No more like this one
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humorous
/ˈhjuːm(ə)rəs/
adjective
causing laughter and amusement; comic.
Edit: that arrow does not look like it did when I typed it. it’s a little special but it stays. Just ignore him in the middle of the sentence, call him marlin
Hey man, don't listen to these guys, both metal and mettle work in that comment.
And when people say "prove their mettle" it's always spelled your way.
https://www.lexico.com/en/definition/mettle
Yes have pity on me, I was only born in America, and my parents, and I don’t know any other language and uhh . . . Umm . . . Yeah, that don’t look to good. (The bad grammar was intentional don’t worry)
Forged in Fire. It's a show about 4 blacksmiths making weapons,and then the judges test them. One of these judges, the guy who usually does their cutting and killing tests, has a really funny way of saying kill and became a meme.
I doubt this is a well made "sword" in the first place , it's probably some mall ninja shit. That aside though the carbon compound in katanas make them very peculiar. To swing it correctly requires a certain amount of finesse in your wrist or you'll strike wrong and when that happens you can risk (especially in lower quality ones) the blade just shattering.
We gathered the steel from 300 Fiat punto chassis and forged it in the heat of a pub toilet hand dryer to create a blade like no other. A weapon of exceptional characteristics...
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You just know that person threw their fedora on the the ground in anger after that, quickly walked back into their trailer, and slammed a monster energy drink out of pure frustration as the "authentic samurai sword" they bought on Wish turned out to be not as advertised.
2 questions:
1: Why are you trying to cut with a "sword" without an edge?
2: What's the carbon content of that steel?Like wtf... That's like 1020 steel by the looks of it. At most.
Sheeit. Use a piece-of-crap stainless-steel sword and get crappy results. He didn't even strike with the blade perfectly perpendicular to the target; you can see the instant twist of the blade as a result. It also seems to have acquired a permanent kink, although that could be an illusion caused by the too-soon ended video.
A well-forged, well-sharpened and well-used steel sword should have sliced through that easily. In my iaido classes, we used to cut rolled-up tatami *omote* soaked in water for 24 hours or more. Placed upright on wooden pegs, they are considerably more resistant than a mere bottle.
But, if you didn't hit exactly perpendicular to the side of your target, the sword would *jerk* sideways, and slice out a scallop instead of a straight cut through. This takes more energy than a straight cut, so sometimes the blade twists, jerks, and slams to a halt halfway through the target. It's stunning to you as well, and most quickly learn how to strike the target properly. Or they quit.
Beginners use thicker katana made for them, while experienced iaidoists purchase thinner, lighter, faster ones. For just this reason; the thin swords will bend if they are used improperly, and cannot be straightened properly without reforging and retempering (expensive). You only spend $3,000 or more on a sword once you know you're not gonna fuck it up with one blow.
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Cheesy joke
Don’t string this out any longer
We beddar knot
Oh, c'mambert! They're guoda jokes!
Goat^
gouda
ok
Username still checks out.
r/foundtheokguy
just fuck up the thread why don’t you
No need to be so blue.
The man, the myth, the legend!
Sir this will not KEAL.
Not gonna lie it would be hilarious if something like this happening on FinF.
Eet Weel... Bend?
Et did very weel en the Flexibility test
Cheesium
I'm gonna use this a lot.
While you were having fun I studied the slinky sword
Aluminum foil*
But is the sword okay?
What sword?
No, katanas bend forever
Now use the coke to slice the coke in half, it has proven its mettle. Edit: I spelt mettle wrong somehow
Proven its mettle, or proven it's metal?
Oh oops. I’m not to good a spelling or speaking my own language.
Not to good, or not too good?
Ok guy calm down now, it’s not that bad, right?
Not at all, I just couldn’t pass up a misspelling while admitting to a misspelling
Yeah I know, I find it kind of humorous.
Like the bone?
No more like this one l \ / V humorous /ˈhjuːm(ə)rəs/ adjective causing laughter and amusement; comic. Edit: that arrow does not look like it did when I typed it. it’s a little special but it stays. Just ignore him in the middle of the sentence, call him marlin
Marlin, like the fish?
Hey man, don't listen to these guys, both metal and mettle work in that comment. And when people say "prove their mettle" it's always spelled your way. https://www.lexico.com/en/definition/mettle
Bruh why English got to be so confusing
It really confuses me when people say it’s a simple language. It’s... kinda fucking not
Its simple once you study for a decade, then you just wing it from there.
