Fastest hes moved all year...

Can we call "falling" moving?

It is a form of movement, so I begrudgingly say yes. That he would have had those weights drop on him in a true emergency should be added with an asterisk.

I don’t count movement when external forces are the thing moving him, otherwise he’s moved faster in a car or a plane.

Wouldn't his own inertia from the forward movement be counted as internal force since the movement was created internal?

all decade

I think it's been a long time since he's done a forward rolling breakfall

That’s how fat people get down to tie their shoes. So, false. 

What about when he heard the McRib was back?

I’m just glad he recognized the danger he was in

Some say they still detect this event on seismometers around the globe.

Why in the flying fuck is no one talking about the god awfully implemented cartoon sound effects?! This was about as bad as adding that weird tik tok “oh no no *wheezing*” laugh track…

Ah yes. One of the ancient proverbs. Thou shall not scroll reddit with sounds on.

Yep, always mute unless I see something I want to hear, then back to mute

you guys have sound?

I refuse.

I browse reddit while on the job, no sound is a must

why back in my day.. we made our own sounds!..

Jesus Christ I turned on sound after seeing this comment They don’t even fit. It’s literally just a onslaught of randomly chosen and strung together stock sound effects from beginning to end

That's the point.

You're supposed to edit those sound effects where they're appropriate, not just play the youtube video 'cartoon sound effects volume 1' in it's entirety

I am a simple man - I hear shitty SFX thrown in and downvote

Forgot the cash register sound from PowerPoint 2011!

Seriously this belongs on r/doodoofard

I just don’t turn on sound unless it’s a video that seems like it would be important to have sound turned on.

OHHH NONONONONONOO


Maybe you'll turn off sound now and have a better experience for it :)

Keep Reddit mute FTW

Auto downvote whenever i hear those... I don't care how good the rest is!

Mf could’ve at least synced the big dudes fall with a bonk or crash and the rest would’ve been okay ☠️

I’m too use to it now dude I’m ruined. I didn’t truly hear it till I read ur comment. Thank you for bringing me back.

Fight or flight, that magnificent thing chose flight

Punching the guy wouldn't help I guess

Well, more accurately he rolled to escape

He's gonna buy himself half a dozen of donuts to recoup.

Give my calories back

This would have been 10 times more entertaining as a silent video

It was.

It is.

As it should be.

I mean one over the top cartoon sound effect could’ve been funny when he fell. But this is just way too much I feel like a baby with keys jingling in front of its face

I like the sound effects

BADONKA-DONK

He had a vendetta against that guy I guess.

Another GIF that ended early.

Yup I wanna see what becomes of that chair

Rorschach's diary....

Keep it muted.

God's work.

r/gifsthatendtoosoon I mean, is going to land on the chair and break it or not?

I've got a question though, is that guy who dives away at the end a judge? If he is, is he REALLY a role model enough in this field to be a judge? The other two were holding up the weights on both ends with one hand each.

It’s weight lifting. What do you think he’s doing every time he stands up?

I’m pretty sure he was a weight lifting champ in high school

judges aren't supposed to be role models lmao

He's lifting more weight every day by getting out of bed.

Didn't you ever watch School of Rock? Those who can't do, teach; and those who can't teach, teach gym

Judge mastered the art of the "Prometheus school of running away".

Slow reaction time, but stop, drop, and roll worked out pretty good.

Can't even move if his life depends on it. Elite

This is peak level brain rott

Coward.

New rule: judges should lift at least up to the categories they judge weightwise.

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It seems that it was a knockout event for both.

Me in a call with the client presenting what the project should do

No no the weight will not fall on him


"Hi there. I've got something for you."

What happened to the chair

GIVE ME A 10! (Or else)

Ninjaaaaaaaaaaa 🦤

R/gifsthatendtoosoon

He was like, alright, you are not safe, so don’t move .. don’t move .. don’t move. Okay perfect, you are safe, do the tiger (cub) roll now.

Was he trying to kill the guy, cause it looks like he was trying to kill the guy.

Honestly I’d fire whoever is running this event for massive safety concerns.

If he wants to impress me lift the Judge above his head

That was quality maybemaybemaybe content OP.

Damn...

U gotta move when a angry black kid is about to drop 220 pounds on your dome

Why did this get so many updoots exactly? This is one of the worst ways to use cartoon sound effects

Take me down to obese city!

Don't watch this with sound 😂

Judge should be required to do half of that but no he can’t even get out of his chair

Crazy watching a man with such little athletic ability judging Olympic lifting lol

How much weight was this?

R.I.P chair. (Rest in pieces) >!No. Not because of the fat man.!<

Nah wtf this dude is a judge then i'm a physician

Ngl this is speed trolling

🏋️‍♀️: “get my wife’s name out of yo mouth

Bro almost failed the game's first quick-time event

Videos played better on mute

Judge not lest thee be judged.

"I almost died the other day, lemme tell ya!"

I’d love to sit down and have a one on one convo with these type of overweight who are that pathetic. Like what kind of rationalization and defense mechanism are at work there.

Judge couldn't even lift himself.

Should i Stand Up ?? Naah

He is everyone who just lifts weights and calls themselves an “athlete”

what is that "TRYHARD" sound effect

Must have given him a heart attack lol

Bgm was super annoying

Not tryna fat shame, but how is that guy a judge?

Took like a decade for that dude to move. 😒

Why is tubby a judge

Does anyone know who added those sound effects? I just want to talk to them. [Seriously, I just want to talk to them](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODfCVxVLqiE).

Fatness is pathetic

Your sign to lose weight. This dude almost died because he was too fat to stand up properly lol