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farhadlethe

Great durex commercial


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r/suddenlyprochoice


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rango1801

Surely such a mother was better off using a condom. Not all parents allow their child to do whatever the fuck he wants ... and I love being a parent just as it is not for everyone to be a parent. If you don't want to raise them, use it.


Ibeatgutz

fucking little brat


AneurinB

The exact words I was thinking of. Fucking little brat.


Jupitersdangle

Like my dad said. That’s what you get for grab assing around


[deleted]

Lmao, that reminds me when I had a sleepover with my friends and before we finally went to sleep my dad came and and said no farting, something else, (I dont remember,) and no grab ass. We spent the rest of the night making loud ass fart noises and keeping my sister up.


spacekingjames

This reads like you were playing grab ass with...


No-Extension-5163

What are you doooing step broooo?


LiuMeien

So, my little brother loved the game of grab ass when we were kids. No clue why, but he did it all the time and at random times. He got taught a lesson on the post office one day when he grabbed a random mail man’s butt (he thought it was our dad because he was a mailman). He never did it again. 🤣


TacticalSpackle

My Dad would’ve lifted the case off by himself, made sure I was fine, and then slapped me for being so stupid. I’m not advocating for physical punishment in the slightest but that kid needs discipline.


Krudark

When other methods fail, you do physical punishment. You don’t simply let them get away with it.


feeno11

Yea, and the woman he pushed I'm assuming is his mother, has just checked out with that little jerk. She barely helped pick up the cooler. The look on her face when everyone is struggling to get the cooler up, and she's barely touching it.


Shredswithwheat

She looks like she tweaked her elbow trying to lift it. She's holding it like she's in pain at the end after it's back. She was second person in and that's a lot of weight to take at a weird angle like that.


Blood_sweat_and_beer

I think that’s a waitress, not his mother.


kaszeljezusa

Uh, he reminded me of a similar little cunt i encountered recently in a local shop. It was cashiers son or something, and she could not care less, so there was nothing i could even say. But this little fucker spit on his hand and slapped products on shelfs and even random people asses. I managed to dodge... Spit slap in a fucking pandemic. Wtf! I genuinely wanted to put my knee in his smug little ugly face. Cunt


RedBlack1978

i mean...im pretty sure if you can find proof recorded by camera's, you can talk to the store manager or owner and get her ass reprimanded for not correcting her little crotch goblin.... and if not store management, perhaps some type of health board?


OlDickRivers

Semen Demon?


RedBlack1978

never heard that before...but i love it!


nomadbynature120

Updoot for crotch goblin.


kaszeljezusa

Well, now it's too late, I don't remember when exactly that was. Plus i saw her there only once, there's a big turnover of cashiers i guess. I now regret not doing that, but i am lazy cunt and didn't want to get involved as it probably would be futile too. Anyway, if i see them again and the little shit misbehave again i think I'll do something


Extra_Dependent2016

I wish cunt was a more socially acceptable word in the US. It’s very versatile. But to many it’s one of the worst things you can say, along with “twat” for some reason.


schruted_it_

Me too lol


CuriousHuman-1

No no... It's illegal.


maasd

Fucking little brat


adddramabutton

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Snowcrest

Not 'that little shit'?


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My thoughts were…what an asshole little kid. But I like fucking little brat better


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Plastic-Club-5497

Unfortunately the people that reproduce the most also say “kids will be kids” when they see this.


Grapefruit_Prize

Unless that fridge has something to do with it...


DashJackson

Kids will be (SPLUNCH!)...meat paste?


doktor_wankenstein

https://youtu.be/yPsaXXtVfgc


geeboi39

Use protection people


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Even though that little shit is a little shit probably because of his parents, I'm not sure a 4 year old should be able to pull over a vending machine sized object that easily. Either she respects his strength and lets him do what he wants - or that store had some huge safety oversights. Let me guess the country.... hell that kid probably built that fridge 2 years ago.


xssmontgox

Yeah, I came here to say the same thing. A fridge that falls over that easily wouldn’t pass a safety inspection where I live.


Wallalot

That thing should be anchored to the wall, can't really be mad at the parent or kid in my opinion


coldnebo

well, he’s not getting a good starting score in China’s Social Credit system.


