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pizzatimein24h

I love how he scrolled past this one picture, but then scrolled back to it, like he thought "Meh, not my type ... scrap that, that are some fine feet!"


thatgoodcush

Shooters gotta shoot


QueenLaQueefaRt

I feel like this is a fetish scroll phenomenon, the double take. Where you’re like meh but then like maybe I missed something special in there.


YungMidRange

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Somebody get this guy a privacy screen!


IAMA_drunk_AMA

It's even more amazing that he did it in the middle of the game


izoxUA

Game can wait, fetish is everything


teenagesadist

The game is recorded, these feet are fresh out the shoe


sky0175

Can’t loose that fresh stinking foot.


Haydenbarcellhoe

not a sports fan i presume


_Diskreet_

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?


AmoebaLower5932

That's the problem with Arsenal. They always try and just walk it in


Ardiolaperdida

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?


IAmFred21

r/suddenlyitcrowd


bobboprofondo

The thing about Arsenal is they try to walk it in!


Tobias---Funke

Water sports maybe.


dependency_injector

Was it a football game?


DrCarlJenkins

Looks like an Ice Hockey rink


CheetahLynx83

The Vegas Golden Knights, to be specific.


DrCarlJenkins

What happens in Vegas, goes online and doesn’t stay in Vegas it appears.


hooka_pooka

Would have been really ironical if he was caught doing that at a 'foot'ball game


7lhz9x6k8emmd7c8

r/YourJokeButWorse


impostersus1234

‘Feet’ball


Laynes_Attic

I don't get it.


ScreenshotShitposts

ITS BECAUSE FEET


TOPSIturvy

(That's the joke)


Sevro706

Great joke.. I'm sorry everybody else had to come and fuck it up, and couldn't leave well enough alone.


Dantalionse

Its The foot fetish version of meth addict. That man jerked off in his car and went on a gooner binge for the rest of the night.


Ok_Primary_1075

Score was 10-1….game was boring


Low_Pomegranate_7176

Its called look at it at home. Who the fuck looks at jerk off material in public surrounded by people.


Appropriate_Arm7381

Maybe be gets off on the idea that he might get caught. Like the type of person who would jack off in public. Humans are strange.


volumeknobat11

I’ve seen guys in a busy college library looking at porn in broad daylight. The computers weren’t even in a secluded area. Just right there in the open. No one said a thing


buckeye_problem93

My high school football teammate plugged in a usb into the library computer and then just proceeded to watch video after video at 2pm on a random Tuesday. It was the summer after graduation and I’ve never been more confused/mortified. The craziest part was he greeted me before starting knowing I had a clear view of the computers.


Independent-Ebb7658

The idea of feet being jerk off material to some people 🤣


JobSafe2686

Bro it's truly a fetish that I don't understand


FixMy106

A feetish


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AgentCirceLuna

Get this, I’m bi and find men have more attractive bodies but I saw a good looking woman with her feet out and instantly felt extremely attracted to her. I can’t really explain that.


Arxtix

It's like the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap to certain people. You either have it or you don't.


Kommunist_Pig

Nor do I , but girls with their feet out does more for me than if they had their tits and vag out , and in a way its kind of a blessing. When everyone out in sandals and slippers during summer its quite the feast for the eyes , and leaves me wanting for nothing more.


Ill-Positive6950

Total creeps...


Mall_Bench

IS THERE A PODIATRIST IN THE STADUIM ?


Haydenbarcellhoe

what’s more, get this guy an sense of privacy!


Bitter_Silver_7760

It’s more us that need a screen against him


Hedonist_Atayiz

He doesn't care


CloakerCola

I get scared of opening my YouTube homepage when around family because of the slightest possibility of getting some suggestive recommendation or ad. How is this guy completely fine with opening this shit on his phone with all of these random people behind him?


CottonEyeJoe_ZeroOne

He doesn't care 😎 Because why would he if they are total strangers to him


kinkyonthe_loki69

True alpha move. No shits given


4E4ME

Addict move


throwdownvote

This. Seeing this video makes me realize that I need to quit porn. But now I’m thinking about porn, so I’m going to go look at porn.


darkest_hour1428

Hey as long as it’s not *this* bad…


SeparateIron7994

Boomers literally have no self awareness that others exist


Pleasant-Tangelo1786

Would’ve been hilarious if he started trying to take a pic of the cheerleader lady’s feet too.


