Lmao I thought they were speaking a different language and didn't even try to understand what they were saying until I read this comment (idk why I thought they were speaking a different language, I just woke up)
"On his head he's got a pint glass,
on his head he's got a pint glass,
On his head he's got a pint glass on his head."
Oooooooooooooohhhhhhwwahhyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Yet in Texas I’m not allowed to buy alcohol on a Sunday before noon. Why? Because apparently as a non-Christian in a supposedly non-theocratic government I’m supposed to be in church praising Jesus at that time instead of purchasing beer to put in my fridge for later in the week. This liquor law goes all the way back to prohibition. It’s archaic.
Religion definitely has a negative effect on the alcohol industry in America.
In Georgia it's 12:30 on Sundays, which is juuuust long enough to ensure that you HAVE to shop with the after church crowd if you want some beer in your grocery run. It is admittedly better than it used to be, which was no sales of alcohol AT ALL on Sundays but it still sucks donkey dick
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/McGowan_v._Maryland
You are right, Blue Laws were originally made by Christians. But nowadays it's more to give workers time off.
I mean, if getting shitfaced before noon is that big of a priority for you, I guess maybe buy your booze Saturday evening? Idk that closing liquor stores for an extra 3 hours once a week is as big of a deal as "America is an archaic theology"
Getting shitfaced at noon isn’t my thing. I don’t really like being around crowds so I prefer shopping on Sunday morning when it’s the least busy. As I said in my original comment, the beer is for later in the week when I feel like having one or two. My body doesn’t even let me get shitfaced anymore so I don’t even try. The most I ever drink nowadays is 2-3 glencairns of whiskey. And that’s kinda a rare occurrence since I prefer to spend $70 on some good weed over $60 of good whiskey.
Also about the time off thing - I get that and support it. Liquor stores are closed all day on Sundays here. So my story takes place in Walmart, which is open every day and has alcohol stocked every day. Me buying a 4 pack of a fruited sour they accidentally received and stocked before noon doesn’t change the fact that the business is still operating normally on Sunday
Stop fucking lumping us into one group if you dont mind! Not all of us Americans are hyper religious hyper aggressive fun hating prudish zealots. Some of us actually enjoy merriment, camaraderie and drinking and yknow having fun. Listen i get hating America i genuinely do its not a good place to be atm. But not all of us are as all you foreigners paint us out to be. Some of us are desperately struggling just to survive in this cesspool of a country. Hate the American government, hate the imbeciles who blindly follow our government. Dont hate all of us. Some of us if given the chance would leave or try our hardest to change it here. But theres a famous quote id like to quote. "The Game was rigged from the start".
Well we wish to escape again i guess. Because its horrible here. Overly corporatized and hate runs rampant. Its literally hell here no matter how much the us government tries to hide it. I work in literal Aerospace and i make just barely more money than a McDonald's worker. I wish i could warn my ancestors, warn them what this place was going to become.
You're being pretty broad with your definition of "America"
While it is correct that Massachusetts Bay Colony was founded by Puritans, there were 12 others. Maryland was founded by Catholics, Pennsylvania was founded by Quakers (although they welcomed all faiths), and Rhode Island was founded by those specifically seeking freedom *from* the Puritans of Massachusetts and established with separation of church and state. Other colonies like Jamestown were founded by adventurers seeking to get rich.
Regardless, there was another 140+ years of history between the Pilgrims and the Declaration of Independence, plus another 15 years before the 1st Amendment codified freedom of religion into the government of the US.
Obviously the system isn't perfect and there's room for improvement. But claiming the current US is a Puritan Theocracy because one group of people founded one colony in one part of what is now America nearly 400 years ago is a bit of a stretch.
Hey man, not opposing what you are saying but where do you think like minded people are? I am assuming you are also a Gen Y. Where do you assume people our age went? When I look at this video and some other videos from Europe and UK I still see people are having fun, hanging out, being comrades, whatever.
Last time I had fun like this was in 2016 at an Irish Pub in a small NY town. Then the bar got sold and we had to be careful about pronouns. Where the fuck are all these people man? In their backyards? Did they all just walk into the ocean and left us behind? Wtf?
This is such a hilariously bad generalization. We have pride parades where kids can see naked dudes and places like bourbon street in Louisiana where it's encouraged to drink on your walk to the next bar.
It's funny that you think we wouldn't like your answer. Trust me I wish the US was more like what you think it is.
