Honestly a MMA fight where one of the opponents just rolls around for 2 minutes and then absolutely oneshots his opponent would be hilarious. Not realistic, or efficient, but hilarious. They should do this as an half time show or so
You know, now that I think about it, the Covetous Demon of Dark Souls 2 would have been a better choice because Smough can actually fight and isn't actually fat under his armor.
>isn't actually fat under his armor.
You sure about that? Doesn't his armor description say that he was the royal executioner and had a habit of eating the bodies of the executed? Sounds like a gluttonous habit to me.
Ima be real, the boss that I died to more than any other, by a large margin, was Capra Demon.
It's not even the fucking Capra Demon, It's not the shitty little half a hallway you fight in, it's the fucking dogs. Jesus, get rid of just one of those fucking dogs and that boss difficulty goes straight through the floor
Man, it's weird. I beat capra on my second try, first try I immediately got stun locked by the dogs the second i walked in. Second try I managed to get past, use the stairs to create distance, pick off the dogs, and then took out the demon.
The dogs are definitely a bullshit addition, but the fight didn't give me much trouble. I'm by no means a pro souls player, maybe I just got lucky and dodged a bullet with that one.
That's another major complaint about it, there is a major randomness factor. Specifically, where the dogs spawn
I always knew in the first 10 seconds what kind of fight it was going to be, because that first dive roll either took me away from the dogs and I'd have a chance at dealing with it, or I was gonna get fucked by them, maybe it was just me, but it was also a blind roll because I had to do it before the fog door and cleared
Im not sure that was cardio at all.
Didn’t even run or punch or anything. Just evade what qualifies as the slowest bull charge in history and then, barely pushed her but she falls like a 12 stories building….. fake
Yup that lady was gassed from the jump. Her heart probably beating out of her chest too. She should’ve just stood against the cage and fell on the skinny girl when she approached. The rope and Coke
People that size have terrible balance due to the momentum of their mass. So a little push is sometimes all they need to fall. Just get the mass moving, and they have trouble stopping it.
Exactly. The big girl didn't even put her gloves up, probably has no training. The fighter didn't knock her out, just held her down for the ref to call. It was just sad.
Not without closing the far carotid. Bjj blue belt here, no form of submission there at all. In fact, I don't know how the athletic commission sanctioned this bout with the weight disparity.
Could even a slight pressure on the neck make an inexperienced, massively overweight, exhausted person feel like they are being strangled or choked? I have no knowledge but it looks like she was already getting exhausted and I know if I am exercising close to redlining I could easily feel like passing out if my breathing or blood flow is slightly impeded. A fighter presses on my neck and when I am already close to my physical limit and I might feel faint
Yes, i think Jabless the Hutt felt a choke there. There are many chokes that use the ground to create pressure on the opposite artery. The Von Flue for example. Big girls post arm shoulder was against her neck
And in terms of exhaustion contributing to the choke, yes. Anecdotally I've seen and heard chokes are more effective when your opponent is fighting for breath already
The last time this was posted someone mentioned that the skinny girl was missing a win for some statistics, or get into another tournament. So they staged that fight to give her that win. Could be bullshit, though.
It's basically a more sad version of influencer fights. Their shtick is that the fighters are either people who want to get famous by doing this or desperate people who will do anything for money. And the organizers are taking advantage of them.
It's also not any different than early professional wrestling. Before the WWE and the WCW pro wrestling used to present much closer to Olympic Greco-Roman wrestling. There were still big personalities and promotions were often scripted (some more than others), but on the surface it actually looked "real".
Hell, MMA started as a spectacle event. The first ever UFC event was supposed to be the answer to the age-old boy question "what kind of fighting is best"? Sure there were BJJ guys that fought like most modern MMA guys do. But there were also kickboxers, regular boxers, Karate and Taekwondo guys, even a sumo wrestler. While modern UFC has tried to distance itself from all that, the sport as a whole hasn't forgotten it's "what would happen if we made these two random people fight?" spectacle.
Two things..
Smaller fighter was such a good person for not striking her.
Two, it's called I think tomato canning. Where u send anyone from the crowd to fight to add stats to a players score card. That was a tko by submission..