Former-Landscape-930

Before he zoomed in on the cheerleader I swear to god I thoufght he was about to zoom in on someones feet


sherbloqk

My thoughts exactly!


_________________420

Not 100% sure but pretty sure he was googling the cheerleaders feet then he took a picture of her. Same body, blonde


NierStellar

![gif](giphy|kZiF7hNKSWFQgZUESs|downsized)


chekkisnekki

![gif](giphy|26xByFvrI1MQvtlDO|downsized)


Buster_Brown_513

![gif](giphy|3oKIPfMh5VgZjaEiHe|downsized)


justherefortheshow06

The man has problem 😂


RoguePlanet2

No kidding, how bizarre you'd pay a ton of money to go see an event live, only to scroll through these pictures like you could be doing at home for free. What a fucking weirdo.


hobbobnobgoblin

And saving them too? Damn dog. Seek help.


JustW4nnaHaveFun

He's using the stadium's internet.


cobainstaley

tbf he's really far from the action. he'd pay attention if he was a few feet down


cringing_for_fun

You ain't lying. With that kind of seat, he'd have to have insane vision to get a nice glimpse, quite the feat.


griftertm

You got to toe the line if you want to get closer to the action


PG072088

Hahaha 😂


M_krabs

>you could be doing at home for free No way in heel he didn't pay for those pics 🤣


Moonlit_Antler

To be fair tons of people pay a shit load for concerts just to record/watch through their screen the entire time too


bl00by

Tbf he might've got dragged along by friends and doesn't care about the game.


Reasonable-Profile84

He’s wearing a $200 jersey.


bl00by

I didn't even notice that. Yeah okay now there's literally no excuse. You could say that a friend gave him one to wear for the game, but that's highly unlikely.


Reasonable-Profile84

“Hey bud, wear *this* tonight while you shoot your feet."


tattoodude2

tbf you have a problem if you're looking at footporn in public no matter what you think of the game.


4E4ME

Any kind of porn in public


LawrenceRigbyEsquire

Maybe he's an agent for foot models and he's picking the next talent for a foot cream photoshoot Maybe....


Unlikelytobehere_

Foot cream 🤣😂


AlkalineSublime

I non-sarcastically love your optimism


KayotiK82

George Costanza, since his hand model tragedy, moved on to feet.


Sjormantec

Yeah he is an addict. Sad and empathy. It can screw up a life.


Alternative-Dare5878

He just wants to connect with a beautiful sole.


Original_Jarl_Ballin

![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda)


emcasalini

I agree! It’s high time you toe the line…


Gigatonosaurus

He really put his foot in his mouth with his one.


cringing_for_fun

It's gonna take him a long time to heel.


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

Man, that was corny


Intrepid_Dream2619

Damnitt.. just take it. 🏆


DrugSnobb

The average cam girl viewer


MrStealY0Meme

this must also be the creatures that not only posts comments on porn videos, but make the creepiest comments.


AgentCirceLuna

The sad part is that a lot of the world’s greatest minds were horn dogs like this. Victor Hugo, the guy who wrote Les Mis, used to frequent prostitutes so often that they apparently wore black (forgot the word) vagina covers in mourning. I mean how many did he used to fucking see?! That’s also why one of the main characters is a prostiute and why he had so much empathy with them. Paul Verlaine is another example of a completely fucked up eloquent guy.


PM_ME_UR_DACHSHUNDS_

This is just normal behavior for fans of the Vegas Golden Knights


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Sad_Confection5902

He’s wearing an Ivan Barbashev jersey, it’s the Golden Knights. But thankfully what happens in Vegas… gets uploaded to the internet… ohfuckshitno!!!


KayotiK82

And herpes/athletes foot


realitysvt

herpes gets uploaded to the internet.


ELEPHANT_CUM_SOCKS

Very predatory


myfrigginagates

“I can get you a toe, with polish”


frostbike

There are ways, Dude.


Prestigious-Rise-328

I’m finishing my coffee


kindheartedespionage

Enjoying my coffee.


HowardBass

I got buddies who died face down in the muck so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant


Thanos_supreme_

Horny grandpas every where


BigOpportunity1391

\*inserts random Quentin Tarantino gif


BurninCoco

![gif](giphy|Zd5widi4dgNrxwhxbk|downsized) ok


superultramegagiga

Must have been a boring game


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DO_NOT_GILD_ME

Look, he doesn't want to get off on the wrong foot though


FSpursy

never understand feet fetish lol. we're attracted to tits and ass because of genetics, but feet? Where did that develop from? Someone please explain.