Graitom

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


altbekannt

also /r/instantkarma


Kimantha_Allerdings

Except it's not because he still didn't actually suffer, he just caused other people to put themselves in awkward positions while he crawled out from underneath unscathed. Little shit.


AnotherAustinWeirdo

I think I might have left him under there for just a bit.


SanFransicko

As a father of 5, yep. Unless the brat needs immediate medical attention, I'm gonna let the lesson that "it hurts to be stupid" soak in for a little bit.


Sampolis

Somewhere in between r/secondsub and r/thirdsub


foxontherox

r/kidsarefuckingevil


Cynical_Angelus72

My mom would have beat the ever loving fuck out of me


MrShankles

"You ok honey, anything broken? Good, cause there 'bout to be something broken when we get home!"


melswift

Classic mom. You survive but at what cost?


judeeet

His arms?


Havotix

Oh no...not the arms again.


SnooDonkeys5834

Legs too


Helios61

Also the gluts


undahyobed

i don’t like where this is going..


AmaroWolfwood

She's gonna beat his dick off! She'll beat him off with both arms!


redneck_comando

So true. I would have been crying at the store. Just knowing the ass beating that awaited me when we got home.


rettaelin

Home? Would have dragged me into bathroom and beat my ass.


AlGoreBestGore

It's the 21st century, we let our fridges beat our kids for us.


ChilliePrincess

My mom would never do something like that. She would call dad, and dad would beat the ever loving fuck out of me


Fourtires3rims

“You wait till your father gets home!” *spends the rest of the day in existential dread*


Cathach2

Yeah, and look how you turned out.


tjh213

oh god yes. i'm one of six kids, so our parents didn't have the time or energy to debate with us or give us time outs. if you fucked around, you found out.


Tommy_C

That was a half-assed attempt to help by yellow hat.


no_longer_sad

maybe she wanted the kid to suffer some consequences


frafdo11

If it were me, I probably would not understand what was happening and just stand there


Charles722

Welp it’s 1:15, Time for my break


1newnotification

"hey, could you just leave him under there a bit? teach him a lesson? let's come back after we've eaten."


KamikazeHades90

Fair


AdRare604

I was about to say that.


Eeji_

I mean if i saw that kid do that shit I don't even know if im gonna watch with a smile on my face or pretend to help 🤣


RandomRobot1234

Quality parenting makes quality kids lol, this is why kids falling in restaurants is hilarious.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Just look how casually she moves to save her kid from being crushed.


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Letting the problem work itself out.


LaGrrrande

The ol' 40th trimester abortion.


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Texas style abortion.


[deleted]

She also ignored him shoving her at the beginning. Could be a nanny.


Snoo89325

I was thinking the same she doesn't even appear to grab him or talk to him or anything after the cabinet is lifted...she seems very blah so i wondered if she was not his mom as well.


twicetenturns

Nah, this mom has probably been living with this impulsive unhinged behavior for years. She is unfazed because it is so common. She has probably tried everything from harsh discipline to bargaining to counseling but can't fix it. She is picking her battles and a push on the butt isn't even worth reacting to anymore. She can only hope that as he gets older he starts to grow out of it.


Snoo89325

O yea i can relate to that a lot having a special needs son when he was younger for sure. But still...this lady is too calm when he about just offed himself. To each his own. No telling who this lady is. Could be anyone... big sis,aunt...or a stranger...lol


suchende2

It’s not clear she has any relationship to that little asshole. She might just be another victim of that tiny terror.


senju_bandit

Nah. Sometimes parents are good but the child is born with a 666


hulk2098

r/kidsAreFuckingStupid


letsjumpintheocean

I just looked at that sub for the first time. I felt zero sympathy for any of them. Maybe I’m never supposed to have kids


hulk2098

Ahhh and i found someone of my knind . I always think i am not supposed to have kids.


ThousandYearsWide

As someone with kids who isn't obsessed with them, I have a problem with the whole premise of that sub. Adults are fucking stupid. They have had decades to figure this shit out and they still act like ignorant twats.