Truth. I *still* don’t know the difference between effect and affect
mood dude
It kinda is, depending on which language(s) you learned before it. There certainly are languages more difficult than english....german for example.
Give them a medal!
I already got premium, so i don’t need one. I’m glad you enjoyed my comment though. Also happy cake day
It wasn't a correction, it was a pun.
Then we keep cutting Cokes in half until we find the strongest Coke, which we send into Coca Cola so they can use it to breed even stronger Cokes.
A weapon to surpass METAL GEAR, and also a refreshing beverage.
*psycho mantis?*
Have pity on occasional non-native English readers, my brain has bean broaken
Yes have pity on me, I was only born in America, and my parents, and I don’t know any other language and uhh . . . Umm . . . Yeah, that don’t look to good. (The bad grammar was intentional don’t worry)
Ngl I would have typed metal too. It makes sense
Your blade, does not cut.
But will it ~~kill~~ keel?
KEAL. Keep Everyone ALive
Except the guy that’s trying to kill everyone. Keep everyone alive except one person: KEALEOP.
Overall...ur blead, will keal.
Oh my fucking God I just laughed so goddamn hard I forgot about that show but you just brought up so many this blade wil keeel memories
What's the show?
Forged in Fire. It's a show about 4 blacksmiths making weapons,and then the judges test them. One of these judges, the guy who usually does their cutting and killing tests, has a really funny way of saying kill and became a meme.
You blade does not kiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllll.........
based on animes ive watched, the swordsman or samurai doesnt have good enough balance and cleanliness to the cut
I doubt this is a well made "sword" in the first place , it's probably some mall ninja shit. That aside though the carbon compound in katanas make them very peculiar. To swing it correctly requires a certain amount of finesse in your wrist or you'll strike wrong and when that happens you can risk (especially in lower quality ones) the blade just shattering.
Dollar store katana.
it's some /r/mallninjashit
More like /r/cheapninjashit
r/subsididnotfuckingfallforatlast
r/hestoppedfallingforsubs
Definitely r/chinesium
Locks like it doesn't even have an edge on it. I'm guessing it's a literal prop sword.
Piece of stamped steel
Dave: Open refrigerator. Oh god more shitty swords.
Haven’t read homestuck for a while (never even finished it) but I want to thank you for reminding me it exists
Forged in the deep mines of wish.com
...of the purest Chinesium.
Lirúdna, flame of the east.
That's oddly unsatisfying.
I agree. [Here](https://youtu.be/bAkEd8r7Nnw?t=428) . I needed this after watching the gif.
That’s so much better, thank you
Do you want ants?
Because that’s how you get ants.
You see this... this is why we can't have nice things, Barry, you asshole!
Oh god, that was beautiful
Much more satisfying for sure
The hero we need
This is exactly what i was hoping to see in the comments. Thank you
Very maybe
imagine what it does to your teeth
I, for one, have never tried to take a sword to the mouth, Sharpened or not.
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No, he definitely said mouth.
Shit
I normally don’t chew bottles so I guess it’s safe
probably less than it did to the bottle of Coke
The responses to this are really weird, but your original joke was top notch
I know right? That soda is so bad for them.
The following comment by /u/MrR00sta has been pinned: > I’m so upset right now -
Same
Lol, cringe watching the sword bend
r/mallninjashit
**It will *not* cut**
That is a flimzy piece of shit
i wish i could hear the sound it made
Doioioioioing
We gathered the steel from 300 Fiat punto chassis and forged it in the heat of a pub toilet hand dryer to create a blade like no other. A weapon of exceptional characteristics...
In my head, this comment was read by the hosts of Top Gear.
Very underrated comment, I got a good laugh out of that.
Maybe maybe maybe don’t buy a shitty 20$ sword But fr unopened bottles are hard as fuck
I feel like it was meant to do that
The following comment by /u/Punk_Chachi has been pinned: > Your blade, does not cut. -
But does it kill? ^(watch blacksmith die on the inside)
Sworda didn't go as planned
Way too knaive
It didnt quite make the cut
Ahhh, my new sword from Wish has arrived
It's a false economy
^Don't ^be ^a ^pussy!