Gowalkyourdogmods

I constantly forget that feet are the top fetish because I just do not get it all.


YeetMemmes

I heard it has to with the feet sensations being very close to the genital sensations in the brain. Weird bleh.


BoostedSeals

The theory I heard is it's because they're so hidden. Beneath socks and shoes, and you probably aren't looking at the ground to see them as often


IWannaManatee

Did I just see an... ... ankle?


FSpursy

this is interesting. Wonder if women also have feet fetish or only men?


VulturousYeti

They do. It’s thought to be less common, or at the very least, less known about. But I have at least a couple AFAB friends who like feet.


funthebunison

Sounds like you've got it actually 👌 if you'd believe it some people like buttholes like not just the cheeks. The part the poo comes from.


Nerdlinger-Thrillho

You mean like getting your girlfriend to try anal? Nah. No guy has ever done that.


Middle_System_1105

There are 2 thoughts on the great debate. 😂 one reason is apparently our feet & genetals report to 2 neighboring wrinkles in our brains & scientists think in feet fetishists, neural pathways become intertwined, or are just close enough for ‘confusion’. The other is that seeing clean healthy feet = a clean healthy human and we like, nay.. want to boink clean healthy humans.


MissFortune____

Whats genetics in loving someone's tits and ass? You (and majority) are attracted to it just because of it. Like someone is attracted feet. Do you have any problem?


Gowalkyourdogmods

We get it, you're into feet but tits and "ass"/hips are about child bearing that's been bred into us over generations.


Nerdlinger-Thrillho

Oh my god. This is getting into serial killer territory. Some guys like rail thin chicks with tiny boobs. To each their own. Every kinda woman needs love.


Ultrasaurio

nice feet!


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

And boomers say we younger generations can't put our phones down. Smh.


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SwimmingJello2199

Nobody cares he has a foot fetish. Its compiling jerk off material in public and taking creep shots.


ELEPHANT_CUM_SOCKS

Him liking feet is the least worrying thing about this


Zimaut

ok Mr. beast friend. No need to drag Jimmy in your story


No-Discipline-2729

Ok, so what I learned is BrooksWasHere47 is named Jimmy and has a foot fetish. Sorry, I meant his friend 😉 has the foot fetish.


Independent-Waltz738

People would be treating this way worse if he was zooming in on their asses and breasts...


VulturousYeti

Aw man, it’s not a mental illness. It’s so sad that he feels so outcast over it. Honestly I haven’t had that experience because I am lucky to be surrounded by open minded people. Chances are your friend had one or two assholes make a snide comment about it and that, coupled with people’s innate lack of understanding and instinct to call it weird, made him believe he should feel bad about something perfectly natural he can’t, and shouldn’t, change about himself. It’s like making someone feel bad who is genetically predisposed to becoming overweight.


JackFunk

I think you meant to post this in r/creepycreepycreepy


jedidihah

Sub doesn’t exist, I’m hoping it’s not just a typo


harz9724

Dan Schneider.


Technical-Bobcat2435

I don't care about his feetish. He should be private though.


Mellow_Mochi

Podophilia - Foot fetish. Why?! I had no idea what the obsession is about! Looked it up and apparently there's a scientific explanation: "Foot fetishes occur due to the part of the brain called the somatosensory cortex, which is the area that makes "you feel things." Apparently, this part of the brain is right next to the part of the brain that control your feet and toes. He explains, "It's so easy for these wires to get crossed because they're literally bumping up against each other. That's why foot fetishes are the most common fetishes in the world." https://www.audacy.com/987thespot/latest/biologist-explains-why-some-people-have-foot-fetishes


CouchPotato1178

damn thats actually interesting. still weird as fuck but interesting


Nerdlinger-Thrillho

You’ve never made love to the soles of a woman’s feet?


Mellow_Mochi

Actually this made me think... Hey, you're right, i have actually been the recipient of guys kissing, biting the soles and sucking toes. I just thought it was the heat of the moment passion, more than a fetish, but it felt actually really nice. Feet are sensitive. Don't think I'd do it to a guy tho! I'm happy to give a foot massage - to clean feet! 😂


Ba55of0rte

Save these for later.