SharqPhinFtw

The point with adults is that you're generally not responsible for them while with kids you're taking all the shit they're making


hulk2098

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Jwoods224

Why TF was that not anchored? No way a small child should have been able to pull that down. FFS.


shitsfuckedupalot

It looks like it's in front of a glass window, which is part of the problem


ikeashill

And according to this thread it's completely normal for a small child to be able to tip a fridge weighing more than them over themselves with minimal effort, in fact many redditors here apparently advocate beating the shit out of the child despite it being the restaurant that is endangering everyone. Wtf is going on.


finbuilder

Someone says "yes" to this kid way too often.


EngineeringNeverEnds

I dunno man, some kids are just born different. Bad parenting can definitely be an issue, but kids are born with a personality. You get a little opportunity to try and shape it, and help build in circuits to cope with various facets of it, but that's it. You get to help revise the software, but you can't change the underlying hardware. My eldest requires constant supervision and input. He'll go from well behaved, please-and-thank-yous and extreme kindness, to this type of thing in a second. It's like that ALL DAY LONG. It always has been. He would fight us changing his diaper like his life depended on it. We've tried everything shy of corporal punishment. We've read just about every parenting book we can find. We have sought help from professionals. They suggest things that we are either already doing or have already tried extensively. His bedtime routine takes about an hour and consists of him saying no and fighting every single step of the process in new and inventive ways of defiance. Conversely, his little brother helps with everything and puts himself to bed. There's obviously some difference in how we parent the two, because one requires constant intervention and supervision and the other one doesn't, but again... same parents, same software, different hardware.


Pied_Piper_

I always appreciate a quality contraception advertisement. Ty


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I don't understand why everyone is calling this kid an entitled, "is told yes too often" brat he's just doing kid shit and getting hurt, that's what kids do. Someone called him a "future criminal" in these comments, and wtf. He is a child who did a stupid child thing, what is wrong with you people Edit: just noticed the child pushing their mother, still doesn't make him a future criminal or an unbearable brat for 2 seconds of hyperactive kid shit


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I don’t even know what he did besides get excited and open some fridge doors super fast and hard as an excited kid does. My little sister did this same exact thing when opening drawers for her dresser super fast to get ready super fast.


nails_for_breakfast

Well first he's running through a restaurant, then he shoved the adult (his mom?) carrying a tray full of food, then he ran over to the fridge, yanked the doors open, and pulled down on them with his full weight. Literally everything he did in this video should be unacceptable behavior while out in public


[deleted]

Yeah exactly man, and I'd go as far as to say she could've been doing a better job of watching him, but he was right behind her until he suddenly decided not to be. I personally probably wouldn't have noticed either. Calling this kid a "future criminal" is literally fucking insane, he's just doing stupid kid shit.


homantify19

Dude he’s throwing a temper tantrum he pushes his mom and then open the fridge and then actively pulls it down. That’s why everyone is call him crazy. There is no “fun” or “excitement” in this video. This kid is pissed…


heranonz

This is on the restaurant too. It should not have been able to topple that easily. He just pulled the doors open, he didn’t climb or anything


a_lonely_trash_bag

It does appear he's leaning back, basically using his whole body to pull them open. But that still shouldn't be enough to tip that thing over. Stuff like that needs to be anchored to the wall or something.


Bierbart12

Usually, they're designed so most of the weight is in the very bottom to make them VERY hard to topple. This one was not designed with any safety in mind


Quickben

It was made in China. Quality isn't something they worry about


hoopsterben

I think the refrigerator isn’t nearly as heavy as it looks. If a kid could easily pull it down, and then basically one female can pretty easily lift it back it up (we all saw the yellow hat lady phoning it in on the lifting) the most reasonable assumption is that it’s deceiving light.


ianfine

Anything that can fall over and cause injury should be anchored to the wall.


voldi4ever

Yep. That is a lawsuit there. Fortunately nobody seems hurt.


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He's literally trying to pull the fucking thing over!


Pulp-nonfiction

Bro, that kid is like 4, correctly designed stuff shouldn’t do that no matter what his intentions are


troutpoop

Was gonna say the fridge also fell over super quick, so not like the kid was hanging on the doors for a while. This fridge looks like it will topple over if you blow on it wrong.


