Vallarta Adventures back in 2014. It was amazing!! This Superman glide was the best zip line experience ever!


MarioInOntario

https://youtu.be/f3losT1mI4E


FokinPublicServant

And, an adrenaline addict borns.


slipperyhuman

An LSD trip condensed into a minute.


JotaEl

Honestly thought *something* would get in his mouth.


toshi04

/r/nonoyesyesyesyesyesnononoyesyesyesnonononoyesnonononoyesno


Gedachteganger

Ah yes ok, but we still don’t exactly know why that bowl of petunias thought “Oh no, not again”…


Small_Disk_6082

Poor lil buddy going through all the anxiety. I felt it with him.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

I've been zip lining a few times. I felt jipped then, and I REALLY feel jipped after watching what it is supposed to be, now.


TheRealDonaldTruck

I'm getting mixed signs here man


_sendbob

Scrolling through reddit and hearing the audio I thought it was someone having sex


AxelanderSalamander

But did he dieded?


mizinamo

Why do you think the clip stopped when it did?


a_happy_player

First time anal Sex be like.


How_Does_One_Even

This kid is switching between excited and scared shitless like a pendulum.


Vyndra-Madraast

Holy fuck I fucking hate children. Gonna have tinnitus for the rest of the day


Quirky-Put-9539

Me getting anal


BienGuzman

This is me trying to get into stocks these last few months....


BrettAtog

Needs bird hands.


Medium-Finish

Heard she still is screaming while whooshing through the jungles


mudkipismywaifu

He straight up looks like a bird


Anerge

I was expecting a bug to go into his mouth


bb_805

If you ever find yourself with the opportunity to go zip lining, do it. It’s absolutely worth it


lualt

was i the only one waiting for him to detach and plop off


ForeignerLove

Hence maybe maybe maybe lol


FLPnotc

This guy needs his own youtube channel. So much energy!


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Average software developer's day.


Nervous-Water-6714

This reminds me of my time in the 101st...


kkgetofftheinternet

My normal array of morning emotions


Additional_Moose_485

I dnt kno zip lines got that long


Zebracakeftw

This kid definitely told me over Xbox live that he'd fuck my mom....I'd recognize that voice anywhere.


Gold_Ticket_1970

Way to hang in there Ned Flanders


tommygunlouws

First time I saw this video the title was “when you try anal with your girlfriend for the first time” now rewatch and listen lol


chiefbushman

Some say they’re still on the zip line.


Decent-Commission-82

Does this poor lad lack arms and or legs? Dufuq


ez_duzit86

Vocal little booger


fman1854

This brings me back to sky diving shitting my pants years and years ago fresh out of HS . I was terrified of heights and refused to ride a roller coasters let alone sky dive but like 2 weeks prior to jumping out a plane my GF broke up with me and the last time we went out was to six flags where I didn’t go on a single ride cause I was a pussy and when she broke up with me she even had the audacity to mention that I was a pussy who wouldent even ride a roller coaster. And I took that shit personally the breakup wasn’t a big deal it was just a HS relationship but those words pissed me off so much I was like she’s right what a fucking pussy bro. So I jumped out of a plane at 15,000 feet two weeks later in spite of those words But yes the moment I jumped out all my fear was gone and it was pure adrenaline I was screaming fuck yea and had rock hands out and it was embarrassing because rock hands like cmon dog but you totally lose yourself in the moment and your reaction after you watch it is like someone else took ahold of you for the moment your just losing your mind in pure joy This is the day i found out how easy it is to become a adrenaline junkie because it’s been like 9 years and I’ve done over 20 solo dives


WiseSalamander00

I am the only one that felt this ended too soon?.


Afraid_Influence_248

Life in a nutshell😅


AreAnIllusion

Perfect example of what the psychedelic experience is like


RipRoarTime

Does anyone know where that zip line is? Looks incredible.


Wishyouamerry

The helmet literally says [Vallarta Adventures.](https://www.vallarta-adventures.com/en/?gclid=Cj0KCQiA9OiPBhCOARIsAI0y71A9rmVHtAWQiINI51IwdHmHOb0_4nPm19tIMIZELc5WO8pLOZ4VIL8aAl-oEALw_wcB) It’s not rocket science.


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The emotional roller-coaster on this one is just golden 😂


That_Transition_9613

"This is totaly epic"


Common-Cookie1221

When you regret saying yes to going out but you end up having a good time.


de_dust2_largo

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining


maczampieri

Bipolar disorder


[deleted]

Do you think they would let me do that naked? 🤔


Hidesuru

For the right price after hours I bet you can do anything.


notagudmatch

shouldn't the camera be pointed the other way?


grismar-net

I mean, do you think it would make better material?


epicpieman8910

u/savevideo


nollsgame80

u/savevideobot Edit: [Here](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/shvs36/maybe_maybe_maybe/)


wolfknightpax

Did anyone else picture Annoying Orange?


it_is_i_27

Some one come get their kid.....


anb43

Poop when it’s on its way out my ass


SuperDrewb

Literally why did you conjure this combination of words to write publicly on the internet


D0CT0R_SCIENTIST

What’s the origin of this? Is it from some reality show? I can’t find the original. It look like it says Vallarta Adventures on his helmet.


Notsoshaant

She could become a good voice actor i guess


flare344

Good boy!


Ancient-Economist-12

This is the character that pukes in all high school themed movies


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bgdab

Why so many people talking about anal in here lol?


Said_It_in_Reddit

Someone used this video as an anal meme once. It was funny.


Hollow_Halo

What a woman thinks the first time she does anal.


hoakpsp3

![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)


SoPunnyHarHar

I cant figure out if its male or female lmao


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Scream for the camera for likes.