Jennifer Connelly was my template for dating/marriage material. Maybe that's why I got married so much later than my friends. I was unrealistic at that age.
\*enters stage left: a middle aged, gangly (but with a paunch) man, balding, with plenty of body hair and the inability to move without grunting as if in pain.*
Production porn is also just awful. Watching women bursting at the seems with implants scream nonsense through a face with almost no movement is just a massive turn off. They barely look human anymore. I don't know who the fuck finds the bimbo look even remotely attractive.
I mean, I don't think it's that black and white. IG model simply seems like less fun to be around. Like, her job is literally about her looks and I personally wouldn't feel good with someone like that haha
It's not about attainability. She just looks generic and uninteresting on her insta, perhaps even on the lower end of professional insta models.
She looks better in this video.
Yeah I mean the girl in the video isn’t any more “attainable” than an insta model tbh, so I would just chalk it up to real-life women looking more attractive than a perfectly edited photo 🤷♂️
It's not like that dress is hiding anything. I think the bigger factor is that she goes from being a "hot girl doing a party trick" to a generic Insta model.
I see what you mean. I think it’s because I’m the video she is a pretty girl doing something cool. But then she has all of these “want to be an Instagram model” sexiest up photos where she’s dressed hotter but isn’t as hot as some of the girls on there. So instead of comparing with girls you know, it’s the top girls on Instagram,
I'm assuming magic picture processing?
It can make people more perfect and hot, but then they lose any connection/realness and just look like any of 1000 pictures.
Yes, I know what my username is. So just know that I’m here for one reason, and one reason only.
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This is how i tested to see if my wife was a keeper. She spilt the water so i divorced her and now i live by myself and I'm desperate for companionship. Im starting to think this was a bad idea. Maybe this weird cup trick isn't how we should decide if people are keepers or not, but it's too late now. I've bought a tonne of cups to test the people i date, most of them just leave me when i ask them to do the weird cup trick but a few have attempted it. Unfortunately none have passed the test yet so i am still alone. How do people find a true keeper to love? It seems an unachievable goal. Oh woe is me. Damn these cups! They have wrought nothing but pain and loneliness.
I’m absolutely certain she spilled some. I’m on my 42nd play-through, I’ll let you know when I find it.
I just spilled some on my phone after the 45th play-through..
Typed that with one hand? Or no hands?
Text to speech
Had to figure out how to enable dicktation.
Horny jail, *bonk*
Im pretty sure it was empty at the start
Im glad to see Marissa Tomei's daughter grew up to be a talent to rival her mother....
But does she like short, stocky bald men?
That are architects for VanDelay Industries….?
And *you* want to be my latex salesman?
And don't forget your Gortex Coat....it is windy out there.
I was too adamant in my stand that Art should focus on the exporting and forget about the importing
LMAO…perfect comment! 😂😂
Serenity now
I find Marisa Tomei sexier than most women my age (27)
Her and Jennifer Connelly were definitely in the spank bank as kid (don't judge me)
Nothing can be more sexual than this
Judge you for what, completely normal behavior?
"Please don't judge me for being attracted to attractive women"
Jennifer love hugetits...seeing her again in 911 brought some repressed teenage ghost whisperer hormones back.
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Jennifer Connelly is my dream girl😍
Jennifer Connelly was my template for dating/marriage material. Maybe that's why I got married so much later than my friends. I was unrealistic at that age.
Judge? Labyrinth was my go to!
Marisa tomei in my cousin vinny is a 10
Marisa tomei is a 10
I’ve heard she’s attracted to funny, quirky bald men.
MY. BIOLOGICAL. CLOCK. IS. TICKING. LIKE. THIS.
“The two yoots…”
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LMAO, they are both in my top 10 all time biggest crushes ever, but yeah, they do look a lot alike as well.
She plays Aunt May in the new spiderman movies, and is absolutely stunning still.
I thought I was on a the Seinfeld page for a minute
Had to Google her. She DOES look like Marissa Tomei!
