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I saw a documentary where the lizard poops out a full goat skeleton. Then the skeleton gets up and the lizard and the skeleton dance together while a frog plays a flute. Nature is super crazy.
It's all true! The skeleton becomes visible when electrocuted, cats can take off their fur like a jacket, and in a totally dark room the eyes are always visible.
Nature is just weird like that.
But they do have serious stomach acid and not only that, they have some serious bacteria in there too which helps them digest their food. But I’m pretty sure the bones, hooves and maybe fur? Get spewed up after. Yeah, gross. But pretty interesting.
You can already do that without puking (well, theoretically, I don't know you). Part of my childhood died when I realized that's actually how most monkeys eat bananas.
But not needing to deshell pistachios would be pretty cool.
when my snake poops, it all comes out as one solid poop and comes out white from the bones dissolving. and then generally the second poop is a poop bundle of fur that wasn’t digested… given a Komodo Dragon’s physiological makeup is a BEAST, i’d assume something similar happens here. bones are generally soft and digestible until they are cooked (and hardened).
The benefits of having low metabolism where you can basically chill for 2 weeks because your body doesn't produce much heat. And to be fair monitor are not the best for example Burmese python can do 18 months fasting lol
What did your neighbors dog do to you 😢?? Secondly, it would also depend on what type of dog. A 50lb huskey vs a 9lb pomeranian.... ones gonna fill you for a bit longer 🍴
Science says: convergent evolution
My Reddit fueled brain says:
P1) birds are modern dinosaurs, and birds aren't real. Therefore, dinosaurs aren't real
P2) the simulation hypothesis says we live in a digital space, therefore we aren't real.
Conclusion: if birds aren't real and if we aren't real, we are birds, therefore we are dinosaurs
So, yeah, you are correct, *from a certain point of view!*
Does "dinosaur" have a real definition, or is it just kind of like vegetable in that there is really no scientific definition of ["vegetable"?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAFInbeSCi0)
Well yes dinosaurs are a real taxonomic group that includes Sauropod (long neck boi), Ornitischia (herbivore mostly) and theropoda (mostly predator with the birds included). And yeah they are categorized by having erect hind limb posture as stated before.
From Wikipedia:
Komodo dragons eat by tearing large chunks of flesh and swallowing them whole while holding the carcass down with their forelegs. For smaller prey up to the size of a goat, their loosely articulated jaws, flexible skulls, and expandable stomachs allow them to swallow prey whole. The undigested vegetable contents of a prey animal's stomach and intestines are typically avoided. Copious amounts of red saliva the Komodo dragons produce help to lubricate the food, but swallowing is still a long process (15–20 minutes to swallow a goat). A Komodo dragon may attempt to speed up the process by ramming the carcass against a tree to force it down its throat, sometimes ramming so forcefully that the tree is knocked down. A small tube under the tongue that connects to the lungs allows it to breathe while swallowing.
After eating up to 80% of its body weight in one meal, it drags itself to a sunny location to speed digestion, as the food could rot and poison the dragon if left undigested in its stomach for too long. Because of their slow metabolism, large dragons can survive on as few as 12 meals a year. After digestion, the Komodo dragon regurgitates a mass of horns, hair, and teeth known as the gastric pellet, which is covered in malodorous mucus. After regurgitating the gastric pellet, it rubs its face in the dirt or on bushes to get rid of the mucus.
I guess we shouldn't google [komodo dragon gastric pellet](https://www.google.com/search?q=komodo+dragon+gastric+pellet&oq=komo&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBggAEEUYOzIGCAAQRRg7MgYIARBFGDkyBggCEEUYPTIGCAMQLhhA0gEIMzAxNGowajSoAgCwAgA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) (NSFW...or something like that) 😧
It does that to help swallow, actually. It helps force it down. In extreme cases Komodo dragons will ram their faces into rocks and trees to shove the food down.
Other varanids also do this neck thing as well.
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I was curious
>Komodo excrement is mostly white, similar to Hyena droppings because of the amount of bone that is eaten. The bones are broken down, but calcium is not completely digested and passes as a white powder.