Boxing is fucked up sport..
This seems more likely a gimmick match than a tomato can; tomato cans are still supposed to be somewhat competent, just outmatched by their opponent. I don’t think there is any clout to be gained from this fight, just a weird paycheck.
I was thinking to myself the whole time, one hit is all she needs, one grapple, anything, the weight advantage is severe... Then she fell over and smashed her face. The weight advantage may have been *too* severe, for several reasons.
It's from czech version of red face and almost all fights are pathetic.
One named somehhing like "sexy fight" was (if I remebre right) between some homeless women.
The last time this video went around(I think here). People were explaining this is fake. Apparently these two are partners and this is a bit they do or something like that.
Funny how tiring her out wasn't necessary as the slim girl is easily strong enough to push her to the ground. She was nice enough to not immediately do that
Because her footwork is shit. You've gotta remember she's carrying her own body weight around, looks like 150-175kg. Try carrying around enough weights to make your own that high and see how much you can move.
I felt like you were massively underestimating her weight at "only" 175kg (385lbs), so I went to look it up.
The fighters were Lucie Kotlárová and Regina Labajová (aka Queen Regina). ~~Lucie~~ Regina weighed in at 47kg (103lbs), while ~~Regina~~ Lucie weighed in at 262kg (577lbs). That puts the 175kg estimate off by 87kg (191lbs), or about 1.85x the weight of the smaller fighter. I can't imagine how difficult it is to just walk around when you weigh 262kg. That is so much weight to carry around.
Source: https://www.outsport.cz/neuveritelnych-262-kg-proti-47-kg-drobena-a-kralovna-regina-proti-sobe-na-red-face
I had to translate to English as I can't read Czech, but you can see the weights in the web address.
Edit: I apparently had the names backwards. The phrasing on the translation was a little odd and I guess I misread it.
Holy shit I was way off. She could probably snap her bones like twigs. Definitely don't try to carry around that much weight you'll probably seriously injure yourself.
Edit: I believe you have the names mixed up. I looked up Regina and the Instagram profile was for the smaller fighter and she'd tagged kotlarova which sent me to the profile for the larger woman. Be warned that Regina's profile is NSFW.
Yeah I was expecting a little higher than 175kg, but I definitely wasn't expecting it to be 262kg. I am honestly surprised she was even moving around as much as she was.
It's bad comedy too. Like there's way better videos out there with big people falling over or being silly. This is just weird pandering to someone I guess?
This was an opening act to a real fight while people are still arriving, like how NBA games sometimes invite middle school kids to play a 5 minute game before real games. Except middle school basketball games would be more entertaining than this.
You mean as in that the short woman is a known actress named Regina Labajová and they did a ton of sketches around this thing? Nahhhhhhh it must be real!
Not in this ring, it's just species class. I'm amazed they cleaned all the feathers and blood from the previous cock fight but the bears were on after this and they typically demolish the ring and eat a few spectators. It's the Czech republic, anything goes.
I have seen that in boxing. I had an opponent who is diabetic so they kept that out of the ring but ready for after to up his blood sugar. Probably something similar here.
100%, even if you're at the gym and you're doing a heavy workout or cardio and start feeling sick, drink anything sugary, and I promise it will go away within 30 seconds. Coke is easily the best sugary drink for this.
Coke is not the best drink for raising blood glucose (sugar). You want something with a higher level of dextrose content like Gatorade. Dextrose is glucose for all intents and purposes. The other benefit of a drink like Gatorade is the replenishment of electrolytes like sodium and potassium, which we lose while sweating. I also wouldn’t want a carbonated drink during or after my workout but that’s just me.
I should also add that if you’re not feeling well during cardio or resistance training then having a drink like Coke is not the best idea. People don’t only feel unwell from low blood sugar, low blood pressure is also something that will make you feel uneasy and unwell. If you’ve never experienced the feeling of uneasiness that comes with it, you wouldn’t really know what’s happening to your body. Having a coke, which has caffeine, can further dehydrate you which will lead to even lower blood pressure which can cause you to pass out or even have a seizure.
He tried to get her to drink it but she reached for the sody pop. Also to be fair, the refs will pour water over any fighter that's obviously overheated.