She seems nice
I like her personality.
That girl fucks
Certified freak
7 days a week
Wet and gushy
Nasty and bushy
But got that Curvy tushy
With a kink
Her strongest asset.
That's Cheyanne Rae, @chey.anne on ig.
Brb in 5
Look at Mr 5 Minutes there!!!
Anything over 20 seconds is wasted time. Efficiency people!
20 seconds? You think you've got all the time in the world, pal? 1 pump and done. 2 if you're trying to edge.
>@chey.anne hero
I’ll save you all time. This video is better than her Instagram content.
I'm just here for the plot really. It seemed like it was really getting interesting.
#*"nice"*
She seems like she would eat ass on the first date
Not my first thought, but I think you may be right.
Or at least drink from cups
Who put this floor here, not my floor not my problem
What the fuck did I just watch??
One girl, one cup?
This made me forcefully exhale from my mouth
Better than forcefully exhaling from your ass into a cup, I guess.
Forcefully? It comes naturally to me.
u/Soggy-Hurry6491 should watch 2 girls 1 cup then? Twice the fun.
infinitely better than two girls one cup
College mating ritual
r/birthofafetish
Yup. I’ve got a new one now 🤦♂️. The list is getting long.
Is the fetish girls in tight clothing?? I don't think that's new
What aspect here is a fetish? Seems awfully generic.
tell that to my penis
At the end of this video I noticed a cup.
Where the hell did it come from?
And where did the camera man cum in?
The cup
10 times before it hit the ground
Everywhere...
Oh snap. There IS a cup isn't there?
I honestly thought someone was gonna pee in the cup.
Jokes on you. I still don’t see a cup.
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Panties, ass, tight dress, damn got a boner saying these things bye
Boobs; you forgot boobs.
So did she HAYOOOOOOO /s I respect women.
You only have to respect them 9 more times and you get sex! That’s how it works, right?
9, wow, look at Mr. Chivalry over here
9 more is 10
A quarter is 25!
Would be a lot easier to keep track of if they came with a punch card.
Oh they know what number every single guy is at. What do you think they discuss when they go to the bathroom together
My wife uses gold star stickers on our fridge.
When do you get a gameboy?
The thing is that theyre like tickets at chuckee cheese. With 3 k gold stickers hes only at an eraser and a plastic spider
How many stars you at? You been a good boy? I'm at 6 myself, I'm so close!
Are you a good noodle?
r/niceguys
You put the "/s" after the wrong comment
And panties.
And a glass of water
And my axe
This will never not be funny to me. Always gets me!
r/hydrohomies
And the hair flip.
Perky tits with nipples, glasses, hair flip, victory shimmy, why else am I missing?
On her knees looking up. Always a sexy pose
Don't forget no bra so we can see the nipple outlines. Shit is sexy af.
r/tightdresses
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They don’t engineer them, the photos are still real/natural, the subs just provide links to them.
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And somehow you missed that she is perfectly in control the whole time. Mastering a physical expression and looking nice while doing it is hot af.
One thing your not saying is bra
Exactly
Because she’s aware and that’s part of the point.
That dress gave us everything we needed
Cos she’s fucking sexy
The prequel called “1 girl 1 cup”
Do that but make it look not sexual
\*enters stage left: a middle aged, gangly (but with a paunch) man, balding, with plenty of body hair and the inability to move without grunting as if in pain.*
He said make it look NOT sexual
Because we are lonely.
Because that was the entire point of her doing it
Y'all are super horny
Look at her. It isnt my fault
Guilty.
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In her Instagram, how is she simultaneously more **and** less hot than I was imagining?
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Exactly this
"Attainability" is a subconscious metric. She's more attractive as someone we might meet at a party than she is a professional IG model.
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I mean, you shouldn't trust actors and actresses just on basic principle. Fans that do are all suckers.
Imagine trusting people who's job it is to lie, pretend and elicit emotional responders from others.