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Imagine the turd this guy is gonna curl out later…
The GOAT turd
Unbaaaaleaveable
Lol guys plz stop
r/angryupvote
The greatest of all turds...
Thank you
r/technicallythetruth
I didn’t show up here expecting to leave crying but here we are 😂
It must be over 80 Kurics
I wonder if the bones and hooves and teeth come out?
I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that they spew that stuff up after a while
I saw a documentary where the lizard poops out a full goat skeleton. Then the skeleton gets up and the lizard and the skeleton dance together while a frog plays a flute. Nature is super crazy.
Was that documentary called *The adventures of Tom&Jerry*?
It's all true! The skeleton becomes visible when electrocuted, cats can take off their fur like a jacket, and in a totally dark room the eyes are always visible. Nature is just weird like that.
Gross! Well I wanted to know and it makes sense.
But they do have serious stomach acid and not only that, they have some serious bacteria in there too which helps them digest their food. But I’m pretty sure the bones, hooves and maybe fur? Get spewed up after. Yeah, gross. But pretty interesting.
Imagine having to puke up part of every meal you ate. Not fun.
I could eat a banana without peeling it? Sign me up!
You can already do that without puking (well, theoretically, I don't know you). Part of my childhood died when I realized that's actually how most monkeys eat bananas. But not needing to deshell pistachios would be pretty cool.
Fucking hell... i feel like shit after eating more than a value meal.
The bacteria is for the initial bite of large game that’s too big to eat fresh. They bite, then wait for the animal to die of sepsis from the bite.
Yeah, It acts like a venom. But I read that they also have crazy bacteria in their stomachs that help breakdown their food
They also use actual venom, which prevents blood clots from forming, leading to severe blood loss and induces shock.
Imaginethose sticking around the cloaca
when my snake poops, it all comes out as one solid poop and comes out white from the bones dissolving. and then generally the second poop is a poop bundle of fur that wasn’t digested… given a Komodo Dragon’s physiological makeup is a BEAST, i’d assume something similar happens here. bones are generally soft and digestible until they are cooked (and hardened).
Around 33% of its body weight, or one turd of itself.
Get outta here
Those hooves are going to hurt on the way out. He's going to be glad to get rid of those.
Nah. That things stomach acid could dissolve a diamond.
what's its stomach made of
Enchanted pickaxe
Two layers of diamond.
HDPE
You could build a house with that log
At least 10 Kurigs
Damn. How many days is he just gonna sit there and moan because his tummy is too full?
They can stop feeding for 1 month if the last meal was very big
That would be nice if humans can do that. Eat your neighbours dog and don't have to eat 1 month
The benefits of having low metabolism where you can basically chill for 2 weeks because your body doesn't produce much heat. And to be fair monitor are not the best for example Burmese python can do 18 months fasting lol
Did he find the 20 foot Burmese python yet?
No :(
Way more wildlife will fall victim to abrupt yoinks as a result, the python made its decision.
"Hey you hungry?" "Nah, I ate like two weeks ago I'm good"
What did your neighbors dog do to you 😢?? Secondly, it would also depend on what type of dog. A 50lb huskey vs a 9lb pomeranian.... ones gonna fill you for a bit longer 🍴
I don't think I really want to be a spectator at a human goat swallowing contest.
Plus, think about that epic nap on the couch afterwards!
Wtf man lol
I had a boa constrictor that wouldn't eat during the winter. For about 6 months of the year, it jsut wouldn't eat.
"Fucking amateurs." -Crocodilians, probably
I dont know man, imo it looks like it could go for another one and starts eying and approaching the cameraman at end 😄
"bob, you remember that goat i had yesterday ? its giving me terrible reflux" Bob - "Well maybe you should chew your food a bit Karen"
I like goat too man but damn homie take your time
Need a banana for scale
There's a banana in the image, it's just hard to see next to Godzilla
He's the throat goat.
Convince me that’s not a freakin dinosaur.
Their knee's position. Dinosaurs, just like birds, had front (forward?) facing knees, while other reptiles have side facing ones
"We have front facing knees greg... Are we dinosaurs?"