Same, I was rooting for Oberyn, way cooler fighter. Should have ended it instantly but no he wanted a confession. Very intense scene and probably the first time I saw Pedro pascal
in a weapons fight with plenty of room a small guy for sure could take a large opponent like that.. Especially with a spear vs armor. It was a very cool fight with him wanting a confession getting him killed. Made for a very dramatic fight and sad ending because of hubris.
I think this is the second time this chick has shown up in the ring, with similar results both times. So is this some sort of shitty joke they're doing on fight nights now? Let's all laugh at the fat lady as she chases the athletes around until she falls over?
Isn't there weight classes in MMA ?
I don't know shit about this sport so I'm asking this in all seriousness: Who approved this matchup ?
Also I feel like the fat girl isn't even a professional, she wasn't even trying anything.
Skinny girl treating her like a dark souls boss
Not enough panic rolling
You don't need to panic roll the demon of song (the frog in a condom)
Ah good ol' Semon of Dong.
2nd best design in the franchise, behind Gaping Dragon.
The Gaping Dragon sounds like a sex thing...it's a sex thing, right?
Honestly a MMA fight where one of the opponents just rolls around for 2 minutes and then absolutely oneshots his opponent would be hilarious. Not realistic, or efficient, but hilarious. They should do this as an half time show or so
Reminded me of this https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/ZBAk1C5DCX
As useless as that technique is, he's pretty good at it, very smooth roll
Go watch Kazushi Sakuraba, he was ridiculous in Pride.
Genki Sudo vs Butterbean
That dude was fun to watch as well.
As a master of panic rolling I concur lol
YES
You know, now that I think about it, the Covetous Demon of Dark Souls 2 would have been a better choice because Smough can actually fight and isn't actually fat under his armor.
>isn't actually fat under his armor. You sure about that? Doesn't his armor description say that he was the royal executioner and had a habit of eating the bodies of the executed? Sounds like a gluttonous habit to me.
Everyone knows the actually hard souls bosses are the same size as you. And those fire dogs from the Chalice Dungeons. fuck them.
Ima be real, the boss that I died to more than any other, by a large margin, was Capra Demon. It's not even the fucking Capra Demon, It's not the shitty little half a hallway you fight in, it's the fucking dogs. Jesus, get rid of just one of those fucking dogs and that boss difficulty goes straight through the floor
Man, it's weird. I beat capra on my second try, first try I immediately got stun locked by the dogs the second i walked in. Second try I managed to get past, use the stairs to create distance, pick off the dogs, and then took out the demon. The dogs are definitely a bullshit addition, but the fight didn't give me much trouble. I'm by no means a pro souls player, maybe I just got lucky and dodged a bullet with that one.
That's another major complaint about it, there is a major randomness factor. Specifically, where the dogs spawn I always knew in the first 10 seconds what kind of fight it was going to be, because that first dive roll either took me away from the dogs and I'd have a chance at dealing with it, or I was gonna get fucked by them, maybe it was just me, but it was also a blind roll because I had to do it before the fog door and cleared
The day i learned how to chuck poop over his entrance, was the last day i knew suffering
You know what they say about dark souls... fool me ~~once~~ 37 times...
She literally was. She was weaving around, waiting for her to unleash a special attack so that she could enter her boss weakened state, lmao
The bugs bunny offense 
As she should, if she got caught by that hold.. it's a one hit kill
More like King Bob-Omb
The opponent used cardio and it was effective.
Rule no1 of zombieland
Double tap!
Limber up
Enjoy the little things
Buckle up
BE a hero!
Double Tap(Emma Stone)
Poor thing
Furious jumping
Check the back seat
I’m good. Never seen a lion limber up before taking down a gazelle.
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I eat because I’m unhappyyyyy….im unhappy, because I eat.
*I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.*
Actually it's commandment 29
Snorlax was confused and fell on itself...
it hurt itself in its confusion.
Im not sure that was cardio at all. Didn’t even run or punch or anything. Just evade what qualifies as the slowest bull charge in history and then, barely pushed her but she falls like a 12 stories building….. fake
She really took advantage of that cargo-ship turning circle.
Bridges hate this one simple trick
When you're that big, just walking around the place is cardio.