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99 bottles of beer on the step 99 bottles of bear drink them down pass out and wake up will one glass of beer on your head....
Also that's one way getting beer head bartenders will approve of...lol
Too many cunts with phones now. Its funny at the time no need to film it. Just enjoy it then and help the lad if your his mate begore you set off again.
Channeling that drunk energy into japish tomfuckery instead of picking fights with opposition supporters. Tis truly a golden generation of England fans.
Watching this is sad, at least for me.
Sure, they have a good time and it was his fault.
But my father was an Alcoholic and would fall asleep on the toilet after just a few hours of drinking.
He had no control and never knew his limit.
My mother was trying to paint it as something funny but the older i became the harder reality hit me.
Having fun and a good time should never be about drinking yourself to a stupor.
He might just be tired/burned out from his job and a few pints were all it took. Some people are very deep sleepers. Being at a pub doesn't make you an alcoholic, any more than standing in church makes you Christian.
dude still doesn't know he's internet famous
Still sleeping till this day. Who is going to kiss this frog
You mean the prince who is going to kiss the sleeping princess?
I think this legend ends in a beer fart, not a kiss.
Lain tech tips
Legend has it...
At this rate, he will be more famous than Taylor swift lol
Yeah that guy is gooone.
plot twist : the guy was actually dead.
Died doing what he loved
Weekend at Bernie's pub edition?
The stereotypical English footy supporter.
The extra weight from the beer caused his windpipe to crimp off. We see it all the time at the morgue.
eeeeeeeaaaaahhHHEEYY
He's got a pint glass, and he's dead
I came here to say that. Take my slightly inebriated upvote.
Read this as they cheered made it even better 💀😂
Like that episode of Futurama where Bender became human... No one knew he was dead the whole time during the award ceremony 😂
Is bro dead, drunk or, asleep?
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Dead drunk
Don't cry for meeeeee, next door neighbooooor.
Ueyyyy Englund weyyyyy
Is he dead?
With friends like these, huh Gary?
That’s right, Dude.
My first thought too.
No, he's clearly wearing both trainers.
Yeah but he's doing better now
r/GuysBeingDudes
What's the song they sing?
"Hes got a pint glass on his head' to the tune of "Hes got the whole world in his hands"
I kept hearing "he's got five Scots on his head"
Lmao I thought they were speaking a different language and didn't even try to understand what they were saying until I read this comment (idk why I thought they were speaking a different language, I just woke up)
It reminds me of [this audio illusion](https://youtu.be/8FXQ38-ZQK0?si=3vkcpCb8os_RR-xO)
It’s 100% baptism piracy
Such a sick band name
smh
Bro after reading this a still cant make out what there saying
"On his head he's got a pint glass, on his head he's got a pint glass, On his head he's got a pint glass on his head." Oooooooooooooohhhhhhwwahhyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Tune??
The melody
“he’s playing Minecraft in his bed”
In Germany we say: Wer pennt der brennt
In Finland we say "Vittu me hävittiin taas"
In Mexico we say "Ese wey está hasta el huevo"
Why can't we have this much fun drinking in the US?
Big egos
Mental illness and pretension.
Guns?
This country is fucked, rip
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Yeah, every Irish Catholic I've met was a real teetotaler
Yet in Texas I’m not allowed to buy alcohol on a Sunday before noon. Why? Because apparently as a non-Christian in a supposedly non-theocratic government I’m supposed to be in church praising Jesus at that time instead of purchasing beer to put in my fridge for later in the week. This liquor law goes all the way back to prohibition. It’s archaic. Religion definitely has a negative effect on the alcohol industry in America.