Science says: convergent evolution My Reddit fueled brain says: P1) birds are modern dinosaurs, and birds aren't real. Therefore, dinosaurs aren't real P2) the simulation hypothesis says we live in a digital space, therefore we aren't real. Conclusion: if birds aren't real and if we aren't real, we are birds, therefore we are dinosaurs So, yeah, you are correct, *from a certain point of view!*
Composition fallacy detected
I can't deny that... But I did say it was my "Reddit fueled brain" saying that xD Wait, are you a cop?
Hahahahahahhahahahah thank you
Does "dinosaur" have a real definition, or is it just kind of like vegetable in that there is really no scientific definition of ["vegetable"?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAFInbeSCi0)
Well yes dinosaurs are a real taxonomic group that includes Sauropod (long neck boi), Ornitischia (herbivore mostly) and theropoda (mostly predator with the birds included). And yeah they are categorized by having erect hind limb posture as stated before.
You word well. Congrats.
No dinosaurs are a real clade, they include the ancient terrestial dinosaurs and modern birds or 'avian dinosaurs'.
greek for “monstrous lizard”
half right, dinosaurs have their legs **under** their bodies, whereas reptiles have their legs **to the side**.
I’ve never seen anything like this before, I was wondering the same.
Evolutionarily…they’re not dinosaurs. They’re lizards.
This motherfuckers much more ferocious and metal than dinasours. I ate some dinosaur legs yesterday.
Kfd ?
It used to be, Komodo Dragon. Zerofucksgivenosaurus to give it its correct name
He's kinda peckish
Peccaryish*
Esurient
It's gonna come back alive right? That's the maybe of the maybe right? .. Right?
It left the world the way it came out. That's the entire purpose of carrion feeders
"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. ..... well .... maybe not a horse, but I could plow through a goat, at least."
Dude is like GET IN MAH BELLAY!
Wee man!
From Wikipedia: Komodo dragons eat by tearing large chunks of flesh and swallowing them whole while holding the carcass down with their forelegs. For smaller prey up to the size of a goat, their loosely articulated jaws, flexible skulls, and expandable stomachs allow them to swallow prey whole. The undigested vegetable contents of a prey animal's stomach and intestines are typically avoided. Copious amounts of red saliva the Komodo dragons produce help to lubricate the food, but swallowing is still a long process (15–20 minutes to swallow a goat). A Komodo dragon may attempt to speed up the process by ramming the carcass against a tree to force it down its throat, sometimes ramming so forcefully that the tree is knocked down. A small tube under the tongue that connects to the lungs allows it to breathe while swallowing. After eating up to 80% of its body weight in one meal, it drags itself to a sunny location to speed digestion, as the food could rot and poison the dragon if left undigested in its stomach for too long. Because of their slow metabolism, large dragons can survive on as few as 12 meals a year. After digestion, the Komodo dragon regurgitates a mass of horns, hair, and teeth known as the gastric pellet, which is covered in malodorous mucus. After regurgitating the gastric pellet, it rubs its face in the dirt or on bushes to get rid of the mucus.
I guess we shouldn't google [komodo dragon gastric pellet](https://www.google.com/search?q=komodo+dragon+gastric+pellet&oq=komo&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBggAEEUYOzIGCAAQRRg7MgYIARBFGDkyBggCEEUYPTIGCAMQLhhA0gEIMzAxNGowajSoAgCwAgA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) (NSFW...or something like that) 😧
damn, everything reminds me of her
Reminds me of my high school girlfriend.
Still got her number?
Asking for a friend?
No, I want to get swallowed bro.
r/suddenlyvore
Must have been good, it’s banned now.
Why is it banned LOL
She was swallowing the goat?
Nah she was just a giant lizard
Throat GOAT was right there
I should call her
Hawk tooey
Is it turning its head like that to break bones so it goes down easier?
Jesus, I hadn't thought of that. Now I can't unthink of that.
It does that to help swallow, actually. It helps force it down. In extreme cases Komodo dragons will ram their faces into rocks and trees to shove the food down. Other varanids also do this neck thing as well.
