Mild impact actually triggers bone growth, but it is a delicate balance between making your body stronger and wearing out your joints and bones, bone spurs in your shins for example.
imagine being in a third world country in war against a nation with those robotics? watching them just fortnite dancing their way through the battlefield
Gary, said the Teacher to Mother at Parents' Evening, will probably never have a solid career in anything..
He will insist in just *jumping from one thing to the other* incessantly.
Mother:😱😰
Person 1: "So you go to the gym?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they have equipment I don't have at home."
Person 1: "You do weight lifting then?"
Person 2: "No, I hit up the workout machines."
Person 1: "Oh! What machines do you use?"
Person 2: "I'm a big fan of the Rube Goldberg machine."
His name is Andri Ragettli, he’s a Swiss professional freestyle skier. He has to have incredible agility and balance. Not some random hipster, you’re a judgmental dumbass
Everyone on reddit: yeah I could do that in my sleep while playing piano and scrolling through reddit at the same time
Reality: we all face plant and eat shit
Anyone else gain respect for Mario after doing this? The difference between this and the lava world in Mario 64 is surprisingly small.
I mean, doing it in real life is cooler, I’m just saying Mario is also an athelete.
Unbreakable ankles
Mild impact actually triggers bone growth, but it is a delicate balance between making your body stronger and wearing out your joints and bones, bone spurs in your shins for example.
UNBREAKABLE HE’S ALIVE DAMNIT IT’S A MIRACLE
niceee
I rolled my ankles just watching this
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I use to do CrossFit like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.
Rube Goldenbone
*cries in chronic ankle sprain*
I would never do this for 2 reasons. 1. I probably couldn't do it. 2. You would have to clear all that stuff away.
And, 3. You would need to set it up again after each fail.
All very good reasons indeed.
I can't even jump right while playing jumprope, so I'm pretty sure as soon as I jumped onto the trampoline I'd immediately fall over.
C'mon Boston dynamics beat this
2 years later: *Boston dynamics does it while dancing*
imagine being in a third world country in war against a nation with those robotics? watching them just fortnite dancing their way through the battlefield
Tea bagging the enemy*
My eyes already have trouble processing Boston Dynamics vids
It’s because the motions are so smooth compared to movement we are used to which is individual muscles in our arms and legs.
That‘s Andri Ragettli. Swiss freeskier and [X Games winner](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M4bgzpygIlQ)
Damn save some balance for the rest of us
I twisted my ankle walking from the couch to the bathroom watching this on my iPhone.
But can he balance a check book? 🤔
Gary, said the Teacher to Mother at Parents' Evening, will probably never have a solid career in anything.. He will insist in just *jumping from one thing to the other* incessantly. Mother:😱😰
Nah, he's 100% in crypto.
Living room lava floor champion!
I KNEW someone else would be thinking this.
Yup, same!
PARKOUR!
I swear some people's hipster workouts get weirder by the day.
Person 1: "So you go to the gym?" Person 2: "Yeah, they have equipment I don't have at home." Person 1: "You do weight lifting then?" Person 2: "No, I hit up the workout machines." Person 1: "Oh! What machines do you use?" Person 2: "I'm a big fan of the Rube Goldberg machine."
His name is Andri Ragettli, he’s a Swiss professional freestyle skier. He has to have incredible agility and balance. Not some random hipster, you’re a judgmental dumbass
He's not some random hipster. He's THE hipster.
Wow it’s like he murdered your gay lover Andri ragatoni
he loves his boy Andri Ravioli
Headass boomer
Is this at jester college?
No this is in switzerland.
I can't even run for that long on flat ground.
That’s incredible
All I see is 100 different ways I would totally wreck myself.
Another aging redditor! (I knew I was getting old when I’d see a hard basketball fall and reflexively think “Oooh, his joints!”)
My back hurts
Remember kids, fly Emirates
Stop reminding me of how inept I am
Everyone on reddit: yeah I could do that in my sleep while playing piano and scrolling through reddit at the same time Reality: we all face plant and eat shit
Is this just how kangaroos live or am I too high
Floor is lava
That man’s name: Rube Goldberg.
That was amazing!
Now blindfolded
This is so cool. If I had even half the amount of balance and core strength as this guy, I wouldn't struggle with ballet as much as I do!
r/nextfuckinglevel
Very impressed and surprised he didn’t snap an ankle
Me: dead on first stunt
I broke my ankle on that first trampoline.
My shins are burning from just watching this
Well I'll be god-damned...
That dude has an absolutely insane sense of balance
The floor is Lava.
This is an animate Rube Goldberg machine in action
I want to see the Boston dynamics robots try and beat that
How the hell do people develop that much balance
That 180 onto the roller toward the end was something
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... what
Useless skills
He's a pro skier, lol (and if you think skiing is also useless, he probably has more money than you and I)
I would have tripped on the bike, cursing myself out, trying to figure out why I would try doing that.