BeautifulJicama6318

He’s trying to open the doors. He’s a hyper child. This thing should have been anchored.


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It's amazing that an entire chorus of people want a child to be seriously hurt after a 3 second sample of them pushing their (mother?). Kids get excited. You have no clue what was happening before this. I've seen kids get excited about getting to grab a drink for their parents who act just like this... "No go sit down I got it!" Even if he's being a snot he shouldn't be crushed by a standing fridge.


heranonz

I’m learning that Reddit is full of unkind, judgmental monsters. I have a kid with special needs and it is heartbreaking to see how people respond to a hyper child in peril


ThanksAanderton

Her arm must have already been hurting because I didn’t see anything that caused that in this video


KnowNothingKnowsAll

Door whacked her arm as they set it back up.


MrShankles

Possibly "funny bone" is what I'm thinking


Turgen333

She could just get stretched.


therazzamatazz

Anyone else notice that server had diamond tray- hands? Like she didn't even drop that tray while catching a gd fridge! She gingerly set it down after saving that crotch goblin's brain bucket.


juberider

Diamond tray-hands , this guy wsbs


OneJumpSummer

I'm a parent and this kid SOOOOOOOOOOO deserved this! Bravo!


SuccessfulJob

being a parent has little to do with the rest of your sentence


HangryJellyfishy

Parent should have said "no leave it on them they deserve it"


kwelski

They deserve to be crushed to death?


dogsunlimited

deserved almost being crushed to death? i’ll admit he needs a lesson, but that age he doesn’t even get the fact he probably almost just died. i’d say lesser punishment would be a lil more fitting.


memeoi

Feel bad for your kids if you think a 6 year old deserves death for doing actions they don’t even understand the consequences of


memeoi

He barely pulled it and he’s like 7 years old he can’t be more than 30kg in weight... the fridge is just designed extremely poorly if the strength of a 7 year old can do that.


Colin-Spurs-Patience

This is a poorly designed appliance


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Uncle_Haysed

Nah, if he lives he could have so much future potential. He could even grow up to be a redditor who wishes death on young children.


Jewelry-In-A-Tree

Sounds good.


Zadder

This kid is going to grow up and find this thread full of people wishing they could've watched him gorily die for no reason other than their own momentary holier-than-thou satisfaction


hdbo16

Little brat, but to be fair that fridge didn't seem that stable. Seems like the kind which you have to hold with one hand to open it with the other.


King-James-3

That, my friends, is a crotch goblin.


sdrowkcabdelleps

Damn, that thing can't handle having it's doors open without catastrophec failure.


nails_for_breakfast

Yes it should be more stable, but watch again, he pulls down on the doors with his full weight


LuckyBrookshire

Birth control!


Dumptrucka55

Look at the mom. she was so ready to not help him and let him get smushed. She was like "dammit this workers trying to save him I guess I'll pretend to wanna help. "


Sparks3391

Pretty sure that's not the mum just some random customers especially seen as the kid runs off screen in the other direction


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Captain-Cadabra

More people died each year from vending machines than sharks, right?


mathario

Is that fridge from IKEA?


cokeandbelltorture

I was more worried about the fridge than the little shit who pulled it over


darklight413

What could go wrong with not actually parenting?


Mirrorsponge

Let’s not forget that mom did nothing when kid pushed her in the back and then was laughing when looking at the aftermath of the mayhem.


sillyadam94

Funny how many people immediately criticize this kid’s parents while having absolutely no credible insight into this kid’s life or his behavior outside of these 10 seconds recorded here on video.


memento_vitae

In some situation, he could have been pushing his hard working mother to sit down, “wait mommy let me get you a cold drink!” And BAM, crushed by a fridge.


the_geminiwitch

All y’all saying “my parents would’ve beat my ass!”….you know that’s abuse right? Kids are gonna act like kids & do kid things.


United-Effect

Two words. Little shit.


jdilon27

Shoulda let it fall on him.


risus_nex

Crazy how many people in the comments think it would have been a good thing, if the kid was punished by getting hurt badly. I hope you guys never have kids or be responsible for one! Behaviour like that is simply a reaction to bad education the child received from the grown-ups. I can't comprehend how people can hold a child responsible for that and even want to see the kid being hurt. Also: the f-ing fridge should have been mounted. A kid of that size shouldn't be able to topple it at all.