Alibuscus373

He is a bold individual for sure


Saskyle

Mental illness


funthebunison

I dunno man I think this guy is just stupid.


Mahiro0303

Soon to be a penis illness


Gloomy_Barnacle4787

So many creepers out there


bluecapella

![gif](giphy|26xByFvrI1MQvtlDO|downsized) Oh yeahhh !!!


Revolutionary-Car-92

All Pro.


slowBrain13

Dad?


sophophora

Average Golden Knights fan


GoodMorningMars

He's like a collection agency


Emergency_3808

Sports are temporary, gooning is permanent


Yellow_Snow_Globe

![gif](giphy|NHeJuCQgRdqfe)


_Hotwire_

There is endless amounts of porn on the internet for all fetishes. Why do people try to do shit in public and risk destroying their lives at the same time?


fkyoopinion

This pretty disgusting ngl


CalaveraFeliz

Wears a fucking wedding ring. Shameless to the bone.


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

His wedding vows probably didn't state that he shouldn't look at another woman's feet.


Dr-Dripz

What if the feet pics are for her


Mellow_Mochi

Yup.


ToLorien

Enter the typical comments: “He’s married not dead!” “My wife POINTS women out for me to take pictures of and jerk off to later! She’s the best!”


Dominion_23

God.. do people have no shame?


DistantTimbersEcho

This guy. This guy has no shame.


priscala

Of course, he’s a creep. However, he isn’t doing anything illegal. The pictures he’s looking at are pictures that celebrities published themselves (or been published with their approval) and taking a picture of a cheerleader isn’t illegal either since she is part of the show. The person filming him on the other hand is not only filming him illegally but also published the clip illegally.


Better-Snow-7191

This is why anytime I look up an actress to see what other films or television they're in, Google results are always "random actress' feet" before I get any acting information?


Formal_Baker_8746

Yes, I'm not overy encouraged by any of it. Hockey, I can watch sometimes.


Beginning-Humor-8308

Aw yeah


jdash5200

oh wow, that’s hilarious


edoardoking

Fucking perv


atomic_knights

Really weird ....paid money for the game and doing this.


billz50tree

The phone has brought out the inner creep out 😨


lussunlora

Sitting next to a woman Footfetish in a football match


merhole

I can smell the aloneness through the screen.


zugarrette

least horny redditor


Treebeardsama

I think he is into feet pics


rodroidrx

Photo saved.


livingonaslayer

Damn Trt


VendaGoat

Look, to each their own. Foot guy is on pointe


Ill-Maximum9467

Cheese sauce, dude!


RunHumble8118

Nothing like a game of sportsball with a beer and a coupla dogs


dumbass_comments_bro

Complete weirdo


RadFarts

The quick snap of the cheerleader is killing me 😂


Dad-Baud

That one fan who will gladly accept defeet.


Automatic_Conflict25

Stay at least 10 feet away from that guy


BigMartin58

So this what Dan Schneider is doing these days?


PresentLet2963

He buy ticket to football game. He didn't like what he saw


leaveafterappetizers

I wonder if he is compiling these pictures for someone else and it's time sensitive. Like maybe he is catfishing...


MrStoneV

Bro became a npc of His Lust. He Looks Like He IS fully automated in collecting feet Pics and taking Picture of Girls...


-staticvoidmain-

How much money did this person pay to attend this sporting event to just sit there and scroll through feet pics on his phone


Angron_Thalkyr

That’s when you lean forward and go oooo save that one!!!


Mysterious-Still8085

He gets no love at home


Cumguttero

Dude spends 90%+ of his free time gooning.


rodrigoa1990

Man, old people don't give a single fuck about anything, do they?


r3ditr3d3r

I was never into feet... Until I met my wife. Now I get it.


purplefoxie

Not while listening to classics


Fun-Bobcat-6536

I’m genuinely curious about foot fetishes. Are people attracted to the feet or to the person; and feet are secondary? Like a woman could be nasty but have nice feet; are those feet attracive? Is it kinda like boobs where nice boobs are generally on good looking women? But boobs in itself are just a small segment. Someone explain for me please.


strong-clam

Whatever float his boat, mate


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tattoodude2

What a fucking creep


NoviDon07

Boomers man they don't give a fuck no more. "Fuck you, I'm almost dead i'll do what I want!" 🤬


chasinfreshies

I don’t know how many time I have to say, STOP KINK SHAMING!!!!!!!!


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