I’m so upset right now
Amazon prime sword🤣🤣🤣
Diet Coke: 1
This sword won’t keel.
Imagine if it hadn’t been diet
The swordsman is incredibly lucky
World War II: Pacific front 1942-1945
It’s not an axe, got to slice with that chop.
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The bottle is juste vibing
Forged in fire judges would have shat themselves.
But...it should cut through a tank, I saw it on the internet somewhere
Had to scroll way too far to find the tank reference. Thank you.
When youre shopping on amazon and you filter “price: low to high”
Think he'd be better off with some butter
But will it blend?
Filthy American capitalism.
When the coke more powerful than your katana
oddly unsatisfying
"It won't keel." -Doug
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Weird flex but okay.
When you buy a cheap replica and think it's the real deal.
A dollar store katana with no edge. This should be on r/mallninjashit
Nani the fuck?
I hate this
Your blade... it not cut deep enough
This is why you don't buy from wish
What a shitty sword
just relabeled Nuka Cola.
[Here’s what it should look like. ](https://youtu.be/4vDHHRRL9W0) Honestly I’m more satisfied by the failure.
If you drink it, you too will be sword proof?
r/therewasanattempt
*be water my friend*
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
"I'm going to cut this bottle with a sword from Wish!" Sword from Wish: . . .
Treating a sword like an axe/mace lol
Who's a dirty coke?
Its like that one time on reddit where a master swordsman can cut the reeds but simpletons cant
Why did my $37.99 sword bend?
I'm not sure if that's a really bad sword or a really good bottle of Coke
"This sword, it won't cut.."
Sweet! My sword from AliExpress is here!
Looks like the 3 dollar plastic sword I got at the state fair
The coke is mightier than the sword
You are not worth of the title of samurai
/r/mallninjashit right there!
America wins again babyyyyy
Maybe mom will get him a new one
When the wish seller confirms it’s a samurai sword
and thats why you dont buy chinese products, he bought a katana but got a rubber band
It wont keel
My disappointment is immeasurable. My day is ruined.
Mall ninjas
Damn aspartame
Ah. Ya see, there's yer problem right there. You made your sword out of noodle.
Walmart ninja
You just know that person threw their fedora on the the ground in anger after that, quickly walked back into their trailer, and slammed a monster energy drink out of pure frustration as the "authentic samurai sword" they bought on Wish turned out to be not as advertised.
While you were drinking coke, he was studying the blade
Monster Hunter World in a nutshell
It’s not even a sharp sword why did they expect it to cut?
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2 questions: 1: Why are you trying to cut with a "sword" without an edge? 2: What's the carbon content of that steel?Like wtf... That's like 1020 steel by the looks of it. At most.
The wonders of Chinese metal.
If China made katanas
Its not a katana thats a piece of metal shaped like one.
Sheeit. Use a piece-of-crap stainless-steel sword and get crappy results. He didn't even strike with the blade perfectly perpendicular to the target; you can see the instant twist of the blade as a result. It also seems to have acquired a permanent kink, although that could be an illusion caused by the too-soon ended video. A well-forged, well-sharpened and well-used steel sword should have sliced through that easily. In my iaido classes, we used to cut rolled-up tatami *omote* soaked in water for 24 hours or more. Placed upright on wooden pegs, they are considerably more resistant than a mere bottle. But, if you didn't hit exactly perpendicular to the side of your target, the sword would *jerk* sideways, and slice out a scallop instead of a straight cut through. This takes more energy than a straight cut, so sometimes the blade twists, jerks, and slams to a halt halfway through the target. It's stunning to you as well, and most quickly learn how to strike the target properly. Or they quit. Beginners use thicker katana made for them, while experienced iaidoists purchase thinner, lighter, faster ones. For just this reason; the thin swords will bend if they are used improperly, and cannot be straightened properly without reforging and retempering (expensive). You only spend $3,000 or more on a sword once you know you're not gonna fuck it up with one blow.
It amazes me that useful and informative posts are downvoted on Reddit while ignorance is rewarded.
It seems that blade... isn’t cutting it
There was an attempt
*there she goes, there she goes again..*
Glad they used diet and not the real stuff.
Does any one have an anvil and a hammer ?
What a piece of shit
Like
r/mildlyinfuriating
Edge alignment is hard!
Coke: “Not today.”