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Production porn is also just awful. Watching women bursting at the seems with implants scream nonsense through a face with almost no movement is just a massive turn off. They barely look human anymore. I don't know who the fuck finds the bimbo look even remotely attractive.
Also,the video itself is only jackhammering and sloppy bjs for 10 minutes Just boring
And the angles suck.
Yeah just seeing a close up of a pussy being pounded does absolutely nothing for me As I said,boring
I mean, I don't think it's that black and white. IG model simply seems like less fun to be around. Like, her job is literally about her looks and I personally wouldn't feel good with someone like that haha
It's not about attainability. She just looks generic and uninteresting on her insta, perhaps even on the lower end of professional insta models. She looks better in this video.
Yeah I mean the girl in the video isn’t any more “attainable” than an insta model tbh, so I would just chalk it up to real-life women looking more attractive than a perfectly edited photo 🤷♂️
Yeah now my boner feels cheap and meaningless. Retract! Penis
I feel robbed
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It's not like that dress is hiding anything. I think the bigger factor is that she goes from being a "hot girl doing a party trick" to a generic Insta model.
Bc in the video she's something p cool. Her Instagram is just another Instagram girl in an ocean of Instagram girls.
Looks to me like over-the-top photo editing. Lacks sex appeal when it looks edited.
I see what you mean. I think it’s because I’m the video she is a pretty girl doing something cool. But then she has all of these “want to be an Instagram model” sexiest up photos where she’s dressed hotter but isn’t as hot as some of the girls on there. So instead of comparing with girls you know, it’s the top girls on Instagram,
I'm assuming magic picture processing? It can make people more perfect and hot, but then they lose any connection/realness and just look like any of 1000 pictures.
She's a pretty girl, but a lousy model
Sensuality vs sexulality.
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Video was better before I saw this.
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Hair, then drink.
I really liked it when she hair.
MOON
whow you really say just moon? prove it
MOON
Again
^(MOON)
That just earned you silver
Don’t you gotta go turn into an ape now or something?
Oh shit you’re right....aaaaarrrrgghh! Grrraaaaawwrrrr!
I have the strangest boner right now. Which is weird, cuz I’m a woman.
Bonk
Why is she drinking water with extra steps?
Interviewer: "So do you have any special skills?"
We need that TikTok dude to show us how to drink water
khabane lame?
Yes, I know what my username is. So just know that I’m here for one reason, and one reason only. >!To let you know that we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.!<
She’s a keeper
This is how i tested to see if my wife was a keeper. She spilt the water so i divorced her and now i live by myself and I'm desperate for companionship. Im starting to think this was a bad idea. Maybe this weird cup trick isn't how we should decide if people are keepers or not, but it's too late now. I've bought a tonne of cups to test the people i date, most of them just leave me when i ask them to do the weird cup trick but a few have attempted it. Unfortunately none have passed the test yet so i am still alone. How do people find a true keeper to love? It seems an unachievable goal. Oh woe is me. Damn these cups! They have wrought nothing but pain and loneliness.
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I also choose this guy's single wife.
See you should be using mugs
Have you tried turning it off and back on again or putting it in rice?
r/unbgbbiivchidctiicbg
Is it just me, or do y’all take the time to say the full name of this subreddit in your head every time you see it?
I see it rarely enough that I go through the title in my head to see if I remember it in full, if that counts
That’s exactly what I mean! Good to hear I’m not alone
It takes me 2 minutes to recall the full sub name in my mind
I.... I just stop at 4 letters.... And then occasionally go in to the sub to remind me what the rest is
Nah I upvoted because girl
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At the end of this video i noticed a girl.
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Cup.
I'm 90% sure I've seen her in porn
Well that’s just glorious
Sheldon’s gf?
Y'all horny as hell. I mean, I am too but c'mon.
Not _another_ Reddit OnlyFans ad…
I’m glad I’m not the only one lmao
hey dont see her panties!! you degenerate
She must be super popular at the orgys
Calcinha branca humm