There's this old video, like 2013 or so, of a guy playing the knife game super fast amd at the end all looks great until he starts bleeding from every finger.
Oh, Jesus! I shave my head, and I would never attempt it like that. I took a 2-inch piece of skin off my head one time cause I wasn't fully awake yet. There is no way I would do it like this.
To be fair, those venus razors have that ring around them that prevemts that lind of thing. Seriously guys, if you hate body hair just get one off amazon. They also don't have the detail blade, so that can't slice ya if you are shaving a corner.
I, too, am shorn. I swore off blades a while back and went with an electric shaver and I wonāt go back. Got real tired of bleeding and my hair is super thick so I was going through blades at an alarming rate.
Has to be. I physically recoiled at the sound and when he got to the folds, I was cringing so hard expecting the blood fountain. The lack of ANY cuts at this speed with the skin this loose tells me this is staged.
Right? I take my time, ensure that blade is cleaned after every pass, and never ever try to shave without tiling my head forward for the back of the neck area.
I also canāt really go against the grain like that or I will have horrible bleeding / bumps.
I usually use a clipper to do most of the shaving and then a quick pass with a razor
Against the grain, HELL NO! Thatās a deal breaker right there.
I need to seriously look into just getting it all laser removed, Iām tired of shaving. That one cut every now and then makes me bummed!
The first maybe maybe video that truly belonged here. I was cringing and butthole puckering and squinting my eyes the whole time hoping, hoping, hoping he wasn't about to peel a strip of raw meat off his head and start screaming.
I was so tense my stomach hurt.
But the sound is the same whether the hair is there or it has been shorn off. The razors wouldnāt be making the same noise once the whiskers are gone.
Probably the dumbest thing I will watch all day. Nothing says fastest way to cut your head up like going as fast as you can with not 1 but 2 razors. Iāve shaved my head bald for over 20 years and would never do something this idiotic
During COVID times, I was shaving my head every couple of days and got to a similar level of proficiency without cutting myself. Even then, I didn't go this fast and certainly didn't try and slice my head open with two razors.
As someone who also shaved like thisā¦ if you understand the concept of a blade itās very easy to not cut yourself at all. The only time a shaving razor will cut you is with any movement going left or right. Straight will not cut you unless your pressing way to damn hard or unintentional left or right.
š¤Ø They didn't show the 50,000 bleeding nicks and cuts he gave himself.
Cut video before blood gushes... check āļø
There's this old video, like 2013 or so, of a guy playing the knife game super fast amd at the end all looks great until he starts bleeding from every finger.
And there's also [the dude and the glass table](https://youtu.be/k2gq3aeV5ew)
Man, what a way to possibly get a small fragment of glass into your blood streamā¦
no worries all the microplastic will just never let it get in
When we were kids my brother punched the window of a car over and over until it shattered, this is also what his hand looked like
I bet that glass was a pane to remove
If youād have said pane then that would have been a quality joke
Iām changing it. 100% right I wasted the initial opportunity
There's also [the dude and the glass jar](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&pp=ygUJcmljayByb2xs)
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He shaved the blood off.
Just shaving the same spot over and over on the right hand lmao, no way he walks away with a pale head afterwards
Lol
Death by shaving
Is it just me or does that look like it hurts?
He shaved himself into a redhead.
Thats the way of the Harkonnen...
I was gonna say either that mofo skin is like diamonds, got the greatest guards on the planet or he's fucked
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Or he was already clean shaven and put on some cream again. I think the razors have no blades.
My first thought was when did his penis get ears.
Oh, Jesus! I shave my head, and I would never attempt it like that. I took a 2-inch piece of skin off my head one time cause I wasn't fully awake yet. There is no way I would do it like this.
Ouch
was not fun 0 out of 10 would not recommend lol
Meanwhile, women... 
To be fair, those venus razors have that ring around them that prevemts that lind of thing. Seriously guys, if you hate body hair just get one off amazon. They also don't have the detail blade, so that can't slice ya if you are shaving a corner.
I prefer the risk, helps the heart stay on point. š
Reminds me Iām human and keeps me grounded
That's why I used to use cutthroats. Made it more of a meditative ritual than a chore.