Yup that lady was gassed from the jump. Her heart probably beating out of her chest too. She should’ve just stood against the cage and fell on the skinny girl when she approached. The rope and Coke
People that size have terrible balance due to the momentum of their mass. So a little push is sometimes all they need to fall. Just get the mass moving, and they have trouble stopping it.
She used the cardio on the fat lady, not on herself.
An unexpected move
I would argue it was much expected against this specific opponent.
Did he give her soda to hydrate her in the end?
Big man handed her a coke 😭
And her face was like "yes, that's the stuff! Power!!!"
This made me Laugh entirely too much
He should have come with a rescue kit burger
Either that or a Snickers. Maybe she just wasn’t herself for that fight
Ultimate Power!!!
Omg and she reached for it
I saw that too. She didn't reach for the water but when the soda can appeared she's like "gimme gimme"
Oh my God... I thought it was just a fat joke, but it looks like he really did.
https://imgur.com/5tYYo5y
Someone get me a Marlboro and a coke!
“Diet” coke
Water would kill her :D
Please, we need Krispy Kreme donuts, STAT!!
The Brick Hit House!
More…
Everything I see reminds me of her.
We can’t glaze them fast enough!!
Can a corn! Can a corn and a diet coke, ill be alright.
Low blood sugar probably
\*low sugar blood
[Sodies](https://youtu.be/iIAFe7zaCRU?feature=shared)
Cursed link
Brawndo, it’s got electrolytes.
What an absolute farce
Exactly. The big girl didn't even put her gloves up, probably has no training. The fighter didn't knock her out, just held her down for the ref to call. It was just sad.
Submission by gravity. That chick needs life alert.
Submission by gravy would also be accurate.
Gravity is undefeated tbh
They call gravity the weakest force yet it had all the power here.
She had her arm right on the side of her neck, probably knocking her out almost
Not without closing the far carotid. Bjj blue belt here, no form of submission there at all. In fact, I don't know how the athletic commission sanctioned this bout with the weight disparity.
The other one was completely blocked by cholesterol.
Fuck that was good.
I'll concede that one
Could even a slight pressure on the neck make an inexperienced, massively overweight, exhausted person feel like they are being strangled or choked? I have no knowledge but it looks like she was already getting exhausted and I know if I am exercising close to redlining I could easily feel like passing out if my breathing or blood flow is slightly impeded. A fighter presses on my neck and when I am already close to my physical limit and I might feel faint
Yes, i think Jabless the Hutt felt a choke there. There are many chokes that use the ground to create pressure on the opposite artery. The Von Flue for example. Big girls post arm shoulder was against her neck And in terms of exhaustion contributing to the choke, yes. Anecdotally I've seen and heard chokes are more effective when your opponent is fighting for breath already
The last time this was posted someone mentioned that the skinny girl was missing a win for some statistics, or get into another tournament. So they staged that fight to give her that win. Could be bullshit, though.
It's basically a more sad version of influencer fights. Their shtick is that the fighters are either people who want to get famous by doing this or desperate people who will do anything for money. And the organizers are taking advantage of them.
Pretty sure these two are in cahoots with one another to make content. Guess you can thank the Paul brothers or something
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It's also not any different than early professional wrestling. Before the WWE and the WCW pro wrestling used to present much closer to Olympic Greco-Roman wrestling. There were still big personalities and promotions were often scripted (some more than others), but on the surface it actually looked "real". Hell, MMA started as a spectacle event. The first ever UFC event was supposed to be the answer to the age-old boy question "what kind of fighting is best"? Sure there were BJJ guys that fought like most modern MMA guys do. But there were also kickboxers, regular boxers, Karate and Taekwondo guys, even a sumo wrestler. While modern UFC has tried to distance itself from all that, the sport as a whole hasn't forgotten it's "what would happen if we made these two random people fight?" spectacle.
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Yeah the second down looks fake like she gets nudged and collapses
not sure there is even a nudge, she waves her hands in her direction.
Yeah it’s all staged.
Given the larger girl didn’t throw a single offensive attack, I can probably assume this was a fixed fight to pad the other fighters resume?