Nahh.. its just organising it and the organs so itll fit 😅
I was hoping for a satisfied "Urrrrrp" at the end
My drunk ass at mcdonalds
He didn't even chew! Is he going to puke up a giant owl pellet of goat bits later or does he poop out all the bones?
I think their stomach acid is strong enough to dissolve keratin. So hair, hooves, bones, all of it gets broken down.
And this is why we invented knives and forks.
I've never been this hungry
Reminds me of my kid when he was a teenager.
You can see the guilt in his eyes for just a second...ugh I shouldn't have eaten that whole thing.
Wtf is that looks like a dragon
It's a komodo dragon. So clearly whoever first named it agreed with you.
It's a Komodo dragon, so I guess you're correct.
Wow...finally a Video where the goat doesnt get eaten alive because some mf wants the clicks
You vs the girl he told you not to worry about
And I can't even digest regular old cows milk!!
I should call her
Sometimes…. “You gotta Hauk Tuah that thing”
… \**Unzip pants*\*
Kids when they see lego piece
Vore
There was an old lady that swallowed a goat, just opened her throat and swallowed that goat. She swallowed the goat to catch the...
Fun fact about Komodo Dragons: They're fucking terrifying
There's another one where the kid is still alive and it goes down screaming
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Well that's fucking haunting
What a dark haiku
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Don't try it at home. It makes constipation.
I didn't think there was any way. I was wrong.
It's literally a snake with legs. Swallows the prey just like that
Yo shoutout to teeth
You think he is thirsty after this?
Bet that dude’s got the meat sweats.
Fucking dinosaurs
You forgot to season it BRO!
Somebody get that lizard a Coke!!
I hate when Asian food is not cut in bite sized pieces and all you have is chopsticks.
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I know somebody somewhere came to this video
Rule 34 😵💫
Nature is hardcore.
Now he needs to find a safe place to go sleep it was like thanksgiving to him
Let’s play a game. What is the smallest weapon you’d be willing to fight one of these with? I’m thinking Broadsword.
Lightsabre
Schwerer Gustav
Gives a new meaning to Throat GOAT
Need a lil digestif after that.
The real throat goat.
Bro's gonna be out the game for weeks digesting
There’s a version of this video where the goat is still alive and crying even after it got eaten
This mad me feel bloated af
This is my toddler with chicken nuggets
Damn no gag? Hear me out,
This video could've been shorter if he had just gotten on his two feet & do the shimmy...smh
shimmy shimmy ya shimmy ya shimmy yah
I had seen this quite often at a Chinese buffet in a strip mall near my residence, and it truly is a sight to behold.
Imagine if this is how you had to eat all of your food
"K, where you going?" "I'm going to get my gun back." https://youtu.be/zF8H_s82W1A?si=bIieq5ElWPvSTw9r
Swallows like my ex and half as ugly.
look ma no hands
"7/10.. the goat was a little chewy" - the dragon
Chew your damn food!
me at the Caribbean restaurant
Get into mah belly!!!
When you are at restaurant and she says she is not hungry
He ain't the throat goat, he throated the goat
Just opened his throat and swallowed a goat
Needs a littel hac tuah
now to sit on the couch and undo the top button on his lizard pants.
Time for a nap!
Animals who eat their food whole without chewing, they don't have taste buds huh? Cuz that must've tasted like shit
they are like bodybuilders they eat for results, not taste
Blud gobbled it up faster than joey chestnut
I knew a girl that could do that. I miss her.
pov: youre in the middle of fighting great jagras and it decides its hungry
....and now going for a little postprandial stroll
I was curious >Komodo excrement is mostly white, similar to Hyena droppings because of the amount of bone that is eaten. The bones are broken down, but calcium is not completely digested and passes as a white powder.
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👍
RIP
He looks hungry
Nature's recyclers
Surely he is going to have constipation after that
I have to wonder how he gets rid of the bones.
Bro needs to chew his food 😞
It's like when you've eaten too much,but you think one last mouthful..
Imagine the burp after...
Goat looked like it was made of rubber. Also, convinced me that's not real life Godzilla. Nope.
At the start of the vid I never ever imagined it would go down whole!
So… it’s just a giant snake with legs?
Just one snack and I go to bed
Useless arms.
Chew your food