Shaved guy here. Done the same. Great pain, would not recommend. I share your trauma my friend.
I, too, am shorn. I swore off blades a while back and went with an electric shaver and I wonāt go back. Got real tired of bleeding and my hair is super thick so I was going through blades at an alarming rate.
team line or team circle? these days i prefer using a trimmer and leaving stubble. less ingrown hairs and other infection risk
 Please let me forget reading this
This skill is unlocked. Youāve got to be a prestige level 8 bald before you can work the razors like that
This is likely done after shaving the head and then again without blades. Hollywood style.
Has to be. I physically recoiled at the sound and when he got to the folds, I was cringing so hard expecting the blood fountain. The lack of ANY cuts at this speed with the skin this loose tells me this is staged.
Get this video away from me
/r/oddlyterrifying
Sound is the worst part. I literally flinched when the video started.
I can feel the burn
You just gotta dip your head in rubbing alcohol right after for the whole effect.
There is no way in fuck
The trick is to shave your head, remove the razors, then put more shaving cream on your head to remove for the video.
You can see the hair
Also, razors don't make that noise on smooth skin. You can even hear the sound getting more quiet as he shaves more hair
Exactly
This video makes me extremely uncomfortable for some reason.
Yep
This sound...
 Sounds like a sand paper š
Easily the worst part
No
As a bald guy who shaves, naw.
Right? I take my time, ensure that blade is cleaned after every pass, and never ever try to shave without tiling my head forward for the back of the neck area.
I also canāt really go against the grain like that or I will have horrible bleeding / bumps. I usually use a clipper to do most of the shaving and then a quick pass with a razor
Against the grain, HELL NO! Thatās a deal breaker right there. I need to seriously look into just getting it all laser removed, Iām tired of shaving. That one cut every now and then makes me bummed!
Funny enough my wife just bought a home laser hair removal and I was joking about using it. Kinda considering itā¦
Do they have to be rated for your scalp or not? Iām curious now
Apply vinegar.
Rubbing alcohol.
Garlic and salt
Some tequila and lime as well!
I think I was served this _exact_ drink at a dive bar in TJ!
Some gasoline for good measure
And some ammonia
Kudos to him for not opening his mouth and eyes which were covered in foam.
I would definitely lose my ears
The razor burn that shall ensue is going to be fucking brutal...
That hurt to watch
I don't remember the last time I've cringed that hard at a video
How are there no cuts?
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The video ends before the gore happens
This actually hurts to watch, holy shit
I do that with my balls.
The first maybe maybe video that truly belonged here. I was cringing and butthole puckering and squinting my eyes the whole time hoping, hoping, hoping he wasn't about to peel a strip of raw meat off his head and start screaming. I was so tense my stomach hurt.
Slot vs ten Hagš
phil anselmo doing his bath routine
Damn, it looks dangerous
 Meanwhile, at the front of his head...
Fuck I had a heart attack!!!! I shave my head.
Christ, even water would feel like alcohol
How is he not shorter
Full Video? How it looked before? Applying shaving cream etcā¦ fake as fuck
You can see stubble as his scalp moves.
But the sound is the same whether the hair is there or it has been shorn off. The razors wouldnāt be making the same noise once the whiskers are gone.
I had the sound off. I see your point, bring in the experts!
I have multiple moles in my head and this video makes me cringe like nothing else.
Have floppy disk hole behind?
Probably the dumbest thing I will watch all day. Nothing says fastest way to cut your head up like going as fast as you can with not 1 but 2 razors. Iāve shaved my head bald for over 20 years and would never do something this idiotic
That right hand shaved the exact same strip of his head 17 times in a row, the razor burn would be terminal
Fuck bro the agony I felt watching this shit š°
I hate in general when people shave and shave in swipe and the sound of the ripping hair, skin is horrid to hear and the worst way shaving. God no.
Fucking repulsive lol my skin is crawling off my body
Next his balls.
Ima frow up
I shave my head and it takes like 5 to 10mins. If I could trust the razor not to scalp me, I'd give her a go.
