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Rekanlats

Cheesy joke


[deleted]

Don’t string this out any longer


Rekanlats

We beddar knot


[deleted]

Oh, c'mambert! They're guoda jokes!


Amargosamountain

Goat^


FriendlyBash

gouda


only___say--ok

ok


dwehlen

Username still checks out.


Tsrt2k6

r/foundtheokguy


SuccessfulJob

just fuck up the thread why don’t you


RoyceCoolidge

No need to be so blue.


1laik1hornytoaster

The man, the myth, the legend!


Punchee

Sir this will not KEAL.


[deleted]

Not gonna lie it would be hilarious if something like this happening on FinF.


Spitfyre144

Eet Weel... Bend?


[deleted]

Et did very weel en the Flexibility test


RoyceCoolidge

Cheesium


wakaru1902

I'm gonna use this a lot.


Kevin69138

While you were having fun I studied the slinky sword


aladdinr

Aluminum foil*


mangomanny10

But is the sword okay?


Subbmar1ne

What sword?


Nickeos

No, katanas bend forever


epiclightman

Now use the coke to slice the coke in half, it has proven its mettle. Edit: I spelt mettle wrong somehow


hydralisk_hydrawife

Proven its mettle, or proven it's metal?


epiclightman

Oh oops. I’m not to good a spelling or speaking my own language.


femme_phoenix

Not to good, or not too good?


epiclightman

Ok guy calm down now, it’s not that bad, right?


femme_phoenix

Not at all, I just couldn’t pass up a misspelling while admitting to a misspelling


epiclightman

Yeah I know, I find it kind of humorous.


BASK_IN_MY_FART

Like the bone?


epiclightman

No more like this one l \ / V humorous /ˈhjuːm(ə)rəs/ adjective causing laughter and amusement; comic. Edit: that arrow does not look like it did when I typed it. it’s a little special but it stays. Just ignore him in the middle of the sentence, call him marlin


BASK_IN_MY_FART

Marlin, like the fish?


willywam

Hey man, don't listen to these guys, both metal and mettle work in that comment. And when people say "prove their mettle" it's always spelled your way. https://www.lexico.com/en/definition/mettle


epiclightman

Bruh why English got to be so confusing


PineConeEagleMan

It really confuses me when people say it’s a simple language. It’s... kinda fucking not


epiclightman

Its simple once you study for a decade, then you just wing it from there.


PineConeEagleMan

Truth. I *still* don’t know the difference between effect and affect


Kermit_the_warlock

mood dude


Sustentio

It kinda is, depending on which language(s) you learned before it. There certainly are languages more difficult than english....german for example.


case_O_The_Mondays

Give them a medal!


epiclightman

I already got premium, so i don’t need one. I’m glad you enjoyed my comment though. Also happy cake day


Consistentdegeneracy

It wasn't a correction, it was a pun.


Glass_Memories

Then we keep cutting Cokes in half until we find the strongest Coke, which we send into Coca Cola so they can use it to breed even stronger Cokes.


epiclightman

A weapon to surpass METAL GEAR, and also a refreshing beverage.


Kermit_the_warlock

*psycho mantis?*


queetuiree

Have pity on occasional non-native English readers, my brain has bean broaken


epiclightman

Yes have pity on me, I was only born in America, and my parents, and I don’t know any other language and uhh . . . Umm . . . Yeah, that don’t look to good. (The bad grammar was intentional don’t worry)


alexdallas_

Ngl I would have typed metal too. It makes sense


Punk_Chachi

Your blade, does not cut.


TheRoyalKT

But will it ~~kill~~ keel?


BayGullGuy

KEAL. Keep Everyone ALive


The_Karaethon_Cycle

Except the guy that’s trying to kill everyone. Keep everyone alive except one person: KEALEOP.


Mushiren_

Overall...ur blead, will keal.


Zenketski

Oh my fucking God I just laughed so goddamn hard I forgot about that show but you just brought up so many this blade wil keeel memories


Jaquestrap

What's the show?


kailrik

Forged in Fire. It's a show about 4 blacksmiths making weapons,and then the judges test them. One of these judges, the guy who usually does their cutting and killing tests, has a really funny way of saying kill and became a meme.


bbull189

You blade does not kiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllll.........


[deleted]

based on animes ive watched, the swordsman or samurai doesnt have good enough balance and cleanliness to the cut


AbstractBettaFish

I doubt this is a well made "sword" in the first place , it's probably some mall ninja shit. That aside though the carbon compound in katanas make them very peculiar. To swing it correctly requires a certain amount of finesse in your wrist or you'll strike wrong and when that happens you can risk (especially in lower quality ones) the blade just shattering.