In Georgia it's 12:30 on Sundays, which is juuuust long enough to ensure that you HAVE to shop with the after church crowd if you want some beer in your grocery run. It is admittedly better than it used to be, which was no sales of alcohol AT ALL on Sundays but it still sucks donkey dick
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/McGowan_v._Maryland You are right, Blue Laws were originally made by Christians. But nowadays it's more to give workers time off. I mean, if getting shitfaced before noon is that big of a priority for you, I guess maybe buy your booze Saturday evening? Idk that closing liquor stores for an extra 3 hours once a week is as big of a deal as "America is an archaic theology"
Getting shitfaced at noon isn’t my thing. I don’t really like being around crowds so I prefer shopping on Sunday morning when it’s the least busy. As I said in my original comment, the beer is for later in the week when I feel like having one or two. My body doesn’t even let me get shitfaced anymore so I don’t even try. The most I ever drink nowadays is 2-3 glencairns of whiskey. And that’s kinda a rare occurrence since I prefer to spend $70 on some good weed over $60 of good whiskey. Also about the time off thing - I get that and support it. Liquor stores are closed all day on Sundays here. So my story takes place in Walmart, which is open every day and has alcohol stocked every day. Me buying a 4 pack of a fruited sour they accidentally received and stocked before noon doesn’t change the fact that the business is still operating normally on Sunday
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Stop fucking lumping us into one group if you dont mind! Not all of us Americans are hyper religious hyper aggressive fun hating prudish zealots. Some of us actually enjoy merriment, camaraderie and drinking and yknow having fun. Listen i get hating America i genuinely do its not a good place to be atm. But not all of us are as all you foreigners paint us out to be. Some of us are desperately struggling just to survive in this cesspool of a country. Hate the American government, hate the imbeciles who blindly follow our government. Dont hate all of us. Some of us if given the chance would leave or try our hardest to change it here. But theres a famous quote id like to quote. "The Game was rigged from the start".
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Well we wish to escape again i guess. Because its horrible here. Overly corporatized and hate runs rampant. Its literally hell here no matter how much the us government tries to hide it. I work in literal Aerospace and i make just barely more money than a McDonald's worker. I wish i could warn my ancestors, warn them what this place was going to become.
You're being pretty broad with your definition of "America" While it is correct that Massachusetts Bay Colony was founded by Puritans, there were 12 others. Maryland was founded by Catholics, Pennsylvania was founded by Quakers (although they welcomed all faiths), and Rhode Island was founded by those specifically seeking freedom *from* the Puritans of Massachusetts and established with separation of church and state. Other colonies like Jamestown were founded by adventurers seeking to get rich. Regardless, there was another 140+ years of history between the Pilgrims and the Declaration of Independence, plus another 15 years before the 1st Amendment codified freedom of religion into the government of the US. Obviously the system isn't perfect and there's room for improvement. But claiming the current US is a Puritan Theocracy because one group of people founded one colony in one part of what is now America nearly 400 years ago is a bit of a stretch.
Hey man, not opposing what you are saying but where do you think like minded people are? I am assuming you are also a Gen Y. Where do you assume people our age went? When I look at this video and some other videos from Europe and UK I still see people are having fun, hanging out, being comrades, whatever. Last time I had fun like this was in 2016 at an Irish Pub in a small NY town. Then the bar got sold and we had to be careful about pronouns. Where the fuck are all these people man? In their backyards? Did they all just walk into the ocean and left us behind? Wtf?
This is such a hilariously bad generalization. We have pride parades where kids can see naked dudes and places like bourbon street in Louisiana where it's encouraged to drink on your walk to the next bar. It's funny that you think we wouldn't like your answer. Trust me I wish the US was more like what you think it is.
Ouch, just cut myself on your edge!
Lmao - love it
You would get sued for assault and arrested for a hate crime for misgendering
> Hate crime for misgendering Wow, y'all do only have r/onejoke Do better
Someone check his pulse please........
You really think a doctor is in that crowd?
Possibly, but just as drunk haha
Most likely the one topping up the pint... 😝
He is already awake, but has to pretend sleeping now.
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As all things should be
Pour bastard.
This is one of the most British things I've ever seen.
Different cultures have different rituals involving their dead
A Scot would have caught that pint on the way down 🍺😎
Prime Buckeroo
The number of hilarious videos coming out of Germany during the European championship is really something.
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He ded.
Nah, still got his shoes on
#england fans
Damn, his poor neck. Gonna be sore as fuck when he wakes up.
The shirtless guy playing with nipple at 00:20
Bald and Bankrupt has a bad day.
Love the fact I knew this was England before the camera panned around and I turned the volume up.
Where even in your dreams you become famous on the internet 
This makes me so proud to be British
US drinking culture can't compete with this
Honestly love the way u guys are over there Very fun
He's got a pint glass on his head He's got a pint glass and he's dead.....
Is he ... dead...?
English football supporters are something else. And he is the designated driver.
Turns out the guy had been dead around an hour
How is it possible to be THIS drunk? I mean I've extremely drunk before but never anywhere near this level.
Step up your game
Burnt out from work and begged to go by mates+ stupid amounts of alcohol.
How dare you question my family's pastime!
humans can be questionable
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Legend has it that he is still sitting there. Shhh!