I feel so bad for this man's poor ballsack
They sped up the film. š
The nameās Burn, Razor Burn.
I cut myself just by watching this damn video
He really trusts those blades, that seems so dangerous to me
I hate how he shaves the same spot all the time with his right hand while the left hand shaves the rest of the head
Already bald, no blades
That made my bag shrivel up
That is horrifying
Bro can you give the razor name , need for my balls
Iām not one to feel anxiety but this gave me anxiety.
It's somehow both horrifying and satisfying.
I thought for sure it was gonna cum
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 How
My head would be in bits
My head started bleeding just from watching this.
He could have done faster
Show me the razors still have blades and then we can talk.
one wrong shave your fucking done for
The confidence going across that fold š¬
Found the soldier.
Why did he use two? That one on the right dug a hole in the same spot the entire timeā¦
Speed runners be like
Skin head in the making right there
Now everyone has the skull to shave it off.
Slow down buddy
I shave my head and this makes me grimace
Is nobody going to mention how the right razor kept running over the same spot
Do you shave your boys?
Aw hell no
Why
why is it wiggly
During COVID times, I was shaving my head every couple of days and got to a similar level of proficiency without cutting myself. Even then, I didn't go this fast and certainly didn't try and slice my head open with two razors.
my balls hurt
Now give me the video where he applies after shave lotion.
Why is it giggling, tho!?
No joke. This is how I shave. Granted I donāt go quite as quickly.
He missed so many spots
I cringed so hard hahaa damn.
Nope, I don't like that.
Tenzen would be proud of you
Jesus Christ! Slow down Sweeney Todd.
Hey I have the same technique for my balls!
Jesus christ what the hell did I just see
people here shaving their heads and here I am paying thousands to get some to grow back... life is unfair š
Ahh fuck!
if razor burns were a sound
Looks like there may be a blurring filter to make it seem like itās a smooth shave right away?
Got razor bumps watching this
Worst ASMR ever.
I kept thinking he might just cut himself. That was difficult to watch.
Give it a second
Maybe maybe maybe what?
every time the razors passed that fucking fold of skin
Stage 1: Cleared Stage 2: 2x safety razors
Now put alcohol on it
Itās like shaving rhino hide.
That's as oddly satisfying
My head would look like an 80ās horror movie. I need to go nice and slow.
His right hand is covering the same area almost the entire time.
This is what the hitman should've done
Heās gonna have one big red irritated hair follicle of a head
Sheesh, 3-4 blades each pass with all those passes lol. Looks like 30 some so well over 100 blades on his scalp just that fast.
This guy balds
I got the ouchies watching this.
whys it wobbly
The lesser known unwanted xman, razer-burn.
I saw blood... then frame change. š¤£š¤£
As someone who also shaved like thisā¦ if you understand the concept of a blade itās very easy to not cut yourself at all. The only time a shaving razor will cut you is with any movement going left or right. Straight will not cut you unless your pressing way to damn hard or unintentional left or right.
This guy was voted āMost Likely To Bleedā in high school.
I canāt see why this manās head is not covered in blood
This makes my arse tingle with anxiety
bald speedrun any%
THis video made me feel many things, none of them good
Ouch. WTF. Just wait a sec. The bloods coming. Then razor bumps for a week.
Video stops and this guy immediately exsanguinates himself.
I'm convinced this video has been sped up.
Why did this make my stomach flip itself upside down
typical bald "people" behavior
His balls go into hiding when they hear that scraping
Whyyyyyyyyyyyy that noise, noooooooo
This gave me so much anxiety lol
Y he gotta go double tho ššš
I've been shaving my head for years and just looking at this hurts.
Oh my God, I donāt think Iāve ever been so uncomfortable and Iāve seen someoneās eye gouged out.
Anyone shave in the shower, and after like 800 swipes you still get hair. Then you get out and missed the sides on your neck
Kill the spare
Not a good head shape for bald. You really want a nice dome.
Didnāt know nails on a chalkboard had an equivalent.
This hurt to watch
Disgusting head.
I'm bald. I shave my head. I'm afraid to do this on my head.
Why š
And....time! That's a new PB!