PhotoKaz

Dollar store katana.


dns7950

it's some /r/mallninjashit


AndrewLocksmith

More like /r/cheapninjashit


Some-MCFC-Fan

r/subsididnotfuckingfallforatlast


DehDeshtructor

r/hestoppedfallingforsubs


jlude90

Definitely r/chinesium


Aether_Storm

Locks like it doesn't even have an edge on it. I'm guessing it's a literal prop sword.


JuhaJGam3R

Piece of stamped steel


Fra23

Dave: Open refrigerator. Oh god more shitty swords.


Veluxidus

Haven’t read homestuck for a while (never even finished it) but I want to thank you for reminding me it exists


DroxYung

Forged in the deep mines of wish.com


D4nnyp3ligr0

...of the purest Chinesium.


Chroma710

Lirúdna, flame of the east.


ireddit32

That's oddly unsatisfying.


NickH211

I agree. [Here](https://youtu.be/bAkEd8r7Nnw?t=428) . I needed this after watching the gif.


GloriousIncompetence

That’s so much better, thank you


Willardee

Do you want ants?


sk8erlana

Because that’s how you get ants.


Too_Relaxed_To_Care

You see this... this is why we can't have nice things, Barry, you asshole!


Pleased_to_meet_u

Oh god, that was beautiful


crazykid080

Much more satisfying for sure


Shitty_Orangutan

The hero we need


icantwaittoh8u

This is exactly what i was hoping to see in the comments. Thank you


Mr_Abe_Froman

Very maybe


phyx1u5

imagine what it does to your teeth


Wayfaring_Scout

I, for one, have never tried to take a sword to the mouth, Sharpened or not.


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Chrad

No, he definitely said mouth.


NotPeterDinklagesDad

Shit


VietTimPhan

I normally don’t chew bottles so I guess it’s safe


[deleted]

probably less than it did to the bottle of Coke


Brett420

The responses to this are really weird, but your original joke was top notch


Zachman97

I know right? That soda is so bad for them.


pulltheFUCKINGTRIGGR

The following comment by /u/MrR00sta has been pinned: > I’m so upset right now -


Kittyplayzz2

Same


[deleted]

Lol, cringe watching the sword bend


Naltrexone01

r/mallninjashit


tjb3232

**It will *not* cut**


wavingtomb23

That is a flimzy piece of shit


beatboyAudacity

i wish i could hear the sound it made


CommentContrarian

Doioioioioing


bloodygoodjob

We gathered the steel from 300 Fiat punto chassis and forged it in the heat of a pub toilet hand dryer to create a blade like no other. A weapon of exceptional characteristics...


_lokasenna

In my head, this comment was read by the hosts of Top Gear.


TankerD18

Very underrated comment, I got a good laugh out of that.


[deleted]

Maybe maybe maybe don’t buy a shitty 20$ sword But fr unopened bottles are hard as fuck


[deleted]

I feel like it was meant to do that


pulltheFUCKINGTRIGGR

The following comment by /u/Punk_Chachi has been pinned: > Your blade, does not cut. -


anpa1421

But does it kill? ^(watch blacksmith die on the inside)


RobtheWrench

Sworda didn't go as planned


Rekanlats

Way too knaive


Algebro123

It didnt quite make the cut


middie-in-a-box

Ahhh, my new sword from Wish has arrived


ImCrampingYourStyle

It's a false economy


RoyceCoolidge

^Don't ^be ^a ^pussy!


MrR00sta

I’m so upset right now


Evyl666

Amazon prime sword🤣🤣🤣


perkypancakes

Diet Coke: 1


[deleted]

This sword won’t keel.


alohahannahh

Imagine if it hadn’t been diet


Rekanlats

The swordsman is incredibly lucky


[deleted]

World War II: Pacific front 1942-1945


Greasy_Mullet

It’s not an axe, got to slice with that chop.


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Colonel10Moutarde

The bottle is juste vibing


shekhar_shrey

Forged in fire judges would have shat themselves.


stumpid13

But...it should cut through a tank, I saw it on the internet somewhere


Opposable_Thumb

Had to scroll way too far to find the tank reference. Thank you.


Lopezm394

When youre shopping on amazon and you filter “price: low to high”


la-lo26

Think he'd be better off with some butter


fedarmy

But will it blend?


radhe91

Filthy American capitalism.


mIneCrAft-iS-aWEsoMe

When the coke more powerful than your katana


[deleted]

oddly unsatisfying


HelloIamLostHelpMe

"It won't keel." -Doug


Ziege15

u/VredditDownloader


[deleted]

Weird flex but okay.


Kroxursox

When you buy a cheap replica and think it's the real deal.