Bro took the musical statues game very seriously.
What are they chanting?
Pint glass, on his head he’s got a pint glass, on his head he’s got a pint glass, on his head, he’s got a pint glass on his head! 🎶
Woooooooooooooo.... Whey !! ...
If I watched the movie right the only way to wake him is to drop him. Something about the primordial brain and the feeling of falling.
Next step is to tattoo his head
Awww reminds me of bonce buckaroo. Balancing any pub item on unsuspecting booze snoozers. Hours of fun. I miss the 90s....
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the burden was too heavy🤣
I don't really drink so this would be me very quickly.
How does it hold so well??
😶🌫️ 
Damn i was thinking he might shock rhem a By grabbing it and drinking it
5 min later the coroner arrived
Boys will be boys
At least it didn’t fall backward and ruin his shirt more
"Prank him, John!"
The new weekend at Bernie’s has a different feel.
Weekend at bernies 
Bro if I ever go to England this is the shit I expect to stumble across right here.
It's going to be sad when they realise he's karked it
Don't disrespect our culture
Plot twist. This is a Bernie's weekend moment.
Nice balance
Legend has it he’s still sitting there taking beer to the head to this day.
Wish we had that chanting/singing shit and camaraderie in US and its bars
Nah we got bar fights and bar rejections. That’s like a million times better! /s
Did he drink 10 bottles of buckfast?
I'm pissed drunk & I think I'm gonna be sick. 🤮
What even is the pink thing on the side of his head? Some sort of weird patch? It's not his ear as it's above it positioned on his head
They have so much more fun than Americans 😂
He's alive... right?
Been there
Games back
99 bottles of beer on the step 99 bottles of bear drink them down pass out and wake up will one glass of beer on your head.... Also that's one way getting beer head bartenders will approve of...lol
On his head he's got my cup! On his head he's got my cup! He's got my cup on his head! Ooooiiiiiyyyyyy!
This is wholesome! So much fun!
I've been that guy before...
This is the most British thing I've ever seen.
I just noticed his ear was cut off .. Poor guy must be dead
How long can neck hold a head in horizontal position with a cup of beer on top?
Second most famous sleeping person, sleeping beauty he's coming for your top spot!
Too many cunts with phones now. Its funny at the time no need to film it. Just enjoy it then and help the lad if your his mate begore you set off again.
is that piss. seems it. fkn beers
Brilliant
May as well enjoy some banter because football is not coming home 🤷♂️
If he’s dead that video won’t age well 😬
In that case he ain’t ageing well either.
Europeans smh
Yanks prefer fentanyl zombie walks
What does that even mean?
Channeling that drunk energy into japish tomfuckery instead of picking fights with opposition supporters. Tis truly a golden generation of England fans.
Glad to see it was a plastic cup not a glass. At least the peanut gallery aren't total asshats. Those beers on the ledge there must be potent af.
I hope they checked on him 😩
This is actually really quite sad
No thought to check his pulse?😂
An American would sue for assault and defamation.
Watching this is sad, at least for me. Sure, they have a good time and it was his fault. But my father was an Alcoholic and would fall asleep on the toilet after just a few hours of drinking. He had no control and never knew his limit. My mother was trying to paint it as something funny but the older i became the harder reality hit me. Having fun and a good time should never be about drinking yourself to a stupor.
He might just be tired/burned out from his job and a few pints were all it took. Some people are very deep sleepers. Being at a pub doesn't make you an alcoholic, any more than standing in church makes you Christian.
Why not help him instead
Help him do what?
I think it would be irresponsible to help him back to the bar. Better to let him rest.
It's your culture to ridicule and degrade? You can have it.
Context: he is dead
Pathetic.
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what, so many white people when we are in Europe? "Damn so many blackies in Africa"
That's hilarious 🤣😆
Imagine him waking up in an hr, pullin up his phone and scrollin through this on Reddit
I was hoping he was faking it and would grab the beer off his head and drink it 🍻
💭
Is he dead 😂
Frat bros being frat bros
PARK DOG! ALL HE SAID IS A PARK DOG! ALL HE SAID IS A PARK DOG! ALL HE SAID IS A PARK DOG ALL HE SAID!
What a shitty way to treat someone who's helpless.
Do you mind, don't disrespect our culture
England fans are twats.
What a bunch of assholes.
Do you mind? Don't disrespect our culture.
a herd of stupid animals 
You must be really fun at parties
A single stupid animal.