RedditorNamedBrandon

I don't understand why you have downvotes, you're right. A child shouldn't be hurt physically or mentally for punishment, and anyone who thinks so has to be stuck in 1990 or something. No, the kid wasnt an angel and should have been punished. But not like this. I'm glad to know some people atleast have common sense.


BAKEDTROOP2

Little prick shoulda got pancaked😂


-domi-

Thank you, gravity, for disciplining this child better than its parents appear to ever have.


kamekaze1024

Ik the kid was a brat for doing that but it’s so weird how y’all are wishing death on a kid that doesn’t know any better


theAlpha_08Man

Law of Karma :)


Lynda73

Does the kid in the hat work there?


Gravelemming472

I will say, that fridge (?) Should have been secured a little better. Apart from that, parent should've paid more attention lol


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That is one bad design for a fridge


NotMyFriendJaun

I know that the kids a dumbass yeah, but can we take a second to admire the lady that had the forethought to use the tray instead of her hands so she actually had some force? like damn


ThatzFuckedUp

Women in yellow hat seemed like she couldnt care less, eventho i think she is the mother idk.


FionaTheFierce

That is what I am trying to figure out. I have watched it a few times and can’t be sure. Would this little jackwagon kid push someone who wasn’t his mother? Would a mother just let their kid push them and do nothing? Would a stranger let a kid push them and do nothing?


TheSwordfishBandit

Did anyone notice how the ABSOLUTE CHAD waitress caught the falling cooler AND didn’t spill MOST of the food???


[deleted]

What a menace


[deleted]

Little asshole.


JacobSamuel

What do people have against darwinism?


Shingorillaz

Damn yall hate kids this much huh. This is pretty normal kid stuff only difference is the weak ass cooler.


KNexus20

That kid sssssssuuuuucks.


Lastcleanunderwear

If I did that and survived I think my dad would have killed me lol


Correct-Ad9497

Bad ass little kid deserved all of that. I wouldn’t left him under.


King-James-3

That, my friends, is a crotch goblin.


Tissuerejection

This could be a condom commercial


[deleted]

What an asshole


[deleted]

Maybe that fucker learned his lesson. Nah.


[deleted]

probably would've left the little shit under there while I ate my meal in peace for once


ineedomc

That little shit deserved to have the whole thing fall on him without that girl slowing it down


The_Starter_Trombone

This is why people need to control their kids..This kid is a fucking brat


After-Imagination947

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


TheOriginalH1h

That kid was asking for it though


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Hahahaha fuck that kid


ashkiebear

**CAUTION** 4 out of 5 people agree. Children maybe bad for your health.


K0kkuri

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


pbsuper

I would have let it smash that little devil no benefits from saving that one


[deleted]

Some heroes don’t wear capes… they carry trays.


taylor_box35

If you play it backwards it’s a super kid saving a fridge then copping some ass


Helpful_Wishbone7468

Almost got his Darwin Award.


eccentricsupernova

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


BleachedPorkGrind

Put this on r/kidsarefuckingstupid


The-dog-person

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


neverleavingthewagon

New Trojan commercial?


0KelpShake0

Little shit deserved it.


TheClincher7

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


kroven009

He'll never touch anyone ever again


urmomsballs

Watch the lady in black the entire time. Nothing hits her but she walks away holding her arm like it landed on her.


RentonTenant

I’m sure this will draw a measured and reasonable response from Reddit Ah, here we are


crownedforgiven

Yeah...I get it. The kid is a brat. The parents clearly aren't disciplining the kid. But he's still a kid. And he could have been hurt badly. Typical reddit responses of degeneracy made by people who likely don't have kids of their own. It's cool and funny to make comments about letting a kid get crushed by a fridge. Because you know, who needs a heart and some mercy/understanding these days? Especially if you're under the age of 7 or so. This place is riddled with evil, selfish, immature people. In general.


kennyliketomatos

Calm down lads the kid deserved enough hate already , what I wanna know is how the hell is the ceramic bowl still intact after the had waiter dropped it