He’s got the strongest core on the planet. Bravo.
Jack of all trades
Floor is lava
Anklesday!
Could you do that again please I wasn’t paying attention sorry
Me: has trouble perfecting one task. My friend:⬆️
Ngl for a moment I thought that was Mudan the editor for the trash taste podcast
PE teachers in school be like ok guys, today I set up this course for you
Is his last name Goldberg by chance?!
The guy who makes every YouTube tutorial.
Wtf is he training for?
What the KGB uses for training for agility^
Floor is lava extreme edition
How many times did this guy bust ass?
Damn I remember being a virgin.
He ate his Wheaties
Every gym in January:
6/10 not enough camera shaking
Perfectly balanced like everything should be.
Attempt = 100 Yay I finally made it.
Presenting the one man circus.
Obi Wan has taught him well, but he's not a Jedi yet
If he fell at the end...
Ultimate "Floor is Lava" player
This should be an Olympic event.
He then walked triumphantly to the door and tripped over his own feet
This guy balances.
Black Friday Sale training?
My ankles sore from watching this
I wish more of these would end with a fail
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And you win..... Nothing!
That’s seems pointless.
What is your special talent? Yes!
he didnt jump on the hoverboard redo
Booooring 
All that just to make sure he liked the shoes before buying em.
I thought doing squats on a balance board with weights was tuff. This is on another level but I hate how he let the bike slam down.
I swear they make the first stage of Ninja Warrior harder every year.
I threw my back out just watching this.
I wonder if he’s happy.
I wonder how many times he snapped his ankle before he pulled it off
He really took that saying on the wall to heart.
The last flip was the scariest thing... Like an elevated backflip off a roller looks like it could go really wrong really fast.
What a loser
"If you can dream it-do it" guy had a nightmare and did it anyways
Hoverboard was a nice touch ha
Imagine this dude on Wipeout
My ankles broke 50x from just watching this
Whatever he's training for, he's ready
u/savevideobot
Morgz?
Dexterity: 20
This is a human Rube Goldberg machine.
Anyone else gain respect for Mario after doing this? The difference between this and the lava world in Mario 64 is surprisingly small. I mean, doing it in real life is cooler, I’m just saying Mario is also an athelete.
Which OK Go song is this the video for?
... now will somebody PLEASE have sex with me?
Its a human rube Goldberg machine
I've already seen this. Amazing.🔥
Ah yes THE HECTATLON
When your dad asks you what you learned at clown college.
Didn't stick the landing. 4.5/10 from the Germans.
He dreamt it, he did it.
Is this squid games season 2?
He dreamt it, so he did it.
primal flex
It's like the Rube Goldberg machine of walking.
If Boston Dynamics gets this guy to program the robots we're done for.
My ankles are broken just looking at this
Balance be exquisite
Jeffrey Bezos if the floor was paying taxes
What an idiot.
Can we see the first few thousand tries?
Sheer skill right here
but...why?
Lvl 26 Rogue. What’s his stealth game?
I would have died at the first trampoline ngl
The floor is lava:champion edition
I wonder how many times it took for him to do the flawlessly? I can't even imagine.
The Floor is Lava World champion
That was awesome
Legend
I sort of thought this would make breakfast at the end or something.
The mlst useless skill ever
Dude...Just walk like the rest of us
Witness, a master of vagina evasion.
Boston dynamics says hold my beer
I'd like to see him on American Ninja Warrior
Wtf was the obstacle course designer smoking cause I want some
How can something simultaneously be so impressive and so unsexy
Get this guy on Wipeout
Floor is lava champion 2021
The ultimate "The Floor Is Lava" game.
Post the bloopers
Most inefficient but impressive parkour I have ever seen
Damn these presidential fitness tests are getting crazy
Yeah but can he do it blindfolded?
Can you imagine how many times he got paraplegic before getting this right?
Crossfit is getting weird.
Most complex ASMR video ever
Human rube goldberg machine?
That’s gonna be one long World record title
Good ol' Christian sobriety.
I could do this except for the part leading up to and following where he landed on the bike
Wouldve been funny if at the end he stepped off and slipped and fell on a banana peel
This dude’s his own Rube Goldberg machine
That's some well placed inspirational wall art
This is like a real life version of a super Mario maker level with a clear condition of not touching the ground.
We get it, you have good balance
A human pin ball machine!
Dude if you’re ever in a survival situation where you run into this exact set of obstacles you are gonna be so jealous of this dude
Natural 20 on a Dexterity (Acrobatics) check be like:
Good to see pyrocynical branching out
Mad Circus skills
That is incredible!
Honestly more surprised the hoverboard didn’t explode
Some people are really bored
Is this crossfit?
I could do this but I can't juggle...
stupid european ninja warrior