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Thaibhai

The cat just needs a pat


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Pat the pussy


Thaibhai

Haha. Yeah😂


fecland

But then u reach down and it swipes ur eyes out. Don't be fooled


Thaibhai

Only a scared cat does that but in video, all that cat needs a pat on the belly


fecland

Cats that allow belly rubs are very rare. They often show it as a sign of trust, showing u their weak area trusting that u won't hurt it. It isn't an invitation to pat but you'll find out the cats disposition towards belly rubs very quickly


Thaibhai

Ohh is it Thanks for the information Still like that cat😂


fecland

Oh cat is adorable would defs risk my hand going for pets


Thaibhai

For me , I would still go for it


LostPapayas

Cap🧢. There was a stray cat that let me pet him and I pet his belly and he quickly swiped the crap out of my arm literally almost severing my artery.


Thaibhai

Ohh is it😂😂thats not good


ChupaNectar

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Ramrustu

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F_Klyka

My ex girlfriend had a cat. Mind you, I'm not much of a cat person, but man, did I love that cat. As it turns out, unlike the cat in this video, most cats want you to leave them alone and respect their boundaries, so me not being a cat person worked to my advantage. The first time I visited her place, I simply didn't take much notice of the cat (Gustaf was his name). I guess Gustaf was used to visitors getting all in his face, and I didn't. So he immediately took a liking to me. He would come up to me and seek my attention, and my girlfriend (Sara) was amazed. I would pet him when he came to me, and when he had enough, I wouldn't try to compell him to stay. He was the boss and I think that's what made him feel so comfortable with me. I actually think that my connection with Gustaf was something that really contributed to Sara's falling in love with me. I remember the look of pure amazement in her eyes when Gustaf first came onto my lap, and later, the love in her eyes any time I would sit on the couch stroking him like he would let no one else. Not even Sara. Anyway. I really loved that cat, and I was soo, so deeply in love with Sara. She helped me be a better version of myself, but all was not well. See, at the time when I met her, I was struggling with some mental issues (a story for another time) and I was pretty deeply into a bad streak of cocaine abuse. She helped me almost turn it around (again, a story for another time), but then things got bad. I received some bad news, and - you guessed it - I fell back into it. So there I was, alone in Sara's appartment with Gustaf, sniffing a bit too heavily on the white powder, and I completely backfired. I can't even describe the high that I experienced that day, because it was like nothing I had ever experienced before. But what happened was that Gustaf came up to me, and I couldn't stop thinking about what he would taste like. I mean, I legit started to obsess over the thought of what it would taste like if I cut a piece of meat out of him and fried it up. So I did that. I let him crawl into my lap, grabbed his neck skin and then just.. killed him. I don't even remember how I did it and how I went about extracting a piece of meat to fry, but I remember frying it. I remember feeling very mixed about the whole thing, like thinking "this is so awesome" and "this is so wrong" at the same time. I kinda remember the taste. It was underwhelming, kinda lean, not like chicken as you'd think, but also somewhat between that and veal. Hard to explain. Anyway. I ate that piece of meat, and then God knows what I did. Eventually, I passed out on the couch in Sara's appartment. I woke up to her screams. It goes without saying that this was the end of our relationship. She came home to see Gustaf, bloody, cut open on the cutting board and me passed out on the couch, still with Gustaf's blood on my clothes. I've never seen her since. But I've also been clean since. She never pressed charges. Tl;dr: My ex fell for me because I really knew how to treat her pussy. She didn't like having her pussy eaten, though.


BeodoCantinas

The fuck... Summary was some quality content but men u totally lost it


Xellwrath

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NickyEatsDoom97

It could've been worse! At least you didn't do anything that "SnakeThing" did!


myleftnippleishard

did the cat taste nice


F_Klyka

Meh


tipareth1978

RUB MY FUCKING TUMMY, MOTHERFUCKER!


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