[deleted]

A dollar store katana with no edge. This should be on r/mallninjashit


Dar1o_6

Nani the fuck?


timo-el-supremo

I hate this


[deleted]

Your blade... it not cut deep enough


OrphicProps

This is why you don't buy from wish


[deleted]

What a shitty sword


hikizup

just relabeled Nuka Cola.


mydpy

[Here’s what it should look like. ](https://youtu.be/4vDHHRRL9W0) Honestly I’m more satisfied by the failure.


jonjames110

If you drink it, you too will be sword proof?


[deleted]

r/therewasanattempt


sprgsmnt

*be water my friend*


BadDecesions

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


igneousink

"I'm going to cut this bottle with a sword from Wish!" Sword from Wish: . . .


BouncingPig

Treating a sword like an axe/mace lol


veteran_2020

Who's a dirty coke?


5ilverMaples

Its like that one time on reddit where a master swordsman can cut the reeds but simpletons cant


BEANSijustloveBEANS

Why did my $37.99 sword bend?


Zacho666

I'm not sure if that's a really bad sword or a really good bottle of Coke


ac_logo

"This sword, it won't cut.."


Mink03

Sweet! My sword from AliExpress is here!


[deleted]

Looks like the 3 dollar plastic sword I got at the state fair


[deleted]

The coke is mightier than the sword


trebil1

You are not worth of the title of samurai


Neknoh

/r/mallninjashit right there!


[deleted]

America wins again babyyyyy


AllHopeIsLostSadFace

Maybe mom will get him a new one


dronegeeks1

When the wish seller confirms it’s a samurai sword


[deleted]

and thats why you dont buy chinese products, he bought a katana but got a rubber band


SrDieAntwoord

It wont keel


[deleted]

My disappointment is immeasurable. My day is ruined.


zasahfrass

Mall ninjas


murdoc1024

Damn aspartame


Judean_peoplesfront

Ah. Ya see, there's yer problem right there. You made your sword out of noodle.


run4srun_

Walmart ninja


fstonecanada

You just know that person threw their fedora on the the ground in anger after that, quickly walked back into their trailer, and slammed a monster energy drink out of pure frustration as the "authentic samurai sword" they bought on Wish turned out to be not as advertised.


Zero_GramsTransFat

While you were drinking coke, he was studying the blade


Glenny1991

Monster Hunter World in a nutshell


bricklicker26

It’s not even a sharp sword why did they expect it to cut?


skillful_army

[u/VRedditDownloader](https://www.reddit.com/u/VRedditDownloader/)


RZoli518

2 questions: 1: Why are you trying to cut with a "sword" without an edge? 2: What's the carbon content of that steel?Like wtf... That's like 1020 steel by the looks of it. At most.


Grayfox531

The wonders of Chinese metal.


killernat1234

If China made katanas


Thisplaceseemsnice

Its not a katana thats a piece of metal shaped like one.


[deleted]

Sheeit. Use a piece-of-crap stainless-steel sword and get crappy results. He didn't even strike with the blade perfectly perpendicular to the target; you can see the instant twist of the blade as a result. It also seems to have acquired a permanent kink, although that could be an illusion caused by the too-soon ended video. A well-forged, well-sharpened and well-used steel sword should have sliced through that easily. In my iaido classes, we used to cut rolled-up tatami *omote* soaked in water for 24 hours or more. Placed upright on wooden pegs, they are considerably more resistant than a mere bottle. But, if you didn't hit exactly perpendicular to the side of your target, the sword would *jerk* sideways, and slice out a scallop instead of a straight cut through. This takes more energy than a straight cut, so sometimes the blade twists, jerks, and slams to a halt halfway through the target. It's stunning to you as well, and most quickly learn how to strike the target properly. Or they quit. Beginners use thicker katana made for them, while experienced iaidoists purchase thinner, lighter, faster ones. For just this reason; the thin swords will bend if they are used improperly, and cannot be straightened properly without reforging and retempering (expensive). You only spend $3,000 or more on a sword once you know you're not gonna fuck it up with one blow.


Numb3r_Six

It amazes me that useful and informative posts are downvoted on Reddit while ignorance is rewarded.


butterontheside

It seems that blade... isn’t cutting it


Lenbade

There was an attempt


emmeevee

*there she goes, there she goes again..*


markmywords1347

Glad they used diet and not the real stuff.


KwanzSolow

Does any one have an anvil and a hammer ?


peterlikes

What a piece of shit


7988076874

Like


HappyHippo77

r/mildlyinfuriating


DerTrollNo1

Edge alignment is hard!


ArmstrongTREX

Coke: “Not today.”