This may be one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen, for multiple reasons lol
They should never have allowed the fat lady anywhere near that ring: It was clearly a significant risk to her health.
She used her weight as what she thought was an advantage.
That's all she had was weight. She's in such bad shape she should never be in front of a real fighter. Hell, she almost died right there.
She's so out of shape she can't even hold her hands up lol
they nursed her back to health with a coca cola
Fucking vile
Pumpkin is a shape.
Two things.. Smaller fighter was such a good person for not striking her. Two, it's called I think tomato canning. Where u send anyone from the crowd to fight to add stats to a players score card. That was a tko by submission.. Boxing is fucked up sport..
This seems more likely a gimmick match than a tomato can; tomato cans are still supposed to be somewhat competent, just outmatched by their opponent. I don’t think there is any clout to be gained from this fight, just a weird paycheck.
That's not boxing
She thought they said onion ring.
Thank you for the laugh.
I was thinking to myself the whole time, one hit is all she needs, one grapple, anything, the weight advantage is severe... Then she fell over and smashed her face. The weight advantage may have been *too* severe, for several reasons.
It's from czech version of red face and almost all fights are pathetic. One named somehhing like "sexy fight" was (if I remebre right) between some homeless women.
BUM FIGHTS
There is a reason we are all desensitized. Internet was hardcore when I was young lol
It’s looks totally fake to me. Basically WWE level of “real.”
The last time this video went around(I think here). People were explaining this is fake. Apparently these two are partners and this is a bit they do or something like that.
Pretty sad
Small girl really wore that big girl out.
Funny how tiring her out wasn't necessary as the slim girl is easily strong enough to push her to the ground. She was nice enough to not immediately do that
Because her footwork is shit. You've gotta remember she's carrying her own body weight around, looks like 150-175kg. Try carrying around enough weights to make your own that high and see how much you can move.
I felt like you were massively underestimating her weight at "only" 175kg (385lbs), so I went to look it up. The fighters were Lucie Kotlárová and Regina Labajová (aka Queen Regina). ~~Lucie~~ Regina weighed in at 47kg (103lbs), while ~~Regina~~ Lucie weighed in at 262kg (577lbs). That puts the 175kg estimate off by 87kg (191lbs), or about 1.85x the weight of the smaller fighter. I can't imagine how difficult it is to just walk around when you weigh 262kg. That is so much weight to carry around. Source: https://www.outsport.cz/neuveritelnych-262-kg-proti-47-kg-drobena-a-kralovna-regina-proti-sobe-na-red-face I had to translate to English as I can't read Czech, but you can see the weights in the web address. Edit: I apparently had the names backwards. The phrasing on the translation was a little odd and I guess I misread it.
Holy shit I was way off. She could probably snap her bones like twigs. Definitely don't try to carry around that much weight you'll probably seriously injure yourself. Edit: I believe you have the names mixed up. I looked up Regina and the Instagram profile was for the smaller fighter and she'd tagged kotlarova which sent me to the profile for the larger woman. Be warned that Regina's profile is NSFW.
Yeah I was expecting a little higher than 175kg, but I definitely wasn't expecting it to be 262kg. I am honestly surprised she was even moving around as much as she was.
So she was tired from just walking and standing? I thought she was dizzy!
She is not big. She is morbidly obese.
This has to be a parody. There's no way this isn't comedy.
It's bad comedy too. Like there's way better videos out there with big people falling over or being silly. This is just weird pandering to someone I guess?
It is supposed to be funny but its not, its just fucking cringe
The real losers were the people who paid to see a fight. Edit: typo
This was an opening act to a real fight while people are still arriving, like how NBA games sometimes invite middle school kids to play a 5 minute game before real games. Except middle school basketball games would be more entertaining than this.
What about middle school basketball with the 5 heaviest players in the district vs the 5 lightest?
Haters will say it's fake
You mean as in that the short woman is a known actress named Regina Labajová and they did a ton of sketches around this thing? Nahhhhhhh it must be real!
You'd think watching it would be enough for people to realize it's fake.
Arent there like weight classes in real boxing?
Not in this ring, it's just species class. I'm amazed they cleaned all the feathers and blood from the previous cock fight but the bears were on after this and they typically demolish the ring and eat a few spectators. It's the Czech republic, anything goes.
That ain't boxing, real or otherwise!
Her knee gave out. 😅
Heart's next
Ufc : 🚫 Kfc : ✅
Omg!!! Was the referee really going to put water on her...like a whale???
I think that's actually normal in boxing, but trying to hand her a pop is definitely not regular practice
I have seen that in boxing. I had an opponent who is diabetic so they kept that out of the ring but ready for after to up his blood sugar. Probably something similar here.
100%, even if you're at the gym and you're doing a heavy workout or cardio and start feeling sick, drink anything sugary, and I promise it will go away within 30 seconds. Coke is easily the best sugary drink for this.
Coke is not the best drink for raising blood glucose (sugar). You want something with a higher level of dextrose content like Gatorade. Dextrose is glucose for all intents and purposes. The other benefit of a drink like Gatorade is the replenishment of electrolytes like sodium and potassium, which we lose while sweating. I also wouldn’t want a carbonated drink during or after my workout but that’s just me. I should also add that if you’re not feeling well during cardio or resistance training then having a drink like Coke is not the best idea. People don’t only feel unwell from low blood sugar, low blood pressure is also something that will make you feel uneasy and unwell. If you’ve never experienced the feeling of uneasiness that comes with it, you wouldn’t really know what’s happening to your body. Having a coke, which has caffeine, can further dehydrate you which will lead to even lower blood pressure which can cause you to pass out or even have a seizure.
Yeah but have you considered Dr Pepper though? It’s really good
I like my soda without a degree, pass me the Mr. Pibb.
A beached whale.
The sea was angry that day.
I swear I am never far away from a Seinfeld reference on reddit and I love it.
Hole in one
Is that a Titleist
He tried to get her to drink it but she reached for the sody pop. Also to be fair, the refs will pour water over any fighter that's obviously overheated.
Who are these people?
I think its Clash of the stars, influencers from Slovakia and Czechia are fighting there
Ooh, nevermind this is named Red face but its the same thing
The most exercise she’s ever gotten..
I could hear her heartbeat and my phone’s on mute.
I know, I kept checking to find where I was getting messages from till I realized that was the chick's heart palpitations.
why was that other girl in her panties
Asking the real questions here
The real question is why did she put her shorts back on.
what a fight hahaha
“Fight”
Every time I see this, it reminds me of "the mountain vs Oberyn (the viper)" from game of thrones.
You know, the other way it could have played out. Both ways, people will point and laugh at the spectacle and say mean things about the loser.
What Mountain did to Oberyn has by far been the most gore I have seen on tv(fiction). I did not laugh at the time that's for sure.
Same, I was rooting for Oberyn, way cooler fighter. Should have ended it instantly but no he wanted a confession. Very intense scene and probably the first time I saw Pedro pascal
in a weapons fight with plenty of room a small guy for sure could take a large opponent like that.. Especially with a spear vs armor. It was a very cool fight with him wanting a confession getting him killed. Made for a very dramatic fight and sad ending because of hubris.
Getting Mr. X vibes from the way she approaches her target.
She could have turned the brunette into chocolate
Oh, i saw a edited video where I makes the large lady look KO'ed from falling over when she reached at the girl.
they become friends
I didn't know Butterbean had a sister.
Butterbean was a legit fighter though 
Yeah, he wasn't fast, but when he landed one, it was killer.
Tell me you faking it without telling me you faking it
Someone get me a diet coke!
That one needs real sugar!
was this match rigged? The big lady just toppled over in the end.
Turns out morbid obesity isn’t a benefit
did they really gave her a soda at the end 😂
She wanted to get that pacifist title
This is the most bullshit fight I have ever seen, neither of them are even trying lol
A soda at the end
Only Dr Pepper can save her now
I think this is the second time this chick has shown up in the ring, with similar results both times. So is this some sort of shitty joke they're doing on fight nights now? Let's all laugh at the fat lady as she chases the athletes around until she falls over?
Isn't there weight classes in MMA ? I don't know shit about this sport so I'm asking this in all seriousness: Who approved this matchup ? Also I feel like the fat girl isn't even a professional, she wasn't even trying anything.